Twilight Commentary Rob Pattinson Audio ReMix

[Mslittlejoeyy]

catherine is so turned on through out the entire commentary from rob in this.

[lilbit902]

i don't see nothing wrong

[MellaLiebtTwilight]

10 seconds ago i was laughing so hard that i hit my head on my headbord....i have a "metal"(?) bed(don´t know how to say it...i´m from germany) :D:D:D

my head hurts:D:D:D:D

rob,you are too funny:D

[kklisme]

i thought this was so funny i really want them 2 do more of this for the other movies but i dont think it will be the same

[shadow108]

Twilight? hahaha they should it gaylight amirite?

[TooVamptastic]

@shadow108

Ha.Ha! That is so f'ing funny and original of you!

Not.

[shadow108]

@TooVamptastic Nice faggot name idiot you think vampires that sparkle are cool or something?

[TooVamptastic]

@shadow108 yes, and I spend every second of my life dedicated to them. oMG ME LuV eDwaRD!

[robertpattzloverr66]

LOL OOOOO NAUGHTY!!!!

[Cookieanddough]

ahh i have to listen to the whole thing now XD

[Cookieanddough]

@Cookieanddough oh my god its hilarious! XD like wetting myself

[gossipgirl1342]

Naughty is my fave:) and

'i DONT See nothing wrong'

+ ' Im sorry bella im just a sweeattyy guy; ILOVEHIM <3

[gossipgirl1342]

NAUGHTY.- omg thats so funny:) this guys a fucking ledgand!:) im sorry bella im just a sweaty guy. he's like hottt:) ahhahahahha wat a ledg

[xxxnileeyxxx]

' now come on guys , listen, come on lets all lets he simple about this noow'

[lulyruidiaz]

He is so funny and lovely!! God he is cute!! :  )

[LEAHHHRRR]

oh rosalie always bustin my bowls

[LadyTripProductions]

lol fake six pack saucy!

[daniellalovesyouuu]

right me and some m8s just randomly watched it 1 day omg right you NEED to listen when bella is just starting to looking on the internet about vampires and he ramdomly says somethin like APPLEDUMPKIN its hilarious trust me X

[Jackielover4ever]

lol.

[MissPeertje]

Hahaha 0:55..  'I don't see nothing wrong'

He's so funny making all those voices.

[labbiabbi]

THIS THING WAS WILD! 4:10

[ginabell694]

He is sooo funny. I loved the commentary. I was bored one day and decided to watch the dvd with the commentary. I thought it would be boring but no. Its just Rob making fun of himself through the whole. hes adorable.

[xLearnToFlyx]

oohhh naughtyyy!! :D gotta love rob!!

[Singingstar1011]

luv twilight

[CaliforniaGirlie9542]

aww(:

"im sorry bella im just a sweaty guy!"

hes the cutest guys ever(:

[hoopdiva325]

omg his laugh at 0:28

[daniellepa94]

i loooove all the things he's says in the audio commentary. he's laugh is so wonderful.

[linarocks2]

I LOVE HIS LAUGH

[brebreomg]

"I Don't See Nothin' Wrong" lol best Part EVER!!!!!

[usooicee]

in the beginning when hes just laughing i just start laughing lol

[YouAreMyLifee]

Looove his laugh!<33

[xxtwilightjonasxx]

i don't see nothin wrong!! thats one of my favourite bits! if you could have that as a ringtone i would XD

[bludee11]

I don't get that bit? why does he say that?

x

[gardenlover43]

Probably because his sparkle glistened like he was really sweaty! lol

[dalziel1000]

He is just toooooooooo funny..lol,luv them all

[werpires]

"I CAN'T GO ANY SLOWER!"

this line kills me everytime xD

[k2burrell]

I was hoping it was a horse...lol

Listen guys, have you read the book...we're not supposed to be eating!

His laugh (uh, variety of laughs) cracked me up the most!

LOL - you did a great job on putting this together!

Thanks

[kknighteypics]

slown down !

I CANT GO ANY SLOWER !!!! xDDDDD!

[waterisamazing]

"my little costimized pea coat" hahaha.

he is hilarious <3 him

[iParamore1991]

he's the most adorable guy, ever. :D

[rrrracheywachey]

lol! "That's my t-shirt...cheeseburgers" lol!

[Pattefron]

Rob, you are the best (:

whatever he says is so funny.

'Na listen gaizzzzzz.'

Just all of it is soo funny. His laugh is amazing too xD

[eb4rp]

"naaaaughty"

"thats a bit saucy"

haha he is such a funny guy

x

[purplemonkey2810]

naughty i love that and i love him

[BKimberlyK]

LOL LOVE THIS!!! ROb ur so funny!!! I HEART U!

[twilightfreak444]

Oh Robert I looove u..

And his laugh, is the sweetest ever!!

Cuuutiiee.

haha o:54 I dont see nothing wrong. and 2:46, 2:55, 4:12 he is so funny .lol

[tatisha09]

2:30 - 2:32

OMG

[ohmemorylover]

I love his sarcasm.

[krums54]

lol oooo nauty!!

[0melx]

lmao!!! im sorry bella im just like a sweaty guy. his voice was hilarious. he's so funny!!!

[MelanieXCullen]

Laurent:OHHHHH Robert:*laughs* OHHHH...NOW WHAT TEAM??? LOL Robert:i look asian in this scene...ROFL Robert:Oh rosalie, always busting my bowls..IMAO Robert:Now listen guyss..come on guyss, thats all come on , lets be ssimple about thiss LOL ^^

[YouLightUpMyKeys]

I was watching the commentary and I couldn't stop laughing at everything Rob said!! He's so funny...especially when he says, "bouffant and upplethilskin."

Funny!

[playfulpiano1035]

rob on girls... kinda harsh

[kknighteypics]

slown down, i can't go any slower- naughty!! xD - i don't see nothing wrooong (8) ! - cheeseburgers.- listen guys, have you read the book, we're not supose to be eating, - im sorry Bella, im just like a sweaty guy xD!!!!! - yeah i know, but i was crying over something very legitimate...a movie xDD!! - now listen guys, c'mon guys lets be simple about this xDD! -

i just wanna say i just hope you thought this thing was wild!!!!- xDD

my faveees

LOVE HIS LAUGH

[CookieHannahx]

Kristen says 'like' alot. Everytime she speaks in the commentary on the DVD she always says the word 'like'

lol. probably nervous.

[twilightfanic18]

its not against the law to say like i say like alot soo... like buzz off!!!

[CookieHannahx]

Hey, no need to be rude. I was just pointing out that she might have been a bit nervous. =/

[twilightfanic18]

k fine i really didin't kno i just hate it when people talk bad things bout her k byyee

[eelliieerroossee]

lol this is sooo funny lol i saw this on the dvd and i was like laughing the whole way through and this is funny x

[CookieHannahx]

I don't see nothin' wrong!

lol

[Baabeesssss]

hes hilarious!

i need to watch the whole thing.

now! (;

[lovely441]

isnt this from themovie!!its on the second disc right!!!

hes so funny i love hislaugh and his accent!!!!!!

[Baabeesssss]

no first disc.

special features

[zmeekis]

"im sorry bella im just like a sweaty guy"

LMFAO!

omg. i watched the whole commentary just to hear him haha! hes so funny

wut do u eat? "cheezburgers" HAHA!

[Kriztail40]

lol

they shaved my belly hair!

[kristenstewartfan01]

i love his laugh

yeah and i'm cathrine hardwicke and hope u thought this day was wild

[SheiLaFeBar]

can anybody.. write the conversation??

because.. i'm not good.. when i listen english.. but when i read.. i understand it!..

so please... can anybody..do it??

please please!!

my english is really bad!

[abbylou254]

"come on guys...lets be simple about this."

hahahhaha

my favorite part!!

=]

[bffmsd]

you forgot this part:

catherine says i love it when he says "Hi."

kristen goes "Hi."

and rob has this nasaly voice that goes "Hiiiiyyye"

lol

[Delamere19]

I think Rob is hilarious!! I love his laugh.

My fave bit is the "I'm sorry I'm just a sweaty guy!"

[AlwaysPinkPositive]

I love it when he speaks french : Un bouffont, c'est un bouffont. N'est-ce pas?

[mstheay00]

he's got the cutest laugh !!! : )))

[bijucheeks]

i love how he says "peacoat" :P

"he wears lipstick, has a bouffante and does a little circus act"

"oh rosalie, always busting my bowls!"

"the moral of this scene is never trust the guy who plucks his eyebrows" (XD)

LOL! great lines!! :D

*i noticed he talks about himself :) & makes fun of Edward often :P

[shamil222]

lmaoo yea he does

[wordcreatement]

I wish I could have like a Pattinson commentary in my head when reading the series...it'd be hilarious.

But I didn't hear one of my favorites, when Catherine is being all serious about how people want you to fit in a box, but life isn't like that and there's a pause and then Pattinson goes, "I'd love to be able to fit in a box, just like one of those people who fit in really small boxes. I'd love that." So hilarious and random.

[auroraa606]

Which dvd can I find this on? I have one copy in Norway and it doesnt have this on :(

[auroraa606]

And do they comment during the entire movie, or just for a few scenes?

[TooVamptastic]

the whole thing. its awesome. we just got the doudble disk one. it was on there. not sure what its like in norway though.

xx

[Gavin22henson]

On my DVD in Australia, to do the commentary you go on set up or something and it should be there. XD

[cutelilmissy82]

lol "NOETY" LOL I WOKE MY GRANDPA UP LAUGHIN LISTEN TO 00:20-00:26 OMG!!!

[bonesandcaffeine]

he is soo cute, he has the best sense of humour ^__^

[tinkerbellas16]

he's so stupid lol. i love it!

[ChicaCoolGirls]

"This is Catherin hardwicke..AND I JUST WANNA SAY I HOPE YOU THOUGHT THIS THING WAS WIIILLD! HAHA!!!"

[djb0808]

Stephenie Meyers made me fall in love with Edward, but this commentary made me fall in love with Rob! He is hilarious!

[georgiaemilyx3]

"where's efron?!"

SHUT UP PATTINSON.

you're who we want ^_^

[kknighteypics]

i don't see nothing wrooong! xDDD

i'm sorry bella, im just like a sweaty guy..!!!

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHINNNNNNGGGG!!!!

GOOOOOOOOD, HE'S THE FUNNIEST EVEEEER!!!!!

[NLMrgn]

Slow down! i cant go any slower!

saucy

i dont see nothing wrong!

cheeseburgers!

i'm sorry bella, im just a really sweaty guy.

come on guys! now, now lets be simple about this.

hahaa

i was laughing my head off watching that :D

[DoodersXx]

"wow...he's a super human moron" -rob

[MrsMonaCullen]

NAUUUGHTY!! :D

[BellaRose5]

1:00

best.quote.ever.

I LOVE ROBBB

(:

[CakkeFreek]

Happyyyy bday Robert Pattinson <3

[RobPattinsonforevs]

omg i was looking for a video like this where it was just rob! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS! <3

[twilightercullenxoxo]

I cracked up so bad when I saw this!

[justicej1]

Where does he come up with this stuff?!?! hahahah he says THE most random things ever  <3

[1gift1]

i actually ,

cracked up when i first watched the commentary,

i love him, cant wait til the new moon premier

[mrsrpattz2010]

i don't see nothin wrong!

[twilighterlover96]

lmao i love him and the commentury slow down i can't go any slower! lol

[sambff12]

i LOVE the commentary =]]

[EnthralledByRob]

"I can't go any slower!" lmao

[CaitlinChaden]

haha thats awesome

i love watching the movie with the commentary :P

you didnt have 'apotampkin'

! haha anyway good job

[lauren4329]

ahhh rob <3

[Chickinaa]

the beginning when i heard it for the first time for like only a second sounded like the grudge the commentary is mind i love it

[berrysnooze]

If you think he's a fag and you bothered to listen to something with him talking then what does that make you exactly?

[berrysnooze]

Rob seems to be fascinated with the Pea Coat and the Bouffant! I think everyone should boombard him with gifts of Pea Coats, as he secretly loves it.

[fakeasmile93]

Oh Rosalie... always busting my bowls!

[bushcockroach94]

I love at 2:30 how Rob isn't makin much sense and Catherine is like "oookay..haha!"

This commentary was so hilarious! Through the whole movie!

Rob was sooo random lol...dunno if anyone else noticed but at the bookstore scene they were discussing if the shot was meant to be Edward watching Bella and he goes "ohh..maybe it was just like..a lil hedgehog watching." lmao..so random!

[kattykoo17]

I LOVE ROB PATTINSON!!!!!!!

Best line

"Listen guyss.....let all, come on, lets be simple about this!"

goddd he is hilariouss

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

[CaitlinChaden]

i LOVE that bit

could not stop laughing

he haa a good gay voice lol

[testing4echo]

'WOW, YOUR STAND IN JUST DID IT BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU'VE DONE DURING THE ENTIRE MOVIE'. LOL. They were jerks for telling him that.

[valeriacullen4ever]

hes a cool guy and all and i like him alot but...sometimes doesn't he come off as a total douchebag or is that just me? idk i really do like rob and nobody kill me cause i like rob and thought the commentary was hilarious

[testing4echo]

You think so? Sometimes I think he puts himself down waaay too much.  To me, that gets as annoying as douchbagery XD. I don't know if you've seen the entire commentary but there were many opportunities for him to be an ass, and he just made a joke at his own expense and moved on.

[babe1wiv1brains1]

i think rob pattinson's gr8, he's so funni!

[aylish95]

"Now listen Guuys" haha LOVE IT on the movie!! :)

[testing4echo]

LOL He's hilarious. He must be cool to hang out with.

[TawneeJade]

"I don't see nothin' wrong..."

"OOOHHH.... NAUGHTY!"

"Bought it off Billy here.."

He sounds almost exactly like Billy Burke, lol.

"Did he just say 'I was hoping it's a horse'?.. I was hoping it's a horse going around killing people"

I love Robert. I bet he's one of those guys you could hang out with all day and never get bored.

[LeahLovesGeorgex]

Pahahaha !"

:L:L

OMGG

Rob is hilarious

Im sorry Bella i just look like a sweaty guy

:L

Cheeseburgers

Gets me everytime :L

Yeah Random4life219 i did :L !

Ahh i love his lil laughs aswell LMAO !

[rebel3anoyance]

"where's efron!" haha

ren and stimpy!haha i love him!!!!

[tinkerB11]

where is the efron and ren and stimpy part?? lol i cnt find it!

[testing4echo]

2:21 to 2:30

[tinkerB11]

Ohh haha thanks!!!

[TallisWimbleton]

We're in love.

[Charmicaela]

:P Catherine calls Robert Fufu at 3:20

I absolutely love Rob

[bushcockroach94]

Haha she does too..Catherine is hilarious and so is Rob, and Kristen was funny in this too, LOVE IT :D

[shamil222]

Fufu lol

[w8ting4now]

Haha! I totally loved the commentary. My sis and I were like let's just watch part of it. Then we ended up watching the whole movie w/commentary... after we watched the movie once already! Hilarious! You missed his part where he just randomly says.. "I was talking about not liking cookies.." We cracked up!!

[random4life219]

did anyone else start laughing the second this started? haha his laugh is so contagious!

rob if your reading this, i love you. lol

[xxloveDisxx]

so funni!

[xCuriousGirlx]

NOW LISTEN GUYS

[Xxcutemonkey123xX]

I got the DVD yesterday because it didn't come out till then here:]

I love Rob♥

I cannot stop watching the audio commentary on the DVD!

OOOHH NAUGHTY!! haha:D

[skylershaye]

i was laughing the whole time while listening to the commentary, the 3 are hilarious and rob makes the weirdest but funny comments! kristen's and rob's laugh are contagious!!!

[xxloveDisxx]

i cant stop watching this !

[ABBYTURSH08]

i love when he laughs.

he's adorable. <3

[xxloveDisxx]

so funni !

[random4life219]

HAHAHAHHAHAAH

ohhh rob <3

[reneesmy]

what a laugh!

[Collegelovr]

OH MY GOD HIS LAUGH!!! I love it. I honestly just want to hang out with him. nothing more. He seems like so much fun.

[KensingtonSharpe]

movie sucks mountains of shit, the commentary is the best part, its fucking funny cuz of this dude.

[cruiselover5]

SLOW DOWN! I GO ANY SLOWER!

XD

[angiepooperscooper]

"oh god, when is that guy gonna ... BEEEP"

[justjenn21]

i seriously love how random "cheeseburgers" is in this video...lol forever

[angiepooperscooper]

haha, it was when he says "ask me the basic question.. what do we eat?" and he says "CHEESEBURGERS!"

[meganlynn15tds]

when did he mention ren and stimpy?

[meganlynn15tds]

cheeseburgers

[ElphietheGreenGirl]

SLOW DOWN

I can't go any slower!

XD

[sheiroj1218]

i jz wanna say i hope u thought this thing was wild!!! lmfao!

[carrierocks1022]

the end. i died of laughter. best thing. ever.

[Wicktoria]

Haha!! "OOooooohh...Naughty!" XD

[ElphietheGreenGirl]

'i dont see nothin wrong!'

god. i love it. XD

he just lets go and talks how he wants to. :)

he's HILARIOUS

[sharkbaby97]

heehee

[bmsexy9]

"i was crying over something legitimate... a movie."

Lol, funny as hell

[CherrylaBelle]

of course I meant weird. he seems like a funny guy but otherwise the total opposite of edward. :D

[CherrylaBelle]

:D This is really funny but his laugh is kinda...weid. Not sexy at all.

[ElphietheGreenGirl]

really? i love his laugh!

[wowfactor1234]

omg i watched this on my tv and it is sooooo good audio commentary is so great!!

[florinablue]

Veggie burgers are better garden burgers sound like something they found in the garden LMAO oh Rosalie always busting my balls ROTFL

[booboorockz3]

"Lets just be simple about this." he is so funny. "I hope you thought this thing was wild."

[asiansissy69]

Omg I loved the commentary ! It was so funny !

And the part when Rob's like "Let's be simple about this" is the funniest thing ever !

[RojaKaala]

awesome, this ROX!!

[ifyourebored]

"bought it off billy here."

[hello1932443]

That was the best episode of Ren and Stimpy, I must admit.