Carlsberg wants your England team talk

[arvas111]

I'm not even english, but this gave me goosebumbs. Good luck at next tournament :)

[MYAMERICANPSYCHO]

Maybe England should stop talking and start practicing. Action speaks louder than words.

[tenseman08]

well that went well

[Wickey132]

These team talks worked :)

[PancakeRoll]

0:47 "what you do today, will never be forgotten..." Ha, you're damn right it won't.

4-1, England's biggest defeat in world cup history. You have to laugh really (at Carlsberg's excessive attempts at English patriotism, if anything else).

[ChokeFries]

well fuck this! we're out :L hahahahahhaah

[shittersboi]

its not even a english beer its danish

[ugforthewin]

come on England! !

[toedster]

What's with all this 'we'. It's just 11 men, not women, and certainly not the rest of the nation of humanity. Bunch of overpaid ball-kickers, and fans taking pleasure through association with the achievements of said 11 men. Bringing humanity together? Yes, whilst divided along national lines so as to fuel the continued internecine warfare conducted on all fronts. We are one in division. Yeah! Fcuk that.

[BlueNose1690i]

lol england have no chance , its funny to see these kind of adverts

[tommyduncan12]

England, you bring us... Rain.

[LondonCanary]

Lol @ all the bitter Scots with a chip on their shoulder. You jocks haven't got a leg to stand on when it comes to taking the piss out of our national team, sure we might bottle it yet again in this summers world cup like we normally do but we'll still make the most of the highs and lows which come with the world cup, something you wouldn't understand as your national team is just an embarrassment, so do yaself a favor and crawl back under that rock u came from.

[Balno]

this advert is well cheesy.

[Long23]

Carlsberg - danish beer. Nuff said.

[Mcfudgeman]

"England, you bring us..... disappointment, again."

[VinylJunkie55]

[ppopio

You can't give a baby booze..........

Now search youtube for

"ENGLAND (The Thinking Man's World Cup Song 2010)"

mbrrg

[Toebex]

I would say, football is the most pointless sport in the world

[bahnanno1]

@Toebex i would say you are missing on life

[utterutternutter]

@Toebex

Don't watch it then?

[sammytgers08]

@NorthEndSoul I am a gers fan u tosser

[TheFootball454]

What a stupid idea the players will take no notice and just be like what are you doing here

[QuiffPilchard]

If only they could score on the pitch as well as off.

[kidRyder]

..Englad still ain't going to win anything lol

[TheWhupper]

What a load of sheeeite. Football is a load of bollix.

[WuuuTxMoDDeRzZ]

wow, its just a game, calm down.

[georgejacksonio]

haha all the scots with a chip on their shoulders

[InspClewless]

I support any british international side. I don't see why people are insulting Scotland and England. It's a shame only 1 home nation reached South Africa but let's all support the English lads now they have!!!! COME ON ENGLAND!!!!!

[zellmeister]

Wow, I love how the world cup's supposed to bring everyone together, and yet we still have this stupid argument flying around. Remember 1998? I still wanted Scotland to get somewhere, because they're a British side, and it was a shame when they went out. It's a shame they didn't make it this time because it might've helped stop this ABE thing. Oh well, here's to a really good summer!

[ENGLANDforWC2010]

The Chelsea and rangers fans get on pretty well actually. I'm glad they wrecked the shithole Manchester lol.

[sammytgers08]

Glasgow rangers champions

up the tims

[ENGLANDforWC2010]

Shouldn't you be on a Celtic video spouting your bigoted sectarian drivel, or perhaps on a Scottish independence video spamming the comments section on how much you hate us English, instead of stalking me?

[hubbaandbubba1]

SCOTLAND SCOTLAND SCOTLAND SCOTLAND SCOTLAND SCOTLAND SCOTLAND SCOTLAND SCOTLAND SCOTLAND SCOTLAND SCOTLAND SCOTLAND SCOTLAND SCOTLAND SCOTLAND SCOTLAND!!! £%$& YOU england.

[sammytgers08]

I am scotish but I am proud to support england for their world cup journey

Come on England

3 lions

[ENGLANDforWC2010]

Thanks sammytgers08, we know all you Scots don't hate us English. Up the Gers.

[ENGLANDforWC2010]

You have a serious inferiority complex my friend, do you spend your whole day getting drunk and thinking about us English.

[scatmando]

Ive just thrown up.

[scatmando]

I would say remember Wembley 77 when all those drunken jocks stole our pitch and goalposts, remember when you couldnt find an England top or fan in your capital city, you stayed at home.... shiting yourselves about all those outrageous Scots peeing in our Capital shitty city. And then at the game Brian Moore would say ''It really is a case of spot the English fan''. In other words it twas us Jocks who made you soft English pricks more patriotic for you own good. ABE Anyone But England 2010.

[Awkkey]

@scatmando nice racism online, you are so tough

[DCTheGuitarist]

"If you fucking lose to the USA you're all gonna be neutered"

[aaron11892]

lol football how boring

[minispandex]

Right lads we don't stand a chance cos we're shit, so let's go the pub and get rat arsed!

[JohnJoe07]

twats

[elsewho]

my team talk would be, lads you have been through thick and thin, through bad times and the good but know here you are all together, rio, asley ,james, terry.actually hold on a minute where is terry and more importantly where are you wifes.

[scatmando]

Frankie Boyle,,,,,, look out. lol

[TomBowenHall]

We need more holagans

[mmtot]

Stop worshipping gladiatorial diversions and be a real voice for freedom and justice in your community . Expose the New World Order global crime syndicate and the forces controlling your life . Stop worshipping Sports and celebrities you brainwashed sheeple.

[scatmando]

Whats the difference between an Englishman and a coconut?

[TheRapingClaws]

id say exactly what smithy did (y)

[Oh4Chrissake]

I'd say, "Now remember, it's just a silly game where you kick a ball around a field, you bunch of over-grown schoolboys."

[wurdup354]

what a load of middle class pricks... where are the real football fans?

[zellmeister]

There is such a thing as a middle class football fan mate

[Kippinho8]

you mean, where are the chavs?

[0106Brandon]

@wurdup354 who stuffed a stick up ur bum?

[xtrasperm]

i would say david james u twat y are u here

[b4d69]

The guy in the green top couldn't be less genuine in his apparent appearance of patriotic passion if his life depended on it...

As for the pep talk, I'd take a look around the huddled up team, point out Terry and say "WTF are you still doing with an England shirt on"...

[TinoStruggle081]

smh

[10thnametried]

It would have to be "Terry you even look at my wife and i'll chop your cock off"

[SupaSix1]

Cant wait to see england embaress themselves, again. The only england team which will be successful in the worldcup will be the hooligans. I love it when england fail cos the press attention/humiliation is comical & spices things up.

[MrVinnycanshuffle]

fat fucking lazy country GL with world up go rooney brake a leg literally

[christophermcfarlane]

Come on germany, brazil yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[Viewtifulworld9]

@scatlando: Scotland r shocking seriously

[scatmando]

@Viewtifulworld9 Fuck me you must have been up all night working that one out.

Im Scotch and that will do for me.............. ANYDAY. ABE.

[scatmando]

When you start winning things get back to me cunt wont you.

[egor1101]

fucking clowns, a team of underacheiving rapists . gonna get knocked out in the group stage

[Mobyuv20]

Quickly change your passports to German

[GoT2SpoNgE]

@ Harry , Messi Is Not In The Same League as Ribery Ronaldo Etc

[jimboi367]

This is why england fail everytime instead of focusing on winning the World Cup they focus on raking in cash by setting up stupid promos like this

[grubbster1]

England this and England that. Ssssshhhhh you wont win the world cup ffs

[Rooney8MUFC]

You play in the best league in the world, You are the best english players, I believe in you and so do the millions of fans and you have what it takes, your going to battle it out with some of the best in the world, i want to see commitment, desire, passion and goals, pass the ball well, dont rush and keep composed and im sure we will make history.

[scatmando]

@Rooney8MUFC Fuck off ya fanny lol

[5925944]

You guys cant be fucking serious...

I have got a cheese overdose.

[RHenry92]

football can suck my balls

[ipodsim]

PASS IT TO ROONEY!

[ipodsim]

PASS IT TO ROONEY!

[Mongoose1358]

this is a load of bullshit

[MysterySparkStudios]

boring...you would actually be confused to think they were talking about kicking a ball along some grass for 90 mins back and forth

[kanharn]

Please can we win at are own sport for once.

We have a new player who will take us all the way.

Oh yeah we say that every time and fail hmmmmmmmmmm lets actually play as a team ROFL

[Bisonkid]

Football is so dull.

Let's hope England are knocked out nice and early to reduce the tedium.

[CCSofChocolatesvill]

Right then you bunch of overpaid Shin cluthing floor diving stretcher seeking homos, your gonna play like your lives depend on it which is why I am fitting you all with exploding testicle rings which unless you win will automatically explode along with your WAGS and mansions, NOW PLAY LIKE YOU WERE REALLY RUGBY PLAYING HARDMEN!!!!!!!

[SuperPrettyboyfloyd]

i would say......listen in you bunch of cunts, go and put that fuckin bag of bladder straight between them white posts lots of times, and dont come back till you have

[OperationAnime262]

Forget the wifes! Forget the money! Forget the celeb lifestyle! You live and breed English Blood of the highest class! You had heros as children give our children heros and people THEY CAN LOOK UP TO!

[xBLINDxDRUNKx]

you are a bunch of over paid fags go play a real sport.

[scatmando]

Wankers the lot of them. lol

[scatmando]

Fuck off ya bunch of Morris dancing wankers. Come on the Scots. The comments on this page are so typically English........ Go on believe all your hype, and we can laugh like fuck when you loose again. Love from Bonnie Scotland.

[ENGLANDforWC2010]

Who are the Scots exactly?

[rey61nyne]

@scatmando well good luck to Scotland in the World Cup I say!

Oh wait...

LOL!

[behmoth1966]

@scatmando ha ha says the skirt wearing jesses who's football is so poor they are begging their so called big clubs to come and play in our second division

[samtheman180]

First impressions..... awful, i was cringing. i hope they don't show this on TV.

[brucinda01]

Oh my God, this is sooo cheesy! Show your passion for the over-paid people who wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

[Bak3dB3an]

WHat a pathetic attempt lol.

England invented the modern game and they can't even win more than one world CUP!!!

And the one they did win was based around a crucial goal whiich to this day is stilld debatable!!

Ajajajajajajajajajajaja

That has to be one of the longest running jokes in history!!! jajajaj

Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

[behmoth1966]

@Bak3dB3an we won 4-2 not 3-2 or 4-3 so not one goal was it? and remember the "hand of god" (more like the hand of a fat cheating druggie argie) which was not so much as contested but was out and out cheating

[scatmando]

Get over it ya fucking soft English prick.

[MattyEcko]

comradeship? really????

[heyupduckie]

I would sit them down log onto a PC and tell them to search youtube for the rip roaring video

ENGLAND (The Thinking Man's World Cup Song 2010)

Check it out

[RizoSaysAha]

"You bunch of overpaid wankers defending a 1-0 lead for 70 minutes won't work, just remember that."

[danpatrick]

Don't miss the fucking penalty

[thisismikehunt2009]

Bert and Ernie and Rubber Duckie can play for England.

[thisismikehunt2009]

As long as Steven Gerrard and other Liverpool players don't play for England. I won't be watching the world cup. I'd rather be getting laid.

[eggymandoo]

fancy a bum?

[loulabelleself]

I think it's amazing that we're taking some pride in our country. Let's stop pulling it down and live it up to what it is! A bit of respect. I love England. So should everyone who lives here. (:

[BlueNose1690i]

My advice for England ??? Get good.

[kudalautmasin]

i would say... Go brazil go...

[Baggaz]

We invented the game. Some of the best foreigners probably played bare feet with a heavy old-school ball when they were young, so don't let them out-play you. Don't be greedy, but be creative. Be skillful but not big-headed. Play for each other and never to prove something. Know that the talent you possess on the pitch is priceless when it pays off. Don't let your personal lives affect your professionalism. And for fucks sake Crouch, stop picking your nose!

[scatmando]

Big skillful and not big headed, lmfao.

Its England we are talking about, wankers the lot of them, apart from Rooney the rest are all wankers.

[Baggaz]

@scatmando LOL, yeah a fair few are dickheads but people like Carragher etc are apparently really nice blokes they just look like they might mug you.

[scatmando]

Ive heard that JC is a nice lad and Rooney, but the rest of them are arrogant wankers, or at least act like that.

[scatmando]

What a lot of fucking cheesey pish.

A whole page of Ron the manager waffle.

ABE.

[scatmando]

HAHAHAHAHA

[towerofthedead]

Everyone involved in this should have a lifetime ban from making videos. Absolutely and utterly dreadful.

[scatmando]

Haha even the sassenachs are embaressed by this pile of shite. How typicaly English.lol

[benbroyd]

too bad england are shit at football

[peacefrog1916]

Get it fuckin up ye, ya English bastards!!!!

[volound]

i cant wait for england to get fucked for a hat trick against the usa from donovan. even though im british i would rather see those fat tart americans winning than these pompous pricks.

[WhuHarry]

I would say,,, Show the world we the fucking best! Messi, ronaldo, ribery torres,,,, you got nothing on emile heskey!

[ReallyBloodyGood]

@WhuHarry Laugh out loud. Brilliant!

[ma98h]

@WhuHarry .lol!

[GillyLegend]

@WhuHarry lmfaooo too right

[scatmando]

Are you taking mushrooms of the magic kind?

[grahamstoner]

Well... the first bit, i agree with but Heskey!!! lol

[Murphyism]

RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!! TYPICAL ENGLAND..this is why you've got players behaving like Terry and Cole..

[ConorSantyPower]

too right boi

[ash3344]

shut up u mong

[Awkkey]

@Murphyism shut up you cunt

[Murphyism]

@Awkkey It's true.....

[OfficialHeadShotKO]

@Murphyism

This is why we are ranked amongst the words best and have the most difficult football league.

This is why all international players transfer to english teams.

People like Terry and Cole... that wasn't down to football, i bet theres just as many people in your country

[Murphyism]

@OfficialHeadShotKO Oh i've nothing against the premier league..i'm a United fan. It's your national team, the way you work..or don't work..

[Stick0rz]

get out

[drpepper010101]

@ Murphyism looked on ur channel, what hav ireland ever won

[grahamstoner]

So, cheating on your wife is an English thing?

[iGod1990]

stop being overpaid @#;;END$, wear that shirt with your heads screwed on, and play your game with pride, for yourselves, your families and your nation.......Now go make me a sandwich!

[abSURDub]

the cheesyness of that was actually difficult to watch.

[TheAlexg42]

@abSURDub lol my thoughts exactly..I kinda guessed it would be like this th.ough

[chimmy62]

LOL agreed

[Belzard]

lol such a fake promo. the guy in the center over acting. you can see the exaggerated pseudo passionate face he makes ... it drives me nuts. be more authentic next time, go and find REAL fans.

[Wolfoftheazuresky]

If they found real fans then it'd just be a video about drunks hitting eachother and swearing at least four times in each sentence.

Gotta love football/british culture... :(

[rey61nyne]

@Belzard you mean nob'ead skin'eads who just stand all the way through the match screaming at the ref and lose all faith in their team if they're one goal down? (Thats the majority of fans these days)

[sTeVie4TV]

Goals win games. Stop pissing around in the middle of the park playing aimless negative square ball football. Be creative don't pass resposibility. Don't score one goal and then fall back in defence. Score lots of goals thrash the opposition. Never ever play for a draw or setlle on a lead. Learn how to take penaltys. Learn how to shoot on target. For fooks sake. Play like England. Get the ball and show some balls.

[Bak3dB3an]

WHat a pathetic attempt lol.

England invented the modern game and they can't even win more than one world CUP!!!

And the one they did win was based around a crucial goal whiich to this day is stilld debatable!!

Ajajajajajajajajajajaja

That has to be one of the longest running jokes in history!!! jajajaj

Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

[DickieDumbkins]

@sTeVie4TV  good Kevin Keegan impression

[Sullyj1]

Come on England!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[puddingbowl1]

Come on lads, make us proud!!

[simeooon]

wow SEND US VICTORIOUS , sent shivers down my spine