Leliana asks about Alistair's Performance - Dragon Age: Origins

[035472229]

think*

[035472229]

poor Alistair! LOL! i thing i won't be able to stop laughing this mounth...

[KalElKentPhoto]

Bravo!

[SMKyra]

I totally loved Alistair ... until I met Zevran o_O

[xxJoah]

@SMKyra Well, I knew that having Zevran in the party would mean -5 with Alistar.. so..I didn't add Z into the party, I made Z run away XD

[mclovinakapascal]

@sarakatefisher9

Insecurity :/? Hell i'd be insecure if there was someone like alistair but tan. then he'd be the ultimate guy....wait a blight-forsaken minute...

[mclovinakapascal]

Note-to-self:

1. Bleach your hair

2. Begin practicing your British accent (again)

3. Always act as if someone just caught you baby talking with a group of puppies, kittens, and sugar cubes

4. Incorporate lampposts in normal discussion

[rocker777girl]

Oh! I didn't mean it like that! I'm so sorry!

I never said I will ignore all men. Maybe "ignoring" wasn't right word here.

I'm sorry if you guys took this that way. İt was just a joke not a negative sexizm.

I'm sorry again!

[Itachisasukekiller]

I'm a guy and I agree with almost every comment here... All except for @rocker777girl 's comment.

[SoaringSpartan]

Bioware philosophy: As long as you can calibrate guns and lick lamp posts, everything will work out.

[SoSoshiHyo]

LMAO I love this game...and Alistair is so adorable! He's both puppy-like and needs protecting and is all sarcastic, witty and strong at the same time <3

My boyfriend does not know that I love Alistair :p

[Warrior536]

uh...darkspawn.

I lol'd

[Kinjry]

This conversation is far more amusing as a male dwarf.

[GpB217]

loooooool

[SuperPhreak23]

This made me laugh so hard! The characters in DAO feel like real people.

[LordJaric]

@sarakatefisher9 i agree, that was halarious.

[resdraon]

LMFAO

[massdestoyer332]

"We're just talking about how you treat her in bed, nothing you have to concern yourself with" hahahahaha she just says it flat out XD

[armyfromwithin]

@Ravegirl1700 I disagree. Hawke having a voice + not being able to choose exactly what to say only makes me feel more disconnected with the character. Could never get as immersed as I did in DAO.

[NatalyaCousland]

I managed to get this convo today off Leliana in camp with my Dalish Elf and i hadn't even slept with Alistair yet!! WTF?!?! Haha x

[corthas]

1st thing you say, im not glowing, litterly she is xd

[Zephur19]

Alistair! <3333 Why can't he be REAL!?!?!? Ugh!

[Adurna150]

AHAHAHAHA that is hilarious. I love it.

[cloudgirl150]

Leliana knows she wants to tap some hot Alistair ass but that belongs to the Grey Warden...

[clothar23]

" My performance, what performance? And why does it warrant giggling?"

[CamiR092991]

I love Dragon Age Origins because the game appeals to a female audience as much as a male one, which is refreshing. The second DA doesn't do that so much...

[limitsora69]

i think this is the largest video i have been too with woman gamers that like RPG's, here's a fun tip ;D, you can have a Foursome with Zevran, Leliana, and isabela at "The Pearl" if your a rogue at Denerim :)

[kilo3733]

Poor alistar

[mirilion79]

Alister is one of the best written and dubbed characters in the history of gaming. If you have a friend like this in real life, consider yourself a very lucky person.

[klm4298]

@mirilion79 Don't we all have the naive, dim witted friend who says sarcastic comments?

[MayorCheesyBuns]

how do you get this to happen? XD

[AncaThirteen]

Poor poor Alistair. Such a shy guy.

[LegendaryN7Cookie]

Lol he almost acts as if he's guilty about something

[sakonhagakure]

During my play through Leiliana had a crush on my female elf and when she started asking questions about me messing around with Alister I just laughed at her.

[Saphiera12]

"what is she giggling about?!" XD I could die laughing

[Eliyora]

Oh, I do like my men shy. ;D

[MrLagvag]

alistair is just a 3d dude, but i would tottaly chill wit teh guy if he was real

[DarkClown06]

HAhaha, I love Leliana!

[ISTlauren]

"He's also good at following instructions" lol

[bworover]

Hell lol, I'm a straight dude n I freaken love allistair xD

[luvondarox]

I wish I could read your responses.

[veryold3]

is.. is alistair...blackish?

[TheCaddieLove]

Do i hear a hint of jealousy leliana?

[Jackw00pw00p2]

Looks like Alistair found this video and made 8 accounts to show his dissaproval.

[Dalethan]

Thank you for this video, I wasn't even aware that this conversation may occure. Can I ask you one more thing: If I have my approval of Leliana on warm stage for now (54 I guess?) and I have alreadyt slept with Alistair, would this conversation show when I reach a friendship with Leliana later?

[annasukasuperfan]

You know a strange thing. I DIDN'T romanced Alistair this time...but he was trying to hook me up(and i was saying no...) and Leliana asked me this where NOTHING HAPPENED O.O

[rocker777girl]

One thing I hate about Alistair is; If you're a girl and playing Dragon Age, you want a guy just like HİM. You start to wish a guy who looks like him, talks like him even blushes like him!

My thoughts about a boyfriend/marriage has turned into "İf there's no guy like Alistair, then I will ignore them."

[TKDLuva2501]

@rocker777girl i know what u mean lol id love an alistair. or a zevran

[TheEternalProduction]

@rocker777girl I know right, even if I'm 100% straight guy, I romanced him because he was too awesome!! lol

[aaron75fy]

@rocker777girl in other words you want to ignore all men and act like shriveled shrew? all men have flaws but to pretend you don't have any yourself and judge them, y'know what? go ahead, you don't deserve any attention if you insist on this shameless attitude

[AnarchyArchangel]

@rocker777girl I first loved Alistair because he reminded me so much of my husband. :3 They even look a bit alike, with the same jaw and the little stickety-uppity bit in the front of his hair.

[michio2013]

@rocker777girl The inverse law for guys playing DA: You all end up wanting to find a girl like leliana.

[dessan18]

@rocker777girl *run into bathroom and gels up front hair* Ok Now I just need some armor

[iHateSpoilerz]

"Oh,Maker,what is wrong with you women?" I feel you,Alistair. I asked the Maker the same question.

[TheGerepuppy]

LILLIANNA!!!!!!! 

[Outlander4life]

@PantelijaS actualy it's (oghren) so... you and the gray warden (morrigan) i hope you'r not refering to alistair. (oghren) alistair?! he even likes girls?!

and yes, I agre with you, lol

[SuperChickenPork]

lol... "ahem" plays well with others :D! i like the way dragon age presented the character the ability to have love affairs with npcs in the game. but the side comedy in dragon age is hilarious... Quote " no, they where flying dogs, you see, and andrastians to the boot!"

[hobbes296]

Huh..I've done a few play throughs and I've never had this conversation. o.O

Are there some special requirements?

[dinenavajo]

she never seems to ask me this question

[Wolfstanus]

BEst line in the game... "Oh maker! What is wrong with you women."

[PantelijaS]

Funny part in all this is that Alistair is actually gay

Oghren : U and Grey Warden

Morrigan: I hope u arent refering to me and Alistair?

Oghren : Alistar ? I dont know if he EVEN likes GIRLS < LOL

[CReepyVERY]

my wardens response "AMAZIN! big lamp post too...."

[TheMalfoyBoy]

"Oh Maker, what is wrong with you women?!" I ask myself that same question every day! LOL

[iHateSpoilerz]

@TheMalfoyBoy I know,right?

[EvilJavapenguin]

@ImaXXeatXXyeh naw Morrigan's by FAR the funniest. If you've ever gotten it on with her, you'd know about the conversation about licking...

[ImaXXeatXXyeh]

"We are just talking about how you treat her in bed. Nothing you should concern yourself with."

"How I--oh, Maker...what is wrong with you women?!"

Dear Bioware,

I want to thank you graciously for bringing the character Alistair into our world, for if you hadn't, I believe there would have been much less laughs and that heart warming feeling while playing the game would not be present.

Thank you for Alistair's lamppost humor too.

[volimpe]

I just love Dragon Age's characters <3

[DemonRose131313]

How do you get this? I have both at the highest rating and I keep talking to them but liliana never asks so when or where do you have to be to get this to come up? ( and my character has slept with alistair)

[Afr0xSamurai]

ROFLMAO. That is just frekkin halarious. Maaan XD i feel ssooooo bad for alistair haha

[jackout101]

XD!!!!!!!

i loved this conversation!!!

XD

[sillybunny1214]

XD I LAUGHED MY FREKIN BUTT OFF!!!!!! ALISTAIR IS SO CUTE AND THIS CONVERSATION IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

[regomn]

What is wrong with you women?!?!

[WSAP33]

@regomn YEEEAAAHH?! You shouldnt be talking there, you should be in kitchen!

[TeflonTron]

Leliana is definitely the kind of girl to take it in the ass.

[HitsugiNerd]

That's so cute! I love how Alistair is so shy.

[YoItsJedhi]

The women in DA are as men are in our modern day. I find this comically amusing.

[ClassicToonFan64]

@YoItsJedhi Truth is, women aren't that different from men and viceversa.

[thuzan117]

@ClassicToonFan64 truth is your full of shit. 

[TokyoMewMewCherry]

"Oh Maker! What is wrong with you women?!?"

Omfg lmao!

[guurenez]

maker's breath!

[Zach6700]

never get into women gossip trust me it's bad

[1john1992]

:38 All the men in dragon age are athletic..

[gudyleila]

@1john1992

LMAO! Not true... I think his name is Loyd... the guy from Redcliffe's Tavern... he's a fatass xD

[VindictiveShadowWolf]

Alistair has a tiny dick :D

[AncNoob]

omg lol

Leliana: Little tempaler all grown up...

Alistir: What are you giggling about?

You: Performance

Alisatir: My performance?

Leliana: We just talk how you treat her in bed (omfg lol).

Alistair: What!? Oh, maker. What is wrong with you women!?

[Haexxchen]

Hes good at following instructions. That always helps a lot in my exp.^^

[PTphoenixUK]

@Haexxchen I guess leliana is a dominatrix >.<

[Ravegirl1700]

Alistair is soooooo dreamy, I'll admit I had a crush on him too while I played, but i chose a mage T.T which made Landsmeet much more stressful...

Alistair <3

[StevenBlack2013]

@Ravegirl1700 i think everyone has a sort of a bond with allistair, i felt as if he was my best friend lol

[Ravegirl1700]

@StevenBlack2013 I know right? you know i played DA2 but i think that the character development is deeper in this game, but the fact you character talks in 2 is a huge plus!

[Tubyubber]

@Ravegirl1700 me too, sort of, and I'm a guy and playing pretty much only male characters. he's a likeable sort.

though I may play a female dwarf at some time, just cuz I can!!1

[RandomTacoz101]

@Ravegirl1700 I was a mage, and he was mine<3

[AnimeGirl1723]

you can have a baby in this game? So, is it like Fable 2, than?

[AzurezXol]

@AnimeGirl1723 No there is not babies in the game... if you haven't played the game then I won't spoil it for you. And please don't compare Fable to DA again... their no where on the same level. Fable 1 had potential, but its following were crap.

[AnimeGirl1723]

@AzurezXol Well, I purchased the Ultimate Edition a week ago, because I foolishly bought Dragon Age Orgins Disc 1 when I had the option to buy Ultimate back in Febuary.

I love the feast day gifts, but the only annoying part, is I kept getting matched up with Zevran, so I had to replay the game 5 times, to get Alistar to like me during the Landsmeet.

I really wish you could raise children in this game and I do agree, Fable 1 was by far, the best storyline of the entire series.

[Fishdogpigsquirrel]

Leliana: "So..how is Alistair"

Dog: "Woof!"

[fma7samuraichamploo]

"What are you talking about?? And why does warrant GIGGLING?" xD

[DivineSniper54]

XD Steve Valentine is so awesome

[Faize1998]

@DivineSniper54 He is but he is on that uhhh what is it? Oh "I'm in the band" and I hate him for it I mean he did Alistair's voice first but still he totally went down hill with his career doing that show! :(

[DivineSniper54]

@Faize1998 I actually like the show just for him. He makes it pretty funny lol. Besides I'm glad theres at least a disney show that teaches kids about metal/rock instead of this pop/rap bull shit

[ashwin911]

is it just me, or are the spots on leliana's armor pretty strategically placed?

[sumanoskae]

"Oh nothing, we're just talking about how you treat her in bed"

I'm shameless?

[CroGamer002]

Uh... darkspawn.

lol

[Lolking707]

alistars approval after conversation: -100

[GemoDawn]

xDDDD

I freaking LOVE Alistair!! :D

I'm sure his performance is amazing ;3

[GirlieMutant]

@GemoDawn Oh yes, even Isabela wants to "borrow" him.

[glasshaed02]

i agree with alistar

[Immortal13100]

20 bucks and a cookie says Leliena wants to "play along", too.

[ChoclateisAwesomeful]

LMFAO!!PFFFFT! 1:11 LMFAO ALLISTAR IS LIKE "WTF?!?! LELIANA YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT THAT!? WTF ARE YOU JEALOUS OR SOMETHING"

[Live0Laugh0Twilight]

7 people put on a horrible performance.

[valleyheroine]

when does Leliana bring this up?

[MrToastsHappyWorld]

0:52

Wtf is that guy in the back doing?

[CharlotteEmily09]

@MrToastsHappyWorld LMAO, i remember that , hes selling stuff by the dwarven deep roads if i remember rightly LOL.

[Braydenr69]

XD PFFT>HAHAHAH

[szonjaFE]

Sooo damn cute!!!

[TheJoeLchen]

alistair is so cool! 

[dreamchaser01]

I got this for the first time last night, I love it lol ;). Poor Alistair. Though I said in my reply 'girl stuff' ;).

[dreamchaser01]

I got this for the first time last night, I love it lol ;). Poor Alistair.

[kookycrazycat]

"What is wrong with you women?!"

Plenty, Alistair, it's part of our charm =D

[spartan2799]

lol

[xxlulabelle123xx]

Lol, I love Alistair. <3

[Semp314]

hahahahahahhahahahahaha poor alistair

[b7jay357]

this is hilarious XD i LOVE leliana XD

[Voidevil]

Do women really talk about this?

[CharlotteEmily09]

@Voidevil yes

[victorianvampstudios]

@Voidevil

Yes.

We do.

[b7jay357]

@Voidevil yes they do! =)

[Dragonarh]

I seem to remember telling Alistair we were just having a girl talk =D

[torchwoodlass193]

Poor Alistair lol

[unsteddy]

WOMAN amirite\/

[scullen08]

"Oh Maker, what is wrong with you women?!"

Oh my gosh, amazing.

[novafoxay]

*giggles* XD Alistairrr.

[lttlmisslst]

"What are you giggling about? Wha-what is she giggling about? What does it warrant giggling?!" <33

[GikoShachi]

i sometimes wonder whether wynne was referring to cailan or alistair. adorable as a puppy

[hitsufon1fan]

hahahaha, alistair at the end of it! XD

[TheSanguineVixen]

Oh Alistair, I'd marry you in a heartbeat...I absolutely adore him :D I always blush when that conversation comes up for me. Ugh so adorable...if only he was real but until then the game and background on my desktop will have to do ;)

[ninjastartimeyo]

@TheSanguineVixen they should make blow up alistairs, then life would be good XD

[TheSanguineVixen]

@ninjastartimeyo Oh hell yeah life would be indeed very good...I like that train of thought! XD

[JacobIsBritish]

Question since I only have DA:O in Xbox 360; why is Alistair black? Just wondering.

[CatfishShotgun]

Lesbian sex with leliana <3

[gundamseedathrun]

i said we were giggling about darkspawn.

[nielsdejong]

Alistair is by far one of the best NCP's ever made! XD

Thumbs up if you agree! :3

[MoooonshoesPotter]

hahahahaha!!!!

what wrong with US, alistair?? i think it's all because YOU are too damned adorable.

[ReflectiveMind777]

Leliana wants to spend night with you instead of Alistair :P

[Tsunade88]

how do you look at Alistair and not find him to be the most Adorable person ever! ^_^

[ImaXXeatXXyeh]

How I--Maker...what is wrong with you women? XDD loved it

[hoofdhaarkop]

Well I played the game for almost 150 hours but the PC doesn't talk throughout the game, well not in conversations, if you click to make him move he probably says something, but what is the point in choosing your kind of voice in the beginning when you almost doesn't hear it?

[19Mogli79]

the last question from alistair could be from me

[CharlotteEmily09]

If i have a baby im going to call her leliana LOL.

[top1terra1girl]

@CharlotteEmily09 lol I really hope it's a girl then :)

[Oshaoxin]

@CharlotteEmily09 I'm gonna call her Alistair :3

[NoBoDy9505]

@CharlotteEmily09 lol same too ;D

[ManicFOLLOWUP]

@CharlotteEmily09 I'd call my daughter Flemeth :D

[Usul573]

@CharlotteEmily09

Pretty name I guess.

[CharlotteEmily09]

@Usul573 I KNOW ;D

[THEJamgun]

@CharlotteEmily09 LIES.

[PaulieDeMafia210]

@CharlotteEmily09 What if it's a boy?

[CharlotteEmily09]

@PaulieDeMafia210 then i'll call him alistair obviously ;D

or better yet oghren ;p

[taitai907]

I always thought a lot of the common nouns in Dragon Age were very creative, both common and proper. If I have a daughter, I'd call her Orlais.

[demongal107]

Alistair: What are you giggling about w-what is she giggling about

Fem warden: We are talking about your preformance

Alistair: My preformance in what?

Liliana: we're just talking about how you treat her in bed thats all. Nothing you should concern yourself with

Alistair:: How I...OH MAKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN??

[DocMcMurderr]

"What performance?" Alistair can be so clueless...

[Jubelhuber]

alistairs reaction is fuckin epic :D

made me lol :D

[Taekondrius]

Just forget it Alistair, you couldn't possibly get it.

[shadowvowed187]

Liliana lesbian romance

[Moagana2]

once again i could not be able to make my self clear sorry. what i tryied to say was. how do you make them lovers.

[Moagana2]

for real can you tell me how do you get the relation of alistir and your character to this part? sorry. is a pain for me to right in english

[moarinternets]

@Moagana2 You need to have slept with Alistair & be in a relationship with him. You need 95+ approval with Leliana to get this conversation.

[bubbly4635]

@moarinternets Where do you get Leiana??

[NorwegicusOnAstick]

That bitch left me when i poured blood in to the dead womans ashes...

And i had to kill wynne as she was with me and sided with the guardian.

Then that bi sexual elf betrayed me in denerim...

But my dwarf warrior did fine with out any of them. Hes a metal covered badger on speed :D

[mic01851165]

@NorwegicusOnAstick

And after you kill BOTH Zevern and Leliana, and since you're a warrior, you can no longer unlock any damn chests/doors throughtout the rest of your playthrough, and you'll lose ALOT of goodies indeed. Maybe some side-quest are no longer able to be completed due to the lack of rogue in your party. Traps may be annoying as hell since you can't either see them or disarm them.

[NorwegicusOnAstick]

@mic01851165 True, but i never used a rouge in my party on any of my characters. My mage kept only warriors most places and my warrior had either one or two mages and two or three warriors :p