The stoneage vegetable

[Thorshammer9]

You are so weird...I like it lol

[othur]

So what vegetable do you like to wrap your lips around for Dinner or late night snack? Demonstration please we Americans need your Guidance on such matters!

[luvsexy3]

ELSIE,

HONESTLY,  PLEASE GET A LIFE AND GET OUT AND HAVE FUN... this is just so sad to watch lol

[jimbob2006womble]

Love that piece of music, especially the prog rock harpsichord solo :D

[humlehummer]

alt du laver er noget lort. stop det  for helvede !!!

[trimi38]

you must be sad if you do this for a liveing but still you make ppl smile and what can be better than surving up smiles*gets halo on head*

[GuitaristInProgress]

Hah! I love that deadpan British humor. +1 extra star because your delightful accent reminds me of my friend Claire from Surrey.

[Eliseharris]

Thanks! I have a friend Claire from Surrey -  wonder if it's the same one.

[pinkybrownpolkadots]

these are so stupid and random but they make me laugh so much!

[1nn0senseL0st]

nice choice of music, however

"Bach - Jesus Bleibet Meine Freude" is oh so much more delightful

dead pan delivery- 5/10... don't try too hard dear

[MarieEtOlivia]

You are kind of crazy, but really funny and beautiful! Keep up this elegant vegetable madness! ;-)

[VibratoHand]

Please don't take this as sexism or obectifying you in any way ; but you are hot ; i would love to get on you :)

[merpette]

I think it's meant to be deadpan delivery, like a historical documentary. It wouldn't be so funny if she showed it was a joke.

[Bikergerbil]

Elise, I love you..... marry me and live with me on my vegetable plot. I promise you it will be nicer than the planet you originate from.

[2moo2u]

archaeological evidence also points to celery being used as a primitive instrument, believed to be played with the toes.

[nath7777lk]

No more scarey videos. Please stop posting.

[Babungus]

Its all actually quite entertaining when you are stoned. I don't like celery though it tastes like stuff you pick out of your ear.

I would be interested in perhaps an onion report.

[Lowri001]

Is celery actually from uranus? How the hell did that happen I wonder...

[shazhabeebee]

omg i love this woman how dare you talk bad about her shes the best and stephlibby shut the fuck up shes grate whats wrogn with you fredom of speach u kno.are you jelous because she knows how 2 make a bebo vid ?

xxxxxxxxx

[StephLibby]

this woman is fuckin mental

basing your life on your precious veg!

go eat some more, freak!

[Avgeist]

Cool XD

[LandRoverMan]

Carving, cutting and eating! Brilliant.

Keep the faith.

[kohk]

I initially thought that your vege vids were a bit weird but after having watched a few of them now, they are actually very witty and amusing! Well done!

[gaiababe12]

as i said in ur last vid... go get laid

[merpette]

So... uh... remind me why you're repeating it in this one?

[jonathansmoker]

Another nice video... thanks for posting.... peace... Monkey

[aigulbolot]

Nothing could be less stupid then these vegetable videos

[xorrok1]

you luk leik a leik vampire init

[djdeath70]

oh yay another shit vegtable documentry

[MizzAlexRose]

cuz im weird ok?!

[MizzAlexRose]

Yet Again...

youve taken some time from my life that i will never get back!

I HATE YOU EVEN MORE NOW

[martinharder]

If you don't like her videos then why do you bother watching them?

[selfreflectionII]

No mention of wilting whatsoever.

Reluctant editing omission .....

....... or is someone paying you to keep quiet?

[yasolini]

Your life must be lacking in excitement......

No wonder you never smile :|

[Rockangel199]

its quite scary that some of these ppl think that what she is saying is fact! lollums...

[dalec67]

pure weird!!!

[ZOMGcourtneyPLS]

My dear god.

I think she is loving eplaining vegatables.

I nearly died with laughter from the useless facts i will never use. I wasnt even listning. just concentrating on her top lip O.O

[VioletWixi]

Hehe wats up with your hair?? It looks like it has a life of its own :)

xxxRosa

[tommysize2]

theres no point in eating celery as the amount of energy contained in it is less than the amount of energy you use to chew it.FACT not some made up crap

[footballgeorgiebest]

I have never seen such an informative video regarding vegetables?

(Well apart from Rain Man).

[methticalion]

what the fuck can you cut with celery , nevermind carve . ps crap

[SpinTingProductions]

it tastes like an anus aswell and ur face looks like an anus

[token1111]

U r talented aspeaking shit making ur video histerical. btw this is a compliment

[mangadoo3]

go get a life...

or

go get shot...

[sorbino9]

Nice try, but not funny

[PivotSam]

what was that celery from Uranus or ur anus?

anus

anus

anus

anus

LOL BAD PINOY

[MattMoose23]

At last, something truly off the wall! This rocks. Please do more.

[AMAZINGALONZO]

cellar origanated on uranus......

[bassjunki69]

i know where i would put that...

[kittyfreek]

A real delight. Thank you.

[andrewlewis963]

yum yum

[konzsimo]

Good stuff ...

Though i think there should be a filter that people should be able to put on youtube to block things that may be a little too sitiricle for them to fathom .

Allthough i guess that would stop the hours of fun that can be dirived from watching morons take things seriously when they are quite clearly a farce .

Cant wait for the next installment haha ...

[charliewah123]

haha

[wrestlingdude4ever]

u r so dum i don't care u r so annoying get out of here delete your video we don't care

LFL(loser for life)

[xXOLLiEJDXx]

your face is so fucking anoying

[badpinoy]

what was that celery from Uranus or ur anus?

[dazzledog6]

I hate celery!

[ilovemcrforever2007]

Vegetables are our friends? Lady you seriously need to get a life! are u on sum sort of drugs?!

[shloopy5]

LOL Soooooooooooo good :)

[millions2154]

This women is creepy, I thought this would be funny but it's just rubbish, poor show!

[xxxsupersophiexxx]

wEIRDoooo!

[mugwit]

In my research as a vegitable placement scientist,I find when I ask a member of the public, what should I do with this pointy carrot? Many ask me to place it within the confines of my bottom.Why would that be ?

[johnallowed]

touche' but not when it is spewed from the mouth of the fairer sex

[johnallowed]

so that basically means what you are saying is a joke.

[duggskulery]

Something can be funny without being a joke and certainly without negating the truth of a statement.

[johnallowed]

women arent funny. fact.

[duggskulery]

Men aren't factual. Funny.

[duggskulery]

Of course this is really funny! if you're taking it seriously, then you are obviously not getting it at all!

[burtonbasher]

coz we really want to know wht vegetables are!

[Tithador]

Why can't she sit on it?

[darksquirrel409]

um.... either this is really funny, or really shit, maybe it's some of that high brow humour that ive heared so much about.... nah it's just shit =P

[artofvision]

It's good to see Kevin's music on other YouTube videos.

Keep up the good work!

[smilesandsweets]

haha. you look so serious it makes it almost believable!!! you actually make me genuinely laugh!- which doesn't happen too often to be honest!!! :)

[dulcied]

this woman is sooo funny!

[ilovevids]

wtf?

[harveyuk73]

my friend put celery up his dogs arse and then back in the fridge for people to eat, she neglected to tell us it can be used for this purpose. she is rubbish

[millzys]

milf

[rickyshea]

u have my sister in stitches n i dwnt no y cuz ur whak!!! n get a life

[MadnessMunster]

this is so bad lol!

its making my shoes hurt!

[Bennibob]

wtf?

[CarlyxJodie]

is this seriously supposed to be funny because its so sad haha

[bertaga41]

Celery is much more important than some other vegetables and it needs more promotion.

[toddos84]

I think most people complaining about these are doing it because they are abit S L O W and dont understand humour unless it involves someone falling over.

[madforcechris]

yeah i wonder what she really does with those vegtables she loves so much

[x1baby1lou1x]

Is that you living how lame!! doing a film about VEGETABLES get a life!!!!!!!!!!!

[trog54]

I love it, please do do dodi and Karela

[coolrecursion]

stoneage vegetable = stoneage dildo??? is that what she said? coz sound quality is crap

[Strichnine19]

very good, good game face

[rocko3112]

she scares me :(

[howhard66]

omg, dont wanna sound like a knob but come on that was poo :)

[benbisley]

A very informative video; thank you. Not many people know that the phrase 'Klaatu barada nikto' is the Uranian for 'the celery is in the fridge'.

[rhiannonhill]

oh, it's a joke....? Very funny indeed.

[elisabethpage]

Used for cutting and eating.... hee hee :)

[EasyNowBee]

Yes, much better than the other one. This time it worked and me like!!!

[acoylite]

yuk, me no like celery lol

keep them goin, love em :)

[shyboyangelus]

hi Elise, i think you are crazy and briliant, will you be my girlfriend, where abouts do you live,

[amanda366]

lol it goes to show what stupid stuff u can put into a history show and sound convincing lol

[Sinisterambo]

Very good :) You have nice hands, have you any videos with your nails painted?

[DirectedMan]

You call yourself a 'Comedian' ?

[Eliseharris]

So do you.

[artysmokes]

You forgot to mention that celery is good for tickling bottoms.

[iluvpanicatthedisco5]

omfg thrs more of this wtf u just poisened an inocent 14 year old i hate you

[KintaUK]

I don't get all the hate, i think she's random but cool :)

[xXxS4R4HxXx]

thats shit and boring, boring shit.

[337cash337]

well fuking no!!! its grass you dumb bitch what els could it be !!

[xredblack]

lmao kiddlozzy your a retard.. and i quote. " boring that was a waste of 56 minutes" ( minutes wtf? )

[shakain]

Celery is obviously extreemly underated, tho bits do get stuck in ure teeth it is nice cooked

[wyvernpearl]

oooh yum =D

[Reapa26]

Um o.k then!!!

Seriously, you need to get out a bit more........

[kokilpakhi]

i think u have plentyyy of time to make bull-shit vdo s... mental.

[RhiiLvzYhu]

Ii Lovee Carrots !! Lmao

[KiddLozzy]

boring that was a waste of 56 minutes

[Eliseharris]

Goodness - were you watching the extended edition?

[ChirpaChirpa]

Talk about kicking me when I'm down. I always though carrots were the original vegetable.

[Idontlikesprouts]

I Like a bit of celery in my salad, on the video it looked yellow, and i was thinking " Oohh, Ive never seen that vegetable before, i think ill see what its called!"

But i didnt know it was really green!

[dragon131164]

and celery is actually in the fruit family so please check your facts and i know its only youtube but there is a difference between there they're and their so at least spell your comments correctly...

[6satan6spawn6]

Jesus Christ... Couldn't save you even if he was real

[WilloPR]

Dungarth, if you think that chick/guy is beautiful you got issues man... you need to seek profesional guidance lol

[Eliseharris]

Well, somebody has issues...

[eatingutube]

The sound could be a little bit louder

[Maggie1961]

why????

[plakplokpluk]

affs fuck dis shit

HORRIBLE

[tkzondo13]

god l hate celery!!!!

[Ryanwoolley]

i know u want some cock :) elise come to my house

[xXOLLiEJDXx]

stop it with all these bloody vegetables there rank

[Dungarth]

Yet another showcase of classic humour from the beautiful Elsie :)

[stashman123456]

it was used for rowing ! rowing , in their canoes carving and cutting indeed .. where do you get this stuff

[hannahlovesmuseanddr]

how do you keep such a straight face??

loving the videos you have on vegetables

<3

[stringquartet]

can never go wrong with Bach.

[borgduck]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! KEEP THE MUSIC!

[trryhrl]

Mad sexually repressed woman + Funny shaped veg = Amusing sex object.

[yehan44bro]

oh man this woman wil put you in court for saying that..what are you imagining?

[letswatchtv]

I thought you were almost attractive then I farted whilst watching this and the smell made you look less attractive. I have now realised that your mouth looks like my mouth when I'm finding it hard to express my feelings and I want to cry. It's like my 'almost crying' mouth.

[happyidiottalk]

Can you get a better mic. Can hardly hear you and then get blasted by the classical music. Increase one and lower the other. Thankyou please.

[trryhrl]

Celery dosn't come from uranus, butIm pretty damn sure its been up Ur anus ;)

[yehan44bro]

lol...that ids the worst comment on earth,,...

[Lollmimi]

Lol nice

[pnross16]

you are very beautiful. and funny. your post are very entertaining. are you single? here is my link to my pictures. myspacedotcom/green_eyedhiker

talk to you soon if you want.Bye

Patrick

[furchina]

LMAO

[ShabashJawan]

haha... pnross16 is a LOSER!

[mcdermott98]

LOL

please say you're not serious!

[yehan44bro]

lol...pssssss i will take a look at them now,,.

[yehan44bro]

haaaa patric da link didnt work...lol..

[6satan6spawn6]

The like does work you fool... you just have to replace the dot with .

...idiot

plus, after seeing that guy myself, he would probably beat all 6 of these sad bastards half to death whilst in the stalk position without losing balance at all.

[fumachuma]

stick it in your pussy stick it in your pussy thats fucking better than seeing your stupidity !!!!but your gorguious

[Enz88]

zzzz

[sokerirae]

Do the vegetables love you also?

[Falkirk90]

So.. im guessing.. since the celery came from uranus... u make all this stuff up LOL

[CzarnyZazul]

I love vegetables, are you vegetarian? Ryanwoolley is fucktard. You are cool. I hope we can be allies. five star.

[Eliseharris]

I was a vegetarian for ages but now I just love vegetables.

[Ryanwoolley]

What the fuck is this shit!!

[Lollmimi]

YOUR FACE xP

[YoncaEvcim]

O yes i like celery and you

thank from germany

[evanna666]

ha! it came from uranus?... looks like uranus :)

[Braveheart0060]

Nice Video as usual,Elise

when will you get to carrots, it is my favourite vegetable!

Thanks!!

[Eliseharris]

I have carrots in the can. Canned carrots. Only fresh. Might have to wait a while for the finished film though.

[topcat3000]

Informative and educational. Many thanks for this insight into such an useful vegetable. Celery is truly 'The tool of civilisation'.

[charityrose2]

I dont believe a word of it......lol.

[Eliseharris]

But it's all so carefully researched!

[7777777luck]

so who does the credits belong to?

[Eliseharris]

There's a book by CJ Walesheskinov IV called 'Celery - the Dark Side'. It was number one in the world best seller list for almost 36 years.

[WoosterFanGirl]

Pretty cute :-) Looks like a vid I'd make. And I LOVE the music!

:-D ~L~

[gurlinterrupted60]

i could do without it unless peanut butter is within its hollow

[klakkin]

Mmmm Tasty !

[ontrashakotra]

In my video called Plowing Uranus, Captain K.Rotch mentions vegetation cargo on Uranus. That video is in one of my playlists and in my favorites since I had an account that Youtube wouldn't fix last year.

[utugenegene]

I Am a Celery.

Are You a Mouth ?

[Eliseharris]

Well the mouth part of me is a mouth.

[utugenegene]

I Am The The Vegetable Scoop Tool !

[Urgelt]

Ah, don't forget the darker side of celery. Not only was it a tool for stone-age man, it was the weapon of choice in inter-tribal warfare. Cave paintings clearly show male warriors brandishing their stalks at each other, broken celery scattered at their feet from earlier blows delivered and received.

When, O when will we put aside our violent vegetables, and love our fellow humans?

[Eliseharris]

Yes, for lo, is it not written "the celery shall lie down with the lamb"?

[DieselBodine]

5 stars to all your tasty videos! Just give me a few days to do it... Celery, a most scrumptious, delectable, and essential culinary treat! What's a bowl of ice cream without a celery stalk to dip into it with? Just a stalkless bowl of ice cream! 8-)

[Eliseharris]

Quite!

[NapalmTheElf]

Im beginning to notice a disturbing trend here....a strange, almost geekish obsession with videoing vegetables my dear.....sadly I have to inform you that like Happy Birthday, Celery is also bound by copyright!!!

No one knows why.....hehe

[Eliseharris]

I have one more and I quit with the vegetables!

[DieselBodine]

Only quit after all vegetables have had their day in the Elisean Sun! BUT... let's not forget fruit, beans, and edible seeds. I've learned that I can only trust you to inform me of the true nature of these invaluable delicacies.

[brandonthyname]

5 stars from me. So very funny. Iv've been watching a lot of your vids lately, Elise, and they're all real amusing. And I like your almost Asperger Syndrome like (I'm an Aspie myself) obsession over more healthy foods like fruits & veggies.

Are you ever gonna post some more of your stand-up comedy videos ? I also wanted to ask if you fancied the late/great Bill Hicks ?

Well take care ...

- Brandon

[Eliseharris]

Bill Hicks - yeah he was smokin'. hehehe. (...That was a bit sick on reflection.)

[brandonthyname]

Yeah, Goat Boy loved him some smokes. However it was Pancreadic Cancer that he died from complications of. I'm so glad your a fellow fan ! ...

- Brandon

[Beetlegooch]

As a tool, yes, but also as the original dental floss.

[antikreon]

funny. i think i have some of that original stone age celery in my refrigerator crisper.

[Eliseharris]

It keeps for an aeon. Mostly because nobody wants to eat it.

[pagekv]

love. this!

[Eliseharris]

thanks!

[yournextex]

I've heard it was used to do some of the cave carvings in Egypt, but I could be wrong, you never know. But, after all, that's where the first space ships arrived from Uranus and Mars back then.