Anaconda 3: The Offspring (2008)

[patrose1231]

Da fucks Ice Cube@??@??@?

[Remeez1000]

worst fucking movie ever.fail graphics fail actors fail ...they didn't take their time and make this movie

[TheParlatin]

This is The Predators penis LOL "It sees your heat"

[raspymorten]

i PIED MY FUCKING PANTS

[xsammyx101x]

...seriously

[xsammyx101x]

@xsammyx101x almost as good as dinoshark or pirahna

[cas123321]

when you see it you'll shit bricks

[brandan36000]

i wanna see da movie even though its shitty

[AliTubelog]

...they actually went ahead and made two sequels to that shitty anaconda movie..?

[KalidescopeKreations]

anacandas can only eat a full sized human once a month while it digests. only like 40 people would die. morons.

[KalidescopeKreations]

okay if shes an effing scientist, then she would knwo that snakes dont give birth. dumbass.

then again it does have the hoff in it...so low budget.

[angramainyu992]

@KalidescopeKreations actually the snake keeps the eggs inside of her until they hatch

[Roadkilldemon]

That snake should know better than to hassle the Hoff

[SystemFan20]

All Anaconda movies are just horrible peace of shit!

[electrikzombie]

there should be an Anaconda 3D film

[BlackRain243]

This movie was shot in Chuck Norris's pants

[lukasxp4]

@BlackRain243 comment WIN...

[EthanNin0]

Wait, is that David Hasselhoff? Wow.

[jada12342]

i dont like this one or the 4th 1 i like anaconda the hunt for the blood orchid better

[maniacram]

Anaconda 3: The Angry Turd

[MYnameisomfgrawrbla]

nvrmind, tht's david hasselhof

[MYnameisomfgrawrbla]

wait, is tht david hasselhoff?

[Vaderification]

Anaconda 3:The Big Crap

[CarlaFerrer254]

karacas vei que medoooooooooooooooooooo

[CarlaFerrer254]

se fosse eu morreria na hora kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[247InSpace]

And whats it like for all the Hasselhoff fans then?

[kmilopz123]

Where the fuck is The Offspring?

[DodgeWolf]

was a good movie. mayeb with too much fake blood but still a good movie to watch alone :D def better than 3/10

[americanTDz]

WTF?

[555slipknot6sic6]

this has to be the worst film ever created

[Ballira]

@555slipknot6sic6 "You unload everything you got and only into the head. *flaps arms* Got it?! *flaps arms some more* No, really, I mean it!! *flaps arms angrilly*" Judging from the guy who seems to think he's a chicken, I'd say you're right. x3

[Leo1313Shore]

wth...



[adyboy76]

bad bad cgi

[Strikerx20]

That snake is clearly not a trendy asshole.

[Alex00300]

@Strikerx20 :D

[fabry1970]

ooooooooooou

[2008kissarmy]

its the hoffmen

[stephandeg]

Hasselhof is going to kill it with kitt.

[mentalRCburnouts]

anaconda one the best

anconda 2 bullshit they dont look like anacondas to me

3rd movie what the fook this is da most bullshit movie on earth

dont even get me on #4

[thankallahalltime]

thenoblequran(Ctrl+Enter)

[dltanner99]

Cryptozoology novel see video book trailer

[sprayern33b]

Damn. That is a big snake.

[ClnlBogey]

Yah they forgot one sense... The seventh sense... Fear sensing... Oh and the eighth... Bull shit sensing...

[JMSVideos1]

wow. they copied predator with the mud thing

[arcotroll]

I really don't gate. The very first movie sucked balls! Why do they keep makin' em?

[funnyclipluvr]

wow i didnt even know there WAS a 3rd!!!........ and according to one of the thumbnails; a FOURTH.... hmm.. how many are there??? i saw the first 2.

[Extracoms1]

just call chuck norris and he'll take care of it

[waldner97]

the text lines is taken from predator

[wideangle852]

Hasselhoff = Offsring = shit movie

[Bladekamen1]

This movie sucks!!!

[rajifusama]

i thought the new offspring single is called anaconda..

[generati0nwhy]

omg this is horrifying!!!! and i guess that snake is pretty scary too

[91robika]

zsír :D

[jmr1021]

whos bright idea was it to put hasselhoff in a horror movie

[hlcooper]

first two anaconda movies were good but they should have left it at that and no other sequels, the snakes look fake compared to the first anaconda movie

[DJHINDU1]

the hoff

[daklufromsrbija]

Dont look at this movie... when you are dieing you will regret that you didnt spent 2 hrs on something more usefull ...

[Deader123456789]

stop at 1:03 andyou see the baddest cgi snake ever

[arandomguy3]

this is the shittiest movie ever -,-

[ispasoiufelix]

ARO CARS FROM ROMANIA

[SupernaturalLover67]

Wow... look at thse graphics.

 almost as good as Avatar

[kiwiredrum]

this is the worst movie ever... i have seen real anacondas eeven touch them they aree not like that... besides you can see a camera man walking hehehe

[racin9]

@kiwiredrum if they used a real anaconda or put the movies style to scale, it would be too boring....

[kiwiredrum]

@racin9 thaaaaaaats true haha

[koastro]

0:00 Klick here to skip add

[Officialidsandniks]

The 1st is much much better than this one, in this they aren't even in Africa

[Jagguar20]

Pretty fly... for an Anaconda (?).

[oscar13r13]

A Predator VS the anaconda who would win? (no ranged weapons for the predator)

[Tacenman]

lol i tough it was something about offspring or something

[vrilounette7]

hey I saw this video because I thought there was an Offspring song in it!! No fair!! Plus this moovie seems to suck!!! It's just something about guns and big snakes/

An angry Offspring Fan

[KeScI]

@vrilounette7 @danin900 Real Offspring fans read the complete video titles...

[vrilounette7]

@KeScI I'm areal Offspring fan!!!!! I just didn't pay attention on what I was doing :@

[sourguy6515]

@KeScI he probably thought that there was a soundtrack

[TeHagoElOrto]

@KeScI maybe because the movie is called Anaconda 3: Offspring, and NOT Anaconda 3: THE Offspring like you titled it, therefore, fuck you

[ucantkeepup583]

@KeScI real Offspring fans also look for the singles that may be made for a soundtrack that aren't often found as easily...

[TheWarrior77777]

@vrilounette7 same thing for me

[MisfitSlacker]

@vrilounette7 You know what also sucks? 28 Days Later isn't a sequel to 28 Days.

[danin900]

i was lookin' for Offspring(band)

and this showed up..

[geovanny1313]

thumbs up if u clicked in this vid because u togh it was a the offspring video

[JohnACorp782]

@geovanny1313 Epic Fail. :D

[dsalmeron]

@geovanny1313 Hmmm

[MrMaestro1998]

That anaconda is a SHIT ! Best anacondas are anaconda 1 and anaconda 2(ANACONDAS)

[Skaterblood1]

this is the best one from the series

[DirectedbyAsian]

First and second Anaconda movies were great but this and the fourth one are horrible. This is worse than a bad cumshot.

[jedimindtrickz]

holy s...! no plot, bad cgi AND david hasselhoff! This gotta be a legendary one! :D

[maeldomingues]

anaconda vs chuck norris

[thereaperonthe13thst]

@maeldomingues half a second movie

[JCVDFan1]

at least they tried........

[jjboy157]

OMG ITS THE HOFF. RUN BEACHMAN RUN!!! AKA the only good part of the movie.

[stosje45]

wtf :s why does it has to be named the offspring, ohh my god ! i downloaded it cause i though it was something with the offspring, the band to do, omfg hate this wid :(

[PREDAL1ENWARRIOR]

it can see your heat,and shes covered in mud? PREDATOR RIP-OFF

[misingno]

uga uga chaca unga unga

[mroldnewbie]

0:25 beep beep

[Hohho9]

hmm i have only seen the othere 1 and 2 is this worth watching.?

[Steve10578]

Surprised John Rhys-Davies was not shown in the trailer, even the voice over did not name him. This film must have done well as there is a forth one too, to which he reprises his role.

[aliensharkboy]

@Steve10578 the 3rd and 4th were filmed back to back, so NO, it hasn't done well, the 4th one came out on DVD in the UK Right after the 3rd one, but in the US slightly later, but they were filmed at the same time

[Schandeman]

haha the snake dosn't look like a ANACONDA xD

[malcolmhex]

aw shit! cgi snakes and DAVID HASSELHOFF! where's this movie's oscar?

[MrOTK95]

Anaconda 1 & 2-Epic win

Anaconda 3 & 4-Can suck the big one

I mean really,what was David Hasselhof thinking?

[mattzization]

i looks like boa vs python the movie....lolx

[EvilMonk3y1999]

seriously? its one snake. i mean yeah its a fucking big one but there shitting themselves when theres about four of them with machine guns.

[aliensharkboy]

@EvilMonk3y1999 2 snakes, one is a male and the other is female and is about to give birth to little babys! They're so cute the babys, but yeah, I still agree

[boxingidiot]

is this a real movie? o.O

[Drummer61190]

This movie is awful! Never watch this shit. I can do better special effect with Flash 9 '-_-

[boxingidiot]

@Drummer61190 lmao xD

[halojokey]

the genetics lab and all that seems more from sometihing like python

[wtfomgstudios]

You got served Pamela!

[gearsofwar44]

this looks cheaper than the original.

[yellowpony2131]

yes this movie sucked. it was on si fi.

[yomama629]

Straight to DVD, right?

[gearsofwar44]

nope. made for TV. xD

[yomama629]

@gearsofwar44 right lol

[simonsex]

Hasslehoff? Those snakes have no chance at all

[EchoBoomer1987]

Unless the Ancondas have booze and McDonalds!

[roxaskey1231]

it looks stupid cause it was on si fi i think

[SuperReptilicus]

Fast in Slider So scary Anaconda like Reptilicus

[RottenStrawberryP]

The Anaconda movies are a little silly but I enjoy them anyway. :)

[SamusDrake]

LOL, if they've got David Hasslehoff - the best man amongst us - to star in this giant snake movie, then hell I'm convinced.

All hail to the Hoff! ^_^

[heavyweiight]

i hate them cheap movies

[stickman8211]

how many babys can one anaconda have??? not enough to cover the an entire country. and shoot for the head!!!!!!! fuck that i will unload a my whole clip into it. kill the babys!!!!!

[deathnoterocks101]

the first one was the best

[tfrmaniac]

seriously they should've ended it at 2

[gabaracus0]

looks like the worst movie ever

[Ducaz012]

david haslhoff. how lol

[samuriguy909]

I haven't even seen the movie but this trailer just makes it seem so cheesy. It's always about 12 or so hoursor so, the USA be in doom. It's always that these scientists create something weird, then it escapes, and when we see it, it is the worst CGI ever. This trailer fails.

[PoglavnikPavelic]

probably worst movie ever

[6igkilla66]

off course.its got david haslhoff in it haha

[hosszu123]

definitely not probably:) seen it yesterday

But watch out for the bottom 250 at imdb! There are some "good" ones there too:)

[AnGold777]

esto que ??

jaja

la primera si si fue una peli hecha y derecha

la dos pues estaba pasable

pero està ???

jaja sin comentarios .

[powerlink123]

Shit this movie has terrible special effects

[xxcharlysxx]

totally bullshit

so fucking bad

[SnowSkateFTW]

The Offspring would be sad 2 see this movie

[MLH]

Hasselhoff? In the jungle? He sure is a long way from the beach.

[Foetsie159]

Anaconda with Jennifer Lopez was the best in this trylogie, the second was good and this was is really fake! It's bad that David Hasselhoff is being drunk in this movie...

[hksMovies]

0:52 hassehold is rapping;p YO YO

[CerberusS77]

Solo la primera cumplió con las expectativas.. y la única con un reparto de verdad. Aquí, la prueba de que los coyotes como Hasselholf deben evitar peliculas como estas

[kimochii1415]

pls upload the whole movie,,thank you!!

[edupoke2]

bullshit

[survivor127]

what is it with all snakes in snake movies now a days having tails that can stab you?!

[zillafreak127]

why does pretty much everyone hate the first anaconda not only is it the original snake but it has the best graphics of them all

[shobanga]

yer the first anaconda was my favourite

[rockerfrog25]

B grade bullshit. Just another bunch of amateurs trying to squeeze a few more dollars out of a dead franchise. This looks about as good as that giant killer crocodile B grade sequel (can't remember the name)

[pumaslosmejores]

anaconda 1 :bad very bad

Anaconda 2:shiet

Anaconda3 :???'''

[theGravityGunner]

awnser it will be shit it has david hasselhoff in it... XD

[zillafreak127]

anaconda: awesome

anaconda 2: awesome to a lesser extent

anaconda 3: ?????

anaconda 4; ???????

[Klaus84Lexthor]

The car at 0:28 is a Romanian Aro 4X4 SUV GREAT CAR.

[brian060983]

but not in the same level as Anadonda

[brian060983]

Anaconda 3 is great! Much better than Ananconda 2, but in the same level as Anadonda. Nice to see David Hasseldorf in a monster flick, it could be fun to see Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Bruce Willis,Steven Seagal & Sylvester Stallone in a creature movie as well.

[lego473]

the snake dos'nt look like a anaconda

[UltimateShinobiRPG]

LOL HASSELHOFF!

[franklinboy2009]

i rather spend a day with my daddy than watch this bullshit lmao

[TrailerFreak100]

Thats a reall b-movie. the snake is just pathetic

[fr3akyguy95]

man the snake doesn't even look realistic tht sucks

[Northisbest]

Terrible snake downright. I can't stand that homo face of David Hasselhoff

[freddiecel]

looks more like a freakin rattle snake.

[jackmills98]

I know what makes it not real they make the snake bigger but the fist one is so cool so it lokks real to =D

[TheAlluoskari]

So shitty movie it doesnt look real at all!

[hour2000]

bull shit

[rockguitar22]

it doesnt look real

[KeScI]

o_O

[510Erock]

its real i saw it on sci-fi this movie was funny in a stupid way like all original sci-fi movies are

[MRauTObt]

@rockguitar22 of course, you cant expect good cgi from a scifi film

[makedonc5436]

thw stupiest movie was ever seen in whole history of movies ! xD belive !

[mntreal12]

SHIT MOVIE

[NickKarlKani]

hahah david hasselhof, im surprised pamela wasnt in there

[KeScI]

She was the anaconda... XD

[SecretLugiaPt]

@KeScI oh snap !

[ligreekguy]

@NickKarlKani

If you think that is bad, remember Debbie Gibson as the scientist hunting the giant octopus and shark, followed by Tiffany as the scientist hunting down the giant piranha fish? Who the hell thinks these up, they should be shot!

[Zay151]

lol.. "when you see this thing, shoot all you can and only aim the head"

[Totenklang]

haha with David Hasselhoff

[djr823]

i'm guessing this went straight to video

[MISTIKACLONE]

You guys member when the guy wanted jump to escape an anaconda and the sanke was on a tree and it jumped and got him before he reached the floor that can happen RIP pet store mouse

[acidglow]

lol..

[incomprehendableDIKI]

What the FUCK was that!? lol

[alfredob19]

La primera era medio decente, pero esta es una porqueria XD

[tomb1272]

1st movie was good but the 3rd has an computer generated snake that looks like it was made by a retarded plastic moldsman. thumbs up if you agree!

[hugodiamond]

oh my god, the anaconda was maded by a computer with Pentium 133mhz and 64mb/RAM.

It looks horrible! The second and third movies are the shit of the shit.

[alve13]

DAVID WHERE IS YOU CAR XD

[kroper13]

dead is dragosh,grozny,victor,andrei,n­ick,pinkus,hammet and sofia.

[leianog]

wait. theres an anaconda 3??!! The FIRST one was crap! how do they get money to make these movies? they wouldnt make any profit