STREET LYFE (CENSORED)

[werebee]

If you get killed by a random pimp, what was the point of collecting the gun?

[MrGunmaan]

This must be life on the Dog Street, Boyz

[cousinted]

"I'm so excited to be on this seat!"

SEAT LYFE!!!

[PowerXeta]

THE FOLLOWING FLASH HAS BEEN RATED OR FOR OVERLY RETARDED

[skullboy1990]

lmao 5 jpegs of money

[BurningFist84]

Stamper has evolved.

[chitoryu12]

I'm so old, I actually remember when this was something big on Newgrounds.

[vooxpop]

The dialogue is all taken from Kingpin: Life of Crime. The player voice is even the original audio clips.

[Oreichalcos]

Please tell me that you guys have finally done Meet And Fuck Kingdom. Please.

[bloodrunsclear]

Life on the street...IT OWNS!

[Iceroadlion]

Its the spy.

[typomanbros]

I love that our protagonist has this boyish "Golly, mister!" type look on his face the entire time.

[uiruu]

Best Retsufrash EVER

[SlamminWolfgang]

I'm so glad he added credits so that we'd know that he did everything.

[KronikKINGx1]

The town with no name 2?

[arcindian]

If I wasn't laughing so hard I'd been insulted!

[Mantis47]

So how are you supposed to order a drink in this bar if the black guy beats up whoever talks to the bartender?

[Meloncarty]

@Mantis47 you need to level up your street cred. Which is only available in version 2.0

[SQUIZZLER24]

TEXT TWEENING.

AM I RIGHT, GUYS?

[lobsopdoy]

Man, don't know why you had to hassle that doorman so much. I guess I've got a lot to learn about STREET LYFE!

[EarthBoundRules]

I love how the black censor bars are somehow better animated than the flash itself. Hmm...

[ToxBoxProductions]

Chip is in unusually high spirits in this video. A million likes.

[grottypissedstained]

I love it when Chip zooms in.

[joesmomisdead]

Fun Fact: Street Lyfe guy is the icon for Newgrounds Portal History for 2000.

[ADBHLS]

3:36

SEAT LYFE

[pHr33kAcHu]

I think those samples are from Kingpin, not Postal 2...

[ericoiuytrewq]

2:07 Titty-mmm-bop-bop-tittays!!!

[MrPatrickHenryCheryl]

2:35

Unlike the cruel Leonidas, who demanded that you stand, I require only that you kneel.

[MitchZer0II]

The metal speaker in the pawn shop was the best character.

[SkyFeline]

The guy who made this is now an admin on newgrounds basically.

I'm serious.

[TheUnluckyEverydude]

Oh wow. Stamper came from some VERY humble beginnings.

[MoClipzMoFlipz]

"i never asked for this, this THUG LIFE" - main protagonist

[CaramelAnt]

This game is the whitest thing ever.

[tsunderest]

Thanks to this video, I now randomly yell "STREET. LIFE." and other various incarnations of that phrase when we drive past people walking in the streets.

[iceshaver]

4:17 i watch you while you sleep!

that'll never get old!

[communistrecords]

Sounds like fredfredburger.

[ahshorn]

Silencers don't sound like that...

[holditnow]

Seriously though, what hentai is that?

[TCSyd]

@holditnow It's from a vertical shooter called Steam Heart's.

[amigagames]

the sounds are from the PC exclusive Kingpin: Life Of Crime, a game released in 1999. Postal 2 wasn't released until 2003

[TheSamuraiGoomba]

I play the street life

Because there's no place I can go

Street life

It's the only life I know

Street life

And there's a thousand cards to play

Street life

Until you play your life away

A song that perfectly describes STREET LIFE! THIS IS THE LIFE YOU LIVE ON THE STREETS!

If you ever wondered what kind of games you'd get from a latchkey kid raised on creepy anime porn videos, there you go.

[zzyzx0788]

How did you resist reading the comments for this?

[EponymousKid]

Wait, do handguns actually smoke anymore? I've never fired a gun, but wasn't smoke a characteristic of early revolvers?

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

@EponymousKid

Stop watching things I watch!

And yeah but not nearly as much as this game shows

[hanchiman]

I used to play this game when I just had my broadband.... Also it was funny to see how they use Kingpin soundfiles, probably the first violent fps that use the word "Fuck" numerous times, and also had a nice Cypress Hill soundtrack.

[CandiFan1]

Chip, your voice... <3

[90sHeroMAXD]

To those who don't know the wonders of New Grounds, Stamper made that very very disturbing Street Fighter Flash.

[SlamminWolfgang]

@90sHeroMAXD

That explains why the nightclub's music is sped-up Street Fighter Alpha 3 music.

[GhostFramez]

"FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT"

That line is hilarious.

[SupSuper]

This is a nice BAR let's hit the BAR!!

Oh no, no, no, no, NO!!

[NigerianArchitect]

SLEEP LYFE

[sonicfeet]

This is the stereotypical kind of video game that comes up in modern cartoons where the kids play it by mashing the buttons retardedly before a parents comes in, unplugs the TV, and grounds them for five years.

[KoinuYukina]

The streets are empty all the time. What happens if you never attack the guy?

Why is no one concerned that he's ALWAYS wearing that mask? Screw police/anyone finding him in that alley too.

[lich109]

I wonder if the people who played this also liked meet and fuck kingdom.

Seems only natural.

[Oreichalcos]

I'll admit it, I checked the Viddler and the uncensored version's not there. Couldn't resist, too much temptation.

[hploveshack99]

since when does fozzie bear do retsupuraes?

[xplay108]

What gun salesman sells guns to a masked, bloody man?

[xjod9]

@xplay108 What kind of guns salesman sells weapons without asking for a license or identification first?

[CapSlashJerk]

Do you suppose that guy was pulling the same face during... what they did before they slept? Man, that would be wierd. Also, why the hell does he have a fishhook for a beard?

[AnttiApinaPro]

I remember playing this when I was like 10.

Turned on the TV... and mom walks in

[RebelTaxi99]

@AnttiApinaPro Haha! What was her reaction?

[TheNerdator]

Ralph Varloc Jr. dropped out of high school because of all the murder and became a bouncer ON THE STREETS.

[ds777fighter]

Somehow because I watched this video, I got lady gaga, bad romance in my reccomendations.

[BackgroundBailey]

Now, I'm not an expert on law but if one man beats another man to death just for "arguing", I'm sure the guy doing the beating can be sentenced for it, even if he's a bouncer. Can anyone confirm my suspicions about this? Because I do think it's technically assault and battery resulting in second degree murder. But like I said, I'm not a law expert...

[Schmeev]

@BackgroundBailey Man, there ain't no law here. This is the STREETZ. We assault batteries daily, and murder is cool. We prefer warmer temperatures than 2 degrees though, as we generally don't wear shirts.

[henrymcpoo]

Let me guess.... the maker of this flash does NOT live on the street....

In fact, I guess he lives somewhere nice in the suburbs with his parents....

[Alphabasicnumeric]

@henrymcpoo The guy who made this designs the site now. I guess anything can happen to anyone.

[FourthDerivative]

I can't believe I used to think this was edgy and cool. Even at 14, I should have goddamn known better.

[SenseiLeRoof]

I'd like to know how the characters talk so well when they never open their mouths more than TWO GODDAMN MILLIMETERS...

[MegerMayun1]

Will Stamper.

[ZineappleVids]

Hentai now on Adult Swim.

[TheGreatATuin42]

Judging from the face of the main character, this must be about Doctor Strange's hard life in the magical ghetto.

[OckSlayer]

@TheGreatATuin42 XD

So under the ski mask, the thug is Baron Mordo?

[TheGreatATuin42]

@OckSlayer Sure. I'll go with that.

[Wolfcat22]

Everytime I see the main character's face, I can't help but laugh >_<

[AnttiApinaPro]

My god I remember this game... It was a long time ago....

With my.... Father....

No no no.... Must not remember...

[DayBreakization]

I can't believe this flash used to be cool and edgy. It's just... lame.

[rjakobi]

I remember this game when it came to Newgrounds. Good that someone is finally poking fun at it.

[LegionsOfAnon]

Man, do you suppose that dude accosts everyone that talks to the topless bartender? Their Yelp reviews must be so bad, if so.

[TonyBranston]

I've tried to work with Flash before. I know its a pain in the ass.

And I don't understand who someone would actually follow through with creating something if all they came up with is THIS...

[SmashKingMario]

why is there a spy sleeping in the alley

[RyanBow412]

Ironicus is so excited to watch tv!

[pyramidheadkitten9]

kids you better watch out, theres some hardcore nudity and this game is more violent then manhunt and fallout 3 combined.

oh and it has very mature language, i mean, didnt you see those guys at the office going "what the fuck you looking at bitch".

[SteveMagatama]

I know I'm really lame for noticing this, but the club music is the select music from Street Fighter Alpha 3. I really don't know why it's there, probably because this is STREET LYFE MAN

[Cooliespy345]

Question.

You got a gun, right? From the thug, right?

Soo...how the fuck did the black guy killed you?

[ISpearedJesus]

Dan is a roadblock Santa is a KILLER band name.

[kutterkirby]

So does this mean there is an uncensored version?

Judging from the title.

[kutterkirby]

"she has rigor mortis"

"she is regarded politics"

Woe, that hooker is gonna be the governor of this town.

[Piny]

this video is a hundred times funnier with the cc subtitles turned on. For example, 0:23 translates as "this scene Obama's flashing history on less likely Ministry like"

[FEfan56]

Can you believe that that particular game was innovative back when it first game out? The first newgrounds game to feature street life as it's originally intended with the weird boobs and hentai on TV AND the main character with a never changing expression. Contempt with the fact that he does indeed live on the streets.

[singinglawnchair]

Wait, Stamper made this?

No fucking way.

[Makron5]

They stole all the voices from King Pin.

[derbydaiquiri]

Even with the big black censor bar I can tell those are some of the most anatomically incorrect boobs I have ever seen.

[MilliSkillit]

Will Stamper

Will Stamper

Will Stamper

Will Stamper

Will Stamper

I love when people feel the need to do that with credits. Commas and the ampersand exist for a reason. :(

[DollarAtheist]

I also wanted to say that I have played a clicking game where the guy drunk Dr. Pepper, farted, and got the rope. >>

[Crezth]

They got some man shoulders these ladies.

[FutonForensic]

How to Be a Gangsta: 1) Walk around with :D on your face. 2) Beat up narcoleptic muggers 3) Kidnap a stripper with frozen joints

Congratulations, you are now a Gangsta! Go and rest! You've earned it!

[kutterkirby]

@FutonForensic

You forgot about anime porn.

[summonhellfire]

This guy must get his information of urban life from Grand Theft Auto games, which is the absolute worst source for anything ever.

[Mefuki]

You guys are seriously underrated. Your LP's are really entertaining.

[BohepansTheThird]

That really is the dumbest pawn shop owner ever. Sells a guy a loaded gun, and doesn't even ask for the money _before_ handing over the gun. Ingenius.

But of course, all the classy escort-friendly (okay, I can't possibly say "escort" with a straight face, HOOKER) hotels have free anime porn. It's an industry standard! It's in high demand.

[DollarAtheist]

It makes me really sad that I have nostagic memories playing that flash game.

[Bladedlightning]

Ghetto peeps love their naked anime babes.

[qwertyuiop78945612]

This was one of your funniest RPs

[ElNegocioSA]

all inner-city gunshop owners are Australian?

[GruntKilla420]

WHAT ARE YOU BUYING, STRANGER?

[caboose218]

*Turns on TV**Hentai*

"YESSS!!"

[imadouchebaganimekid]

This is how life really is on the street.

[sebmal]

STREET LIFE YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[GeneralcornrowWalice]

I wana be on the street and watch tv

[amig90]

Don't bring the Postal dude into this, he's a decent man :colbert:

[RoyStorey]

lmao I remember this when I was 13. this was like one of the first things i saw on newgrounds.

[supaflyjohnson]

Ahahaha same here.

[GruntKilla420]

Today I didn't even have to click the Start Over button, I gotta say it was a good day.

[POOPTURTLE]

What was the point of all this anyway? There was zero plot, period.

[Jaistar2k22]

the point is its telling the story of the streetz. Representin for the hardcore nigga's(niggaz?) on newgroundz tellin the story of survival for niggaz that knocked a sleeping guy out in an alley took his money and spent it on whores.

They don't show that on CNN.

[POOPTURTLE]

5:54

You know, because they totally sell guns fully loaded. Plus, if you tried to load one in the store, the dealer would probably have his gun pointed at you faster than you can say "Hollywood logic."

[Jaistar2k22]

yeah but that's the oldest trick in the world to use. They even used it in Terminator and that movie is like a billion years old.

You would wonder why people even run gun stores in movies because they only exist to be robbed/looted.

[NSOmega2]

Is it sad that the part on the tv had the best animation in this.

[czeineh]

That was the only part of the entire flash that was drawn frame-by-frame, and it was a gif!

[SpamNapkin]

What's funny about this is that Stamper practically runs Newgrounds now and is a pretty good animator.

I suppose every good animator has done their fair share of crap.

[SpamNapkin]

He still likes drawing tits though.

[singinglawnchair]

As well as dicks.

And chicks with dicks.

Basically he draws a lot of dicks.

[POOPTURTLE]

Wait, STAMPER made this shit?

I'll be darned.

[metafication]

no shit stamper made it, it's got cartoon porn. stamper makes a fuckload of cartoon porn

[RazariK]

@POOPTURTLE

I know, right?

[victorsheart]

Oh god furry sex...x.x

[stinkoman2x6]

that's the worst kind of sex D:

[HeilTurner]

I like the adblock button that sneaked into the video in the top right.

[thegrimripper322]

Is this uncencored on viddler?

[aafang]

Because you'd like to know, thegrimripper322?

[SillyStell]

Wow did the Spy really fall on such hard times? Well he's living the street life now I suppose...

[TotalSimpleton]

@SillyStell

I'm afraid so. He's gained some weight, became unattractive enough for the Scout's Mom to reject her, and is now confined to stand completely still in alleyways, holding a pistol. He has friends though, like that brick, or that pipe.

[LuunnaGaia]

@SillyStell

hes livin the street lyfe in the sky

rip you snarky french motherfucker :`(

[squidmod]

Look at those shape tweens!

[bmylyzgtsqyfw]

LIFE ON THE STREETS

STREET LIFE

[LuwiigiMaster]

If it wasn't for the hentai, I wouldn't have remembered this. Also, I always wondered where that hentai came from.

And the guy survived the brick by using his Dead Ringer.

[CaptainTinTyrant]

it probably came from another flash

[AutophagousOrgy]

That hentai comes from a shmup/hentai game originally on PC98 called SteamHeart's. It even had a Saturn port (with the hentai removed, obviously). It's a pretty good game, actually.

[fluffyman85]

You know that gun could have come in handy when getting beaten the crap out of by that big guy.

[Protomanfan1]

Why does he refuse to let you talk to the BARTENDER?

[SuperRex104]

I hate how every flash animators mindset back in the day was "Hmm, I want to convay motion in my character. How will I go about doing that? I know! I'll draw him in a neutral position in three, maybe four different directions and have him bounce up and down like a fucking pogo stick. That'll look really conveying, and I don't have to put any effort in animating his legs! I am a genius!"

[RobGrix]

Why the hell the thugs thinks of a place to stay the night ? He can sleep standing up after all...

[Owl1222]

wait, Chip, how many times did you play this game? O_o

also, wow... there's no word for this. just, wow...

[AZthehedgehog]

Haha, what a load of shite!

[Bear5177]

lol hilarious

[stinkoman2x6]

Anime catgirl porn, that's the best way to start each morning

[stinkoman2x6]

why does the hero look like a retarded Tony Stark

[posthumanfetus]

This game did NOT age well.

[SamuraiFoochs]

That implies that it was ever quality, which, um...not so much.

I laughed every time Chip zoomed.

"LOOK AT THE WAY HE BLINKS!"

[Predysipe]

People on Newgrounds putting poorly drawn hentai anywhere in their flashes.

This is why I'm deeply ashamed to be a weeaboo.

[SuperLlama42]

"Oh yeah, silencer. Great choice when you're going to murder somebody, which is illegal in this country. Oh yeah, go ahead and just have it, don't worry about that three day waiting perio-OH GOD YOU SHOT ME WHY DIDN'T I SEE THIS COMING!? I SHOULDN'T HAVE SUCH A CHEAP BASTARD AND BOUGHT REAL BULLETPROOF GLASS!"

[bebop90]

This guys using all the sound clips from the kingpin demo to make the audio... what a fag

[ReisenMell]

That sleeping thug's life fucking sucks.

[GothandJock]

What kind of hotel has anime porn as the default channel?

Street Hotels, obviously.

[Roykidsego]

@GothandJock Actually, it's street porn.

[thenewmc2]

LMAO at pitched/sped up Street Fighter Alpha 3 character select music in the bar

[wildzeromadness]

Wait, didn't you take all of the thug's money?

[SuperLlama42]

Apparently the main character is considerate enough not to take all his money. Just not considerate enough to not hit the guy in the face with a brick while he's sleeping.

[zrobeast]

When I think of picking up strippers and banging them in a ghetto hotel, I also think of anime porn on TV.

[Yojizu]

Is the guy who did this really so awesome today?

[Davideogamer]

Ah, so this is the terrible past-Stamper flash mentioned in the thread. Can't believe how he went from this crap to the awesome stuff he makes today.

[flussy3000]

cant belive stamper made this pile of shit

[TimeDawg]

Holy crap. This was made by Stamper? Hilarious what you'll find when you look into someone's past. Stamper's animations nowadays are amazing...if not morally terrible. Love that guy.

[DivisibleByWaffle]

We were playing Pokemon in the ghetto, with all the little bitches and shits.