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  • I saw a big mountain of moon rocks outside the steel mill. They call them the slag heaps.

  • hey sunshine, you're certainly one pathetic pessimist aren't you?

  • @BT3701 have a nice weekend :)

  • I wish this program was on TV it has more truth than the news.

  • This guy tells the brutal truth, nice. ALso, the air guitar made a few sheeple happy

  • FKNNEWZ is the shit, keep making vids bro i support you!

  • youve never posted any facts . what I do is comedy half truth , so why do you give a fuk..you seem a little intense, dont you have clever things to do. I like making video and expressing myself ,your free to express yourself er maybe you could do it somehwere else. Many comments - and + are here for all to see.

  • WOW are you serious??? You should prepare the fact that we are in a cooling period. Not warming. You should prepare the fact that the scientists all lied about global warming. You should prepare the facts that we are in Iraq for oil and money. Or that we are in Afghanistan for natural gas... Or maybe you should prepare the fact that the economy is in the shitter due to the banks. But yet we pay their fuck ups. What facts those facts???? Did you prepare those facts??? I don't think so...

  • @Please add some facts. i dare you you state facts like moon landing is a lie, the jewish banks of berlin funded hitler and 911's a lie. please release these facts as i dont want to have kids in a world where lies and spews run rampant

  • gotta disagree with ya bout climate change there deek. ur spot on everywhere else tho.

  • FKN DEAK,, doesent it seem strange 2 live on a contenent that can more than suport us and still be killing all over the world 4 greedy buisnes. and we are all on board! complatency is a form of support, the best cind for gready bizzness. well the usa is shuting doun the consumer econamy thats ben created will fall easaly and every one will be totaly dependent on the gove. gov totaly amended out your rights we are all done,,lol hail the north american contanent,

  • sweet. Make more man.

  • Awesome Work! We resemble that remark..sad to say.

    Thanks for summing it up.

  • 0:16-0:19

    hahahaha.

    "welcome to the fucking news!'

    ahhaahhahahaa!

    :D

  • Excellent vid, just the background music makes it a bit hard to understand for non-native speakers like me.

  • That's some good shit and I'm an American so I know good shit when I see it.

  • great show and much info. thanks!

    hey why not promote some of the weapons peons have at their disposal...like how to BOYCOTT!

    or why not dissect the many costs/taxes inherently found in each gallon of gas. Now why would a government want to lose that through a green movement? fivestars!

  • It's called Love and understanding, it's a human thing. God Loves you and so do I :)

  • Wow that's whats in your head. Love to you I hope you find your self and get real.

  • Brother or sister as the case may be, you obviously have no idea whatsoever what is really happening in the world today, or you wouldn't say that. Your liberty is at stake, your freedom and that of your kids. We are all one god, you need to get some proper education.

  • he's right on man if you research somethings for yourself and stop having your opinions fed to you by the macdonalds media, you might realise that.

  • hate to tell you, but we are not all that informative about the universe. Thinking you already understand the laws of physics when we are not allowed off this planet is a bit unimaginative. We have information to make FREE energy systems. As in to create energy. Still can't destroy energy, but we can create it..

  • WHERES THE VIDEO GONE?

  • Illarious , i didnt expect that , I nearly felt off the chair .

    The planet's fine but you're fucked.

    Aaaamen.

  • You don't know what you are talking about. What fundamental laws of physics? The conservation of energy? That's just stupid.

  • As we all may know everything that is happening such as the financial crisis, is there to control us. Debt is how they do it. So if you can get rid of your credit card debt or if you are starting out in life, don't get any, EVER!!!

    LIVE ON CASH even if you want something badly, just save for it.

  • Hey people sure fire way to start fixing the economy- understand the trickle up effect, shop local, explain inflation and who has been benefiting, make new local currencies that are goods/services backed- and refuse to trade them for fiat money. The federal reserve is privately owned- so why not make community cash?

  • "Now for the weather, the planet's fine but you're fucked!"

    Love it

  • Brilliant!

  • Genius.

  • knut made love to kissinger back in the days also.

  • Damn. Nothing more to say to this. Awesome.

  • We should not be afraid of our government, Our government should be afraid of us. We should revolt. The problem is the sheeple outnumber the freedom fighters. Therefore real people will continue to get hurt. The end is nigh!

  • Haha! He's absolutely right. The citizens are being raped. Government is enslaving us. We live in a f@ckin blackhole! It makes me so angry! Cars are plague on the planet! F@ck you Uncle Sam!

  • Not cars, but the people that suppress free energy innovations that would replace the oil industry, and free the people from paying for electricity, thus releasing the economic grip on those people. Cars are perfectly capable to be driven on H2O. No oil needed.

  • I don't care if cars can be driven on feces. No matter what they run on they take up too much space and you would still have drunk drivers. So running on H20 doesn't hold much water(no pun intended).

  • Dont shop

  • You know what pisses me off about this food crisis. It truly is artificial. America is the world's bread basket. We grow so much food it's crazy. Now on top of that farmers are always forced by certain corporations and gov't agencies to let a large majority of their crops rise as too much on the market will be bad for the economy apparently. There is enough food to feed all 6.7 billion people for 2,000 yrs.

  • no one should be starving!

  • Lovely!!!

  • It's like George Carlin got younger and didn't did or something...

  • Every clip this guy does is just genius......respect....

  • This is fucking brilliant :) Subscribed.

  • Yeah he's pretty good.

  • this has got to be one of the best clips on youtube......itsworth 500 stars.....

  • pesants lol. this guy is the fucken best. bullshit haha. free market, freedom for all, bla bla, bullshit lol its what i always say. the only business who rip people off r the ones who lose money cause of shipping. am with u on the banker familie. HOW many times did he say bullshit in this vid??? lol.true climate change, its natural. globle warming happened 3 times or 2 times and no cars where around millions of yrs ago its normal man. wtf is the dance about at the end?? lol.

  • fknawesome

  • hater

  • fucken awesome..and thast no bullshit

  • fucking hell yeah

  • There was a "real news" story,here in Southern California,about how many stores charge more money for things in poor neighbourhoods than they do in rich neighbourhoods,because;there's "a fortune to be made off of poor people".

  • brilliant !

  • Wow! Wish I'd found you earlier!

    You sound JUST like me... BEFORE my coffee!

  • I'm directing to your channel all of the George Carlin worshipers who think that intelligent cynicism died with him. It would be better if they formed their own opinions rather than waiting for folks like you to state the obvious, but what can you do.

  • thanks for the support p717 ,cynicism needs all the help it can get , dont want blind optimism getting carried away lol

  • @fknnewz You tell em my friend,at least you are genuine.

    PS= move to Australia whilst you have the chance.

  • jump on board the with the pagan roman catholics

  • Long live the FKN News!!!

  • GOD ALMIGHTY!!

    WHata genius.

    "The planet is fine, but you are fucked.."

    awesome! How does he come up with it...

    I just wish he would not use the fucking tin can with a string as a mike. Horrible echo. :(

  • I'll second that. I've been watching for about a year, and I wish he'd either buy a decent mike or stop recording the thing in a tin shed.

  • A donation would be more effective than whining.

  • Hey dude , if you were not swearing that much and dressed in sackcloth I would have thought you are one of 2 end time witnesses described in the Bible :)

  • Revenge will be sooooooo sweet when these scumbag zionists and their Reptilian masters burn in hell.

  • The NWO like many of us don't believe in Hell.

    That is why they are doing their Damnedest to create one on Earth.

  • Bohemian Grove...look it up.

  • Yes i have a nice picture(authentic) of it as my

    Channel background. Note the Big Owl, and the Fake Lord Jesus face's appearing in the tree trunks!

  • Then we need to create something similar and throw them inside and watch them burn.

  • 'When the bullshit runs out some people may begin to think for themselves'

    Amen

  • this is the funniest site here lmfao everytime,global shortage of bullshit they have to swallow.lmfao

  • Jion The RON PAUL REVOLUTION..

  • I'd LOVE to see an effort to try to give Paul the nomination at the convention! The 'hacks' in the party need their teeth kicked in!

  • Right on Bro..

  • "synthetic bullshit, a new form of bullshit made in an industrial process called, lying" vs "naturally occuring bullshit": GENIUS!

    "hardon tax" ! Spot on!

    And we could be using superyielding Hemp fuel and plastics all along...

  • lmao genius,dude

  • FKN news rocks

  • bwahahaha, u guys are awesome this is some best shit on youtube I love it , lol

  • sweet

  • FKN brilliant; inspired, mate, great stuff.

  • Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck! Retard.

  • Hey, where's the latest newzkast? It's been 2 weeks. Is he on vacation or something?

  • I enjoyed this! Great satire!

    Win

  • FUCK WORDS!

  • F--K FREEMASONS AND ZIONISM.

  • FINALLY SOMEONE HAS IT CORRECT.

  • good illuminati news. yes, everybody's fucked and the banksters love it. but what happens when they make the planet so toxic that even they can't survive on it's poisoned surface?

  • They get sucked up by the space ship and leave us here to rot -- and laugh! Hahaha!

    [/light humor]

    Actually, I don't think that they think about stuff like this that often. Hurts their remaining brain cells after all that partying..and drugs.

  • Bald Scottish man tell many truths.

    Gas from much bullshit fuel climate change.

  • America really is great.

  • this bloke looks like an estate agent

  • The Protocols of the Elders of Zion and the Zionists are to blame.

  • i like to think were all responsible

  • Good point. In the end that is very true. We must take action, and we are not.

  • I think you're spot on Deek, but your news can be a it much for people to take on board.

    As for people who think Deek should shut up, I say the internet is a great place for EVERYONE to air the views. You don't have to listen though, so if you don't like what the man says, post a comment putting you view then tune out!

    Keep up the good work Deek!

  • Nooo *swats at the haters*...I hope he never stops, the FKN news is one of the few things I look forward to as an activist/news blogger! Deek's brilliant!

  • lol much more interesting that the normal news

  • I must say the news are especially full of bullshit his week! Keep it coming! We like it! We swallow it and demand for more!

  • thnxs Deek

  • When the rain falls from the sky

    not even the grass knows why - Bon Haulk

  • Ok, whatever that means...your point?

  • MILITARY MEDICAL PETRO CHEMICAL PHARMACEUTICAL NUTRIENT CARTEL ... i had to have forgotten something.. what is it ..oh yea BULLSHIT , their not so new but best selling product as of late.

    Great work as usual. i'd say have a nice weekend but you're so far away from me i don't have to give a fuk about you.. get my pot pie in the oven bitch ..sorry, i was yelling at my girl, lazy cunt. right on, c ya.

  • wow ranked 12 in usa and 16th favorited usa

    thats highest so far for u deek probly.

  • Much more informative than the the BBC;

    (British Bullshit Corporation)

  • Brilliant! Are we allowed to put this on other channels?

  • Really funny and informative.

  • dude the burger was delicius

  • Awesome. Ron Paul supporters and 9/11 Truthers are sure tired of the bullshit.

    See you in DC on July 17th.

  • Right on brotha!

    Take to your guns!

    We can't trust this fucking corporate government ANY MORE

  • Have a nice weekend!!

  • Excellent. 5 stars.

  • fkn sweet.

  • eat the shit....gobble it right up mmmyummm mmmmyummm mmmmyuyymmmm

  • A time capsule has just bin discovered!

    It's not from the past but from the future.

    It's a file (the fkn news....?

  • Deek, you sofa king rock the house. This it the best one in awhile, I think the leak in your roof had you mellowed for a bit. Welcome back!!

  • Possibly your best video yet!

  • This guy cracks me up

  • FKN NEWZ ROCKS!!

  • Thanks Deek! And slaves! Stay heavily caffeinated, well hydrated and emotionally detached. Have a nice weekend!

  • Islam is the solution.

  • Jesus is the answer

  • is the question ? What's the name of the imaginary son of god who fucking morons will still be following thousands of years after his fake birth to the detriment of the whole planet and why do they think, in the face of all the evidence, that this belief will help you in your short life here on this planet ?

    God sake neebor there is no god and your wasting your time and if you've kids and telling them this shit, your abusing them and boring me to fucking death

  • Bob, Lets see who's side is more logical.If you are right,then we both die and thats it for both of us. At the very least we tried to live good lives. If you are wrong (and you are), I get to live in eternity forever in love and peace with Jesus Christ. You are cast into the lake of fire burning,weeping and gnashing of teeth for eternity. You will be amazed at how many atheist turn to God on their death bed with this thought. When a man rejects or denies he even has a soul, HE IS DEAD ALREADY

  • it's your ego that requires your need for a god. Are you a Communist ? Why would you want some supreme being to rule over you for ever ?Not only a communist but a nazi as well. you've just said that i'm dead already because i dont think like you, mmm your not doing to well. The truth is anyone with a religious belief is an ego maniac who wants others to do as they say and are prepared to kill you if you dont. Plus millions lived before jesus are they in hell or is there mumbo jumbo to cover that

  • Part 1:Jesus HATED religion and so do I. It was never about religion with Jesus, it was about love. It was man who turn Christ's love into a religion. Religion=Slavery. Jesus was a revolutionist. He REBUKED the religious leaders of his day for using the house of God to pad their pockets from the poor all in the NAME OF RELIGION. He called them hyprcrites! He got pissed off at these "rich preachers of the day" He overturned their money tables and He cleaned house!

  • Part 2:Sounds alot like what these foolish, money whoring TV preachers are doing today, eh??

    When he returns, he will CLEAN house again and will cast every religion, TV propsarity gospel preacher, and atheist into a torment of hell. BOTH Atheists AND christians have it wrong. IT WAS NEVER ABOUT RELIGION WITH JESUS. I dont even go to church. I ABSOLUTELY refuse to be a slave to ANY religion. Very FEW WILL MAKE IT TO HEAVEN.

  • Part 3: Unfortunelty, alot of so-called christians will not make it because they confuse Gods love with a man made religion of slavery. I have a beautiful relationship with my God who is love. That is TOTAL opposite of being a communist or a nazi and being "religious"

    If you are right and there is no God, I HAVE ZERO CHANCE OF SUFFERING.

    If I am right and he does exist, I still have ZERO chance of suffering while you have a 50% chance. Logically, do you REALLY want to take that chance?

  • Part 4: Think about that. You will be amazed how this very thought haunts atheists on their very own death beds and many of them turned to Christ with their last breath excaping an eternity of TORMENT.

    Bob, remember this if you dont remember anything else: There will be NO SUCH THING AS ATHEISM WHEN YOU DIE.

    Religion is for the WEAKED-MINDED for those who likes to be a slave, MOST ARE HELL-BOUND. Atheism is for FOOLS.

  • for a man with a name like truthseeker you seem to offer opinion not fact. Admit it, your scared of death and have invented some kind of comfort blanket to keep you safe. Me i stand on the earth,flying thru space at 6000 miles an hour and laugh in the face of the future.

    As a great Zen master once asked

    A man holding a leaf between his teeth up a tree, if he lets go he falls to his death, but under him is a man asking a question,if he doesn't answer he will die, what should he do ?

  • Facts based on the word of God. Scared of hell, yes, (who wouldnt be?)but not scared of death because Jesus, YOUR CREATOR, conquered death when he rose again. No, God is NOT something I invented, but he is my comforter from hell in which you will find NO COMFORT. Your ego and arrogance will spot you a court date on judgment day when you bow and confess Jesus Lord before being cast out into torment. You wont being laughing at the face of your future then. How small you become thinking death is it

  • more opinion, i'm afraid.

    As long as you seek for something, you will get the shadow of reality and not reality itself.

    Shunryu Suzuki

  • I no longer seek for God, for I have found him. My name is not a reflection about God, but political and social truth I seek in what the NWO and the bastards who run our governments have planned for us. Whats your take on all this? How do you think all this is gonna play out? I see a war with Iran in August,a major financial collapse and another major terrorist attack. Either way I believe the next few months and years will be rough.

  • Thats where faith comes in. We dont have to see something in front of us to believe its there, only believe the EFFECTS it has on you. I good example is we believe its windy outside, but we can't SEE the wind. However you can see the EFFECTS of the wind by looking at the trees. That how belief and faith in God works

  • No seed ever sees the flower.

  • Bob, you wrote: "As long as you seek for something, you will get the shadow of reality and not reality itself"

    Yes, I agree with this and thats the way it is when you are seeking for God, but once you FOUND God, this no longer applies. I found him because he lives within me.

    You wrote,"No seed ever sees the flower" Thats because it BECOMES the flower. This is a picture of our seed of faith in him that becomes sight when I see him face to face in eternity. Beautiful, absolutly beautiful.

  • News flash! `God' is always made in the image of man and exists within the constructs of capitalism. God is never going to be seen within your constructs as you live within a world of delusion and lies. A man like yourself at age 75 is only a few months old spiritually. Your whole life is a distraction lived in selfishness and denial within what you described as organised religion. God certainly doesn't live within you and most certainly lives without you!

  • WRONG! Man is made in the image of God, NOT MAN! It was NEVER about religion with God, it was always about LOVE. It was man in his twisted, selfish mind that turned GOD into a "religion". IT WAS NEVER ABOUT RELIGION. GOD HATES BOTH RELIGION and ATHEISM. Both christians and atheists have it all wrong. Religion is for the weak-minded, atheism is for FOOLS!

  • You sir are a complete self-contradicting fool. You claim to know God then claim he hates religion (isn't your belief a religion of sorts?) You are an arrogant fool to claim epistemic and ontological truth above all others. Why don't you be quiet and play with your toys?

  • No, my belief has NOTHING to do with religion.I am against religion of any kind, so was Jesus.He came to STOP religion, not to start one! It was man who turned God into a religion, not God.Organized religion is responsible for LOTS OF bloodshed over thousands of years and man did it in the name of God.This is so opposite of who God really is,WHO IS LOVE.Belief in God has NOTHING to do with being religious, only man wants you to believe that.Religion is for the weak-minded, atheism is for FOOLS.

  • Grow-up and put the pacifier back in your mouth. "The Fool says in his heart, there is no God"

    ---God

    God says YOU are the fool. Now go play in traffic!

  • I don't know what to tell you. I don't think you'll ever change, and why should you? Being a petty religious idiot is working for you.

  • How can I be a "religious idiot" when I don't even believe in religion myself? Religion equals slavery and are for the weak minded. God is about FREEDOM, not being religions. Only MAN wants you to believe that organized religion has anything to do with God. Belief in God does not necessarly mean you are religious; only man wants you to believe that! If anyone does, they are a fool! Please learn the differences!

  • If i were to say your an egomaniac with a belief in the superstitious; a turd with a sense of self-importance far out-with reality, would i be wrong ?

    Someone who thinks something and then assumes we should all think like this is not clear in their own mind and has the brain of a child. You can say anything you like but you will always be saying other mens words. You can't think for yourself and as such are no use to anyone bar the NWO dudes who like the people neutered and complicit

  • You wrote: "If i were to say your an egomaniac with a belief in the superstitious; a turd with a sense of self-importance far out-with reality, would i be wrong ? Answer: Of course you would be wrong. You are the type of atheist degenerate who would be the first in line to be microchipped for the false illision you will be safer and to eat. Let me assure you of one thing: My mind is VERY clear because I use God's words, not the words of babbling religious nuts on TV and atheist fools like you.

  • Mmmm, gods words, where did you hear them ? Did he appear and spake unto you ?You keep saying i'm an atheist and a fool yet you speak to and can hear god, sounds to me like schizophrenia. I'm no doctor, but when your speaking gods words it means your mad.

    Your a communist who needs a supreme leader for all eternity, somebody to think for you,decide for you, lay rules down for you and your saying i'd be first in line,jeez man George Bush believes in god,the pope speaks to him and your one of them

  • Both Bush and the Pope and millions of other christians are "slaves to religion" Christ taught us how to be free FROM religion by being free in our belief in his existence and that belief must be seperate from the slavery of religion that MAN (like the pope, other church leaders)has imposed on mankind. Once you break free from man's communists ways of religion, you become free in God and free from communism.

  • What your saying is like a bunch of lads down the park playing football saying they aren't playing football because they don't play for Manchester UTD.

    You have nothing but your belief and as such, lack any credibility.

  • Show me ANY communist leader who showed LOVE, FORGIVENESS and took care of his people. You can't because such people do not understand such concepts instead these leaders make their people into slaves. THIS IS OPPOSITE OF GOD WHO IS LOVE, separate and apart from religion and control,something you have no ideal about or anything your puny mind can comprehend. Now go ahead, show me a communist leader that showed nothing but love to his people and his country.....thought so, now go play in traffic.

  • How about all the democratic dictators backed by the USA? Oh wait, democratic dictator?? Why don't you actually research communist leaders before making stupid comments about them?

  • Man, we got too many idiots like you on Youtube. GROW THE HELL UP! Dont comment unless you have something logical to say. Comparing Gods love to a communist ...and actually sticking up to these idiotic leaders who are nothing but control freaks OVER LOVE! Give me a break! Stop your babbling, SHUT YOUR POT SMOKING MOUTH,put your thumb back in your mouth and go play in heavy traffic!!!!!

  • your not a nice person are you ? quite rude and unloving . you talk of love yet you want me to be hit by a car.

    you sir, are what's known round these parts as a horses arse

  • Love is one thing, but that doesn't mean we have to put up with babbling nonsense from atheist fools like you. Even Jesus called the religious leaders of his day "hypocrites" and those who said there is no God, "fools" after he tried to show them love, and yet spit in his face. You can exploit religion and atheism, but you cant exploit love and faith, two things that go WAY BEYOND what your puny mind can comprehend. How SMALL you have become! You as bad as those religious nut cases on TV.

  • What the Fuck is your fixation with Jesus? There's plenty Joiners in the Yellow pages.

  • Get rid of both atheism and religion, read the bible and you will find out.

  • Unfortunately, many of them have not ears to hear, as they are clogged with bullshit...

  • The bible is a religious book.

  • Wrong. That's what MAN makes it out to be, not God. The bible teaches us to have a relationship with God, religion enslaves you, God frees you. Please learn the difference. Christ will destroy all religions when he returns along with atheism. It will just be you and him on judgement day. We all need to separate God from religion, it was never about religion, but rather LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS. All these religious fools on TV need to get a life....

  • yawn

  • "truthseeker" man wrote and printed it, god only comes in as a selling point. the urge to believe is the greatest temptation. struggle through that contradiction, and more!

  • So young,explains why you are so ignorant and stupid just like these religious idiots on TV who enslaves you with their religion all the while stealing your money. "If anyone be ignorant, let him be ignorant" 1 Corinthians 14:38. Now go away and play in traffic, young punks like you give God and me a headache.Now GO!

  • oooo very christian! such an egoistic mantra too! you and god, both getting headaches ay? do you play golf together on Thursdays? Did he buy you a lovely tie? That sort of self belief as a divinity could get you an invite to a Tom Cruise wedding.

  • The fact that I am a Christian does not give me the right to put up with stupidity and idiotic remarks such as yours. Even Jesus did not put up with the religious and unbelieving idiots of his day. Neither will I, with you.

  • never said it did. unbelieving in what? god is everything right? so why would reading a book repeatedly and listening to others' interpretations of it assist in understanding god when ITS OUT THERE! in a manifold of things.

  • What The Fuck .....OVER...???

  • Suppose that someone observed Jesus two-thousand years ago, and he left this planet, or he went to sleep for two-thousand years an returned today to look for the followers of Jesus, who would he find? Who would he recognize? Christians? I conclude with just this food for thought: the Bible says very clearly that Jesus used to fast. Do Christians fast? Muslims fast; it is obligatory on month every year.

  • Yes, as a Christian I do fast from time to time, but Jesus did not give us any specifics on long or how frequent. That is up to the individual and his Holy Spirit. There are people who fast more then me, people who fast less then me. The person who fast more then the other is not any more spiritual then the person who is fasting less then him. Nobody has the right to judge people who fast less then them. The point of fasting is to get closer to God, regardless how often you do it, just do it.

  • can u please fast for 365 days.....do it for jesus.....or just kill urself now and join him in hell....

  • You can't fast for more then 40 days. Otherwise the body starts to feed on itself. This is from a medical viewpoint. God does not expect us to fast more then this. Most people only fast 1 day, 3 days, a week,10 days or 2 weeks. Your sarcasm gives me a headache

  • If you don't eat you shit. If you don't shit you die