Who Is On First?

[Nelbroth]

Wow, what a waste of bandwidth.

[mrzzura123]

ummmm?

[RUMELSKIN]

What the heck???? I just randomlly hit 4:09 and 3:50 and am slightly freaking out

[abliviaproductions]

THIS WAS SOOOO STUPID THAT IT WAS FUNNY!!! I CANT STOP LAUGHING OR STOP WATCHING

[abliviaproductions]

RUN HE IS GONNA KILL YOU!!!! ROFLMAO

[darkmizmer]

Terrible. :|

[yongtube91]

oh god.. soo slooow

[smartieaddiction]

been better with more emotion there just like bla bla bla bla and i think the guy is forgetting his lines

[ec2like]

ZZZZzzzzzz

[Hovwov]

It's not cutting it.

[italk2cows]

lol so awkward!

[utube9000]

Oh boy.. this is bad.

[Walenski]

It's an Abbott and Costello bit, but they shot it like someone is about to get killed or something.

[BrandonPresents]

he looks so angry lol

[BONNIENSCOT]

That was so stupid it made me laugh.

[tiree2]

It's not horrible, but the "dry" version doesn't really work for this bit.

[Wingsxxxx]

3:56 she says"i dont know wat im doing".im part-korean so i know.

[zekretzpy]

they do this like robots with no emotion to it.

[DasGreenCow]

Thats great. I love the dry version.

She gives a double negative and he just says "Take it easy buddy"

[JakeSHarter]

This isn't bland in the least!!!!

[tigersffan]

there is no emotion...?

[KBKB55]

you should credit the original abbott and costello rountine in your description.

without mentioning it, it seems like you're trying to take the credit for the idea/joke.

about video: use a little more enthusiasm, it gets a little boring.

but the ending with the breakdown is funny. =)

[mbolanos1114]

wow the original is waaaayyy better stick to ur dayjobs guys

[sketchWLA]

wow, this is horrible (especially if it was supposed to be funny). the original is soooo much better

[ihatescreamobands]

how about some emotion!?!

[Geostars]

The deadpan delivery is great!

[rarenews]

he can keep secrets

[Rhinox04]

go watch a clip of abbott and costello doing this, its actually really funny when they do it. just skip this crappy rendition.

[saintrambone]

This video makes me want to masturbate, but How? Now get the federal war criminals from the USA governmet who abuse is. That is not Who, that is What, but the bigger question is Why, and I suppose if I choose to masturbate, it all comes back, but how? see saintrambone videos who what where why and how.

[fstop100]

The original will never be topped!

[Mattskating19]

..... when the girl has the break down.... it is either scary or funny i cant really tell

[m750099]

there is a little thing called timing that is lost when you edit shit badly that doesn't have the right tonal inflection anyway. Holy carp that sucked.

[mcquadekid]

meh, hes still a better actor and kiano reeves or however you spell his name

[fightingfarmer001]

I'm fairly certain that the change was intentional.

The point was to do it in a bizarre and new way, not to imitate Abbot and Costello.

[iberollin]

That was aweful. Is it deliberately this way?

[sdkmlf]

watch?v=-beKhlHBjuo

[vi67]

This is still funny... for some reason!

[20star05]

lol i get it

[hakonworld]

this is fuckin boring

[JUICES74]

congratualtions,,,you have officially screwed this bit up.

[HaxxorAxor]

the black guy looks completely retarded. watch it without video and its way better.

[globalnywiesniak]

Stupid assholes!

I wasn't talsking On - On:

watch?v=toS-QvUtbfY

But used it as a joke. There's the homonculus = "instant raper":

watch?v=TE_1oGYsKUk

[Biscuitchris7again]

It's more painful that watching two retards trying to read Shakespeare.

[uktraceur]

funny, though goes on too long, and woman cant act

[debaucheryBotched]

Ok...THIS sucks

[markeymonk]

who,is on first - what, is on second but i own everything so get fucked.

[Lameness69]

Ok, some things can be funny if they were done monotone. This is not a play to do that with.

I hope it wasn't suppose to be funny? Cos you killed it.

And if you're trying to do it monotone kinda thing, stay monotone the whole way through?

[kaboomzor]

this is fucking brilliant all you assholes are idiots

[joechip123]

I hope to god that they were doing it that poorly on purpose.

[DeuceKikr]

"I'm not changing nobody!"

...

"Take it easy, buddy!"

The deadpan delivery and the little pauses did it for me. Good job.

[AMSRay]

Abbott and Costello did it MUCH better. These two cannot act. Unless they were trying to appear as robots.

[rebeltradingpost]

Worst. Video. Ever.

[megagnome5000]

One of the best versions of this sketch I've seen. Amazing execution.

"I don't know."

...

"He's on third."

[motajones]

WTF....Good lord....pain. pain.

[DrewsAnimation]

oh the pain. the sweet terrible terrible pain

[pbmachinima]

Who is on the first?

[VesperDEM]

Guys, comedy is all about "timing"! Man, this was painful!

[antdude]

Not cool as the original.

[NorthwestProgressive]

I don't get the sense that he and she both think it's funny for the same reason.

And I find that disturbing.

[cashberg]

Genius.

[emperorbinks]

The point is that they DON'T know what this is about. Of course the filmmakers do! This is gold. Gold, I tell you!!!!!! (extra exclamation points makes it true!)!!!!!!!!!!!!!four!!!!!!(­!!!!!)

[farrisgoldstein]

The concept of "knowing the rules before you break them" appears to be lost here. This is not terrific, humorous, or even interesting.

[Aaronbhkk]

This is really terrific.

[KradProductions]

Oh snap. Rainman!

[AWeekofKindness]

I LOVE THIS.  PERIOD. FULL STOP.