"Jesus that was close!" : Escaping Herod

[HypatiaRuby]

Yeah, frying Herod would have been too easy. Besides, going to Egypt was part of the plan to fulfill prophecy. Interesting that the other account of baby Jesus says nothing about this flight to Egypt.

[62netty]

Cheesy Beebus for president!

[amative63]

Good thing God didn't tell Joseph to go to Australia. They would have been put in an offshore detention centre.

[HypatiaRuby]

Excellent points! 

[TheKilgoretrout]

Thanks. I never thought about the fact that Joseph was the only one who was warned about Herod killing all children under 2. What a "kind" and loving god.

[julzabro]

Yet a nother great argument against so-called 'freewill'. Excellent!....and funny as always.....Jeezy Beebus.....lol!

[A3A3adamsan]

I never tought on this particular moral failure of the christian "God" character.

Clever! :)

[rebelde69ateo]

thanks for exposing one of maaany nonsense bible tales;-]

[RICKYMDOGG]

"You're infringing on my free will; I don't want to go to fucking Egypt.."

Hahaha, keep up the great videos man. Have the BBC still not been in touch about getting you an Xmas special on BBC2? Lazy public funded cocksuckers!

[kalsolarUK]

@RICKYMDOGG lol, nope no calls from the BBC yet. Maybe they are all believers?

[twelve121]

Lmao mint!!!!!!!

[grumpyguts1967]

lol , love this guy , funny as f...

[oliverscott2007]

Wow, both the skit and the outtake were hilarious.

[kalsolarUK]

@oliverscott2007 thanks for that, much appreciated!

[teddyrubskin]

yah, ya gotta believe in Jeezy Beavis because of stupid bullshit, not practical visible proof

[saamohod]

Lol. Nice.

[leungchaan]

Cheesy Beebuzz... sounds like a new snack or something..

[whatever133701]

faved and thumbs up

[kalsolarUK]

@whatever133701 Thanks! 

[Paxmax]

Jeeze Beebuz, the christian version of Justin Bieber!

[kalsolarUK]

@Paxmax I think there are many people who would happily crucify Justin Bieber.

[Roseybaby63]

Jeezie Beebus sounds like a rapper name.

[figmenttt]

I just love when you tell these bed time stories.

[kalsolarUK]

@figmenttt somehow the bible stories make your average bedtime stories seem so much more believable

[Philosification]

I think what you *meant* to say in the blooper was "in order to kill all the Justin Beibers"

[kalsolarUK]

@Philosification on a subconscious level you may well be right.

[bonnie43uk]

I've got William Lane Craig on the line, .. can you take the call??

[kalsolarUK]

@bonnie43uk strangely he may well be the topic of my next video.

[RhunDraco]

Tell me more of this Jeezie Beebus!

[crmarquet]

Don't you worry, believers have a very unique way to sidestep logic and reason. With ehough shoehorning they can make a pair of size 8 shoes to fit a man with a size 12. Then turn around and tell you: "See what happens is that you read the scripture out of context."

[kalsolarUK]

@crmarquet indeed, no one shoehorns better than a bible believing christian.

[AGNOSSI]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ya killi'n me over 'ere ...pommie bastid...LOL!!

[rozeboosje]

ROTFLMAO but very good points indeed.GeezybeebusLOL

[kalsolarUK]

@rozeboosje who needs laughing gas when theres a bible at hand to keep us amused.

[pornoopel]

hahaha :D ..and i didnt know you were a secret bieber ;)

[rollofnickles]

great point and LOL

[dewinthemorning]

Tanned Cheesy Beebus? On a reverse-walking donkey? Surrounded by a force-field so that no camel can bite him?

Yay, this religion sounds fun!

[kalsolarUK]

@dewinthemorning Well, there are so many errors in the bible that I'm sure that I'm allowed to make the occasional one of my own. doh.

[dewinthemorning]

@kalsolarUK That is why I prefer to get my bible knowledge from you. At least your errors are funny and a whole video can be built around one of them. :)

[thebitsinlittlepots]

@dewinthemorning It's not a religion, It's a personal relationship with Cheesey Beebus.

[qabala]

Millenium Falcon schematics, eh?

[kalsolarUK]

@qabala indeed!

[DeistPaladin]

One of the things I wondered about with that story, beside the fact that there's fuckall for evidence of such a massive atrocity, is how would Herod's soldiers go about killing Jesus who was supposedly god incarnate? I mean, I don't know entirely how it works but I'm pretty sure killing a god is harder than just running a regular sword through it. Don't they need to go on a quest to get the special blade forged in the fires of Mount Doom or something?

[kalsolarUK]

@DeistPaladin You make a very fine point there. I've always wondered how so many of the main characters from Adam onwards seem to think they can outwit god or thwart his plans etc. Hope you're keeping well by the way, its been a while!

[wimsweden]

Spice noonerism! ;-)

[kalsolarUK]

@wimsweden groochas mushyass. I mean, Muchos gracias.

[jamieee321]

Justin Bieber

[OwtDaftUK]

Faith & bullshit ftw. i love your take on bible storys, more plz.

[kalsolarUK]

@OwtDaftUK I'm sure there will be more...there's much comedy to be mined from those 66 books.

[IcEye89]

Jeesy Beebis is a character from an advert on CBeeBies. He wanted to sell his Baby Protection Fields but then people tested them and they were just made of sugar and lead paint. Did protect against growing up though.

[kalsolarUK]

@IcEye89 Hmm? Well I was about to question your viewing habits...and then realised that I am part of them so all I can say is...er...you clearly have very discerning tastes. ahem. Is there really a character called that btw? lol.

[IcEye89]

@kalsolarUK I really can't tell. I am actually unable to watch anything but the international BBC channels because I am not located in the UK. But I'm glad that shit sounded convincing :D

[deemzje]

Brilliant!

(especially the blooper reel ROFL).

[ZachValkyrie]

Jezey Bebus? Didn't he open for Wiz Khalifa that one time?

[Vogter616]

Hillarious as usual :)

[Darwinsgift]

Don't tell the Christians but there is a strong possibility that Joseph was escaping for his rogue trading as a carpenter and the Egyptians needed immigrant workmen since the Jews buggered off!

[kalsolarUK]

@Darwinsgift Once again it takes an atheist to unearth the truth :-)

[Blackmark52]

The god of the OT certainly is omnipotently challenged if he has to run away from a human that doesn't even know where he is.

But my question is why is God telling Joseph this when He's already Jesus? Why isn't it the the baby Jesus that gives Joseph the instructions to run off to Egypt?

[MarcZERO1980]

Thumbs down for crap joke.

[RadarKat73080]

Have you EVER woken a baby in the middle of the night? I went to Egypt once, I was bit on the asp!

[deemzje]

@RadarKat73080 You can take sleeping babies quite easily anywhere, actually. They tend to persist at being asleep, I've noticed. I once carried my youngest son on my back through a hailstorm on a mountain, he slept through the whole ordeal. Of course, he was covered.

[RadarKat73080]

@deemzje You can't even sneeze in the same zip code as a kid in my family!

[deemzje]

@RadarKat73080 Are you genetically disadvantaged?

[RadarKat73080]

@deemzje This lame attempt at comedy is over.

[kalsolarUK]

@RadarKat73080 thanks for that, you've made me feel slightly less bad about my crap joke. lol.

[RadarKat73080]

@kalsolarUK Welcome. Okay, punchline: my grandfather used to have to drive my aunt around in the tractor before she'd go to sleep.