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  • I don't think Cracked wants you people to discuss religion in this video's comment section. That's what real Bill O'Reilly videos are for. Go spam his inbox. Not this one. Thanks mates.

  • I like when he asks "How'd the moon get there?" lol

  • Science and theology can coexist. Science is the study of God's creation.

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  • Lol funny stuff.

    Hate to say it but I agree with Bill Boy on this. No one can explain how we got here. Atheists, in the end, have just as much faith wrapped up in a theory as religious people.

  • @WestSkier11 uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh...........­. Science explains how we got here from start to finish. And what? It's also been proven hundreds of times from hundreds of different angles so....

  • ANCIENT FUCKING ALIENS

  • @masterknaster you watch too much YouTube

  • @zrah1092 ???

    Ever heard of cable or satelite TELEVISION????

  • He thinks God actively controls the tides.

    Hahahahaha.

  • So much for the master race! LOL! OY VEY I SAY!

    After watching this I feel like blacks in America do when they have to claim O.J. as a black man. You just wish B.O. wasn't a white guy.

    KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAN! (echo and fist in the air)

  • The moon (being a spaceship) was driven to where it is now. DUH.

  • If Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter ever had a baby, it would be the stupidest baby in the world.

  • Because Mars is a chocolate bar you dummy!

  • FUCK BILL O'REILLY!

  • guys, HE'S RIGHT. THINK ABOUT IT. JEEZ.

  • The bigger mystery is HOW THE FUCK DID BILL O REILLEY GET ANYWHERE?

  • Bill - "Did it just happen?"

    Little Girl - "Yes"

    Classic!

  • His questions are good. This video is stupid. Science doesn't know the answer to everything. Science is a method to know more. He's right when he says we don't know how we got here. We don't. Scientists are agnostic, not atheist.

  • @bizso09 What could have triggered the Big Bang? What is dark matter? Those are good questions, because we are still working on them. But, "who put the moon there?" "Why is the Earth the only planet with a moon?" What? Those are good questions to you? Really? Wow! Bill and his christian fans don't really want to know how we got here, because they already have an answer to that, an answer they really like and will defend against all evidence.

  • @bizso09

    The problem is that Bill is claiming that all these questions have already been answered by religion. Bill thinks science is stupid, and asking these questions is stupid. That's the joke of the video. Sad that it needs to be explained...

  • @bizso09 Science may not know the answers for everything, but religion doesn't know the answer for anything.

  • HOW CAN AMERICANS WATCH THIS MAN and take him seriously, perhaps they don't I hope they don't.

  • Bill O'Reilly should be fired. His program should be cancelled or boycotted. He and people like him should not be in the public eye. He is really doing his country a massive disservice by spewing that nonsense. His ignorance is shameful and inexcusable.

  • 1:06 is perfect

    "nope"

  • @mchandler2112

    I know, right? That's the best line ever...

  • Order and chaos exist simultaneously in the Universe. At this moment somewhere in the Universe there is a supernova occurring and perhaps simultaneously two galaxies are colliding. It is awesome to contemplate these events. We have a good theory presently on how the moon came to be: collision theory. Evidence: isotopic composition of moon samples, density of 3.3 compared to Earth's 5.5, lack of water and other volatile elem. The corp. elite must promulgate a static world view to win. Resist

  • "...and Mars doesn't have it," @0:44 seconds. So great that little kid knew better. I was disappointed none of the kids spoke up to explain the answers in greater detail.

  • He has literally asked every single question that science has explained and not the only big question that we haven't yet explained...well done Bill O' Reilly.

  • He is either mentally challenged or the greatest troll ever.

  • Ron Paul

    2012!

  • It is usually the stupid and evil people who get the most power and attention because those with the most wisdom know how little they actually do know...

    People generally don't like to hear the words "I don't know"...

  • What is stupider is the fact people get hung up on song lyrics.

  • How can a man that doesnt know how the earth got here, and doesnt know why the sun 'goes up and down' and cant explain the tides EVER get to teach kids about science?? That is the universe's BIGGEST mystery

  • FUCK IT! We'll do it LIVE!

  • Omfg deserves millions of views bravo sir

  • I love the photo on the wall

  • It's crazy how this man is actually able to function in everyday life. You'd guess he'd be too stupid to breathe.

  • I cut away halfway from the clip because of all the stupid

  • The solar system have by now 139 moons around ALL planets except Mercury and Venus.

    Jupiter with 62, Saturn 33, Uranus 27, and Neptune with 13.

    "The other planets have none" Eh... Bill ?

  • lmao

    

  • Does he seriously think that other planets don't have moons?!!

  • we know full well how our solar system got here bil'lo

  • The ending is quite possibly the greatest thing known to mankind

  • WTF BILL O'REILLY IS FUCKING RETARDED

  • A wizard did it.

  • LoL that was awesome! It will be epic when they find life on an extra-terrestrial body. B'O'R is such an asswad.

  • "How did God get there?" *silence*

  • How does he brush his teeth in the morning? With great mental exertion I should imagine. It's astonishing that he's reached his age without even an elementary understanding of so many well understood phenomena. Equally astonishing is what appears to be a complete lack of curiosity on his part ... what a waste :(

  • magnets how do they work? you can't explain that.

  • I would not shed a tear if I heard O'Reilly had been shot or dismembered.

  • When I saw this videos' title, I thought it was a typo.

  • God bill orielly makes christians and republicans look STUPID. I promise not everyone is that idiotic

  • @iSuperdupaloveweed

    Pretty much all Repubs are.

  • Lmao nice intro sound clip.

  • Bill O'Reilly teaching people about sience is like The Dalai Lama teaching people how to bbq. : P

  • Such a fool

  • The title made me laugh, the clip even more so. Great editing, and the painting in the background is a fantastic detail :).

  • This man is on national television in the US.

    ...

    I know, right?

  • @BeyondSight I love your cold attitude even if others of our own mindset do not. Do try to lower the personal name-calling (calling others ignorant or arrogant is alright, though) and also make sure to save the bulk of your attacks for religion, not theism. That is the real problem.

  • Hi, I'm Brendan, and I support the sterilization of Bill O Reilly fans.

  • Ha ha! I realise this is just a piss take, but I genuinely think bill is out of his depth with this audience of kids if it were a real situation..........

  • How did Bill O'Reilly get there? Sometimes, I'll be listening to the radio, and I know he's in the radio, but then I'll turn the TV on and he's on TV also. How does that work? Can you explain that to me? How did he get there?

  • lol @ the ending XD

  • Guys...he's delivering some really intelligent arguments. "How'd it get there...how'd it do it...well...how'd it get there...huh?"

    This man is a genius amongst men. You should all bow before his intellect.

  • Look at the picture behind Bill when he is talking. It's from his rant!

  • Where'd his ratings come from? You can't explain that.

  • I study Geology and I am really really offended by this. This is unbelievable.

  • Wow. I'm 15, yet I can destroy any one of these claims. I feel smart. =)

  • Thumbs up if you noticed the picture of bill in the background.

  • "Fuckin magnets, how do they work?" lmao

  • Bill goes to Harvard, Bill comes out with a diploma... YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!!!!!!!!!

  • @sqrtinfinite It's a miracle.

    A'really stupid brute, have a diploma ? Where did he buy it ?

    Is it in Bullshitology ?

  • @sqrtinfinite You know.. I CANT explain that!?!

  • @sqrtinfinite mabey he stole it?

  • @sqrtinfinite Explanation: Billy gives faculty director money, Bill gets diploma...

  • @sqrtinfinite How'd that diploma get into his hands? How'd it get there? Did it just happen?

  • @sqrtinfinite LMAO best comment

  • oh my goodness...my 3rd grade sister would kick ur dumb ass in a quiz bee

  • MORON

  • WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!

  • Moron.

  • How'd an invisible man in the sky get there ?

  • The lunar satellite in Earths gravitational field was a hollowed out asteroid that was flown here from the Draconian star system by a race of reptilians who are planning on world domination and turning the human population (which they genetically engineered) into cows or livestock for a slave race (and the occasional snack).

  • @mistf0rm pfffft...that's ridiculous! reptillians, HA! It was obviously put there by a magical guy in the sky. He went *ZAP* and there it was. The same thing happened with humans...well, at first he only made two, so you know, there was a lot of incest going on in the beginning...we don't really like to talk about that though...

    Anyway, as Bill implies, without Magical Sky Man, the moon would fall off, and the high and low tides would be divorced by now, what with all the miscommunication etc

  • i may only be 15, but i am totally confident that i could destroy o'reilly in a debate over religion

  • @correll28

    No, we're not ignorant. And from what I've seen, we've explored religion much more extensively than you fucking pricks have. You don't even know what your own bible says.

    You don't even know how similar your bible is the the Quran, and how full of shit you are.

    You think it's okay to force kids to say "under god" in the pledge of allegiance, as if that isn't brainwashing in itself.

    You're so fucking stupid, fucking A this is useless toi speak to you.

  • No, it's not arrogant. I'm not going overboard by saying we are better. We ARE BETTER.

    More people have been killed in the name of religion than ANYTHING ELSE. RELIGION has caused more conflict, without ANY FUCKING DOUBT.

    This isn't arrogance, this isn't ignorance. I have found that religion is bullshit.

  • @correll28

    "subconciously mad at god" ? Are you fucking kidding me? That isn't subconscious. I fucking ANY idea of god at all. I was lead to believe from a very young age that some wizard in the sky would come and help me if I prayed hard enough, guess what? He never did. Have you ever heard or seen him? Has he helped you? Can you prove it? Did a million dollars appear in your bank account overnight?

    FUCK YOU.

    A relationship is a two way road

  • @correll28 I say "He was never there for me" BECAUSE I LIVED THAT LIFE.

    I believed and lived in that total lie for the longest time, I fell into a spiraling depression thinking that some magical being would help me survive, did he? NO, he did not.

    Your idea of god is flawed. I am not ignorant, and I've probably read more books that you ever will in your lifetime.

  • Thanks to you, I'll be more militant towards religious people who try to push their beliefs on me.

    "I'll pray for you" "Fuck you ma'am, why don't you ACTUALLY help and do something useful?"

    "God bless you" "There is no god."

    And what's more, we know absolutely nothing about lucifer. All you have is the "bible" telling one side of the story. God is a manipulative cunt.

    If he wants me to believe in him, he better present himself.

    If not, then fine,

    Fuck god, the "holy trinity", bible, etc

  • This guy went to Harvard? WTF?

  • Does he genuinely thinks he has a valid argument? Jesus.

  • @LokcedUot when he accused the son of a 9/11 victim of supporting terrorism (search bill orielly 911 son) the guy wanted to know if he could sue for defamation. his lawyer said "Defamation is the act of knowingly lying. But since Bill thinks that he is acutally speaking the truth, you can't sue him"

    He does acutally think he has valid points.

  • @trolltacular1 Lol. Forever will Bill O'Reilly be in my mind a seven-year-old on a soap box arguing against the terrors of elementary school.

  • take a clip of legitimate arguments and edit funny little kids raising hands. great job, liberals! you retarded your way into a "victory" anything that keeps you smilin, pickin your nose in the corner.

  • @correll28 Actually science has explained all of his arguments. He commits a large logical fallacy which we call an argument from ignorance.

  • @correll28 excuse me?

    Do I really need to link you to very perfect examples of Bill not shutting the fuck up when talking to people?

    "You're wrong because you did this." "Actually I did it beca-" "No, you're wrong and you didn't know what you were doing, blah blah"

    Do you understand quantum mechanics? Cosmic theory? Have you studied it at all?

    The most intelligent minds in our world reject god, and you're somehow right?

  • @BeyondSight excuse me?

    you dont need to tell me that he does that, but this video doesnt show it

    i have studied it and while many great minds as you put it reject God, many dont

    dont get butt hurt because you cant prove youre right and people dont agree with you

  • @correll28

    I'm not being butthurt. I have a thorough understanding that many people very often delude themselves to maintain their sanity.

    What great minds of ANY note don't reject god?

    Do you know what I hate? The Texas board of education is altering our textbooks to essentially LIE about history to favor their idea that we were created a christian nation, which is total and epic horse shit.

    I get butthurt that you fuckers harm my and my fellow peoples' education, all in the name of "god"

  • And another thing, The burden of proof falls on you. I can say there are gnomes and rainbows under my bed, but you can't prove me wrong.

    Don't be fucking ridiculous, no one will ever take you seriously for making points like that.

    Disagree all you want, but Christianity will be fought, and that is NOT A BAD THING.

    Considering how even your own Messiah even denounced organized religion, you should get rid of it anyway.

    I grew up forced into church, preached to all my childhood life.

  • @correll28

    I believed at first simply because I was told to, and I meant it seriously. I was serious about god, but he was never there. So quite honestly, I tried, and you can't expect me to endlessly try (the definition of insanity) when there's no answer. And it's utterly fucking ridiculous to act as if I deserve something as horrible as hell for giving up ringing a doorbell.

    Here's a fucking clue, there's no one there, like santa claus

    I am good and honest without god

  • @BeyondSight you may be good and honest but your obv not at peace. seems like you gave up pretty quick without really thinking about him

  • @correll28 "gave up pretty quick" BULLSHIT, asshole.

    18 years of my 21 year old life is "pretty quick" ? I did my part, fuck any idea of god.

    Even if he were real, he's oppressive, childish, a dictator.

    And he's obviously not all powerful as Christians claim, otherwise the "holy war" that the bible describes wouldn't exist.

  • @BeyondSight "Even if he were real, he's oppressive, childish, a dictator." that there proves to me that you dont know anything about God or even the idea of God, and since you never knew anything about him to begin with, you definitely did give up pretty fast. i dont even know what the rest of that post said. good luck friend

  • @correll28 Stop insulting me with your obnoxious bullshit.

    You love and praise god, or you goto hell. Hell is a punishment, thus, everyone praise him as god, or suffer.

    That is a DICTATORSHIP.

    In the bible, god throws temper tantrums including, killing a certain character for spilling his seed on the ground, telling a character to kill his only son. etc etc.

    Also, you act as if christianity is available everywhere in the universe, it's not.

    There are children in africa who've grown up wit

  • @correll28 God, the idea of god, and the bible, None of them are peaceful, loving or whatever bullshit you want to spout in lies.

    Religion has been in power before, THE CHRISTIAN DARK AGES. We call it the dark ages for a reason. Filled with lies, murder, abuse. Religion is a weapon against sheep, which most people are.

    I'm using rational thought, you're cherrypicking the bible to make up this "true view" of god.

    WAKE THE FUCK UP.

  • @BeyondSight you sir, are the one who needs to wake the fuck up.

    the dark ages were dark ages because PEOPLE used religion to control other people. people do that now WITHOUT religion. it is a flaw of man, which religion tries to rid of. you would know that had you read it, but you havent. you only know what other people on the internet tell you , so that you and your atheist cronies can feel like you are the smart ones, you are just searching to win a made up debate. you guys call it "logic"

  • @correll28 No, religion doesn't. And Jesus in your own bible spoke against organized religion.

    "Flaw of man" you speak as if people can't change or evolve, or that things can't get better.

    Are you fucking kidding me?  I think for myself jackass. I HAVE in fact read most of the bible.

    Me "I have read the bible"

    You "Uh h, no you haven't!"

    Me "Are you fucking serious? Yes I have."

    Dude, I've been atheist for about 2 years now, the internet doesn't decide who I am.

  • @correll28

    And also, I have a genius IQ, so yes, I AM a smart one.

    God contradicts himself. You can't even answer a simple question such as, Why did God hold Adam and Eve responsible for being mislead by the snake? They were children, being directed by two gods to them.

    That's basically two of your bosses telling you to do two different things.

    Do you know what logic is you fucking idiot? 1 + 1 = 2, correct? Yes, it does.

    That is logic.

    Don't misapply it.

  • @correll28 You have a sad understanding of life if you think...

    "The idea of god and heaven where everyone bad gets punished" + No evidence = Reason to believe

    I need to pull my head out of my ass?

    Dude, you believe in a fucking invisible wizard in the sky that tells fathers to murder their children, and yet claims to be merciful, kind, and all loving.

    I could easily claim there's a unicorn in my closet, but you can't see it because it's invisible, but it'll swoop in and save your life.

  • @BeyondSight i dont have a bad understanding of life. i just know douche bags when i see them. claiming you know so much more about life than theists is the same, maybe even worse than the things you claim is so bad about theists. it is without basis and flat out dumb.

  • @correll28

    Shut the fuck up, I claim to understand more than you do about what I study.

    You theists are happy not understanding the world around with you, just saying "god dun it"

    Fuck that.

    I actually study life, science.

    The only reason I don't reject religion completely is because it's disprovable.

    But you know what? I can't disprove that you have a unicorn under your bed either.

    again fuck you.

    "without basis?" Seriously? You're arguing for god and YOU are saying I don't have a base?

  • @BeyondSight point a...you dont know that. i actually study many different things and question everything. and point b....yeah u mad

  • @BeyondSight Alright, what is the point of your ranting? You know you're making yourself look like a raving psycho on here, right? You sound like some sort of atheist evangelist. Here's an example: "You're arguing for god and YOU are saying I don't have a base?" Nice ad hominem, there. I'm atheist, and people like you are the reason I don't associate with many other atheists. You are ignorant, and you're arrogant, and this is obvious to any reasonable person, theist or atheist.

  • @correll28

    Now lets get this straight,

    You're claiming there's an invisible wizard in the sky, I'm asking for proof/evidence which you CANNOT provide, you don't have any, I tell you you're full of shit, and I'M THE ONE WITH MY HEAD UP MY ASS?

    The MOST RELIGIOUS states have the LOWEST AVERAGE IQ and the HIGHEST violent crime rates.

    While the LEAST RELIGIOUS states have the HIGHEST AVERAGE IQ and the LOWEST violent crime rate.

  • @correll28

    Also, atheists make up more than 70% of our scientists and less than %1 of our prison population.

    So quite frankly, us "atheist cronies" have a better standard of living, we solve problems better, we're smarter, make better decisions, have BETTER MORALS, COMMIT LESS CRIME, and you're acting as if we're evil.

    And now you act as if questioning your belief is "wrong" or sacrilegious.

    Fuck you and your god, we're better without. I certainly am, he was never there for me.

  • @BeyondSight well those stats dont really accurately back up your claims. the majority of prison inmates find religion IN jail.

    im not acting as if youre evil at all. all im doing is pointing out the fact that atheists have the biggest cult on the internet. you all make eachother feel smart and part of something, without knowing anything about thereligion you bash.

    its fine that you have reasons not to believe, but you go about it the wrong way whilst being ignorant. im not saying it is ...

  • @BeyondSight I don't mind any atheism, I am one my self. I just hate snooty, pseudo-elitest, and evangelical atheists.

  • @correll28

    Here's the thing, you prick. I'm not ignorant. I lived that life for at LEAST 18 years.

    I'm not at all ignorant of it, I know what I bash, I lived in that life. I lived in that oppressive household, I went to church several times a week, youth groups, youth camps.

    I even sang and jumped in prayer.

    And how embarrassed do you think I am to admit that shit? I was fucking manipulated by religion, brainwashed by my parents to accept it.

    I figured it out, it IS NOT rEAL

  • he's there for you even if you dont believe

  • @correll28

    lol so is the boogeyman so you better check below you bed before you go to sleep.

  • @GuyEpicFail dont get me started with that straw man argument. youre just like the rest of them. not happy with life, blame God, read science on the internet to make yourself feel smarter

  • @correll28

    How is the boogeyman any less real than god? both have historical significance and a cult of believers and cannot be disproven.

  • @GuyEpicFail is "cult of believers" youre way of saying children? if so, id agree with that. God on the other hand, is something people choose to follow based on what they know about Him. you guys obv dont know much. youre stuck on this whole premise of God not being believable by science. equating lack of a creator and source of human spirituality with science is totally ridiculous to do. id venture a guess to say that even if there was unmistakable evidence there was God on earth.....

  • @correll28

    >>God on the other hand, is something people choose to follow based on what they know about Him

    Usually not the case, in the muslim faith apostasy is punishable by death

    In America, many people get disowned if they do not follow their parents religion

    And many children are told from birth that they are of the ____ religion.

    I never equated anything with science, not sure how you extrapolated such from 3 sentences, none of which contain a single reference to science.

  • @correll28

    And if there was incontrovertible proof of a god on earth, I would be glad. This would bring humanity together, under a holy framework of absolute morals, and end the strife based on religion. Unfortunately such proof does not exist and so any argument based not on fact is useless in my opinion. This is not based on "science", this is based on LOGIC.

  • ....that he wouldn't play by our laws of physics. so putting two and two together through "logic" (as you members of your own little atheist cult put it...and you certainly are a cult in your own right) isn't logic at all, it doesn't make the slightest bit of sense. obviously, you feel cheated and blame God, using the excuse of science and justify it to yourself as if you know more than other people. in reality, youre just as dumb as children who believe in the boogeyman. you will find peace tho

  • @correll28

    I am not an atheist, but rather an agnostic. I do not deny that anything that you could come up with could be remotely possible.

    definition of cult from dictionaryDOTcom: a particular system of religious worship, especially with reference to its rites and ceremonies

    Pray tell, who do athiests worship? what rites and ceremonies correspond with this one belief about god which may not necessary correspond to any historical, geographical, or ethnical categories?

  • @correll28

    so you think it makes the slightest bit of sense to conjure up a thing who doesn't obey the laws of physics, with not a whit of proof that such a thing exists, in direct violation of every observable phenomena in the universe?

  • Dammit bill, stop making christians look dumber an most people already think we are

  • WHO PUT THE GOD THERE, BILL????

  • silly billy

  • Title: "Bill O'Reilly Teaches Kids About Science"

    Me: Oh, this is going to be good!

  • Anyone who's ever played DOOM knows that Mars has moons, i.e., every kid from the 1990's.

  • @ThisOneGoes211 PHOBOS LABS

  • Y U NO GIANT IMPACT HYPOTHESIS?

  • Mars has no moons. I never knew that.

  • @NelbiumBK201 You thought it had 2, didn't you? So did I, but O'reilley set me straight!

  • Hehe. True

  • A meteorite crashed against the Earth and a huge chunk of the planet flew of and became the moon. I know this shit and I'm in seventh grade.

  • @tmaster1313 Not necessarily. That is a common explanation but there are several other and we can't rule out everything.

  • @tmaster1313 actually it was the planet Thea that collided with earth and the matter that came from the earth started spinning and in just a week the moon was created

  • but i think i know....so cute!

  • Mars has two moons. Oh, Bill, science is for smart people!

  • @ErieMarkus True, and as far as I know, we also share the same sun...poor Bill

  • Hey Eric! Bill has a Harvard law degree, Marist journalist degree, was an abc correspondant, well known l-local news man pre factor days and started from a working class family into a person earning 10 mil annually.

    If you read any of his literature or occasionally watch his show; you would know he is very smart, respected figure at FNC and FBN.

    PS. that also includes libertarians like Judge Napolitano.

  • @ErieMarkus ^ Same!

  • I think Bill was designed in a secret lab in the year 2022 and sent back in time to piss me the fuck off.

  • Im stupid. Therefore; God.

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  • howd the moon get there....howd it get there

  • Mars has two moons, Bill.

  • WE HEARD YOU THE FIRST 500 TIMES BILL. ANd ITS SOMETHING CALLED THE BIG BANG!

  • asking why Venus doesn't have a moon is like asking me why i don't have an apple in my hand right now, because it just doesn't.

  • we dont know hw big the universe is so each planet is diff this 1 happened to substain life after a process of billions of years or even infinite amount of years

  • @13Xanadu If you can't tell that that is the whole point of the video and not worth commenting on you're just as idiotic.

  • hahah 0:53

    but good god bill. is this really how you get your own show- by relentless and senseless chatter? "let me just keep asking the same question over and over so no one else can speak and make it seem highly unfeasible for any of this bullshit science to happen. ONLY GOD COULD MAKE THE TIDES COME IN AND OUT WITH HIS MAGIC WAND. DER"

    pick up a fucking book you moron, and I'm not talking about your bible