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  • a pride of lions would shit themselves in front of this haka no joke

  • SHARK BAIT HOO HA HA

  • It's cos there is a microphone

  • Umanga=Predator

  • pretty cool but i wouldnt say the best!

  • Greatest man ever invented.

  • i do this while taking a shit

  • ma'a nonu is leading the haka

  • @unleashymma thats Tana Umaga

  • @Grayditch thanks

  • why do they do that wierd dance ??

  • @69sniperelite Maori culture from New Zealand

  • I bet the opposing side shit themselves after seeing that. Not many things that are so entertaining are intimidating at the same time. Is it a warrior dance, or do they just do it to scare the shit out of their opponents? ;-) lol

  • @Keith10284 Both lol. Sometimes they walk up to there opponents whilst doing the haka

  • @lovemusic2187 *their*

  • look like mostly haole's ..i thought this was a maori thing?

  • did they eat there fosh and chops first the french kick kiwis asses

  • I did this everytime i went out for an drink to cheer me up, then i got an arrow to the knee

  • I do this before i play chess..

  • lol....

  • I will do this in front of my boss,everyday at work.

  • i do this before a game of snakes and ladders

  • did they end up winning?

  • what i do before chess

  • The guy with the dreads looks like he's ready to rip someone's head off. Definitely scary and intimidating and certainly the best haka i've seen thus far on Youtube

  • WTF??Man with nr 12 looks like a predator!!!

  • This is where the haka is done best, I hate it how nowadays maori will do a haka for any old occasion its like they have forgotten what it means

  • so demorilizing :)

  • "The Haka is always treated with the greatest of respect." Yeah? i guess you didn't watch the 2011 world cup

  • @burnthegerms Unfortunately i didnt watch it either so what happened? I know the all-blacks went to the final with france and won.

  • @OBL1997 the French passed the line of respect, really there was a line of respect that every team to show to the All Blacks Haka. the french team was fined thousands of dollars for it LOL it was FANTASTIC!

  • @burnthegerms lol! Badass sons of bitches ;P

  • Mate, if thats not a gee up, i dont know what is. 

  • Respect to the french crowd hear them roar at the end to much, at least they don't sing shitty swing low char-ate like the fucking poms !

  • @86nugget19 the frogs love a bit of drama, they're drama queens

  • wowwwwwwwww

  • look like killers

  • That leader is like af fucking Orc on steroids... I shit myself on the couch..

  • I do this everytime my wife leaves the kitchen..

  • @irishmma1 lmao

  • @irishmma1 hahahaha fuck man that was fucking halarious to read ahah good one

  • @irishmma1 OMG your comment was way to hilarious xD

  • @irishmma1 hakka you're doing it right!!

  • I don't know........All Blacks don't seem to have any passion.....hahaha....JK.....

  • france vs a bunch of animals, literally

  • @kungfusharpeandrock disrespectful idiot...remove the Kung fu part in ur user name, ur bringing shame via ignorance

  • @TEMUJINARTS lol, why what did i do?

  • @kungfusharpeandrock why animals?

  • @TEMUJINARTS i didnt mean to be racist i actually live in nz, albany next to northshore, above auckland, i meant animals as in monsters as in scary looking mother fuckers haha

  • go nz please sub to me as i did to u cheers

  • I do this before i have sex

  • @LiamMIRL and my girlfriend complains about me doing it after wards

  • @LiamMIRL I do this after I have sex.

  • The only thing that would make this complete would be if a plasma cannon popped up on Tana's shoulder, drew a bead with those 3 little red lasers, and made 15 Instant French fries.

  • This is probably the most scared anyone has ever been of men in short shorts.

  • Hhaha as a New Zealander...I can say this is not scary at all

  • @Ifzeranza yeah it is..

  • @raachxx Lol your silly. I got drunk the other weekend and did the haka on my front lawn. It's not scary!!! BUT apparently in like WW2 and stuff, our Maori Soldiers were feared coz they'd do the haka.....How do you get scary out of a war dance?

  • @Ifzeranza a drunk guy doing the haka on his lawn isn't scary.. grandmas doing the haka.. not scary. Standing in front of the All Blacks doing the haka- SCARY.

  • @raachxx Daahha I'm a girl. lol

  • @Ifzeranza hahaha then that would be the ultimate non scary haka

  • FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!

  • SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING ARMY

  • this the real haka

    yah nt wat they do in america

  • you can actually see the fear in the french team when its over

  • i wish my boyfriend would do that in bed.. so hot.

  • its fair to say it put fear into my heart

  • i love this! wish i knew how the words so i can do it lol

  • i bet theyr'e thighs would be bright red..

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  • fuck yeah the haka... what a brutal sight

    love from your neighbor, australia

  • this is how i scare kids away on Halloween...

  • fuck, them guys must have a big fob dick.

  • Haka is so many different types of awesome.

  • @ImaginedWriter the haka is awsome in ALL and every types.

  • this is so much better then their new haka

  • The guy at the end at 0:37

  • i would shit myself and proberly run away after

  • who is the leader of the haka? whats his name??

  • @raaaaaaarbert TANA UMANGA

  • childish

  • @mariam370 in what way?

  • you can see the fear in the French players eyes

  • I watch NZ just for this!!!! The Haka is amazing!!

  • didnt see much of this one during the rwc...

  • so much passion! respect...

  • What's the name of this Haka?

  • @JRFP8 ka mate

  • I don't see or know much about rugby being an american. However, i watched Wcup final second half. I know all blacks won, but it seemed as though france controlled the game more. Maybe i'm wrong. please leave a comment if you know rugby in which i don't.

  • @raysalsa1 Hey man, respect for watching it anyway! Yeah I know what you mean, NZ seemed to be getting 'flustered' in the second half but as they were missing Dan Carter who is their main goal kicker, their score suffered which in turn, made them panic and rush things which is very unlike the All Blacks. France was also much much much better than I anticipated and at one point I was started to think France would win! France has a very fit and skilled team and only ABs experience got them through

  • @raysalsa1 It is the irony of the sport, you can dominate territory and possession but if you cant break the defensive line you lose. It can be a game of inches. NZ dominated France all game in the last RWC 2007 but lost. Karma?

  • France loves New Zealand and the AB when they do the Haka... They dont sing or try to drown the Haka like the Brits, they just take it respectfully and then challenge on the pitch!

  • @MrDowilkins I respect the France more than any other team in the world. After the France lost to our mighty Ab's i sort of felt sorry for the Francies. I was one of three hundred thousand people walking around town celebrate the Ab's first RWC since 1987. I went upto all the France fans said hard luck guys, hope to see use again in the next RWC finals in England. One of the best RWC finals since 1995.

  • @ceLert87 And I saw a lot of negative comments on the web and I believe people who truly like rugby like you do would have enjoyed that amazing final, and that once again, AB France was an amazing show... I am really proud of those two teams and the way something special always happens when they meet! Congrats to NZ but very sorry for DC who should have played in that finals after all he gives to the AB and because he s just the best! Peace!

  • hihi I know what you need...I got everything you need

  • Question- When two New Zealand rugby teams play each other do they both do the haka ?

  • @tinker556 most high school sides do their own haka when playing other schools but otherwise it is only international games

  • This Haka is so much more intimidating and has more rythm than the rwc 2011 one. Better.

    

  • I would shit my pants !

  • @NemesisLooL my pants would shit me ^^

  • Which haka is better? Ka Mate or Kapo o Pango?

  • that's it?

  • I'm strangely turned on?!!!

  • and on that day in Paris the All Blacks smashed the french, mean game by the french on Sunday but, good luck next time !!!

  • What a Ka Mate haka ! Umaga is a fucking beast warrior :O

  • I wish I could do that

  • how is this the best Haka ever when the video doesnt really even show it?

    

  • All I want to hear out of these Monkey Boy Jocks is, "Do You want Fries with that." Other then that they can just shut the FUK up!

  • @catstalker1 huge call....but no,come back when your country is worth playing..till then,jog on buddy!

  • those guys were clearly brickin it

  • That was sure gay

  • @xByTheGraceOfGodx

    we did not need the referees help , its just that nz is the best ruqby team ever . so ye. Just coz your a sore loser.

  • I like this haka then the most recent one.... why dont they do this haka anymore

  • @ catstalker 1

    I bet you would piss your pants so wet if youd stand in front of them awaiting a match you little racist pussy, go back in your office counting your chefs money...bitch

  • More Monkey Boys, acting like fukin' bunch of MONKEYS! ! !

  • @catstalker1 A arrogant stupid pig headed american, acting like a fucking arrogant stupid pig headed american.

    You're just jealous your team full of little bitches with bad attitudes didn't even get past pool matches LOL

  • @catstalker1 dude you are just a hateful little kid. you probably way out of shape and are jealous of those who can play sports that require strength. youd probably brick yourself if you played a game of tough rugby against these guys. stop your hating. btw dont puss out on swears you asshole

  • @catstalker1 Haters fuel the glory :D RWC that's whats up

  • @catstalker1 Why the hell are you ebven watching this youtube video if all you're going to do is to spew out pure filth from your monkey boy ass! Show the Haka some respect or at the very least don't be so racist you flaming nitwit!

  • Shit this is so fucking cool

  • well done new zealand, deserved winners over the whole tournament, if the french were cheated then its all the better, lol

  • What a shame, you have to pay a referee to win a world cup

    France deserved to win, all blakcs were totally dominated..the most disgusting winner ever

  • @xByTheGraceOfGodx first half definately in allblacks favour, but you cannot base the whole match on that, remember france had lots of posession how many times did they run into a brick wall? i would rather analyse whole match, france very unlucky but new zealand for first time tested properly and showed very good work at the front, even though last 20 mins i was certain french would force a penalty. so they basically held on well in critical moment hence i believe they deserved it.

  • @kisamakara didnt u see richie mccaw lying in the ruck the whole entire fricking night? not rolling away and slowing down the game? French deserved about 20 more penalties because of that slimey bastard. french played the better game, even the commentators said it.

  • @BlueBowzzer you need to be more specific, mccaw is flanker, its his job to be there in certain situations just like dausetoir and they are devastating at the change over as everyone knows. it was not a clean game clean game allround maybe allblacks were bit more dirty but they wanted it badly and considering the posession french had they only got 1 try. french played better? maybe becuase they expected more from allblacks and nothing special from france.

  • @xByTheGraceOfGodx Lol, can you not just accept that the All Blacks are the best team in the world? I mean the French were playing dirty, trying to injure our boys, yet we still came out on top lol, we don't need the referee's favour, even if the French had brided the ref, we still would of won :)

  • @xByTheGraceOfGodx Would that be like poisoning a team so they wouldn't win the world cup as stand out favourites? Pull your head out of your arse fuk-knuckle.

  • heyy shit, soz bout tht, my brother got on my account and says shit. i have nothing against black people, i swear to god. hey look ninjamuffinbossin, sorry bout that man. but im not a racist , but if racism against eskimos counts then i guess i am

  • France is a loooser , GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AB's , RW 2011 winner

  • @shaskadi

    Shame on AB's who need the referee's help to win

  • Holy crap the main guy looks like he's actually dont this before a war, that is one angry dude.

    Did they win the game???

  • I'm white, but just a question, why is everybody so fucking racist??

  • @MrPieterVe1 Because these low-lives can hide behind their computer screens and say what they wouldn't have the bollocks to say to someone's face. And because they're brain-cell deficient. You being white doesn't make you less entitled to an opinion on it btw.

  • @TraffordReds9 - LOL

    Your are talking about someone being to chicken hiding behind the screen talking bollocks - THEN you go on to talk about how mentally deficient someone is, sitting behind your precious computer screen like it's all cool man.

    Nice, nice. Virtual wave. You really showed us all. ~_^

  • @Shockerthe69 I'm talking about racists specifically - unless you think racists are not mentally deficient and thus feel a need to defend them. Otherwise, I stand by what I said.

  • Its funny cause no other country in the world has to do this stupid dance to win their games haha.

  • u dick fuck who think white people screwed up the world. if it wasnt 4 us u black cunts would still b livin in caves

  • @IIIIIIIBobbYIIIIIII lol your an idiot with out white people the world would be full of drugs and nothing would get done

    fucking cunt

  • idiots

    

  • @bobbyjajay1 whos an idiot?

  • YEAH BOY Maori swaag :L

  • Watch the Haka in 1973 and compare it to this LOL

  • How intimidating it must be to stand in front of the 'All Blacks' New Zealand Rugby Team in the middle of the fields in front thousands watching by the spectator box while they perform their traditional ancestral Haka to call their god look after them for their battle against France. It's even intimidating for everyone to watch on video imagine sitting in the enemy spectator box against New Zealand. Very Scary! History repeats again from the invasion of the British to Pacific Islands untill now.

  • Respect from sweden to the All Blacks<3

  • @xelten haha ok....

  • @xelten

    I guess you've not learned a clever lesson yet: Never fuck with niggers.

  • @blkcnzproductions i have never been stupid enough to put my cock anywhere near a nigger.

  • @xelten

    Yeah because you probably heard that they chop your cock off and feed it to you after they deep fry it.

  • @blkcnzproductions yea aye, niggers will do anything to get their hands on a cock, we all know this, race of evil homos

  • @xelten nigger dance Fuck you cunt you racist cracker ! i hate fucktards like you ! . theyll smash you you ugly fuck you fuckwit white people are so fucking useless invading and taking over samoa, new zealand , tonga , niue , australia , south africa , You white fucktards are fucking ugly white pieces of shit

  • @OhYeahFuckYeahBarbie You are such an uneducated, racist piece of scum. Bet you love it up the arse from white boys you faggot.

  • @xelten your a nigger! you fucking dumbass piece of shit disrespecting my culture!!! you come round to New Zealand and i'll happliy beat the shit out of you. FUCK YOU CUNT!!!

  • Teams should just turn away. Its not disrespectful. Performing a dance that was intended as a war dance before they killed people is pretty unnecessary and teams shouldn't have to even acknowledge it

  • Not even frightened !!! Please just give them lyrics of La Marseillaise to make their ridiculous wild haka looking like a vulgar nursery rhyme....

  • it would be better if the camera actually showed the thing. rubbish video.

  • Tana Umanga U fricking legend.

  • Aks73 couldn't be more rite . its got nothing to do with whos better at football its time wasting shit its not war so why the fuck do a war dance doesn't prove anything and when the opposing team dose laugh or smile when they do it the wankers do cheap shots and carry on like like school girls

  • But did they win the match?

  • @Ainzleeriddell Yip. 45-6. Paris 2004.

  • @Kariraa so the scary team WON! ?

  • @Kariraa I remember I was there!! LOL

  • @Ainzleeriddell Yes.

  • @Ainzleeriddell

    They won in the style that paved the way for the next 7 years

  • Play the mortal kombat theme watching the Haka video its sounds good together.

    

  • It's not impressive it's fucking idiotic. A tribal war dance that achieves fuck all apart from make the other team waste 30 seconds while this nonsense is done.

    No team should ever watch this crap or if they do they only response is to just laugh at it. I can't watch it without laughing. It's pure comedy gold.

  • @aks73 whats idiotic is the english singing an african american slave song to their rugby team, at least the haka has relevance to the ABs

  • @aks73 *points at other "@'s" umad?

  • Fuck them..Why should the opposition have to watch them do this pish..Why dont they do it in the dressing room...This just gives them an unfair advantage and shows too much respect to them. I agree its a VERY impressive spectacle but why should they be given some sort of special treatment..

  • wht's the need to perform a war dance at the beginning of a sports event...??? absolutely baseless.... still enjoyable though

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  • @MrKiwi4life

    Chokers

  • @1995lukeya haha is that coming from a little boy in aussie.....did you not watch your country choke last week??? hahaha

  • 45 dis likes for nearly 2 and a half million views, you do the math huh