Believe it or not there is a huge market for straight to dvd b-rated giant animal attack films. They're not meant to be taken seriously. They're just mindless entertainment that is fun to watch.
can sb answer me a question??? if u don fear it does it hurt u?!! great movie but its unreal.....i laughed with it...i swear i wasnt scared at all....!
this movie may have its flaws but guys these snakes are real maybe not just like the ones in this one but in the first movie they are that big just not discovered yet!
God i just fuckin hate amature directors and producers taking on franchises that rocked but made them uderly shitty. Its like c'mon people the first two films were awsome but now this film and number 4 are fuckin shit, they dont even go along with the first two.
i thought they made the anaconda kinda retarded not being able to notice the mud-covered chick against the tree, i mean it even said "IT CAN SEE YOUR HEAT" o.e
Oookay...story is ok but simple and every ''monster'' movie is using this same story: They got a monster,then it escapes...-.- well almost. Anyway, in 0:42 you hear Predator's voice,and that scene is almost stolen from Predator movie!!
Ok so they're like alternating here. The first movie was OK but I mean come on they freaking set it on fire and it still didn't die! They had to chop it up with an ax in the end. And the snake looked SO fake. Then in the second one (I've only seen the trailer for the 2nd and 3rd btw) in the trailer the snake did look really a lot better and it looked like a bit of a better plot. But this is just back to stupid- 1:08
i totally agree. the first two were amazing, though i haven't watched them since i was little. ♥ and, though it's not the third movie, the last anaonda movie [though i haven't seen it yet] sounds... well, let's see. a basically indestructable baby anaconda that, when it is blown apart by a grenade it regenetrates and continues to eat people? seriously? hahaa.
nt guna lie i thought the 1st two films were alrite, bt wochin the trailer for the 3rd...........hahahahahaha looks like theyve gon for a slightly more exagerated/unbelievable approach
lol if you think this is bad, watch MegaPiranha lol....in my opinion both are soo shitty, they're fcking hilarious. In this movie, in one of the forest scenes you see some random guy enjoying a walk in the background lol!
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I just lost an hour of my life I'll never get back. Who ever the produer & writer is for this fucken sequel, they should be tard, feathered, and fed to vultures! Out of 10, I give this a -5. Only the HOFF kept it interesting for about 5 minutes.
wtf it can c ur heart wat has it got xray vision or somthing? anyway anconda was awsome and anacondas wasnt bad this one this sint even realistic how the fk can an anaconda mov that friggen fast!!
heehe....this trailer is very funny. anaconda 1 was good, 2 soso, but 3. i think that if the time pass the movies have to have more graphics. this is not an example
i was gonna watch this but i wont bother now. the snake looks stupid and another thing at least in the first two movies they had relly good looking people lol.
the first movie was the only good one out of the series. at least they used a robotic snake for a lot of the scenes which made it actually look realistic. but this one makes weird noises and looks too damn retarded.
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ppamabusao 4 days ago
This movie was shit
perttupekka 1 week ago
This was bullshit
derbixrace08 2 weeks ago
holy shit this looks like a pile of crap
portftwmuchXD 1 month ago
Believe it or not there is a huge market for straight to dvd b-rated giant animal attack films. They're not meant to be taken seriously. They're just mindless entertainment that is fun to watch.
HorrorLurker 1 month ago
@HorrorLurker "So bad it's good" on purpose? I love films like that.
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Epimachus123 1 month ago
well,straight on to star movies,bitches
Ldvsion 1 month ago
looks like snakes on a train really
maddogaz09hhg 1 month ago
can sb answer me a question??? if u don fear it does it hurt u?!! great movie but its unreal.....i laughed with it...i swear i wasnt scared at all....!
ceciliabenita 1 month ago
"H"offspring's the bomb.... and as in bomb i ment the bomb that blows up at the end of this movie thus concluding this dreaded film!
Boacuda 2 months ago
i can't tell the difference between anacondas 3 and 4
JurassicPark110 2 months ago
who would make an anaconda like that 1 in the first place
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EnterThunderstruck 4 months ago
0:22- well its bad after this kkk
TheDeinonichos 4 months ago
the snake looked good, but the poorly animated hasslehoff didn't fool me.
ItsTheMarioman 5 months ago
men this suck, is too much best the second part!!
stricknit 5 months ago
the 1st and 2nd one are way better and more realistic
Sinai9000 5 months ago
This movie is shit
urielzarur 5 months ago
Hasslehoff ruined it for me. I can tell he'll make it cheesy
nibblespeaches 5 months ago
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nibblespeaches 5 months ago
this movie may have its flaws but guys these snakes are real maybe not just like the ones in this one but in the first movie they are that big just not discovered yet!
chainmaster166 5 months ago
The worst movie i have ever seen PERIOD
Civitify 5 months ago
what the hell ,i just watched this movie, the idea is good but the animations really suck
Basskicker93 5 months ago
God i just fuckin hate amature directors and producers taking on franchises that rocked but made them uderly shitty. Its like c'mon people the first two films were awsome but now this film and number 4 are fuckin shit, they dont even go along with the first two.
ROGUEKILLER298 6 months ago
It can sense your fear.
Q9854 6 months ago
Strait to DVD...
98gug 6 months ago
this movie is as bad like mega pirahna
JPShreddinq 6 months ago
i saw this movie in the chanel of my country (bad movies)
is soooooooooo bad
and the effect of the snake wow that a shit
jopalaz5 6 months ago
Straight to DVD, because it's just too good for the cinema.
midgetsandfootball 6 months ago
i thought they made the anaconda kinda retarded not being able to notice the mud-covered chick against the tree, i mean it even said "IT CAN SEE YOUR HEAT" o.e
ViperHex9 7 months ago
I came here to say one thing. Hahahahahah so crap it was funny :)
Mrblackops95 7 months ago
CGI is atrocious, just like in starship troopers where the CGI in the sequels are worst than their predecessor.
hyperclaurus44 7 months ago
Oookay...story is ok but simple and every ''monster'' movie is using this same story: They got a monster,then it escapes...-.- well almost. Anyway, in 0:42 you hear Predator's voice,and that scene is almost stolen from Predator movie!!
MJCcorporation 8 months ago
I saw the movie... it doesn't look real, the 1st movie was better then this one..
Luisjose098 8 months ago 12
Ok so they're like alternating here. The first movie was OK but I mean come on they freaking set it on fire and it still didn't die! They had to chop it up with an ax in the end. And the snake looked SO fake. Then in the second one (I've only seen the trailer for the 2nd and 3rd btw) in the trailer the snake did look really a lot better and it looked like a bit of a better plot. But this is just back to stupid- 1:08
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this movie is like jaws, the first one is good, the second one is acceptable and the rest couldn`t be worst
thulkhuur 9 months ago
this is gonna be THE WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!! i pray for god that this trailer was a joke!!!
gippula 9 months ago
no anaconda hassle the hoff !
michi19ihcim 9 months ago 2
Lol on "Anaconda = Epic". All Anaconda movies are crap.
AndarilhoMarco 9 months ago
I never noticed before when I've seen this movie. But that giant Black snack has VERY creepy eyes.
YaoiAngel00 9 months ago
@YaoiAngel00: pause at :43....O.o, I think I just wet myself in fear >.<
foodjunkie89 9 months ago
@foodjunkie89 its the one at 1:08 that scares me xD
YaoiAngel00 9 months ago
This is considered a movie? I am deeply shamed.
GillTav 9 months ago
LOL. I'm pretty sure anacondas cant grow to be that big. At least try to be realistic....
duratee18 9 months ago
@duratee18 Actually they can be at least 40 feet long. I think there was a record for a 70 foot long anaconda once. SCARY!
mrslolgirl34567 9 months ago
0:27 Muhaha
anacondastrike128 9 months ago
i dont get it.. why third movie always go crapy??
Anaconda = EPIC
Anaconda 2 = AWESOME!
Anaconda 3 = Dissapointed.. andaconda 1 is better
and Spiderman 3 = Worst
zulnaim09 9 months ago
@zulnaim09
i totally agree. the first two were amazing, though i haven't watched them since i was little. ♥ and, though it's not the third movie, the last anaonda movie [though i haven't seen it yet] sounds... well, let's see. a basically indestructable baby anaconda that, when it is blown apart by a grenade it regenetrates and continues to eat people? seriously? hahaa.
IrkenRulesOfWAR 9 months ago
Don´t use the "Offspring" name in this crap movie!!
fjrstube 9 months ago
its with hasselhoff...it has to be sh*t
BigM7427 9 months ago
sh**ty
WoundsOpen 9 months ago
yes anacondas eat ppl but not like this movie comon hollywood ITS FAKE!!
scottyIzDAbest 10 months ago
yes anacondas eat ppl but not like this movie comon hollywood ITS FAKE!!!!!!
scottyIzDAbest 10 months ago
il y a aussi le 4
bonito974 10 months ago
i wanna sue them for 'sight' pollution
ravel0413 10 months ago
Anaconda blood orkit was the best
ReaperBRAD 10 months ago
fail
nesl4 10 months ago
stop haiting lol :P
mullymus11 10 months ago
gayyyy piece of shit.
brokenhg10 10 months ago
you'd think that after the first 2 being totally shit, that they would stop making these.
emilycjoneslikesyou 10 months ago
that was the cheapest animating shit i ever saw
devinat0r316 10 months ago
haha that's totally true epic fail !!
5raymi5 10 months ago
macar romanii au venit cu masinile ^^ ARO rullz!
WiseAndWide 10 months ago
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deatheater0000000007 11 months ago
such a typical, american shit film, "In about 12 hours, this entire country will be over run by snakes". wow.
XOPARKERXO 11 months ago
Hope that thing doesnt get on a plane, good be hasslehoff, hello samuel jackson
xTanGOkiLleRx 11 months ago
why are you all assholes like no way , stupid,sucked....
go to sleep kids...horror movies aren't real...go watch your stupid bloody snow you think it is scary...
komatarijuhz 1 year ago
What a fucking stupid plot to a stupid fucking movie
Nintendoman15 1 year ago
This movie sucked,,
TykkeGustav 1 year ago
this movie looks like the worst peice of shit
TheFrancois12 1 year ago
"David Hasselhoff" inst that he guy from sponge bobs movie? which also sucked!
fsfsfsfsfsfsg 1 year ago
1:09 the worst 3D in ANY movie from 21. century
Sega1544 1 year ago
this movie is like jaws, the first one is good, the second one is acceptable and the rest couldn`t be worst
srp789 1 year ago
well this was stupid.
rabbitcfh 1 year ago
realy bad movie!! lol
markhawthorn 1 year ago
que horror esa pelicula es una completa idiotez, los efectos estan muy malllllll!!!!!
heidy4574 1 year ago
anaconda 1 and 2 were fukin great the rest discraced the series
ps3killzone2 1 year ago
I loved nr. 1 and 2, but this movie is SO bad.. I was so dissapointed !!!
sanni87 1 year ago
the fucking thing doesnt even look like an anaconda
frobinhood 1 year ago
Straight-to-dvd.. This pisses me off.
tormeister 1 year ago
If they still wont find out how to kill this thing I swear I will call Chuck Norris to finish the job
erikscern 1 year ago
How muck better would this be if it wasnt hasselhoff but... Chuck Norris!!!!!
parodyperson51 1 year ago
The special effects look terrible, better of sticking to the first two.
cloflo217 1 year ago
I love how the graphics got better in the sequel then turned to crap in this one
pyschogambitable 1 year ago
this movie suck
worst anaconda movie
the 1st 2nd movie is much + infinity better
ash10x15 1 year ago
Without Johnny Messner, Ice Cude or JLO this movie doesen't seem as good.
Loecraveiro 1 year ago
nt guna lie i thought the 1st two films were alrite, bt wochin the trailer for the 3rd...........hahahahahaha looks like theyve gon for a slightly more exagerated/unbelievable approach
sephbreezy 1 year ago
The Hoff. Yes.
NeinHomo 1 year ago
this movie sucked donkey balls
kichuvan 1 year ago 2
fack off
hoodzNglovez 1 year ago
2 was better this is shit
legospacepolice3 1 year ago
SyFy has the best worst 3D movies... and that ANaconda movie sucks, Anaconda 1 was the best.
xxprime 1 year ago
@1996steffy seriously? O_o
darkTide117 1 year ago
shit story, Shit Environment, SHIT ACTORS and most importantly SHIT SPECIAL EFFECTS!!!. worst movie ever seen in my life.
darkTide117 1 year ago
This movie was surprisingly and absolutely shit. Recommendation: Don't watch
darkTide117 1 year ago
This is SUCK! I hate Syfy!
TheGarfieldxx30000 1 year ago
i wish they would stop making movies about my large penis :(
CxNathan 1 year ago
Noobs spraying trying to get a headshot, they turned this into a movie?
DII117 1 year ago
I didn't like, i prefer Anaconda 1
cheknoirs 1 year ago
-_-
2 wasn't that bad, 1 was shit, 3 looks the worst.
FreePersiaForAll 1 year ago
Anacondas 2 is the best of series!
MoradaDaTieta 1 year ago
For me, Anaconda is the best movie of snakes, my favorite.
MoradaDaTieta 1 year ago
(epic voice) IT IS ONE OF THE CRAPPIEST MOVIES HOLYWOOD EVER CREATED....
IT CAN SEE YOUR MONEY
IT CAN SENSE YOUR FEAR FOR BAD MOVIES
BY THE TIME YOU SEE IT
ITS TOO LATE.... TO GET YOUR MONEY BACK
ANACONDA 3 BS....
SOME MOVIES SHOULD NEVER BE MADE....
(end epic voice)
mymarleyisgone 1 year ago 64
@mymarleyisgone lol
djtechno2010 1 year ago
@mymarleyisgone hollywood didnt even make this its a scifi channel production
owen98682 7 months ago
Man this movie full of shit
d00m283 1 year ago
huge piece of shit !!!
danielgouveia7 1 year ago
huge piece of shit
danielgouveia7 1 year ago
ugh i was about to watch this thinking it would be good like the 1st ones but it look dumb with those cgi snakes..
powwow23 1 year ago
Greatest b movie quote ever , "In 12 hours the entire country is gonna be over run with. . . . baby snakes" hahah classic
cronhole 1 year ago
Omg why do they get more and more fake as technology gets more and more real?
supergsx 1 year ago
andaconda 2 was the best andaconda yet
MrSledhead88 1 year ago
lmao...this movie looks horrible enough to be awesome, and by that i mean stupidly entertaining
GreatAether0 1 year ago
a classic in the 90s next time SHOOT IT AND CHOOP IT
dim432 1 year ago
I doubt i'll be able to think of anything other than david's square face.
deathscyte9 1 year ago
You can see on the trailer that the 3rd and the 4th sucks -.-
And the 1st and the 2nd is kick ass :D
TheBigTieMan 1 year ago
Jesus what have they done to this movie? They fucked it up!
Destoryer101 1 year ago
tHE SPECiAL EffECtS SUCK!!! 1/10 ;P
MrElinquieto1 1 year ago
They ripped off so many things from the Alien and Predator movies. An unbedlievable bad movie.
TheDarkDuck93 1 year ago
lol if you think this is bad, watch MegaPiranha lol....in my opinion both are soo shitty, they're fcking hilarious. In this movie, in one of the forest scenes you see some random guy enjoying a walk in the background lol!
artashes999 1 year ago
LOL
HanakoFujita 1 year ago
looks retarded
ElderSaiyan 1 year ago
this was the funniest movie ive ever seen
jbFilms24 1 year ago
@jbFilms24 have you not seen Freddys Dead or Troll 2. Recommend both for a good laugh.
creepymrclean 1 year ago
i hope the nostalgia critic reviews this piece of shit
smoothcriminaldude 1 year ago
who invited hasselhoff?
tjohn1986 1 year ago
Great movie. Much, much better than Anaconda 2 & Anaconda 4. This was a very enjoyable flick & David boy was cool in it!!
brian060983 1 year ago
it sucks
lucasferreira028 1 year ago
in 12 hours the countries gonna be over run?
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ruabeliever 2 years ago
NENHUM outro filme foi tão produzido da série; ANACONDA'S, como o n° 1. os outros puro efeito muito computador, precebe-se na hora! assim fica chato o filme!!
MsHenriqueh 2 years ago
dont hasstle the hoff
jellyfishflab 2 years ago
thriller suck..... already.. low budjets.. movie
TheRafiele23 2 years ago
the 2nd one was GREAT
the first one was GOOD
this one looks just plain crap :\ lol
chaddie999 2 years ago
GAY
AVagent007 2 years ago 2
The Hoff....
bigcse 2 years ago
I only liked it because of the gore XD
origingiratina 2 years ago
worst piece of shit, so shamefull that this movie was created in this century.
4appletard 2 years ago 47
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| was surprised they even aired this. it was a typica| POS SciFi movie compared to the other Anacondas.
EmoBloodWolf 1 year ago
@4appletard If I were an idiot, I'd be proud to have my name associated in any way with this epic production.
oYoYebutu 9 months ago
let me gues they kill it by blowing it up?
roflsteaksauce 2 years ago
What a great movie! I watched it at MovieAndTvOnline.c o m/
IndieLover182 2 years ago
the first 2 were good BEACUASE it didn't involve some genetically enhanced giant snake. Every other giant snake horror film does that.
kuroroL2 2 years ago
i rented this because it looks like a laugh. ill comment once i watch it :)
RoundShotFilms 2 years ago
I just lost an hour of my life I'll never get back. Who ever the produer & writer is for this fucken sequel, they should be tard, feathered, and fed to vultures! Out of 10, I give this a -5. Only the HOFF kept it interesting for about 5 minutes.
nasa72 2 years ago
lol shitty effects
insanoturkey 2 years ago
great movie
highlightvidmaker445 2 years ago
wow what a piece of dog shit that anaconda is ugly the first 1 will allways be the best FTW
92Chucky13 2 years ago
ITS THE HOFF!!! LOL
degreek 2 years ago
My god this looks Soooooooooo bad!!!!!, gun to the head pull the trigger!
Snowgrav 2 years ago
1 & 2 = okay
3 & 4 = seriously? give it up already
xPowderBluLolipopzx 2 years ago
.........
ktown4life1337 2 years ago
Hasselhoff, no way.
Epic fail.
jordangreen93 2 years ago 43
@jordangreen93 dont hassle the hoff
MrTommyfifaking154 1 year ago 14
The evolution created, or scientists created u morron! Stupid CHEAP "movie".
otonnis 2 years ago
lame
pinkbeauty25 2 years ago
i love anacondas! they're incredibly scary!
giadapunk 2 years ago
Horrible Film
TomasLegendBr 2 years ago
U know i have a frend who laughs at everything which is scary
meranaamkiyasitha 2 years ago 3
GOSH WHERES SOLID SNAKE WHEN YOU NEED HIM
(solid snake from the metal gear solid video game)
optimusN64 2 years ago
wtf it can c ur heart wat has it got xray vision or somthing? anyway anconda was awsome and anacondas wasnt bad this one this sint even realistic how the fk can an anaconda mov that friggen fast!!
Buffhead1 2 years ago
i agree but it cant c ur heart it can c ur heat
rodneymullen41 2 years ago
o ya i read that again it said heat lol
Buffhead1 2 years ago
isnt snakes on a plane ananconda 3? so there is 2 of the 3rd sequels?
ChicanoTattooArt 2 years ago
Look Anaconda 2 or New Alcatraz they are gut, but this film is so stupid so LOL, Fuck. xD
FORNEWDAYS 2 years ago
lol this movie sucks, it defy all aspects of wat anacondas do...and when they shoot, they can't aim, just some random firing
random1803 2 years ago
LoL
Anaconda was good
Anacondas was acceptable and had its moments
This is just LOL........LOL to death lol
jpenny18 2 years ago
heehe....this trailer is very funny. anaconda 1 was good, 2 soso, but 3. i think that if the time pass the movies have to have more graphics. this is not an example
darkolfry1 2 years ago
wow the 2 lookes more real then the 3rd movie i bet 4 is worst
shoeib123 2 years ago
the anaconda look cartoon
hahahahahahahhaa
so funny
izwan184 2 years ago
this is comedy movie..why?
coz they are showing FAKE snake.lol
lababo 2 years ago
Man!All anaconda movies were terrible!The anaconda 1 movie for me were the best of all!Sorry for my bad english
Tuticows 2 years ago 2
you are right too much visual effects.
alldancja 2 years ago
anaconda meets baywatch lol
EstrangedPain89 2 years ago 2
lol i saw there a 4x4 romanian "aro" car :X(i'm romanian) :))
Patronu24 2 years ago
Haha... Hasselhoff... Nothing better than some "Jump in My Car" to emphasize the horror.
reignofrock 2 years ago
i love these movie
wwecc4 2 years ago
its a si-f channel production, they make crap happen
gronktyst 2 years ago
hahah exactly
flaminhotz5 2 years ago
Brii92 its genetically enhanced thats y its "speeding"
DeidarasGirl16 2 years ago 2
Anacondas aren't usually that fast, are they? Cause that thing was speeding.
Brii92 2 years ago 2
i was gonna watch this but i wont bother now. the snake looks stupid and another thing at least in the first two movies they had relly good looking people lol.
bodomfucked 2 years ago
the first movie was the only good one out of the series. at least they used a robotic snake for a lot of the scenes which made it actually look realistic. but this one makes weird noises and looks too damn retarded.
AgentLeavening 2 years ago 2