Happy Chop

[chechonilus2]

ODia esas enormes maquinas?

[mrblobbyissexy]

He doesn't need any help with mincing

[GandWuser]

"Tasty fun south of the border."

Mehehehe.

[JerryTVong]

If good healthy food makes you happy, then u need Slap chop

[1Sebas9]

yes but i love dildos

[sfimporter]

@1Sebas9 So does your spouse.

[1Sebas9]

@sfimporter lol.

[LOGINOVSIRIK]

Хуйня этот ваш Happy Chop. Залупа ебатая!!

[wolfmoon256]

lol he admits to being easy...

[lulzsmartalex1]

GAY AS RAINBOW DASH!!!

[StreetKingKry]

Press 6 to see what makes him happy

[metalangel12311]

like if you came here from "Ambiguously Gay" on TVTropes XD..

[Slipsystem13]

@metalangel12311 fuck you and fuck tvtropes you simplistic turd

[metalangel12311]

@Slipsystem13 excuse me? im simply commenting about how came here from TVtropes, and Im just wondering how many other people came from there as well. no need to get like that geeze..

[Toshisan]

we already have something like this, its called the slap chop

[DamitaJoBoy9]

Buy Frank Decaro's Dead Celebrity Cookbook on Amazon or in bookstores. Mama needs a hip! Love you, Frank!

[TheJunHoe]

0:44 "it's easy and it's cheap, like me!"

....wtf

[VlacKanino]

push "4" for HEADSHOT!

[dagnytheartist]

Oh, and push 0 and then 1 to say "you cry!"

[dagnytheartist]

Chop them directly on your counter top for added germs!

Sorry, but that's the first thing that came to mind when I saw this.

[TheSuperMatej]

chop chop chop your fucking fat out !!!!!!fucking stupid americans !!!!!!

[NateNorris]

"if you love a little fruit, or even a BIG one..." 00:30

[CreamyMacarooney]

Happy Chop lets you slice, dice, or MINCE onions!

Can I say "hard cheese" on television?

Wait 'til you taste my salsa.

In no time you'll have tasty BUNS, south of the border!

[gruianul]

IT'S A BIG CRAP! DON'T BUY IT!

[vergil165]

ITS A FUCKING SLAP CHOP KNOCK OFF

[ldavwlover]

I love me some Frank!!!! He cracks me up!

[Edward8Bro]

4 = Charge Chop Chop!

7 = Cum

[kippehkun]

Did he just call himself 'easy'?

[SilkroadAllDay]

nice it has the smallest place in it smaller than 1 carrot 1 month old

[GorillazRock619]

Vince Offer All The Way

[TenSecondsFlat10]

Press:

1 for cry

2 for quick as a bunny rabbit

3 for hard cheese on television

6 for now that makes me happy

[SoljaBadGuyBoyTellem]

More like Crappy Chop.

[usmceflips]

Does size matter.NO ahhaha---> 0:56

[joebua]

I love when Frank asks, "Does size matter?" I responded, "Yes it does, TV's Frank DeCaro.

[ziferzero77]

.....slap chop?

[zarrurer12]

"it vibrates so fast it cant cut your fingers"....thats discusting.. XD

[MsFireburner]

This is the best thing ever.

[iBizkitas]

1:17 thats how you wash it! :D

[alex011als]

happy chop annoying orange!X )

[thelexsta66]

Mmm...Im'a wanting some of that grated chocolate!

[CountessKuseka]

we love you xD

[chaos190708]

Ooo. I been in Pueblo, Colorado and I didn't that PO Box in August 2010. MADNESS!!!

[heteromeles]

*cough* SLAP CHOP *cough

[Tonn0001]

Very funny guy. He is the best!

[Laualwayshappy]

This commercial makes me laugh and hate at the same time. It's unique!

[PhilGrocholl]

He has a show on SiriusXM on the OutQ Channel, Sirius 109, or XM Channel 98, weekdays from 11 to 2 PM Eastern time. He's even funnier on his show. The funny thing is, this is how he talks every day.

[qchch123]

LMAO!!! this shit is hysterical xD

[HayoTsukiyomi]

"Does size matters?" xDDDDDDDDD

[jorgemameza]

I have seen this commercial in Spanish, and now i could see that in English is more gay than in Spanish!!! actually both versions are gay xD

[TheKittywilson]

this guy is........ AWESOME!

[IsuckGamer]

Fact: the guy actually is a homosexual.

[sfimporter]

@IsuckGamer Fact: and fabulous

[vanquisher111]

the question is will it blend?

[XmisszRoX]

does size matter? xD

[ChocoRoll6070]

it's funnier in spanish lol

[notsqueegi]

If you love a little fruit, or even a big one.

[lichito15]

A LA MADRE KE KAGE DE RISA AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!! AY NO ME KAGE ASI VAAAAAAAA IYAAA

[isadorus]

the only thing worse than seeing a grown man cry is seeing a grown fat gay man doing so...

[StupidAsItSeems]

Saw this shit on television for the first time today. Made my day. Had to come here to relive it, 'cause it's fucking hilarious!

[Alexxanddria]

I came here from tv tropes.

[vovchikkkkkk]

Кто купил, тот и протупил!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vovchikkkkkk]

Eto prosto super dermo!!!!!!!!!!!

[TTsindromRI]

it vibrates so fast.hahahaha

[AlenafeatElly]

Can I buy happy chop in Germany?

[ilovemysenpai]

Thumbs up if TVtropes brought you here!

[StuarttStewie]

"Does size matter?"

LOL

[Hal20062b]

WITF?



[lovelylamp]

Hes a homosexual fir sure

[50100007]

Slap chop?

[animelovergirl1011]

Also known as: Slap chop

[MightyJustas]

zomg these happy chops are worthless, everyones complaining about them

[barenstark]

epic fat guy

[IAMYOUornot]

It's cheap and easy... like me! lol

[DisneyWorldAddict214]

i wanna order this because he advertized this :DD HAPPY CHOP!

[yalinegurl1]

"hard cheese"

'does size matter?"

"It's easy and chic...like me!"

"It even comes with it's own protection!"

Double ententes galore!

[RomanDutcher]

this scares me

[JustAnotherAnimeFan]

Omg...this is hilarious. XD

[Supdude147]

The tool is not the ONLY thing happy in this commercial...

[Lizzilolaphobia]

He's gonna love Vince's nuts.

[Bodici22]

...Is this a real product? Like can you buy this, or is it a joke?

[blaquejaxx]

I love this commercial. Does size matter? lol awesome

[funnycreep]

NO WAY! XD this is great

[TheDeistAngle]

can I say hard cheese on television?

lol. this shit is too much.

[Melkhiordarkblade]

How is it fast?,it's so small you'll need to use it 20 times to get everything cut up,especially salsa.

[MrsRachelTurtle]

Faster than a Bunny Rabbit.

[hhheartcore]

It opens like a flower?

Well the Slap Chop opens like a butterfly!

[MorgensternPip]

"If you love alittle fruit...or even a big one!" hmmm...

[bigman88zz]

this guy kinda reminds me of associate bob from demolition man. rip associate bob

[pokedude919]

Does size matter.lol

[originalmatete]

anyone knows the name of this happy fat guy? hahahahahahahaha

[sfimporter]

@originalmatete It's Frank DeCaro - and he's laughing all the way to the bank. How you doing?

[originalmatete]

@sfimporter thaaanks a lot! i wanna have a Frank DeCaro's (happy chop version) costume for halloween hahaha :)

[Randomizer903]

@sfimporter thanks to where i live, i watch this commercial 5 times a day... IN SPANISH!! at the time of this comment, this is actually the first time i saw the english version.

[Mattnek]

@sfimporter amen !

[aspie1966]

"It's easy and chic....like me!!" "It even comes with it's own protection!!" LOL This commercial has a serious double entendre issue.

[MegaBluecherry]

@aspie1966 Don't forget, "If you love a little fruit, or even a big one!"

[rncb1977]

spanish version sound gayer...

[madvegan66]

@rncb1977 SO TRUE!

[Maniaxe613]

You're gonna love my nuts! Oops, wrong commercial.

[jamexxxxxx]

who would ever want to buy such crap

[dsfdsfsgfdegdfgmdflg]

It's easy and it's cheap. Like me!

[RoPiDe]

@dsfdsfsgfdegdfgmdflg i think its even worst: "its easy and chic, like me!"

[herolll22]

Does size matter?

[Olivia230]

it opens like a flower? wth

[ItsNotKuurrsten]

Advertising win

[Verdagol11]

its much funner in latin america

[i0n496]

Every slap chop ripoff is a quick chop ripoff.

[mmmiller20099]

@sfimporter you know the Slap Chop isn't the same company as Happy Chop. Why are you lieing? It's a knock off of Slap Chop. Tell the truth jerk!

[sfimporter]

@mmmiller20099 Do I know that? I don't think I do. I believe they originate from the same company. What company in their right mind wouldn't have patented their device? Now who's the jerk?

[megaverner]

@sfimporter Acctually, the quickchop came first, but after the patent ran out (a patent dosen´t last forever) similar products like the slapchop, chopchop and others started showing up.

[Christiantheory]

@mmmiller20099 Who cares about the product!!! We're all here because of the fat happy gay dude. Did he say "hard cheese" on television?

[iGatorNation]

Just on Jay Leno :)

[siim686]

This is still on tv but thankfully its translated in my country. :D

[maxitoh23]

This dude is awesome

[vampqueen61]

He reminds me of somebody I know...

[ChildrenCardGames]

Heavy Weapons Guy's son!

[rhn94]

big bulky machines? .. have you looked at urself??

[runescrule]

WTF is the difference between SlapChop and HappyChop?

[gantamtam]

@runescrule omg! you forget quick chop from billy mays! idiot! this means that you hate billy mays!

[jaywilton18]

I don't trust camp men who sell salsa o.O

[GoodLooksProductions]

Barney Frank?

[3Sugarlicious3]

i want that!!!!!!!

[GoldenGashBell]

0:32 "If you love a little fruit... or even a big one!" IT'S SO SUBTLE

[iChubz]

It vibrates so fast that it can't even cut ur fingers!

[uiiiiop1234]

no theres nothing worse than watching a fat man cry

[gaoutlaw]

So the Slap Chop has become the Happy Chop? Wowzers

[holyhellcat]

So they made the commercial so ridiculous that people would forget about Vince.

[BikinikilI]

Ive never seen this commercial in english i had a feeling his voice was annoying..

[CourtroomFan]

I still love how the Slap Chop guy tells us that we'll love his nuts! ;)

[djclintonk]

Better than the other ad with that infectious looking dude. This guy is way better and cleaner and a more convincing seller.

[TheSpicyPeppaz]

Its easy and cheap...LIKE ME! AMEN TO THAT HUNEY.

[heyjudette]

who hired frank decaro for this shit!

[aristov1]

i guess "wait till you taste my salsa" overtook the mantastic "you're gonna love my nuts"

[karengeier]

frank decaro! he used to be on the daily show

[hijodejoseluis]

egg headed gay guy!!

[killermel23]

Lol wow

[davespy81]

L.O.L Love it.

[ThisIsCyfe]

soon youll have tasty fun south of the border lmao

[rodriguez140]

it's easy and chic..LIKE MEE!! lmfao

[erysichtheon333]

this is awesome.

[yusefdoodie]

....This is real?

[TD9001]

I love this guy. He looks like an egg and sounds like a Twizzler. If he did more infomercials I would more inclined to watch them.

[dpmduran]

Could this guy being any gayer, in an old schoolway?

[dale310]

It's like looking at Perez Hilton in 3 years.

[punkduderock]

it even comes with its own protection ...... now that makes my happy

[KeepUpWithBlackshear]

"it even comes with it's own protection!" lol

[Jmccain1881]

is this reall?

[rmdavebarton]

Which came first? The original and still the best. The Pampered Chef Food Chopper ... and it comes with a five-year warranty (from a company that's been around for more than 30 years). Just write me if you want a link so you can review it for yourself.

[hellomynameisrodney]

love you frank!

[Nemiah]

"Quick as a bunny rabbit!" and "If you love a little fruit, or even a BIG ONE" uhmm I hope that was scripted although something tells me its not. LOL'z Go Polka Dots!

[luisdeleyendas]

I Want To Try His Salsa Cha Cha Chop X3

[TFiPW]

AHH INNUENDO OVERLOAD!! Does size matter? It comes with protection. If you love big fruit cram in a big one.

[drzfynest65]

HAHAHAHA so many gay innuendos

[MaTyHx]

0:54 LMAO!!!! xDDDDDDDDDDD

[BlurbFish]

I'm not gonna love his nuts.

[AMCope37]

"its easy and its chic`, just like me" And thats coming from a gay man in a purple suit with what looks like a pink shirt and also a pokadot tie on!!!!!

[yammaster2007]

@AMCope37 Yeah, and what are you wearing? ; )

[AMCope37]

@yammaster2007 Army Unifrom, standard cover and boots.

[Monehh]

"It's easy and it's cheap.. like me!!" lol wtf kind of commercial is this?! xD

[sounnikoura]

FAGULOUS!

[Markolovrat]

this is awesome:D

[Supdude147ALT]

They picked the gayest guy for the gayest product.

[ShopiStar]

What came first? This or Slap Chop?

[sfimporter]

@ShopiStar Same company.

[STFOX543]

@sfimporter remember quick chop with billy mays

[shadowknights2000]

@sfimporter realy same company

[Centaurian0190]

@ShopiStar 100% slap chop

[gantamtam]

@ShopiStar you forgot quick chop by billy mays! :( it means that you hate billy mays!

[ShopiStar]

@gantamtam Didn't know Billy Mays had a chop too. I'm not American :T

[BP2611]

@ShopiStar is this the european version of slap chop? cuz i saw this on Top Shop

[0mgwtfbbq21]

at 0:57 thats what she said

[masonrox2547]

this video is a headache machine

[niriop]

Wow. That....infomercial...was...FA­-BU-LOUS!

[melediv]

what's worng with saying ''hard cheese'' on Television?

[coopereltzroth]

im pretty sure he likes big fruit....

:)

[adriandragan]

i don't trust TV Shpooing

[sfimporter]

@adriandragan I agree. Shpooing should be kept to the privacy of your own home.

[kplee89]

@sfimporter Yes, nobody wants to see you shpoo in public

[yobob64]

some asshole got an idea to put slap chop and quick chop together.. WTF

[sfimporter]

@yobob64 It's the same freakin' company! Damn, open your eyes people.

[Definistrator]

This guy's fun to listen to, but I personally prefer the Spanish version.

[ere522]

I prefer billy Mays, but he's dead : (