Portal 2 - unused GLaDOS Garfield speech

[PhantomFluttershy]

At this point I'd make a Shrondinger's cat joke, but I'm too lazy.

[Pikashu17]

Could anyone tell me the video this image of GlaDOS comes from (minus Garfield)? I've been looking for it for ages and I can't remember what it's called.

[l337M3X1C4N]

I just wanted to hear GLaDOS.

[HugoBDesigner]

Now we know the REAL history verson: Garfield was killed by deadly neurotoxin, because GLaDOS breathes deadly neurotoxin (probably)...

[viralhatred]

Caroline's "No Mr Johnson, I don't want this!" was scrapped because Ellen felt it was too much like rape.

[Elssuh]

@viralhatred And Cave Johnson's voice actor refused to record his lines.

[Swenglish]

Garfield minus Garfield? Pfft! Garfield plus neurotoxin!

[ZadarBird]

"...and felt remorse... briefly."

Poor cat. Deadly neurotoxins are for kids!

[MySushiBear]

Ah, GLaDOS. You are a GENIUS! Garfield has been improved by 100%!

[jodywhiteley]

I am told I sound like GLaDOS in comments on my sleep hypnosis videos at least once per day. Let me know what you think.

[xxWASP22xx]

I hate you GLaDOS Garfield is the best comic strip ever you have no right changing it

[Missmadammozart]

i love how much better all the charaters are in portal two are just better, not entirely diffrent, just better. glados's voice is nearly seductive and chell looks amazing. even the lab is soooo amazing.

[legobaxter]

as an achieolagel dik

[087Alfred]

garfield has no remorse 

[gundealerofthe74th]

uhh i feel bad for people who ate lasaugnia (sorry if i spelt it wrong) and dressed up as garfield for halloween

[omelfilip]

ya one of the cats in the cat grave yard mentioned in the comic is garfield

[HoneyCrystal0]

:D lolz.

Now make one with chuck norris. x3

[TheDumbassbuffet]

step 1. download the audio from this video

step 2. generate 2 minutes of silence in audio editor

step 3. add dialog to silence file

step 4. set as "Exit windows" sound on public computer

step 5. ???

step 6. Profit?

[FeatherStories]

I do feel more human...

[Blade8745]

"Archeological dick"

I swear I heard that.

[SirZippety56]

@Blade8745 dig

[evanazorsky]

@Blade8745 u did

[JamesOhGoodie]

GlaDOS is the only character who could read a comic strip and make it sound menacing.

[Pokeavastar]

Did it scare anybody else, when Glados went OH GOOD?

[userID642]

go hang a salami, i'm a lasagna hog!

[vglgvn534912]

Is this legit?

[ddrmaxman]

@vglgvn534912 Yeah, it is. I went through the Portal 2 sound files after installing the game. It's there along with a ton of other unused dialogue.

[jordanlachance]

@vglgvn534912 Yes it is.

[ekinothedragon]

turret: mum tell me a story

GLAdoS: once upon a time there was a man who's lungs were filled with neurotoxin

turret: :D

[WinddanceGirl]

@ekinothedragon That made my day. xD Thank you!

[theguyinblue2]

@ekinothedragon Is it DEADLY neurotoxin?

[DarkTripods07]

omg where do you hear this D=

[lobsteros]

@DarkTripods07 You didn't read the word "unused" in the title? OK...

[DarkTripods07]

@lobsteros well SORRY i do things to quickly before i read so i knew

[Dar3dmag3]

I hate Mondays.

[Leishmaniasisably]

The End. Wait that's not funny.

[iatebarneysbarbies]

thumbs up for being raped by garfield woot

[williemay100]

glados is the lasagna lier

[dragonsegg100]

28 people work for Jim Davis.

[derrickccoetzee]

GLaDOS totally needs to start her own webcomic.

[SgtRorek]

I've been thinking, when life gives you lasagna? Don't make lasagna! Tell life to take that lasagna back!

[TheElectricDreamer93]

brb have to equpit my house with a deadly neurotoxin.

[thegodismylord485]

so...garfield died?

[1993teemu]

sad 2 same top comments

[BossHossGT500]

@1993teemu how the fuck can you get sad over the top comments being the same

[1993teemu]

@BossHossGT500 i didnt get sad...

[ex2cliff]

0:40

that's what she said.

[flaetsbnort]

Oh, GlaDOS. Neurotoxins are your solution to everything.

[pokemonfreak2211]

@flaetsbnort GLaDOS what is 1+1= what?

GLaDOS- Neurotoxin?

[NicksNameGoesHere]

@pokemonfreak2211 If 1 and 1 equals neurotoxin, two plus two equals... Ten. IN BASE 4 I'M FINE.

[CrazyLilAlbino]

@flaetsbnort Deadly neurotoxins. Because those are the best kind :3

[pingpong1138]

@flaetsbnort neurotoxins are to glados as duck tape is to men

[MrAcuriteOf1337]

@pingpong1138 MUST THUMBS UP!!!!

[THELUKESTIR]

@flaetsbnort thanks, that was the joke.

[OoDoubleRainbowoO]

THUMBS UP OTHER COMMENTS SO THE TOP COMMENTS AREN'T THE SAME!

[Brdster1]

OMG THE TOP COMMETS ARE THE SAME!!

SOMEONE QUOTE THE VIDEO

[sM4llziE]

While reading the comments, I laughed at the comment by @TehFoolOnTehHill, then GLaDOS said, That's not funny, am I laughing?

I was spooked.

[WMsquared]

I don't get it.

[CryingBabiesOfHell]

Why are the both of top comments same?

Whatever, tits. I hate when it happens.

[MrAmerica1995]

.....jesus, GLaDOS....

[Penguinius15]

If I were garfield, i'd take the the lasagna even if deadly neurotoxins were floodin the house

[turreu]

All the in any way "historical" references in Portal 1 were golden

[melsorianolvn21]

•_•

[Pisskicker3]

they should of worked this in by making atlas and p-body's portals malfunction and they get sent to a human house instead, they can still hear GLaDOs and she instructs them to scan a garfield book that they find in the house. this could of been fun to work in at the end.

[VannahWilson]

This is hilarious, I wish they'd used this!

"The end? That's not funny."

I love when she says, "It's funny because most of it actually happened." Probably referring to the time that she killed a bunch of cats with neurotoxin in order to test the "Schrodinger's cat" thought experiment (see "Portal 2: Lab Rat" comic).

[9Chasestudios]

o-o

[ZetaVS]

lol, jim davis lawsuit

[Therty001]

Lol schrödingers cat :p. The lasagna is a lie, and was replaced by cake, another lie... omg GLaDoS lies all the time? But she owns any game character i've ever seen.....

[RasecVonWizzlbang]

God damn, GLaDOS is hot...

... No one saw my type that, right?

[gazaroomf]

SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!

[msanimation2]

''In my version the owner points out to the cat that the house is equipped with a deadly nurotoxin''

Why was this dialogue scrapped!?

Why, Valve why!?

[KaTzaNdSTuFf]

It actually happened??? Is she talking about Schrodinger's Cat?

[LoydeReed]

*clap... clap* oh good, that's still working

[comickrew]

Portal 2 takes place on a Monday

[PS3lewis2cool]

@comickrew erm, okay. how do you know that XD

[ianlamm123]

The end?

[booringification]

@arowley97

its impossible because the cake is a lie

[imbaZarkout]

wtf?

[TehRavenclaww]

It's funny because Schrodinger.

[tehvyrus]

i really hope stuff like this appears in some of the later dlc. :)

[pikurosonai00]

Why they no use this in game?! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[TheMissHarukitty]

ALWAYS WITH THE NEUROTOXIN

[busesbang1]

0:07 think it as an archaological Dick?

[Mespritroth]

@busesbang1 dig, not dick.

[Spudcosmiccc]

@busesbang1

Dig, she said dig, DIG! You sick fuck.

[SuperCatfire]

GLaDOS : "Do either of you feel like laughing?"

Me : "No, not when you say it."

[Warrock1204]

Well, of COURSE GLaDOS would put neurotoxin dispensers in Garfeild. Classic GLaDOS.

[ytimg62]

An archeological dig. 

[TehFoolOnTehHill]

The lasagna is a lie.

[noobdude12]

also imagine garfield being a test subject. :D

[ReloadPsi]

Awesome :D

[MrDakotaWood]

hahaha!

[strikerk]

Love the sound of her tongue and lips when she talks... gah, she sounds so sexy.

[AnswerNQuestion]

@strikerk You know GlaDos was played by an old women right?

[strikerk]

@AnswerNQuestion I guess I'm into older ladies now. lol

[strikerk]

@AnswerNQuestion I guess I'm into older women now. lol

[JackolousTheNinja]

The way she says lasagna is like heaven to my ears!  :D

[waterthealpha]

Think of it as an archeological dick....

What the fuck.

[Aff01000001]

An archeological DICK? :O

[KIRBYAIRRIDERplus]

THE LASAGNIA IS A LIE!

[egloman]

in the ratman comic Glados puts cats in a box with neurotoxin and in this she says "its very true"

[egloman]

@egloman *very true story

[XxJoxJoxJordanxX]

@egloman I always think that the 'cat' is the Aperture employees (including Rattmann D:) and their daughters on "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day", and Aperture Science is the box. The neurotoxin is the poison. :D

[egloman]

@XxJoxJoxJordanxX every daughter except chell (bring your daughter to work day scene-portal 2)

[XxJoxJoxJordanxX]

@egloman Well GLaDOS kept some alive for testing.. Then killed them.. What a bitch.

[splitpea789]

i noticed a portal 2 dlc spoiler in EdgelessArtifactCube's youtube name

[easytoremember0]

Everything is better with deadly, deadly neurotoxin.

[moviemaker1986]

I would have loved to see Glados' reworked cartoon. I'm sure laughs would have been had all around.

[Skorpi00007]

anyone else fiend Glados voice when she talks calm, very mesmerizing. I feel stimulated its hipnotizing. I could just listen all day to her

[moviemaker1986]

@Skorpi00007 Yeah, Valve did a bang up job and a half with Glados' voice, character, animations, everything.

[HTankGlory]

MUCH BETTER! Thank you so much for that edit GLaDOS! ^-^

[hinventon]

TEH LASAGNA IS A LIE

[arowley97]

@hinventon You deserve cake

[trainmaster555]

@hinventon masterchief liked your comment...

[KorytheMaril]

@ParadoxAnubis I'm sorry but that's not really relevant. While I do enjoy the sorta creepy pasta-prank thing. I give you a point for style

[At7commando]

Is it just me or is the fact the re-made version actually happened is due to her killing everyone in the facility?

[supadorf24]

@ParadoxAnubis Get a life and quit spamming.

[FireStar810]

......... dear lord of mercy now they have put Garfield into portal what next? piglet?!

[Flankoful]

I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA TAKE YOUR LEMONS!!!

[ZephyrTheBluFox]

GLaDOS loves a good neurotoxin

[skullzans]

no 1:16

!!!

[Hellwreck210]

How Did You Make Glados Say that Stuff.. i mean Maby u said it i guess But How Did U make The Voice Similar To Glados Voice?

[anonomous1324]

@Hellwreck210

Actually, it's a bit of unused audio that was left in the game files.

... As stated in the description :/

[Hellwreck210]

@anonomous1324 Okay.. Btw i loved The Video, well done

[xAtlasxPbodyx]

If I ever got inspired to animate to this sound clip, would it be okay? :3

[0BucketMask0]

"It's funny because most of it actually happened."

Reference to the Rat Man comic where she killed all the employees cats on 'bring your cat to work day' with neurotoxin...which is really sad.

But this is pretty damn funny. They should make some Co-Op DLC and include this and the other parts like it.

[GhostFreeman]

@0BucketMask0 They would probably need to get a license from Universal Press Syndicate and Jim Davis to use the comic, which might be why it was cut.

[0BucketMask0]

@GhostFreeman she never mentions the name "Garfield" in it, and her 're-made' comic was probably something she made herself.

[thelittlegreenirken]

i feel like laughing...HAHAHAHAHAHA! :D

[noobdude12]

chell is like odie...shes has brain damage

[ComradeAzza]

"That's not funny."

^

Garfield in a nutshell

[newquinken]

I like GLaDOS's version better :)

[psychomantis108]

she should make her own comic series!

[THEHELLHOUND456]

Multiplayer?

[wolfdevon]

That sucks that they didnt use this

[RecycleMouse]

ok GLaDOS thats enough neurotoxin for you

[LulzAreGud]

Probably wasnt included cuz of copyright, even though she never mentions the name but she says "its up on the screen" so they planned for her garfield version to be in the game.

[legobaxter]

0:06 an archaeological dick. lol

[energeticmouse]

NEUROTOCKSIN. *Trollface*

[mario4ever1000]

10 times better then that garfield show crap on cartoon network GLaDOS should have her own cartoon network show lol

[TheEnixSquared]

@mario4ever1000 You do know that Garfield is a classic comic strip; not a cartoon network show right? The cartoon show is something recent and I highly doubt GLaDOS is referencing to the show.

[mario4ever1000]

@TheEnixSquared yeah i know but i was just pointing out how she could make that crappy show ten times better because the comic strip is ok

[pkpikachuYT]

@mario4ever1000 GLaDOS with a show... You are a genius, sir

[BlackopsMaster1337]

XD

[BrandonX93]

Anyone else notice that the video skips 1:16?

[Dynaman21]

I wonder if Jim Davis has gotten the hint yet.

[xBL0CK3Rx]

FAKE: 1:16 do not exist

[DMeaderL4d]

lol y didnt they use this

[Obergfreighter]

She won't let that go, will she..?

[TheJungleification]

They did use it .

[spaceghostisawesome]

@TheJungleification Where?

[Matter577]

lol

[noobdude12]

imagine Garfield using a portal gun for lasagna.

[HeavyEatsSandviches]

@noobdude12 :D

[xxshottycurbxx]

does anybody get this? yes its garfield but it refers to chell. first half of vid is portal 1: a cat eats all of the lasagna in his house. its not his house or his lasagna. the man who own the lasagna is furious.

chell uses portal gun which is not hers in aperture science. GLaDOS is angry that she lived so long and killed her." the other half of the vid is portal 2.

house equipped with deadly neurotoxin. he feels remorse.

GLaDOS woke up and tried to kill chell. chell feels somewhat scared.

[xxshottycurbxx]

does anybody get this? yes it is Garfield but it refers to chell. a cat eats all of the lasagna in his house. its not his house. the man who own the lasagna is furious.

cat (chell) eats (uses) lasagna (portal gun) not his house (aperture science) the man who own the lasagna is furious (GLaDOS is angry that she lived so long and escaped.) its found in co-op files because it takes place after the campaign.

[bj4499]

Its funny cause its true.

[Cranthier]

._. what did I just watch?



[MewMewTeshi]

Lol, GLaDOS is so Stuuid when it comes to humans .__.

[anxietydown]

Portal without Garfield

[subscriber44]

Laughed so fucking hard, when she told me about the neuro toxins.

[jackawaka]

this is great!!

[ExplodingPivot]

Yay! i love garfeild, well.....her version :3

[iADSuprenant]

@Hargbarble I don't understand why you are trying to come across so smart, while it seems that whole paragraph was written by a 5 year old with grammar issues. Would you like me to correct you; upon request jackass.

[Floweramon]

@iADSuprenant Why do you care how he writes? Maybe he's faking, or maybe that's how he actually talks and it shows in his writing (I, for example, have been told numerous times that I sound overly logical and formal), but regardless, why does it matter to you?

[Avelineization]

Oh Good, your back while you were dead I re-made Portal 2 :D

[Hargbargle]

..Hah..what irony, when I replied to marthforevr's comment about weather or not he misspelled a word, I misspelled 'right' ..lol ...

But to the point, this bit of un-used speach is amazingly funny. Really enjoy'd this video, gounna copy down the bit about the cat reflecting on his actions.