Come to Aldershot

[FarnboroughTAXI]

Aldershot is getting better now, they are building a shopping mall beside the police station.

Dinez taxi and private car hire in Aldershot

[Peppepoppldoppl]

gardenspoon has got downs syndrome!

[dkeenan69]

Kev vidler = 16 sec haha

[strongbowman2012]

Aldershot has now been renamed by Joanna Lulmley "Nepaldershot".

[gardenspoon]

@grimmiefan101 You need to watch the linked video instead.

[TLJnews]

dont forget THE GREAT TEAM OF ALDERSHOT TOWN FC UP THE SHOTS

[ammarkhan87]

hilarious...loved it..

[gardenspoon]

@ammarkhan87 Thank you :)

[RnGGaming101]

Aldershot. Land of the deranged.

[gardenspoon]

@RnGGaming101 Certainly seems that way

[FieldmasterFox]

Sounds worst than Farnborough.

[gardenspoon]

@FieldmasterFox I take it you've seen the Farnborough video then :)

[JesusLover7000]

this video is actually ridiculous and offensive. I live in aldershot and there are some really lovely people there with successful careers and who take care of their community. Even if people do live in council houses, it isn't there fault is it?? People don't ask to live in council houses and have to live on benefits. Just because you are a complete snob who judges people and a place before they get to know them then that's too bad for you.

[JesusLover7000]

@JesusLover7000 I'd rather live in aldershot in a council house than be sad enough to spend hours making a pointless video about how you hate aldershot.

[JesusLover7000]

@JesusLover7000 (This is the opinion of a friend of mine who lives in Aldershot btw)

[gardenspoon]

@JesusLover7000 Okay. I think your friend is missing the point a little; in case he/she didn't notice, I am simply making a joke about the place, a joke that the majority of Aldershotists understood, agreed with, and found amusing.

BTW, there's nothing sad about spending a little time making a video that lots of people have enjoyed, there are many activities that are more pointless... like watching Eastenders...

:)

[trekliquid55]

Spot on mate! nice one sum's it up but no gerkhins, nice to see you did not get chavved!

[gardenspoon]

@trekliquid55 "Chavved"? I think it has a few times, some have found this video offensive... dickheads

[trekliquid55]

@gardenspoon, no I meant atleast you did not get chavved, ie mugged by hoodrats and junkie scum!

[gardenspoon]

@trekliquid55 I see. I didn't actually get out of the car for this one though... :)

[BecciFlyingHigh]

i've lived her nearly all my life and never had trouble.. still think it's an absolute crap hole of a town. :/

[gardenspoon]

@BecciFlyingHigh You're lucky then... thanks :)

[BecciFlyingHigh]

@gardenspoon & i know them 2 guys standing outside the queen vic lol :/

[FranticNationLeader]

hahaha i live in aldershit you should do one on prospect in farnborough

[gardenspoon]

@FranticNationLeader I did make one for Farnborough. Thanks. :)

[redzed40]

you know it would have been funny if it wasn't so true..Tesco's killed the centre.

[gardenspoon]

@redzed40 Tesco are killing everywhere...

[redzed40]

@gardenspoon With revenues of £43bn and profits of £2.5bn, Tesco has a war chest to fund land acquisitions that is the envy of the corporate world. More than anything, land is key to creating a retail giant - without stores, there is no business. So it ought not to be surprising that the country's most powerful retailer is also among Britain's most powerful real estate companies; its portfolio is conservatively valued at £14.2bn.

[donorleone]

i was lucky enough to live in fleet though my cousin lived in aldershite. he was robbed 3 times

[emoxbite]

SxcRascal - obviously from Aldershit.

[TheCharliH]

Ohohooooo! I used to live slap bang in the middle of Aldershit (What we call it) And every other day SOMEONE on our road would have their wall pissed on by a drunkard. You also missed out Tiffany's and Booze booze booze. I'm living in Farnham now, where the little old ladies trundle around non-stop with nothing better to do.

[gardenspoon]

@TheCharliH Thank you. :)

I've done one about Farnham on my other channel

[fartsam08]

i live in Aldershot's backyard, Farnborough

[gardenspoon]

@fartsam08 I'm sure you've seen the Farnborough video then. :)

[fartsam08]

@gardenspoon yes haha. Its very true about the hundred carparks, useless airport and the constant construction xD

[gardenspoon]

@zZapollyonZz You know the place pretty well then...

[SxcRascal]

aldershots alright! its nice how you aint shown the fuckin wellington center! thts one of the best places and tbh there aint been a rape in years its a load of crap..yeah its a dump but we're still tryin to make it better :/

[gardenspoon]

@SxcRascal The Wellington centre is almost empty. Anyway, in case you hadn't got the joke - this video isn't supposed to be taken seriously.

[Brooksie1611]

@SxcRascal Haha a rape in years? There was a rape last year in Manor Park.

[teejaymk1]

Aldershot! My home town. No wonder I fucked off to London!! Great video!!!

[infrasleep]

Aldershot is a ghost town. It used to really thrive; really be a place to go, but its just died. It cant be mere coincidence that the two worst towns in an afluent area (Farnborough and Aldershot) are both governed by Rushmore Bourough Council

[gardenspoon]

@infrasleep Rushmore, yes, what a joke they are.

[awesomeXellie]

Not to be racist or discriminating but it's got so bad even the Indians are moving out

[cheekycam]

i used to live there and i now hate it

[missybabyalaina]

I'm embarrassed i live near here :'(

[PaintYourTownSHIT]

@missybabyalaina Yes, me too - it couldn't be a lot worse...

[Binfieldius]

Fucking brilliant hahaha!!!

[PaintYourTownSHIT]

@Binfieldius Horrible you mean ;-)

[gardenspoon]

@jazblundell I don't really want anyone under the age of 18 to view this video for two reasons. 1) you really should be lying about your age to create an account. 2) this is adult humour, and when you are an adult you might understand, and not get so defensive.

[Danny77uk]

@jazblundell I lived there (2007-2009) and it is a fucking shithole. The town center is dying a slow death. Good community my ass - they're mostly chavs and drunken thugs. The surrounding area is lifeless and abandoned. There is fuck all to do. It has only two things going for it - (A) a good train station with a decent line to Guildford and London and (B) a Tescos.

[ZoeJayneScott]

it might be badd.. But not that bad?:L.

[gardenspoon]

@ZoeJayneScott No, it's worse

[ZoeJayneScott]

@gardenspoon

not really.

[anianrie]

From one who is oh so lucky enough to live in Aldershot, and this is more or less 100% accurate. -Thumbs up!-

[gardenspoon]

@anianrie My that is lucky :P Thanks for the thumbs up :)

[clioboy12341]

dose it fuck aldershit is full of chiky cunts and wanna be bad men and lil skag heads love it man ahahahhahaha

[Disfigure06]

Was just in aldershot a minute ago, i know farnboroughs shit but aldershot makes it look like buckingham fucking palace :)

[gardenspoon]

@Disfigure06 Yes, that is pretty accurate. Thank you :)

[girlznguitarz]

Brilliant well done.....made me laugh my socks off....at a time I needed a laugh!  Thanks.

[gardenspoon]

@girlznguitarz That's what I like to hear, thanks

[oneofthoseDNBgirls]

this makes me laugh, but in a way that its so pathetic. bearing in mind im only 15 and ive lived in aldershot all my life and i love it and would never leave it. no im not a chav standing on street corners with a needle hanging out my arm before people start thinking things lol, but you make it out to be a lot worse then it is!

[gardenspoon]

@oneofthoseDNBgirls Don't take it personally, it's just a laugh.

[oneofthoseDNBgirls]

@gardenspoon well i didnt find it funny

[gardenspoon]

@oneofthoseDNBgirls Well, you are only 15.

[gardenspoon]

@115352 First I've heard about it...

[PaintYourTownSHIT]

@115352 spam

[MissShaan96]

this is legendary! ;) ..thankyou! it made me laugh and its a fukin shithole.

[gardenspoon]

@MissShaan96 Glad you liked it :)

[cambershots]

DO ONE FOR CAMBERLEY .

[gardenspoon]

@cambershots I am doing one, it's already written, though it will be on my other channel: PaintYourTownSHIT

Thank you

[cambershots]

@gardenspoon good on ya mate should be giggle lol ps your not gonna do that funny vioce again like the woking one on your other channel :)

[gardenspoon]

@cambershots The aim is to have a different voice for each video. Anyway, Camberley will be in a couple of weeks, next is Bracknell, followed by every other town we can get around to filming, I might suggest you subscribe to the other channel. Thanks :)

[RoadBikeBird]

Aldershot has a very good Army Medical Centre.

Hmmmmm

other than that.

yup - great video :)

.x.

[gardenspoon]

@RoadBikeBird I didn't know about that, but I believe you :)

[emoxbite]

Oh my god please do one for Farnham?!!

[gardenspoon]

@emoxbite We were just talking about that while visiting that big Sainsbury's

[MILTONBABES]

hahahaha my home town gotta love it

[gardenspoon]

@MILTONBABES Thanks :)

[ERIC3790]

lol my days . . .

[nolabeltricks]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my mate barry is at the end standing outside the queen vic hahaha

[gardenspoon]

@nolabeltricks Oh cool, you'll have to let him know eh? :)

[MChuter22]

Spot on... a complete shit hole.

[gardenspoon]

@MChuter22 Hmm, shame isn't it? Thanks

[xpeachx100]

This is SO true it's not even funny, it's actual fact!!! I work in Aldershot but plan ASAP to move back up north... this town is the arse of society! x

[gardenspoon]

@xpeachx100 Well, I think the place is so depressing that it becomes funny :)

[kop1892]

so bad thee Jon?

[gardenspoon]

@kop1892 Who's Jon?

[kop1892]

@gardenspoon

friend of mind that live there he send this to me ,

[fielddownunder]

i left this fuckin dump and moved to thailand, best thing i ever did

[gardenspoon]

@fielddownunder Good for you dude :)

[LOLfilms100]

The only good things about aldershot are kart klub game store at 0:11 and a American candy shop.

[gardenspoon]

@LOLfilms100 That's not a lot then...

[shinobee7809]

cunt

[shinobee7809]

silly northern twat,,,

[gardenspoon]

@shinobee7809 Wow, what a clever comment...

[kel2comedy]

You could be describing any town in England.

Great video.

[gardenspoon]

@kel2comedy Well, not all towns are so run-down - even the army are moving out...

[ditzylaura]

omg shut up...thats my hometown your talking about...you make it sound terrible and it aint that bad

[hybridpanda]

@ditzylaura . . . . .

have you ever been to one of the towns surrounding aldershot?

[MChuter22]

@hybridpanda I think her username gives us a clue as to her personality and why she's best suited living their 'ditzy'.

[gardenspoon]

@ditzylaura It is THE worst town in Hampshire

[keithsweatrules]

hmmm sounds like my kind of town lol

[skullfullofbonghits]

do you like rape, corner shops and 75 year old prostitues? well then, move to birmingham

[gardenspoon]

@skullfullofbonghits 75-year-old prostitutes - urgh!

[skullfullofbonghits]

@gardenspoon i'm not lying btw. i seen a 75 year old LOOKING woman standing on a corner wearing some skinny jeans and a belly top. she was their for ages. it hurt just looking at her.

[gardenspoon]

@skullfullofbonghits I didn't think you were lying. I think you should include that in your film, the line about it hurting just looking - brilliant!! :)

[tomken8dy]

I like curry powder.

I also like the crunching sounds of old

syringes and crack vials as I roll over them.

You DO have crack there, don't you??

[gardenspoon]

@tomken8dy Ha ha, you're a naughty boy!!

Yeah, we have those kind of nasty drugs here, quite a lot in Aldershot, not that I've seen it for myself.

[tomken8dy]

@gardenspoon

I don't even know what crack smells like.

[gardenspoon]

@tomken8dy I'm not sure anyone takes it for the smell...

[tomken8dy]

@gardenspoon

I meant when someone SMOKES IT.

- Always breaking my gonads...

[gardenspoon]

@tomken8dy You'll have to excuse my rather slow intellect this evening.

[tomken8dy]

@gardenspoon

I usually assume you're breaking my b*lls and I'm usually right. lol

[gardenspoon]

@tomken8dy Most of the time I am, other times I am just stupid.

[tomken8dy]

@gardenspoon

Welcome to the Human Race.

START YOUR ENGINES!!

[gpzDave]

1:16 What the heck! One of those darn pimped Pruis'!!!!

[gardenspoon]

@gpzDave Not quite, it was an Astra, and a piece of crap it was.

[jondavis1234]

You always know how to sell these places, Paul =)

[gardenspoon]

@jondavis1234 That's true; I am expecting house prices to rise by 24% in Aldershot after this video

[hybridpanda]

i dono i guess i kinda of like farnham :/ you can stay away from it if you like this video was fantastic anyway :)

[Darwinsgift]

I'm packing my bags while I type this! Aldershot seems too near to me!

[gardenspoon]

@Darwinsgift Are you as close as I am though?

[hybridpanda]

Now we just need "Come to Farnham" then you have covered the entire area!

<3 gardenspoon

[gardenspoon]

@hybridpanda Surely not, what is wrong with Farnham...?

[hybridpanda]

@gardenspoon well Everyone in the town is OLD AS TIME ITSELF, with a horribly shite one way system and more shops to buy stationary than to buy clothes.

when the uni months are in the town is fine but when its holidays its a ghost town ruled by the elderly.

One good thing, not 1 speed camera in the entire town, its a "historic market town" but the market is shockingly shit.

a few months ago some guy got stabbed and the crap beaten out of. that was about 50 meters from my house.

[gardenspoon]

@hybridpanda Sounds nice and peaceful, with the excption of that stabbing of course. Anyway, I know there are some rough parts in Farnham as there is almost everywhere else.

[hybridpanda]

thank you for making this i watched it at least 10 times so far :)

[gardenspoon]

@hybridpanda Yey!!! :)

[cestrianvlogger]

lol tesco can survive anywhere, probably even the moon :D

[gardenspoon]

@cestrianvlogger Tesco could survive a nuclear holocaust!

[MadMonkeyBoy08]

There should obviously be one for Peterborough! Haha

[gardenspoon]

@MadMonkeyBoy08 Well that might be another video idea for you then. In fact, I could help you with it :)

[MadMonkeyBoy08]

@gardenspoon It might well be, Paul!

Yes, you could help me with that if you like. :)

I'm hopefully getting a new camera so the quality in my next videos hopefully will be much better soon.

[gardenspoon]

@MadMonkeyBoy08 I can help with scripting and stuff, if you have a few general gripes about the place, I love making those gripes just a little more 'edgy' ;-)

[gazmetal]

Never mind Aldershit. Do one for Merseyside.

[gardenspoon]

@gazmetal Oh, here we go - my town is worse than yours :P

I've not been there besides passing through for about 15 years, and I don't know much about the place really. But, when I've run out of ideas I'll see you there.

[Danny77uk]

Hmm I think it's the blue shop at 0:10 next to the barbers. Looks to be boarded up. When was the photo taken? The 'Kart Klub' sold football tat and has been closed for years.

Have you been in the bowling alley or experienced the delights of the Lido?

[gardenspoon]

@Danny77uk All pictures and film were taken on Saturday, and yesterday, with the exception of the opening fast bit.

No, I've not been in the bowling alley. I've been in a few of the pubs and a club 14 years back, but I've no interest in going back.

[Danny77uk]

Last year, I was living opposite the job center. What a complete SHITHOLE that town is. I watched as shop after shop was boarded up and place slowly died a little more everyday. The only thing I miss was the convenient Tescos!

Also most of the squaddies have long since moved out and rarely saw any army personnel. But they've been replaced by the chavs.

The shopping center is literally half-empty.

Has the game store in the Arcade closed up yet?

[gardenspoon]

@Danny77uk There is plenty of squaddies still about, but many of their buildings have been boarded up too. You're right about the chavs mate - they are bloody everywhere!!! I don't know about the game store, but I think it's still open.

[CurrentlyDisconected]

holy crap man no way i dont think i'd last 5 minutes there lol.

I think I'd feel safer in the middle of the bush at night with nothing but a pen knife and a wobble board In fact i know i would lol.

[gardenspoon]

@CurrentlyDisconected Yes, I think I'd prefer to be there too - what's the worst that can happen?

[CurrentlyDisconected]

@gardenspoon nothing this bad only 8 out of 10 of world deadliest spiders and snakes,dingos, drop bears, and the occasional grazing Rolf ;D

[gardenspoon]

@CurrentlyDisconected They're all okay if you don't piss them off, surely...

[CurrentlyDisconected]

you've obviously never disturbed a grazing Rolf :D

[gardenspoon]

@CurrentlyDisconected What - Rolf Harris? I thought he was a nice guy

[CurrentlyDisconected]

@gardenspoon ah Rolf Harris is a domesticated Rolf not a wild one. ;)

[gardenspoon]

@CurrentlyDisconected I can just imagine lots of wild bearded men running around with their wobble-boards and painting, singing that 'proper cup of coffee' song. It does sound a little dangerous afterall :)

[hybridpanda]

@CurrentlyDisconected i live 2 miles from here and everytime i go i feel scared for my life and avoid making eye contact with ANYONE in fear of getting chained to the back of a car and dragged through town.

[PaintYourTownSHIT]

@hybridpanda Want to see 'Come to Woking'... because it is done :)

[littlegalah]

sounds a bit like ingleburn just west of sydney

[gardenspoon]

@littlegalah What, really, I wouldn't have thought there'd be anything like this in Aussieland...

[littlegalah]

@gardenspoon everyone in the westen world has a town like that

[alzebub666]

Is there a nice place to live in this country?

[Danny77uk]

@alzebub666 Norwich is lovely :)

[gardenspoon]

@alzebub666 I think so, Farnham is nice

[spaceman300]

It sounds almost as nice as Blackpool ;)

[gardenspoon]

@spaceman300 Yeah, I'm not keen on Blackpool; at least Aldershot is local ;)

[JasonMiliband]

aldershot is for dickheads

[gardenspoon]

@JasonMiliband ...well you live there don't you?