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i dont gett why you all argue over religion .. it would be so much easyer just saying .. I belive or i dont belive ? why waste time trying to Prove that something are or Isent .. does it rly matter ??
unless I read wrong,you said "the only way for there to be no food is for there to be no biological life".
yet you said earlier fruits came before us. so if edible food sources came before us, I still find that an amzing coincidence that not only did plant life preceed us, life that required food stuff just so happened also to find its way to a planet that had ready food sources avaliable.I dont find that to be any small thing.
@glennjridge if someone claims there's a creator, they need evidence. Not just that there's a creator, but where it is, what it thinks/feels, how the it came into being, etc. Religions make assertions about these questions, but give no evidence, so the default position is atheism. The discussions aren't even really about god anyway, it's about the religious crap that people desperately want to believe in. If these same people were deists, we'd be talking about something else.
@glennjridge And in case it wasn't clear from the second point, Lucas was not contradicting himself. Only biological life regards a substance as food, something to take in and drain of energy and nutrients, so without biological life there is indeed no 'food'.
oh yes....a random...mindless...cosmo's farted out life.....and it just so happened...fruit and vegetables. as if the concept of living beings wasnt amazing enough. its too much of a coincidence.
My grandfather is an ordained minister and loves this bit! He's a man of true faith and has been since his youth. My father and all of his sibilings say he was a great dad. My grandmother worshiped him. He coached my first boxing team and all the guys still think he's the best. I mean, he is good, devout man of the Lord and loves this bit!
He like PO in general, but rolls every time he hears this bit! It's odd to think he would find it funny, but he does. LMAO!
You people act as if, just because some pathetic stand up comic says this.......then it must be true. If we are learning life advice from stand ups, no wonder this country is in this mess.
@TheGreekMan1981 yes, lets take life advices from people that read a book and think that all of it is true, and so, the governement should do everything that is writen in a book writen in the 4th century. Wait, my mistake. Religious people altought saying they are christians don't want the government to do everything in a 4th century book (new testament)...they want them to do everything in a 6th century BC book. You should ear the new Patton Oswalt CD by the way.
@mestresombra Yea, lets take advice from an overweight has been actor who brags about his extreme drug use. You can have him as your role model, but i'll pass
@TheGreekMan1981 you just talk without any kind of..of...thought. It's amazing actually how you manage to survive. "Extreme drug use". LOL. You don't even know this guy and any of his comedy do you? Better take advice from a real person than make believe characters in a story book writen to give some moral guidance, and instead, you've got idiots killing each other. "My god wrote a better book than yours!" "Well, my interpretation of the same book is holier than yours". Worst than youtube fights
@MetaI4Brains how dare you!!! You can see clearly in my book that my god has a bigger dick. It is writen that every time that he swirl it around, tornados pop up in the holiest places on this earth. I've clearly made my point and expect you to retract and admit that my god has the bigger dick.
@mestresombra guess what motherfucker, NOBODY knows the fucking truth, alright? NOBODY knows what is true and false, everything we can possibly come up with is nothing more than a guess. arguing your view is irrelevant, because NOBODY knows anything
@thebigE32 "guess what motherfucker, NOBODY knows the fucking truth, alright? NOBODY knows what is true and false"
here you see that good ole atheist rational thinking in action. they are every bit as absurd and ignorant as the religious they complain about. dull,marilyn manson style nasty low IQ. they laugh at notions of virgin births yet not seeing life starting is a virgin birth itself.
@glennjridge "they laugh at notions of virgin births yet not seeing life starting is a virgin birth itself." Please tell me youre joking cause this might be the stupidest thing ive ever read on Youtube comments.... and thats saying alot.
@glennjridge Oh, the unmodest veracity of someone to say we are ignorant of unknowable forces! By golly, I wish we could just hang these damn agnostics before they uphold the truth on a silver wiki platter for all to see like in the good ol' Dark Ages!
@BeBoBli if I'm unmodest...you are doubly.after all, as an agnostic your company line is "you dont know" so you shouldnt take offense at my m,ilwarm comment.. after all I didnt say anything vulger. I simply said its quite the coincidence that the universe created the concept of life....and the concept of edible plants came along with that life on earth. theres nothing about persecuting agnostics. I have nothing to do with atheists/agnostics having chips on their shoulder.
@glennjridge Allow me to shed some light on why you are so offensive. are insulting to atheists who are merely asserting a belief, not a knowledge. And that belief is unrelated to abiogenesis. Then you misrepresent both with strawman arguments stating atheists and supporters of abiogensis believe things that they do not.
@BeBoBli you atheists are fond of dropping the word "abiogenesis" as if its going to do the work for you.
like you can float on the brilliance of the word as if by association you are talking science and made a point. I ..however...made a valid point. abiogenesis has become like the religious's "God". you think if you just say it it explains everything. well, it doesnt. you cant tell me where gravity came from or edible plants. welcome to faith.wont stop you from preaching abiogenesis though.
I didn't say it explained anything. Nor did I say I even agreed with it! It's definitely a word with a meaning far different than you are claiming to have, but you won't even look it up. Abiogenesis accounts for nothing like faith, gravity or plant life. You are without mercy in regards to your endless idiocy.
@BeBoBli You clearly are just arguing to argue. your bored. on the one hand you drop the word abiogenesis as if I'm supposed to be impressed....and then you agree it doesnt explain anything. you are the worst kind of person to discuss with....the guy who doesnt even know what they believe at all. view just floating on the wind. and then you talk about my "idiocy". here we get a little taste of that world without religion you types are always talking about. its just as intolerant of others views.
@glennjridge Abiogenesis doesn't explain what you want it to, but you are expecting it will or at least are mocking it as if you think atheists look to it as the only answer. It is only an explanation for sentient life. Atheism isn't a belief; it is the lack of belief in any gods. An ideal world is one where people nose out of the proper science when they want things like scientifically valid theories to not be taught to our children.
@BeBoBli of course what you believe doesnt matter. you dont know what you believe.
in any case I simply talked about the coincidence that life was created and edible fruit and vegetables came along also...and you reffered to my "idiocy". you show a world without religion would be a case of "meet the new boss..just the same as the old boss".no difference. same old hatred of others view points, and need to slander. instead of war for religion it would be war for land,greed hate. you are proof.
No, to that comment I simply said "I cannot decipher what you're saying." I responded otherwise to you responding to someone else about gnosticism. I do know what I believe, it is just irrelevant to the subject. My hate stems from those who fight education, as I said. Your entire post was twisting my words, and telling me that I cannot make up my mind, but people can see my posts just as well as yours. Charlatan.
@glennjridge Fruits and such came about before sentient beings that would eat them. Coevolution took place with those sentient beings eating those fruits for sustenance, and the fruits and vegetables evolved to cope with being eaten in a positive way, i.e. allowing for fertilization via excrement.
@LucasI3434 still an amazing coincidence. beings that require food and energy just so having a ready made natural food source there for them. its like a fish bowl. you can have the fish,the water, the landscape, but there requires an intervention from an outside force...humans.. to give them the food they needs to exist.if it was just fish, they would die. there has to be something that creates what is required for the life.
@glennjridge No it's not. We evolved to our surroundings, and those plants that were around us that would provide something for us. Our needs adapted to the foods, they weren't specially just for us, so your fish bowl analogy is moot.
Regardless, modern day fruits are nothing like what they were millions of years ago. Today, we cultivate and manipulate them to fit our own needs, whereas long ago we... didn't. Look at banana's for example.
@LucasI3434 there wouldnt be much evolving if there just so happened not to be food for us in the enviroment.we are living beingsthat are natural beings... we require food sources. if they didnt just so happen to be there for the life....we wouldnt be lifeforms that dont require food...we would have been dead unable to exist as life.
@glennjridge That's why there's the gradual process of evolution. It's not like POOF we're here and POOF there's some food for you. Creatures from 10s of millions of years ago began to make due with there was around them to nourish themselves. Those that survived on what they ate, passed the genes they had to the next generation that would then also be able to eat that plant. Coevolution then took place in which the plants began to evolve to meet the fact that they're being eaten.
@glennjridge When the earliest homonid ancestors came about there were specific fruits that were available and evolved to BE eaten and have both parties benefit (we receive nutrients, and the seed becomes fertilized). This happened through gradual evolution. We didn't just poof into existence.
@TheGreekMan1981 you people act as if, just because it's in some ancient book that has no scientific evidence supporting it and billions of people disagreeing with it that.... it must be true.
@icommentonurstuff The laws of science are also written by men and since you think we are product of chance, how can we trust our own judgement. I am not here to debate you, because we both know we aren't changing our minds about our beliefs. So instead, I hope you and yours have a great Christmas and New Years. Take care
P.S. Just for the record the Bible is heavily supported by science. If it weren't why are there many Christian Scientist? Oh well.....Take care
The reason we are 'in this mess' is because you make these silly presumptions. Looking at the philosophical, scientific and rational reasoning behind theism, there is very little that is convincing to those concerned with it's validity. This is just a humorous observation of the matter.
@asnabelgur He is of Jewish background. Most Comedians claim Atheism cos Religion is so trashed in the stand-up comedy. In the that field ppl (esp Comedians) will be considered idiots if they believe in any religion (SUPER idiots if they are comedians). So almost all Jewish comedians will claim some sort of atheism or Agnosticism.
Sky cake is yummy! Don't even ask me how I know, teehee. My next Advice from a Comic I'm totally hitting on Religion...gonna have a beer with Jesus. Then he's gonna bust into a Dos Equis commercial because he's the most interesting carpenter in the world. Done!!!!
The interesting thing about christianity is that it actually deconstructs your natural desires. Jesus said "Take up your cross and follow me." Whereas every other religion on earth somehow serves to feed my ego and pride. Christ takes away my pride.
"I did not spend my life not raping and killing people to not go up in the sky have cake... SKY CAKE! Haha. Pretty sure that's how most pent-up religious robots feel. Monotony can be shaken once restrictions are lifted. All it takes is a little clarity.
(continued...) I just realized it's the perfect religion, you get rape of virgins and sky cake. However, if you raped a married women you would be stoned, along with her if she doesn't scream to alert someone. Basically your stoned because you violated her husband's property.
Another little known fact, The Bible allows as many wives as you can feed, clothe, and have sex with(exodus 21:10). One king had like 500 wives and 300 concubines (sex slaves)
Raping an unmarried women isn't seen as immoral to God, (otherwise you'd violate her husband's property ). She is actually forced to marry you after the rape b/c of God's law.
If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.
God would never allow such nonsense in his/her book.
@mrpayne123 you clearly misread the passage. Read it again. She's not forced to marry him; he's forced to marry her. Given the state of most marriages today, I'd be scared to death to rape anybody after reading this passage. Not that I'd do such a thing anyway, as I'm opposed to rape on principle.
@JimmyVermeer They're BOTH forced to marry b/c he took her virginity. "Then the man MUST MARRY the young women" Even if she didn't have to marry she'd be stoned for not being a virgin on her future wedding night by god's law. Also, why is there no punishment for the rape?
These laws are unjust towards women, if a women was raped while married and she didn't scream to alert someone, she would be stoned(Deut 22:23). God also allowed fathers to sell their daughters as sex slaves (ex 21:7)
Most of my relatives believe in sky cake wheras my spouse and I believe in sky brownies...so the dessert wars ensue whenever there's a family gathering?
the thing I don't like is that he honestly thinks religion is necessary in morality and creating civilizations and all these other things. there's so many ways 2 annihilate this statement its not even funny. morality was an instinct that evolved in humans because we're almost helpless by ourselves but as a community we're much stronger and can protect our children better. from this, morality developed and became more complex. then someone got deluded and believed in fairy tales
@cruelbusiness1984 wow, go to a George Carlin if you want to criticize religion, go here if you want to see a guy make some funny jokes and not be a super douche towards peoples religion
Now no matter how you all may feel about how this applies to religion, i am pretty sure no one can disagree with the notion that this concept of "Sky Cake" applies to government and even more so to society. Every time i check in to the news on the government or the social scene i keep hearing about how someone with "lesser" power is trying to control other people who have "greater" power
@paddymoep I just checked your profile and apparently you're from germany, guess that's why you don't think it's funny. Germans have no sense of humor and neither do christians so if you're a german christian then this joke is especially unfunny.
@Gregd8888 I'm 99% atheist, also germans have the best sense of humour.
You may (not) google this.
Other countries are really easily pleased with this level of humour. I didn't find an american/british comedian that doesn't use the word " fucking " every minute or two. It's of course hard to comprehend how americans think, being a non-american. I'll just leave it like that. Naming our best comedians and cabaret artists wouldn't really be an argument.
@paddymoep Lmao no one thinks germans are funny, you guys barely even have stand-up comedians. This joke is brilliant and completely true whether you think it's funny or not though. Maybe you just don't understand it because of the language barrier, idk.
@paddymoep Uh no most americans wouldn't like a joke like this, that's why patton oswalt is called an alternative comedian. Most americans are ignorant christians and they probably wouldn't even understand this joke.
@Gregd8888 These few sentences could've shortened this conversation.
It's your point of view that makes this joke funny. I couldn't think of it, and being surrounded ( except for my parents ) by atheists made me deem this unfunny.
I like Patton Oswalt, however.(i think he kind of resembles goofy)
But when i think of it ,and, in retrospect, think of the comedians that made some more "intelligent" (lacks a better word here) jokes/parodies of christians, i still can't find this really hilarious.
@paddymoep If you didn't find an american stand-up comedian who doesn't swear, you're not looking. Look up Kevin James. Boom! There you go! Stupid shit...
i love his voice .. its from ratatouille .. love that movie *-*
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Godless18 5 days ago
there is no 3:13...this means it is ONLY sky cookies
Godless18 5 days ago
I actually believe and i think that is funny as hell!!
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LJpein 1 week ago
The funniest part of this whole stand-up is that Patton looks like a fat butch lesbian.
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@TimothyADonaghue Way to miss the point while also trying and failing at being funny.
wtfdudenotcool101 1 week ago
@TimothyADonaghue and way to throw out a joke that patton says about himself all the time...you suck dude lol
Godless18 5 days ago
yeah.... I like cake. BOOM! The old sky cake dodge! ROFL *DEAD*
nflsqueeze 2 weeks ago
i think obama is going to bring on the new dessert wars
Godless18 2 weeks ago
Hilarious!
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i dont gett why you all argue over religion .. it would be so much easyer just saying .. I belive or i dont belive ? why waste time trying to Prove that something are or Isent .. does it rly matter ??
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unless I read wrong,you said "the only way for there to be no food is for there to be no biological life".
yet you said earlier fruits came before us. so if edible food sources came before us, I still find that an amzing coincidence that not only did plant life preceed us, life that required food stuff just so happened also to find its way to a planet that had ready food sources avaliable.I dont find that to be any small thing.
glennjridge 1 month ago
@glennjridge if someone claims there's a creator, they need evidence. Not just that there's a creator, but where it is, what it thinks/feels, how the it came into being, etc. Religions make assertions about these questions, but give no evidence, so the default position is atheism. The discussions aren't even really about god anyway, it's about the religious crap that people desperately want to believe in. If these same people were deists, we'd be talking about something else.
headcrush 1 month ago
@headcrush the egos of these 'scientific atheists' is the biggest problem any discussion centered around religion faces.
shoespeak 3 weeks ago
@glennjridge Let's establish some things.
1) Fruits are part of the life cycle of some plants, and plants are biological life.
2) There are no specific 'edible food sources', because what is edible depends on the species.
3) Life does not 'find its way' to a planet. It forms -on- the planet.
4) -All- life requires 'food stuff'. It's a required trait of life.
5) It would be a pathetic species to form without food sources. Maybe such species have formed, but they then died out instantly.
UmiyuriPapaeyra 1 month ago
@glennjridge And in case it wasn't clear from the second point, Lucas was not contradicting himself. Only biological life regards a substance as food, something to take in and drain of energy and nutrients, so without biological life there is indeed no 'food'.
UmiyuriPapaeyra 1 month ago
Religion: because science is overrated.
dkthg 1 month ago
@dkthg or in plain terms. Religion: Because thinking is overrated. XD
darkmatter83 1 month ago
oh yes....a random...mindless...cosmo's farted out life.....and it just so happened...fruit and vegetables. as if the concept of living beings wasnt amazing enough. its too much of a coincidence.
glennjridge 1 month ago
@glennjridge I cannot decipher what you're saying.
BeBoBli 1 month ago
funny shit!!
spartan052582 1 month ago
I think im gonna have rape for dinner.
Hatokie 1 month ago
ahahahah WHY ARE YOU SO DELICIOUS??
glynnnnnis 1 month ago 7
My grandfather is an ordained minister and loves this bit! He's a man of true faith and has been since his youth. My father and all of his sibilings say he was a great dad. My grandmother worshiped him. He coached my first boxing team and all the guys still think he's the best. I mean, he is good, devout man of the Lord and loves this bit!
He like PO in general, but rolls every time he hears this bit! It's odd to think he would find it funny, but he does. LMAO!
sambomuaythaijack 2 months ago
You people act as if, just because some pathetic stand up comic says this.......then it must be true. If we are learning life advice from stand ups, no wonder this country is in this mess.
TheGreekMan1981 2 months ago
@TheGreekMan1981 yes, lets take life advices from people that read a book and think that all of it is true, and so, the governement should do everything that is writen in a book writen in the 4th century. Wait, my mistake. Religious people altought saying they are christians don't want the government to do everything in a 4th century book (new testament)...they want them to do everything in a 6th century BC book. You should ear the new Patton Oswalt CD by the way.
mestresombra 1 month ago
@mestresombra Yea, lets take advice from an overweight has been actor who brags about his extreme drug use. You can have him as your role model, but i'll pass
TheGreekMan1981 1 month ago
@TheGreekMan1981 you just talk without any kind of..of...thought. It's amazing actually how you manage to survive. "Extreme drug use". LOL. You don't even know this guy and any of his comedy do you? Better take advice from a real person than make believe characters in a story book writen to give some moral guidance, and instead, you've got idiots killing each other. "My god wrote a better book than yours!" "Well, my interpretation of the same book is holier than yours". Worst than youtube fights
mestresombra 1 month ago
@mestresombra
My god has a bigger dick than your god.
MetaI4Brains 1 month ago
@MetaI4Brains how dare you!!! You can see clearly in my book that my god has a bigger dick. It is writen that every time that he swirl it around, tornados pop up in the holiest places on this earth. I've clearly made my point and expect you to retract and admit that my god has the bigger dick.
mestresombra 1 month ago
@TheGreekMan1981 Why should we listen to you?
MrJeremycrewssmith 1 month ago
@mestresombra guess what motherfucker, NOBODY knows the fucking truth, alright? NOBODY knows what is true and false, everything we can possibly come up with is nothing more than a guess. arguing your view is irrelevant, because NOBODY knows anything
thebigE32 1 month ago
@thebigE32 the cake is a lie
mestresombra 1 month ago
@thebigE32 "guess what motherfucker, NOBODY knows the fucking truth, alright? NOBODY knows what is true and false"
here you see that good ole atheist rational thinking in action. they are every bit as absurd and ignorant as the religious they complain about. dull,marilyn manson style nasty low IQ. they laugh at notions of virgin births yet not seeing life starting is a virgin birth itself.
glennjridge 1 month ago
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@glennjridge "they laugh at notions of virgin births yet not seeing life starting is a virgin birth itself." Please tell me youre joking cause this might be the stupidest thing ive ever read on Youtube comments.... and thats saying alot.
tibor420 1 month ago
@glennjridge Oh, the unmodest veracity of someone to say we are ignorant of unknowable forces! By golly, I wish we could just hang these damn agnostics before they uphold the truth on a silver wiki platter for all to see like in the good ol' Dark Ages!
BeBoBli 1 month ago
@BeBoBli if I'm unmodest...you are doubly.after all, as an agnostic your company line is "you dont know" so you shouldnt take offense at my m,ilwarm comment.. after all I didnt say anything vulger. I simply said its quite the coincidence that the universe created the concept of life....and the concept of edible plants came along with that life on earth. theres nothing about persecuting agnostics. I have nothing to do with atheists/agnostics having chips on their shoulder.
glennjridge 1 month ago
@glennjridge Allow me to shed some light on why you are so offensive. are insulting to atheists who are merely asserting a belief, not a knowledge. And that belief is unrelated to abiogenesis. Then you misrepresent both with strawman arguments stating atheists and supporters of abiogensis believe things that they do not.
BeBoBli 1 month ago
@BeBoBli you atheists are fond of dropping the word "abiogenesis" as if its going to do the work for you.
like you can float on the brilliance of the word as if by association you are talking science and made a point. I ..however...made a valid point. abiogenesis has become like the religious's "God". you think if you just say it it explains everything. well, it doesnt. you cant tell me where gravity came from or edible plants. welcome to faith.wont stop you from preaching abiogenesis though.
glennjridge 1 month ago
@glennjridge
I didn't say it explained anything. Nor did I say I even agreed with it! It's definitely a word with a meaning far different than you are claiming to have, but you won't even look it up. Abiogenesis accounts for nothing like faith, gravity or plant life. You are without mercy in regards to your endless idiocy.
BeBoBli 1 month ago
@BeBoBli You clearly are just arguing to argue. your bored. on the one hand you drop the word abiogenesis as if I'm supposed to be impressed....and then you agree it doesnt explain anything. you are the worst kind of person to discuss with....the guy who doesnt even know what they believe at all. view just floating on the wind. and then you talk about my "idiocy". here we get a little taste of that world without religion you types are always talking about. its just as intolerant of others views.
glennjridge 1 month ago
@glennjridge Abiogenesis doesn't explain what you want it to, but you are expecting it will or at least are mocking it as if you think atheists look to it as the only answer. It is only an explanation for sentient life. Atheism isn't a belief; it is the lack of belief in any gods. An ideal world is one where people nose out of the proper science when they want things like scientifically valid theories to not be taught to our children.
BeBoBli 1 month ago
@glennjridge
Finally, what I believe DOESN'T MATTER. I'm just correcting all the horrendous presumptions you are making.
BeBoBli 1 month ago
@BeBoBli of course what you believe doesnt matter. you dont know what you believe.
in any case I simply talked about the coincidence that life was created and edible fruit and vegetables came along also...and you reffered to my "idiocy". you show a world without religion would be a case of "meet the new boss..just the same as the old boss".no difference. same old hatred of others view points, and need to slander. instead of war for religion it would be war for land,greed hate. you are proof.
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@glennjridge
No, to that comment I simply said "I cannot decipher what you're saying." I responded otherwise to you responding to someone else about gnosticism. I do know what I believe, it is just irrelevant to the subject. My hate stems from those who fight education, as I said. Your entire post was twisting my words, and telling me that I cannot make up my mind, but people can see my posts just as well as yours. Charlatan.
BeBoBli 1 month ago
@glennjridge Fruits and such came about before sentient beings that would eat them. Coevolution took place with those sentient beings eating those fruits for sustenance, and the fruits and vegetables evolved to cope with being eaten in a positive way, i.e. allowing for fertilization via excrement.
LucasI3434 1 month ago in playlist Patton Oswalt
@LucasI3434 still an amazing coincidence. beings that require food and energy just so having a ready made natural food source there for them. its like a fish bowl. you can have the fish,the water, the landscape, but there requires an intervention from an outside force...humans.. to give them the food they needs to exist.if it was just fish, they would die. there has to be something that creates what is required for the life.
glennjridge 1 month ago
@glennjridge No it's not. We evolved to our surroundings, and those plants that were around us that would provide something for us. Our needs adapted to the foods, they weren't specially just for us, so your fish bowl analogy is moot.
Regardless, modern day fruits are nothing like what they were millions of years ago. Today, we cultivate and manipulate them to fit our own needs, whereas long ago we... didn't. Look at banana's for example.
LucasI3434 1 month ago
@LucasI3434 there wouldnt be much evolving if there just so happened not to be food for us in the enviroment.we are living beingsthat are natural beings... we require food sources. if they didnt just so happen to be there for the life....we wouldnt be lifeforms that dont require food...we would have been dead unable to exist as life.
glennjridge 1 month ago
@glennjridge That's why there's the gradual process of evolution. It's not like POOF we're here and POOF there's some food for you. Creatures from 10s of millions of years ago began to make due with there was around them to nourish themselves. Those that survived on what they ate, passed the genes they had to the next generation that would then also be able to eat that plant. Coevolution then took place in which the plants began to evolve to meet the fact that they're being eaten.
con't.
LucasI3434 1 month ago
@LucasI3434 *correction, a couple hundred million years ago
LucasI3434 1 month ago
@glennjridge When the earliest homonid ancestors came about there were specific fruits that were available and evolved to BE eaten and have both parties benefit (we receive nutrients, and the seed becomes fertilized). This happened through gradual evolution. We didn't just poof into existence.
LucasI3434 1 month ago
@glennjridge And, the only way for there to be no food is for there to be no biological life.
LucasI3434 1 month ago
@TheGreekMan1981 you people act as if, just because it's in some ancient book that has no scientific evidence supporting it and billions of people disagreeing with it that.... it must be true.
icommentonurstuff 1 month ago
@icommentonurstuff The laws of science are also written by men and since you think we are product of chance, how can we trust our own judgement. I am not here to debate you, because we both know we aren't changing our minds about our beliefs. So instead, I hope you and yours have a great Christmas and New Years. Take care
P.S. Just for the record the Bible is heavily supported by science. If it weren't why are there many Christian Scientist? Oh well.....Take care
TheGreekMan1981 1 month ago
@TheGreekMan1981 wow. that's probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me in a youtube argument. hope you have a lovely holiday as well
icommentonurstuff 1 month ago
@TheGreekMan1981 "Just for the record the Bible is heavily supported by science"
That's hilarious in the extreme
SiriusMined 1 month ago
@TheGreekMan1981
There are not many Christian scientists.
BeBoBli 1 month ago
@TheGreekMan1981
The reason we are 'in this mess' is because you make these silly presumptions. Looking at the philosophical, scientific and rational reasoning behind theism, there is very little that is convincing to those concerned with it's validity. This is just a humorous observation of the matter.
BeBoBli 1 month ago
omg that was funny!
umbra88 2 months ago
78 people dislike sky cake
mymom48 2 months ago
Poetry.
This is EXACTLY how and why religion came into existence.
TheFistOfAnAngryGod 2 months ago 2
how did they make cake without fire? Are we regressing technologically?
gutiboy13 3 months ago
genius, I now like Patton Oswald
gutiboy13 3 months ago
SKY CAKE!!!!
TheChowder444 3 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Patton Oswalt
hey guys, has anyone heard the good word about the sky pudding?
Mikeybetts 3 months ago
patton oswalt is one of my favorites with Kevin Nealon and Jim Gaffigan
Metman19 3 months ago
Devil's food vs. Angel cake?
charmedmagic92 3 months ago
Reddit sent me here~
mrinowgy92 3 months ago
Rape. It's what's for dinner.
13XZero 3 months ago
This video's length is 3:14.
This is a sign that Sky Pie must be the one true sky desert.
Harvin12MVP 3 months ago 118
@Harvin12MVP YOU IDIOT! You can't even spell DESSERT right! You're too dumb to know that Sky Cookies are our TRUE savior.
Moosemancer 3 weeks ago 2
If you are part of a sequence of 2 or more @ comments on youtube.. you failed.
0possumtrot 3 months ago
flame war in comments, why?
Ericurmaster 3 months ago
This was the best explaination of how people missed the boat with religion ever...
Kitchdmn3 4 months ago
"One of my ancestors !!! " why do Jews think they created Religion?
benmoro 4 months ago
@benmoro No he thinks weaklings created religion.
troyareyes 4 months ago
@benmoro Your pretty retarded.
thecrosby627 3 months ago
@thecrosby627 That's your argument!!
benmoro 3 months ago
@benmoro Oswalt was not raised Jewish nor is he Jewish by ethnicity, what the fuck are you talking about?
headcrush 3 months ago
@benmoro He said earlier in the video that he is an atheist.
Atheist:Not Religious.
Not Religious:Not Jewish
asnabelgur 3 months ago
@asnabelgur He is of Jewish background. Most Comedians claim Atheism cos Religion is so trashed in the stand-up comedy. In the that field ppl (esp Comedians) will be considered idiots if they believe in any religion (SUPER idiots if they are comedians). So almost all Jewish comedians will claim some sort of atheism or Agnosticism.
benmoro 3 months ago
75 people want sky brownies.
Allyspill 4 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Patton Oswalt
IT"S CAKE MOTHERFUCKER YOU"RE DEAD!
bogdan1231 4 months ago 24
oh sky cake. WHY ARE YOU SO DELICIOUS?
littleblueclovers 4 months ago
i didn't get the last part about the abortion clinics and stuff =/
scubadubax 4 months ago
@scubadubax
Those are examples of religion ruining society.
adelsaint 4 months ago
@scubadubax
The protesters are claiming those in the abortion clinics and clients are going to be denied cake.
JemmetGK 4 months ago
Sky cake is yummy! Don't even ask me how I know, teehee. My next Advice from a Comic I'm totally hitting on Religion...gonna have a beer with Jesus. Then he's gonna bust into a Dos Equis commercial because he's the most interesting carpenter in the world. Done!!!!
SheilaChalakee 4 months ago
The interesting thing about christianity is that it actually deconstructs your natural desires. Jesus said "Take up your cross and follow me." Whereas every other religion on earth somehow serves to feed my ego and pride. Christ takes away my pride.
l33tpwnzord 4 months ago
@l33tpwnzord "Whereas every other religion on earth somehow serves to feed my ego and pride."
Doesn't sound like you've tried buddhism.
headcrush 4 months ago
@headcrush
Try really hard ... fast .... meditate .... all so that I can become super spiritual and prideful about it.
l33tpwnzord 4 months ago
@l33tpwnzord I've never felt "pride" after meditating, that's the exact opposite point of it.
headcrush 4 months ago
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@l33tpwnzord
wow, you really have NO clue of what you're talking about.
LegalHeroin 4 months ago
Or Judaism which teaches that humility is one of the most essential values a person needs to have
breeeegs 1 week ago
rape a day keeps the doctor away
Quesly1 4 months ago
I have a question- if they didn't have fire how did they know about cake?
carcinomaangel 4 months ago 4
@carcinomaangel Must have been one of those premonitions lol
xIJOS3RAMOSIx 4 months ago
"I did not spend my life not raping and killing people to not go up in the sky have cake... SKY CAKE! Haha. Pretty sure that's how most pent-up religious robots feel. Monotony can be shaken once restrictions are lifted. All it takes is a little clarity.
Mr357Magnum 4 months ago
2:25- 2:45 EZEKIEL!!
Hommephive 5 months ago
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Hommephive 5 months ago
(continued...) I just realized it's the perfect religion, you get rape of virgins and sky cake. However, if you raped a married women you would be stoned, along with her if she doesn't scream to alert someone. Basically your stoned because you violated her husband's property.
Another little known fact, The Bible allows as many wives as you can feed, clothe, and have sex with(exodus 21:10). One king had like 500 wives and 300 concubines (sex slaves)
mrpayne123 5 months ago
Raping an unmarried women isn't seen as immoral to God, (otherwise you'd violate her husband's property ). She is actually forced to marry you after the rape b/c of God's law.
Deuteronomy 22:28
If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.
God would never allow such nonsense in his/her book.
mrpayne123 5 months ago
@mrpayne123 you clearly misread the passage. Read it again. She's not forced to marry him; he's forced to marry her. Given the state of most marriages today, I'd be scared to death to rape anybody after reading this passage. Not that I'd do such a thing anyway, as I'm opposed to rape on principle.
JimmyVermeer 5 months ago
@JimmyVermeer They're BOTH forced to marry b/c he took her virginity. "Then the man MUST MARRY the young women" Even if she didn't have to marry she'd be stoned for not being a virgin on her future wedding night by god's law. Also, why is there no punishment for the rape?
These laws are unjust towards women, if a women was raped while married and she didn't scream to alert someone, she would be stoned(Deut 22:23). God also allowed fathers to sell their daughters as sex slaves (ex 21:7)
mrpayne123 5 months ago
The sky cake is a lie...
studboy87 5 months ago
christians don't judge patton oswalt. if you looked like him you would be an atheist too
rhcprxbandits 5 months ago
@rhcprxbandits lol so what about the christians that are born with hammer toe and a hunchback? Guess they didnt put enough in the plate.
SuperTim16 5 months ago
@SuperTim16 tim tim TIMMY!
rhcprxbandits 5 months ago
Rape, it's whats for dinner.
lizard81288 5 months ago
One of the best comedians for me!
1979stiffler 5 months ago 2
What a delightful way to tell about a story about people killing each other. Delicious baked goods always makes everything better.
jackalvulture 6 months ago
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junkheadjones 6 months ago
This is his best joke in my opinion. Send this video to your friends Ò_Ó
AnimeAttitude 6 months ago 3
2:31 laughed tears
minikell3r 6 months ago
SKY CAKE DAMN IT!
TheRLKing 6 months ago
Mmmmmm, rape.
FordPerfect 6 months ago
Well what if there's rape for dinner in the sky?
runedude65 6 months ago
@runedude65
its SKY COOKIES MOTHER-FUCKER!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Mikeybetts 6 months ago
this is a classic bit for me... It stuck with me forever. I'll never forget this.
VirginiaTagz 6 months ago
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VirginiaTagz 6 months ago
Patton's analogy really puts religion in perspective...haha wow
ahsasv18 7 months ago 28
yup that pretty much sums it up
Moonshield23 7 months ago
Love that last "SKY CAKE!"
lbsmrbrb1 7 months ago
Now picture Remy the Rat giving this monologue
broadwaymelody33 7 months ago 5
@broadwaymelody33 Remy: "It's CAKE motherfucker! YOU'RE DEAD!"
oceanhell2 7 months ago 4
The cake is a lie.
name887 7 months ago 3
Most of my relatives believe in sky cake wheras my spouse and I believe in sky brownies...so the dessert wars ensue whenever there's a family gathering?
bccie1pres 7 months ago
TONIGHT WE DINE IN GROUND CAKE
ZuKahta 7 months ago 42
@ZuKahta I'm having rape for dinner.
KnivesOfTheRound 4 months ago
the thing I don't like is that he honestly thinks religion is necessary in morality and creating civilizations and all these other things. there's so many ways 2 annihilate this statement its not even funny. morality was an instinct that evolved in humans because we're almost helpless by ourselves but as a community we're much stronger and can protect our children better. from this, morality developed and became more complex. then someone got deluded and believed in fairy tales
cruelbusiness1984 8 months ago
@cruelbusiness1984 wow, go to a George Carlin if you want to criticize religion, go here if you want to see a guy make some funny jokes and not be a super douche towards peoples religion
DistinctlyRandom 7 months ago
@cruelbusiness1984
all you just did right there was make a prequel to this comedy bit
Zukken 7 months ago
Rape is the breakfast of champions.
Also Oswalt's point is bullshit.
kikosemmek 8 months ago
@kikosemmek so telling the truth in a metaphorical way is bullshit?
wow...
Maynard0504 7 months ago
@kikosemmek You my friend, are a fastigio.
SuperTim16 5 months ago
Sky baklava is the only real sky dessert.
Btw, Patton Oswalt is a comedian, not a theologian. And yet everyone seems to take him seriously; religious or not.
jason131813 8 months ago
THE SKY CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
AaronIzzard 8 months ago 2
Oh sky cake....why are you so delicious?!
anightmareschild 8 months ago 2
I took forever to get the 'sky cake is a lie' reference. That was poor nerdiness on my part.
sebrussell 8 months ago
I knew he was satanic
Iam18yearsolddddd 8 months ago
@Iam18yearsolddddd Patton Oswalt.....?
Oh sky cake, why are you so delicious?
patu8010 8 months ago
67 people prefer sky baclava
Fehnrique 8 months ago
is there sky pie? I like pie
icemakk 8 months ago
dumb servile religious fucks.
ParableFunction 8 months ago
I believe that there is something more to this life, but this is still damn funny and true.
chiefsfan364 8 months ago
Now no matter how you all may feel about how this applies to religion, i am pretty sure no one can disagree with the notion that this concept of "Sky Cake" applies to government and even more so to society. Every time i check in to the news on the government or the social scene i keep hearing about how someone with "lesser" power is trying to control other people who have "greater" power
linux750 8 months ago
The cake is a lie
brandonplaysguitar16 9 months ago
@TheTechnicolorWeasel DON'T YOU SEE?! THE SKY CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
loony956 9 months ago
This guy is RIGHT on the spot.
moOswe 9 months ago
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The cake is a lie
Run3scaped 9 months ago
GLaDOS promises us all Sky Cake. O_O
TheTechnicolorWeasel 9 months ago 3
Sky baklava!
electricspacegirl 9 months ago
@pitt5truct0r I finally realized I should just download this video and upload it to my iphone.
electricspacegirl 9 months ago
This makes more sense than the actual bible, aint that a bitch?
fdjizm 9 months ago 10
SKY CAKE!!
BigFanJimCarrey23 9 months ago
65 people had rape for dinner
heyidaroo 9 months ago 76
@heyidaroo
dont you mean the didnt get it?
Mikeybetts 5 months ago
@Mikeybetts I think they were forced to eat rape for dinner
heyidaroo 5 months ago
@heyidaroo 65 people think you're uncool for saying something everyone fucking says and is completely uncreative.
runemaster123654 5 months ago
@runemaster123654 53 people seem to like what I said
heyidaroo 5 months ago
The cake is a lie!
xanadian9 9 months ago
@xanadian9 AHAHAHAHAHA i get it =)
kilroy055 9 months ago
What the hell is he talking about? He can't be serious.
paddymoep 9 months ago
@paddymoep Lmao you're fucking stupid holy shit
Gregd8888 9 months ago
@Gregd8888 This is far from being funny and even farther away from being smart.
As your comment is.
paddymoep 9 months ago
@paddymoep I just checked your profile and apparently you're from germany, guess that's why you don't think it's funny. Germans have no sense of humor and neither do christians so if you're a german christian then this joke is especially unfunny.
Gregd8888 9 months ago
@Gregd8888 I'm 99% atheist, also germans have the best sense of humour.
You may (not) google this.
Other countries are really easily pleased with this level of humour. I didn't find an american/british comedian that doesn't use the word " fucking " every minute or two. It's of course hard to comprehend how americans think, being a non-american. I'll just leave it like that. Naming our best comedians and cabaret artists wouldn't really be an argument.
Well, at least i can enjoy both languages.
paddymoep 8 months ago
@paddymoep Lmao no one thinks germans are funny, you guys barely even have stand-up comedians. This joke is brilliant and completely true whether you think it's funny or not though. Maybe you just don't understand it because of the language barrier, idk.
Gregd8888 8 months ago
@Gregd8888 The language barrier goes in one direction. Can you even speak german?
Only that this is not the point of this discussion. I can perfectly understand both languages.
BTW, stefan raab, serdar somuncu, dieter nuhr, georg schramm, volker pispers.
To name some.
Anyway, from my point of view it just looks like american are pleased with this kind of humour.
I'm not. And i can't see anything funny in this joke. He couldn't name 10 different religions but feels the need to denounce them.
paddymoep 8 months ago
@paddymoep Uh no most americans wouldn't like a joke like this, that's why patton oswalt is called an alternative comedian. Most americans are ignorant christians and they probably wouldn't even understand this joke.
Gregd8888 8 months ago
@Gregd8888 These few sentences could've shortened this conversation.
It's your point of view that makes this joke funny. I couldn't think of it, and being surrounded ( except for my parents ) by atheists made me deem this unfunny.
I like Patton Oswalt, however.(i think he kind of resembles goofy)
But when i think of it ,and, in retrospect, think of the comedians that made some more "intelligent" (lacks a better word here) jokes/parodies of christians, i still can't find this really hilarious.
paddymoep 8 months ago
@paddymoep If you didn't find an american stand-up comedian who doesn't swear, you're not looking. Look up Kevin James. Boom! There you go! Stupid shit...
lex224ification 8 months ago
@lex224ification Almost as rare/hard to find between patton oswalt and the like as it is to find a german one who IS swearing.
paddymoep 8 months ago