You sound like a fucking pussy. It sickens you? Really? Give me a break, guy. It's a game. Just because I want to kill people in a game doesn't mean I'm sitting at home jerking off to snuff films. Go review Rapelay, then you can tell me you're sickened. Until then, grow a pair.
Apvee how about talking about gameplay and graphics instead of telling us you don't like this show I've never watched it myself but I usually trust your reviews and I'm now truly dissapointed
Awful review. If you haven't watched the show, don't review the game. Of fucking course you won't understand the app at all if you don't know what it originated from.
this is like saying that the movie Fight Club was purely about fighting, theres alot more to the game than you are telling people and it was not a ploy to cash in on a tv series. the "difinative resource" for app reviews huh........try and leave your personal opinions out of a review. i worked long and hard on this game.
I agree with your review. Personally I'm a super fan of the show and if I have to be honest with myself I have to say that the only reason I enjoy this game so much is because it gets me in the control of dexter and bexause it sets the right atmosphere.
ive watched every episode up till season 4.. and i have this game and love it.. i really think that this guy has never even seen an episode of dexter couse it was well done! i want dexter 2! and please dont reveiw a game if u dont know the context of the show.. u just sound retarded.. couse this game rocks!
Honestly, this is the worst review you guys have done. You put your personal views ahead of the app. You say it is just an app that is cashing in on a TV show and doesn't deliver. The Office game falls under that category and that die hard fans of the show might pick it up, but this is exactly like the show and tell EVERYONE to stay away. I think I'm gonna email you guys about this disgraceful review and demand a new review of this, or for your job.
ok i got this game anyway and im a fan It is boring to a point but if your a fan of the show you will love it hands down. Too short tho.
Also if this guy thinks its sick to play as a serial killer this means he must think that GTA is sick, as well as any other game simulating human death. If your gonna have personal problems with the game itself, and assume straight from the get-go that its a poor tv cash in game, then dont review it. Get someone with a more porfessional view towards games.
god, the people on this comment chat are bastards. Complaining about a review on a game based on a show.. Most of you never even played this game anyways. He is right at :50, it is the same gameplay over and over. And he is also right at 1:14, only fans of the show would be happy with this game
I've been waiting for a review and this one fails to mention the most important thing just like everyone else. The games got gorgeous graphics, soundtrack from the show, almost bioware class dialog system and fun gameplay. There's just one catch. IT'S EXTREMELY SHORT
ur joking right? this is one of the greatest games ever! soooo fun and interesting. i have never seen one episode of the show and i love the game! great graphics adn gameplay. def. worth the 6 bucks.
u dumb shit. i said the graphics are one of the best. and YES they are. open up ur fuckin eyes. its ps2 quality, not new games, earlier games. its beautiful! i know games like real racing and assassin's creed and shit. but did you look at this? it's just gorgeous. can u tell me some graphics that "blow this ripoff of a game away?" asshole
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well first off, any and every porn app that has come out do "BLOW" this away, its like interactive porn with full motion video, and its touch sensitive. noob, get a life, and your mother is a whore. XD
ohh u motherfucker. im soooo sorry that i actually HAVE a life and im not a perv, u little bitch. jacking off to ur mom all day eh? i think playing dexter is more fun then watching gay shit. get a GIRLFRIEND. and ur dad can suck on ur moms 10 foot long penis while ur lickin ur dad's tiny little pussy while ur feeling up on ur sisters tiny boobs and while ur rubbing ur little vagina. fuckface.
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hhaaha, i got a wife, a job, and your moms on my cock, so dont act all hard like your the shit, cause you are a NOBODY, so just get over it, MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS, ........so just let it go, or gtfo
when y is ur homo ass talking abt porn ? i dont think a married motherfucker should be jizzin off to other girls.. shame shame. n u got no dick. put that dildo down already. don't seem like a married or employed man. u are not respectful and don't seem kind at all. MOTHERFUCKER
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hahah watching porn isnt homo , your acting like a little kid, and me and my wife watch porn together, you little eunuch, and being married and being employed, doesnt mean i cant be a jerk or jerk off, so grow up, and stop playing dexter games, and get laid, life is short , live it fucker. !!
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nah shes into chicks, just so happens i am too. sorry bud, you'll get laid someday, ......ahhhh, i remember when i had my first beer too man, ....memories,,,, XD
wow. that is the most fucked up couple i have ever been told about. who the fuck watches porn w/ their wife? makes absolutely no fuckin sense. why not just get the real deal and fuck each other? dumbest shit ever. fuck off
I just wanna know if this games worth the money tell me
MrPandaSack 6 months ago
The app is fun but I'm stuck on were you crack the code on the porn he finds in the guys house :/
BigTalkingTom17 7 months ago
honestly this game is really terrible though and a disgrace to Dexter and the guy shouldnt review the game if hes never seen the actually show
42sonja 9 months ago
lol idiotic reviewer
igrenade 1 year ago
this dude has never watched dexter
ClydesRevenge 1 year ago
HORRIBLE review
marketingbow 1 year ago
You sound like a fucking pussy. It sickens you? Really? Give me a break, guy. It's a game. Just because I want to kill people in a game doesn't mean I'm sitting at home jerking off to snuff films. Go review Rapelay, then you can tell me you're sickened. Until then, grow a pair.
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Blueninja45 1 year ago
Apvee how about talking about gameplay and graphics instead of telling us you don't like this show I've never watched it myself but I usually trust your reviews and I'm now truly dissapointed
MrMaks18 1 year ago
what do u mean u can't c why would any1 like to play as serial killer? What? You would rather b a sparkling vampire?
pacij3nt 1 year ago 3
Awful review. If you haven't watched the show, don't review the game. Of fucking course you won't understand the app at all if you don't know what it originated from.
TheBatOuttaHeaven 1 year ago
Horrible review. Not much else to say.
TheNewWhompKing 1 year ago
this is like saying that the movie Fight Club was purely about fighting, theres alot more to the game than you are telling people and it was not a ploy to cash in on a tv series. the "difinative resource" for app reviews huh........try and leave your personal opinions out of a review. i worked long and hard on this game.
robertrageson 1 year ago
I agree with your review. Personally I'm a super fan of the show and if I have to be honest with myself I have to say that the only reason I enjoy this game so much is because it gets me in the control of dexter and bexause it sets the right atmosphere.
AndresApolo 1 year ago
ive watched every episode up till season 4.. and i have this game and love it.. i really think that this guy has never even seen an episode of dexter couse it was well done! i want dexter 2! and please dont reveiw a game if u dont know the context of the show.. u just sound retarded.. couse this game rocks!
elitedestro 1 year ago
@elitedestro do u know if the dexter app works for ipod touch iOS version 4
iAndrew3000 1 year ago
0:40 lol from season 4. that season was amazing!!!
Zisaar 2 years ago
your an asshole you dont think any games are fun. buy this game or jailbreak and get it free.
xTCxRAMPAGE 2 years ago
I got this app and it's really fun if you get into it
idol1506 2 years ago
Honestly, this is the worst review you guys have done. You put your personal views ahead of the app. You say it is just an app that is cashing in on a TV show and doesn't deliver. The Office game falls under that category and that die hard fans of the show might pick it up, but this is exactly like the show and tell EVERYONE to stay away. I think I'm gonna email you guys about this disgraceful review and demand a new review of this, or for your job.
NighthawkU571 2 years ago 30
i'd have to agree with Nighthawk. Please review the games as they are, we don't need your personal opinions 0:22
iamjames2 2 years ago
ok i got this game anyway and im a fan It is boring to a point but if your a fan of the show you will love it hands down. Too short tho.
Also if this guy thinks its sick to play as a serial killer this means he must think that GTA is sick, as well as any other game simulating human death. If your gonna have personal problems with the game itself, and assume straight from the get-go that its a poor tv cash in game, then dont review it. Get someone with a more porfessional view towards games.
TheKOEIwarrior 2 years ago
god, the people on this comment chat are bastards. Complaining about a review on a game based on a show.. Most of you never even played this game anyways. He is right at :50, it is the same gameplay over and over. And he is also right at 1:14, only fans of the show would be happy with this game
piphus 2 years ago
@NighthawkU571 are you a retard? so did they did a bad review, now fire them, who are you there boss?
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XxAlecX 2 years ago
First negative review i have found of this app, and it is clear that this guy has never seen the show.
Bmvc1 2 years ago 20
@Bmvc1 I agree. How can such game got reviews like that?
pornokrat 10 months ago
App vee,i'm getting more and more and more disappointed by your review's!!!!
sa66o6 2 years ago 6
You know how long they took to make this bloody game? give some respect boy
slike101 2 years ago
And do you know how long it took to finish the game even though they took a freaking year developing it?!
About 40 mins... -_-'
Xoid900 2 years ago
what ever floats my boat?? lol ok...
kanturuLT 2 years ago
wtf..this is sick. not gonna buy that crap.
kukelz 2 years ago
Pussy jk
R3APER24 2 years ago
I've been waiting for a review and this one fails to mention the most important thing just like everyone else. The games got gorgeous graphics, soundtrack from the show, almost bioware class dialog system and fun gameplay. There's just one catch. IT'S EXTREMELY SHORT
Xoid900 2 years ago 3
I love the show and I will check this one out.
typerk 2 years ago
playing the game has made me interested in watching the show.
i like the game,... but its not a must get
Jamaicangurl81 2 years ago 2
Eeek.. Thats gross man.
Devikvampire 2 years ago
can i fuck people up?
str8diggindiz 2 years ago
thats disgusting.
faniman57 2 years ago
0:25 was very erotic.
AwesomeCoasters 2 years ago
i might get it but 6 bucks is pricey
kenisinoregon 2 years ago
ur joking right? this is one of the greatest games ever! soooo fun and interesting. i have never seen one episode of the show and i love the game! great graphics adn gameplay. def. worth the 6 bucks.
qzjones 2 years ago
r u kidding me, graphics were horrible, look how he sinks into the bush!
DaSkateChannel 2 years ago
that's called a minor glitch. graphics are the best on the iphone (well, one of the best)
qzjones 2 years ago
best on the iphone!?!?? your on crack, someone tell this dude some apps that BLOWS THIS RIPOFF of A GAME AWAY
DaSkateChannel 2 years ago
u dumb shit. i said the graphics are one of the best. and YES they are. open up ur fuckin eyes. its ps2 quality, not new games, earlier games. its beautiful! i know games like real racing and assassin's creed and shit. but did you look at this? it's just gorgeous. can u tell me some graphics that "blow this ripoff of a game away?" asshole
qzjones 2 years ago
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well first off, any and every porn app that has come out do "BLOW" this away, its like interactive porn with full motion video, and its touch sensitive. noob, get a life, and your mother is a whore. XD
DaSkateChannel 2 years ago
ohh u motherfucker. im soooo sorry that i actually HAVE a life and im not a perv, u little bitch. jacking off to ur mom all day eh? i think playing dexter is more fun then watching gay shit. get a GIRLFRIEND. and ur dad can suck on ur moms 10 foot long penis while ur lickin ur dad's tiny little pussy while ur feeling up on ur sisters tiny boobs and while ur rubbing ur little vagina. fuckface.
qzjones 2 years ago
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hhaaha, i got a wife, a job, and your moms on my cock, so dont act all hard like your the shit, cause you are a NOBODY, so just get over it, MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS, ........so just let it go, or gtfo
DaSkateChannel 2 years ago
when y is ur homo ass talking abt porn ? i dont think a married motherfucker should be jizzin off to other girls.. shame shame. n u got no dick. put that dildo down already. don't seem like a married or employed man. u are not respectful and don't seem kind at all. MOTHERFUCKER
qzjones 2 years ago
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hahah watching porn isnt homo , your acting like a little kid, and me and my wife watch porn together, you little eunuch, and being married and being employed, doesnt mean i cant be a jerk or jerk off, so grow up, and stop playing dexter games, and get laid, life is short , live it fucker. !!
DaSkateChannel 2 years ago
ur wife watches porn and wishes that you weren't her husband
rindotheraven 2 years ago
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nah shes into chicks, just so happens i am too. sorry bud, you'll get laid someday, ......ahhhh, i remember when i had my first beer too man, ....memories,,,, XD
DaSkateChannel 2 years ago
i remember the first time i had ur wife.... memories....
rindotheraven 2 years ago 2
wow. that is the most fucked up couple i have ever been told about. who the fuck watches porn w/ their wife? makes absolutely no fuckin sense. why not just get the real deal and fuck each other? dumbest shit ever. fuck off
qzjones 2 years ago 2
i bought it today. since im a fan of the show i love it.
ktm5194 2 years ago
YEahh i am gonna get this man props how u like it?
itouchguy999 2 years ago
wow creeeeeppppy! O.O
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KuraiNexus 2 years ago
your a fail
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