911 Call : I need a Bambalance

[bobbyblueyes6969]

live from atlanta

[impossibleladygaga]

My friend checked out a book with this in it I laughed so hard

[Mariee209]

LOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[edcrabb]

In 1993 I worked for a local Police department. We got a actual copy of the entire call from our 911-dispatch center. It is real, and this is only about 1/4th of the actual call. I don't think people could listen to the entire call without peeing their pants from laughing. It is real, it really did happen to this poor schmuck, and he did get hurt from dog bites, deer bites, and deer hooves. He also had to have rabies shoots. Just not a real smart citizen if ya know what I mean.

[scottthezombieslayer]

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[babyog15]

funny than a bitch

[BreatzBoy]

Hufsmith Kohrville ahahahahah that street is like 10 miles from where i live ahahaha

Reppin H TOWN!

[phatato]

This can't be real.

[19spikez]

@phatato it is mr t said it was in his show

[godkingRoss]

so he fucked his car/truck up, got bit by a deer and then by a dog when he was trying to call for help?

probably not his best night of the year

[christilovett]

Yes this actually happened that's why it's so funny

[cjlovett1]

Sad but this was right down the road from our house.

[griffontalons]

@cjlovett1 you mean this feller really was attacked by a deer? while a dog was bitin him.

[zenshiva]

facts:

1. early to mid 90's

2. real in the sense that it's not a staged hoax

3. possibly fake in the sense in that it's not an actual emergency

4. i want to know the punchline of his joke

[MrIM0RT4LB3AST]

@zenshiva punchline: Who gets the deer? me or the dog.?

[schaeffy]

my parents had a tape of this around 93-94, haven't heard it since then. funny as ever.

[JByrd029]

This was a test on the 911 operators in Cincinnati in the 1970s. Actual call but not a real story

[xNightmarexVampsx]

"What's your name, Sir?"

"Uh, Joe."

XDDDDDD I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING.

[buickgg]

at mu fuckn sta n go

[MrPlayer1up]

I need to make a video of this.

[GaspoOoO]

hahahahahahahahahah

[FightTheCorporations]

The picture of the dog is priceless!

[sandra18097]

HAHAHA god damn that was funny.

[andruh99]

I can't stop laughing! :)

[28switzer]

EPIC love it hahaha!!!

[CastelThe1st]

1:58 LMAO

[Baranski62]

YO!.........Beahhh!

[TimTehPilot]

lmfao why did he put it in the car lololololololol

[2setufree]

Crack me up.

[dancinmike2004]

An abosolute classic!! I read somewhere that this 911 call was placed by a police officer that was pulling a practical joke on the new 911 dispatcher for thier city. (only hear-say)

[jimmyblade92]

bambalance hahahahahhaha

[pawn2501]

motherfucking deer bit me in my neak lol

[dcsrvfan]

Sorry I hit the wrong button. I meant to give this a plus. I havent heard this shit in years. so funny!

[louklou812]

laugh out funny!

[Tink2127]

FUNNY!

[velvetroadkill533]

holy shit thats funny

[scoob75]

this is a classic. I heard it in '92 or '93 when I was still in high school. I have been looking for this forever. thank God for you tube!!

[rjslusherful]

heehee!

[greenhawk46]

ya gotta love it

[ashleykayhigdon]

this shit is funny love it

[Xzonza1]

lol the dog pic

[swmdal]

This was funny when I first heard it...eleven years ago ;-)

[rockinredneck57]

I heard it first in 93 in Altanta!

[Cougar333]

This can't be real... Please tell me this is real...

[virago1776]

it was a prank.

There are other versions but none that I've heard that are anywhere near as funny as this one.

[doldei]

bambalance...an ambulance driven by bam margera...or an ambulance for bambies

[CPklownie]

I need a bambulance!!!

[DropDeadSparrow]

lol vicious dog attack lol

[jbrowning1911]

this guy is just another reason why stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed.

[Gothrock44]

i take offence to that :P

[guitarplayer1243]

haha excactly!

[donnab4real]

flmao

[ordaboy]

what does he say at :29 and what are the names of the streets that hes on?

[donnab4real]

thats it i'm at the mfn, stop n go he says mfn so much, i lost it at the1:03 mark then at the 1:29 mark i needed some oxygen the 1:51 mark omg, this cant be real

[Gothrock44]

but it is real =D

[donnab4real]

you got to be kiddin me is this 4real

[swapsplat]

wow, people are dumb!

[71chevyytruck]

Im at tha phome boof at the mother fuckin stop-n-go. Thats it, Im at the mother fuckin stop-n-go.

[IHatePierre]

"im in tha mudda fuckin' phone booff in da stop n go"

LMFAO HAHAHA

[lilkisser9253]

haha my dad was telling me to look this up. this is so funny!!

[Jarid99]

haha, i am a EMT and Firefighter, we played this in disbatcher class we laughed so hard. the funniest thing is that this was a real 911 call

[farmerfrog]

I heard this about 10 years ago and it never gets old. Funniest thing I've ever heard.

[GohanDBZ]

This is hilarious!

[Howard892]

Im at da muta fuckin stop n go thats it!! In the muta fuckin fone booth and a god damn deer ran into mu car I killed da muta fuckin deer with the muta fuckin dog thats bitten my ass!!! WTF!!!! haha

[jake85mn]

I'm a criminal justice student, and my instructor played this in 911 dispatch class. We were laghing our asses off.

[kelseynickel]

"I need a bambulance!"ROTFL! xD

[CashRlsMe]

The 1st time I heard this was on the radio and I had to pull over so I wouldn't have an accidient and the cusing was bleeped out.... Its even funnier with the cussing funny shit

[AngusYoung16T]

And the dog won't even let me outta the phone booth, 'cause he wants the deer! Now who gets the deer - me or the dog?

[danielf86]

LOL LMAO OMG!! HAHAHA THat's great!

[startoy123]

AWESOME!

[behim0th]

uhm maybe he didnt mean to spell it right lol...sometimes ill shorten words or spell them how they sound cutting out half the letters

[goddessofheruniverse]

you did that thing in the beggining cus thats the funniest part and you know people are gonna rewind it lol a bambalance BAH!

[Gothrock44]

w/e im glad

[jen832]

wtf. hahaha funny shit

[Gothrock44]

dude wtf its my video so spell could right or stop talking xD

[Gothrock44]

ITS COULD!!!!!!!! OMG

[AngusYoung16T]

I do agree that it is could, but you DID spell "capture" like c-a-p-u-t-e-r-d in the video description. No biggey. :P

[AnimaSeverem]

It's a prank call, man.

[Gothrock44]

dude this is real and its hilarious!

[AnimaSeverem]

Ah. I was referring to the guy below who's all serious business. And watgin, it's could, not cud. Cud is what cows spit up and eat again.

[Gothrock44]

o lol

[bigroy38]

bro!first heard this in Dallas in'92.Almost drove off a bridge.Thnks a million for posting!!

[neviander]

LMAO!