Breakfast: Canned Cheese

[Vihara2]

this show, its soo terrible its good, i would watch this every day if they played it in aus.

[MondoHoN]

Hahaha I remember this. This was hilarious hahaha

[ljthompson87]

wow she really knows her way around a sausage

[TheProudUSMC]

NO American uses caned cheese i have never even tried it

[appleism100]

@TheProudUSMC fuck Americans

[jdverley]

...and I'll add that we have real cheese too

[jdverley]

LOL! We don't put canned cheeze on everything. Just crackers.

[CookieCreamCrumble]

paul is just having so much fun impregnating that sausage xD

[dasherdudester]

"Chloe, come her now!"

[ChrisDometakis]

lol look at paul at 4:5o.....

[ka0snz85]

you are Ron Burgundy! Miss you mate

[michaelioaneryan]

Paul Henry is funnier than Russell Peters, Ray William Johnson and Chuck Norris combined

[antikoerper256]

LMAO @ Peter

[MickieLJamesfan19]

Alli: Can i do my own? Paul: No it's too much fun hahah lmao

[missana888]

PH you rock!

[aussiebumblebee]

holy god, who the fuck eats canned cheese!

[FeebleNosemanny]

I love how regular food in America is like fear factor stuff elsewhere.

[ak47popper]

@FeebleNosemanny lol

[armtgshnks]

Chloe come here NOW.

[AlexWoahWTF]

4:55 LOL what a beast

[darncatsarefunny]

hes so rude

[darncatsarefunny]

at 5:35 he just cuts her off lol

[pallant25]

Chloe come here now!

[Whiskers2018]

LOLZ! This is funny!:D and @tylerxx97 I suppose it was a bit like one of those little cheerio sausages, you know, the little red ones?

[abhishekutkarsh]

watch " Paul Henry Sacked " in youtube

[tylerxx97]

what is the red thing he is poking a hole in and putting the cheese in?

[BodomChildBreeder]

leave peter alone the product is utter shite and one of the reasons america is considered an unhealthy nation... (covers face in wake of negative bombardments)

[wtchluring]

@BodomChildBreeder lol mr cheese is good

[georgiakelsey]

ali: can i do my own? paul: no its to much fun!

lol

[ironfistnick]

haha peter you big girls blouse - ali tucked in!

[kyle56452]

I live in America, and I hate this stuff. We rarely use it, at least on the west coast

[Rofltastic1]

He's actually one of the most hilarious people I've ever watched.

[GDOTV1]

so funny!!! as that nutrionist chick is waffling on pauls thrusting that impregnating thing in and out of that weener...

[NZMorgs]

Anyone else sick of the cannon inspector?

[MikeG506]

Whenever I hear these guys talk it reminds me of Flight of the Conchords.

And it pisses me off that people think that news reporting like Paul's is unprofessional, i'd SO rather see genuine people like him than disgustingly fake plastic assholes with forced smiles pretending to like eachother and so desperately trying to be "politically correct" now THATS unprofessional.

[MCRLolitaDoll]

@MikeG506 I agree with the second paragraph. Was kinna offended by the first comment, since I'm kiwi, but I totally get what you're on about :P I get like that with other accents haha I'm just so pissed that Paul left T_______T

[billywish]

peter is a dickhead....

[Gdayguy36]

That peter guy is so fucking snooty.

[mrjzxv]

i miss paul this new guy annoys me

[Seal05]

Toy-town in a can !

[Ekilla9402]

American here. Proud that, that shitty product is alien to my Kiwi brothers

[CantabAndy]

"Can I do it on my own?" "Nah, it's too much fun"

[ttk1opc]

They don't sell shit food like this in NZ? That is a good thing to hear.

[LouiseHeslip]

I love how the woman on the speaker thing is busy yapping on about how unhealthy it is and they're just spreading the cheese all over shit :L

That Mr.Cheese stuff is actually really good though.

[omfgyourmomsugly]

chloes a virign. she got all embarrassed bout paul with that stick & savloy hahahaha

[tsarify]

hardenup. this guy is just what we need in the morning. keep calling at you see it Paul your'e a real hoot.

[tsarify]

hardenup. this guy is just what we need in the morning. keep calling at you see it Paul your a real hoot.

[ezzener]

Cheese including 35% cheese? What's that? It's like selling diet grease :D

[Sylarzx]

"It's very messy. You've made an aweful mess"

"Well that's because I was trying to have some fun"

[lucy2217664]

funny funny

[McLeefalHead]

"It's gone all down here, it's an eruption of cheese!".

[greatwhiteginga]

trust the woman to be complaining about it.

[nomyek200]

Chloe is so cute XD

[flubber68]

Chloe seems nice. I like her :)

[jc55]

NEW SQUEEZY CHEESY PEAS!

[kharnifex]

@jc55 Where's me washboard?

[jc55]

@kharnifex  How queer!

[NZbroncos]

:40 aaaaaawww

[poppysmum]

He's wonderful!!

[ImeldaDavies]

More like sperm you cock sucker.

[scream1195]

there really listening to the girl on the phone

[ConradMcBad]

Peter Williams, a king among men.

[mugg99]

shinaaaa!

[krabby4000]

whos chloe? shes HOT

[calvz777]

@krabby4000 Shes the producer's assistant, meet & greet person slash coffee maker for the presenters.

[Aspekitteh]

LOL! they are like students being silly in class! not really listening.

[yarrowworks]

LOOK DOWN HERE - ( Do not watch modern family on TV3) ( its a scam)

[sambrown18]

look at all the air time this stupid cheese is getting lol

[beckers2325]

Haha look at paul at 5:00

[beckers2325]

"Salt is a killer too isnt it?" ( Carries on eating the canned cheese) haha

[beckers2325]

"Oh look its gone all down here...its an erruption of...." hahahahhahahahhahaha

[racygal427]

breakfast is waaay better than buffoonish sunrise

[McKitty19]

"Your body isn't a temple, I've seen it!" Hilarious.

[mgruff]

Haha I love how Chloe is Paul's bitch.

[Boeu13]

Never tried it, but I want to. Paul makes me LOL and whoever disagrees can go squirt some canned cheese up there arse.

[steveegert]

in the USA fresh dairy produce is available everywhere too, ass. but canned cheese is still delicious on a cracker or something here and there, jeeze.

[rok30]

nz is so far behind!

nz is 15 years too late in everything

[ZaporojitZ]

its true nz is behind, there is not enough people.

[rok30]

Your right, I miss nz though all the pies and fish and chips...especially pineapple lumps and l&p.

Here in texas all we eat is bbq

[PCrePs]

Texas sounds like Hell of Earth.

[rok30]

Actually growing up in manukau city was hell on earth

[transtasmannetball]

no, rok30, its because we rarely get American junk food into our shores, otherwise we would be fat thing on legs like the obese americans

[rok30]

Great point trannstasmannetballs...your right we dont have any overweight people in new zealand, especially the ones who hang out at the tab eating boil ups and taro all day......my bad!

[transtasmannetball]

yet america has them on a grand scale compared nz and I like taro-its better and healthier than eating and hanging out at hungry jacks, Mac Donald, Taco Bell.

[rok30]

Taro..cornbeef...healthier....­.omg are u living on rangitoto or something, nz women are amoungst the highest in obesity in scale of ratio of population in the world!! check the otara or avondale fleamarket this weekend...youll see what I mean!

[transtasmannetball]

lol. 'women are amoungst the highest in obesity' -yes the USA is no. 1

[rok30]

@transtasmannetball .....I take it you are one those big women I was reffering too....nothing wrong with that, full figured women are sexier and have more curves than skinny girls...so dont feel so self concious... : -)

[transtasmannetball]

lol. at the complete U turn on the obese

[rok30]

I am samoan, so I understand the problems in our culture with diet and foods, and unfortunatly the lack of education we have regarding being healthy, I now live between both countries and see the differences...and believe me there are!

I just think its sad when I see kiwis always comment negative about the US, yes they do alot of bad in the world, but they also have brought a lot of good to aotearoa and the rest of the western world....peace!

[jadeypie53]

i love the way hes just casually poking a stick into the savaloy... hehe hes so funny =)

[ceecrazy432]

didnt england have mad cow :s lmaoooo oh get overr it lol

[FreneticKey]

LOL

[steveegert]

peter williams and the other girl they have come taste it are fricken ridiculous. i mean its canned cheese, theres nothing wrong with it, is delicious. just because they are all prissy and prim and proper over there they can take there real cheese and stick it in their ass.

[TabbzMoo]

sorry but 35% cheese isn't really cheese by my standards....and isn't heese supposed to have calcium in it?

[j1nx3d5]

its because in NZ fresh dairy produce is available everywhere. To buy 'canned' cheese just so alien. real cheese FTW

[LaRiSsA704]

actually although im kiwi i have heard that uk sausages stand out against kiwi ones also ive been told that susages in germany are yum too

[transtasmannetball]

german sausages are better?...what planet are you on?...its another case of 'you heard'-not you've tasted.

[loveuabundle]

that cream in the can is just as bad EW! so bad for you!

[naianachan]

I just found that nutritionists voice really annoying. Repeatedly spewing out facts that really had no effect because no one cares, and they're all too busy trying to focus on Paul and co.

[2009nz]

I'm Italian... It's disguting!!!

But your country is amazing!!

[xxuncexx]

i know. its not that popular here. kids like it though.

what i want though is the new carls jr 6 dollar portebello mushroom burger!

[FreneticKey]

haha

[rowdy037]

Chloe is hot

[RussEpic]

Chloe is SO hot!

[Jammanich]

New Zealand cheese can't taste worse! NZ plastic cheese!

[Finn1million]

You dissing our cheese eh? You trying to start an intercontinental cheese war?!

[evolnz]

its made in the USA, only marketed by a NZ company

[JKSmellie]

NZ cheese pwns. End of discussion.

[Holz3rr]

I think it actually tastes quite nice! I had some today! Peter is funny (:

[Frantik15]

I CANT!!!!!

funny part

[heartsmoothie]

May fav part:

'What Chloe? Oh look. Don't even. No. Don't play with food Chloe.'

[upinmygoodies]

i think you should be worried

[Steelee3]

LMHO does this mean kiwis will be able to afford cheese again? But will we be able to eat it ;) :)

[josh17728]

I wouldnt no wot to do in the mornings if Paul wasnt as Funny as he is in the morings..

[ServeChilled1956]

oh shut up you sad bastards

[skatemadman1235]

I have to say I miss this crap having lived in England for 5 years.

Nothing like plastic cheese on Nachos.

I'm a chef and sometimes you just have to have really bad stuff that tastes good.

[petergalbraith128]

the chick on the left is pretty hot :)

[pcinabox]

dude... you into guys? na the hunnis on the right

[taniwha9]

Imagine an American show discussing these delicacies: "steak" n'kudney pois (pies) complete with chunks of gristle

savloys

Stale asparagas rolls.

Lamingtons

Fush n' chups w/whitebait fritters (served cold, the morning after,natch)

Pikelets

Pizza with Watties canned spagetti on top.

All washed down with your choice of Raro or DB.

Yup. The world's greatest connoisoirs.

Oh, how forget: "mince" on toast (for breakie)

[HHH0nline]

I'd prefer any of the above to American Canned Cheese.

[oemeo]

LOL this is funny... but to be fair I have NEVER had canned cheese and only know like 3 people that have and it was ONLY on crackers. Kids are really the only ones that like these as they come in colors too... kinda weird if you ask me.

As for the cheese most like, I'd go with Boars Head which is pretty legit.

[Nubleus86]

Lmfao, the way he plays with it...

[taniwha9]

I have never known an american to out canned cheese on anything. Do NZ'ers really have to put this crap on tv to feel good about themselves?

[jajog]

I sleep easy at night knowing that every morning I can wake up to some good ol' American bashing.

[poppysmum]

Yes, we do it to feel good about ourselves. You are so very correct.

Prrrrf

[xoxobang]

lmao wtf Americans don't put this on everything. Maybe crackers, and maybe like once every couple of years. I don't even remember the last time I had cheese-wiz/cheese in a can. I prefer, like most normal Americans, *real* cheese. xDDDDD;

It's pretty weird witnessing people who've never heard of this sort of thing, and then weirder them thinking its that popular lol. :) Interesting vid, though! Educational I guess? lmao

[tobesters]

Whilst they're handling those saveloys they could've commented on the meat content in those too!

To New Zealand's shame it has some of the worst textured and tasting mass-produced sausages in the world, though I can't think of many other things bad about the country.

[Zenretsu]

lol um wtf? im pretty certain most 'mass produced' sausages would taste pretty horrible. butcherys where its at yo!

[tobesters]

Butchery sausages are "where its at" no doubt, yet in NZ they cost a lot more than the standard supermarket ones, which as in the UK for the most part are mass produced. Mass produced sausages in the UK have some texture and don't have a skin that splits and peels off like condom rubber when you cook em, which sadly happens to be the case in NZ. Sorry not to be more clear :-)

[grannman]

Na, rubbish sausages aren't any countries monopoly. I bet the rubbish sausages over here are gourmet compared to the truly rubbish stuff in the UK. You get what you pay for. I bet for the UK price of a rubbish sausages you could practically get celestial sausage here. No doubt the UK aspires to be as great as NZ someday in quality sausage production.

[tobesters]

Having lived in the UK and NZ for 33 and 8 years respectively I feel qualified to make this observation. I've tasted the same crap in Aus. It's OK for NZ to be not as good as UK on some things, and being accepting of it frees you up from those boring unquestioning nationalist, patriots that so thankfully are quite rare in NZ,

[grannman]

yeah but it's such a generalisation. If you bought the cheapest sausage in the UK and compared it to the cheapest sausage here you'd probably find the UK sausage is more expensive anyway which messes up comparison in quality. I dont think our bargain bin sausages are any worse than anywhere else. Naturally if you want something other than cr*p you have to pay more than peanuts.

[upinmygoodies]

are you serious. NZ sausages taste like shit compared to uk. go to a butchers in england and then a butchers here. choose a sausage for the same price, uk cant be beat

[grannman]

Are you kidding? NZ beef sausages probably make UK sausages look like processed soy bean... NZ beef and dairy makes the UK look like something that stayed in the dark ages riddled with all that disgusting mad cow disease that Britain has had.

[upinmygoodies]

haha nope

[17HMR]

Whinging poms. Theres a surprise.

[shufpunk2]

What a moronic, unoriginal bigoted cliched comment ... just shows the author is a twat

[DarkPheo]

Why is everyone getting so anal about this?

It's a joke, meant to be funny.

Ha. Ha.

[meinsla]

WTF, sponge cake? Has this man ever even been to America?

[HumanStrategy]

The dude thinks that Americans put cheese on everything? Usually it's some kind of meat product that Americans put cheese on. Sponge cake wtf?

Is this product really that foreign to the Kiwis? It is something that shouldn't shock many people.

[shadowhunter84]

Wow what a bunch of picky eaters they act like its going to kill them, that one guy didn't even taste it before he said awful typical anti american retard

[DavidTheSilencer]

Gross

[soylentkubrick]

haha, i thought easy-cheese was more prevalent then this. its funny to watch these people just discover the novelty. oh and nobody here in the US puts this stuff on anything but crackers. and i don't think i eat it more then like once a year at my grandmothers house lol.

[destroyer36]

they should euthanize the obese (aka Americas)

[drumminsteve]

Maybe we should euthanize you.

[HumanStrategy]

"Americas"

We should euthanize a place? lol

Enjoy your aids.^^

[1yK3Y4]

This is a two-sided problem.

1. Some Americans have too much fucking pride and think they're superior to everyone else. We need to adopt the damn metric system already. It's better and we need to acknowledge that.

2. Some people outside of America think all/most Americans are fat, lazy, ignorant assholes and always insult them.

Both sides have some learning to do.

I'm American.

[destroyer36]

noob

[goodyboiii]

he's right though, a lot of non-Americans are very stereotypical when it comes to the lifestyle of Americans. They think all of us are fat, stupid, and lazy. I'm 14 years old and I'm from California and if I'm able to write an "intellectual" comment like this one don't you think other people can do it too? I'm just tired of everyone thinking all we do is eat McDonalds and watch t.v -_- (don't thumbs down me lol)

[servertest]

Too bad this shit is not American. It's made by a company called Tatua. They are in NZ. The dairy is supplied by local dairies. Hey TVNZ, stop perpetuating a stereotype. Most Americans don't eat this shit. Over here having a can of that in the house means you are either an imbicile or elderly.

[Hayzeuszilla]

Indeed.

[the3blues]

Screw you- Easy Cheese is RAD

[the3blues]

SPONGE CAKE?  BURITTO'S? Nobody puts it on anything but crackers and celery...and maybe eats it once a year. But it is RAD

[ne0huang]

i remember liking this when i was a kid but now i dont like it :\

[jiffyfly]

no one in america eats canned cheese

it tastes like shit

it was created to make money off of stupid foreigners

know what ur talking about before u go on air

[SecretAsianBoi]

exactly!

[mench5125]

haha wow they play that up so much americans really dont use canned cheese at all in my whole life as a us citizen for 17 years i have never had canned cheese

[badboydeano]

this is just SICK

[DevBlazed]

All fat americans eat this shit.

Many slim Americans like me eat real cheeses: Smoked Goudas, Parrano, Gabietou, Camembret, and nothing beats a fresh mozzarella.

[dasnein1]

"If you go to America, you get some anything, burritos, anything, you can get spongecake, and itll be covered in canned cheese"

haha

[monkeyman1140]

I like the brunette.

[estoylocos]

Canned cheese like that actually doesn't taste half bad. At least in the US.

[sulli389]

I'd say it's preferable to vegemite/marmite

[taligent84]

Vegemite is Australian not NZ.

[j1nx3d5]

the thing there though is that that unlike canned cheese, vegemite/marmite is healthy for you.

[aganlex]

The canned cheese has less saturated fat than the weeners everyone was stuffing in their mouths.

[haggiskiwi]

At lease the USA canned cheese it a bit more subtle & a little less premature than Mr Cheese

[IAmDismallyYours]

This needs to be on Unnecessary Censorship. :D

[InturnetHaetMachine]

If they actually travelled to other developed nations and decide not to remain ignorant, they might actually find out what a shithole they live in. Imagine the horror. I guess that's why they bury their heads in the sand, and pretend they're number one.

[omwebb]

... he wrote, without any apparent irony, on YouTube.

[InturnetHaetMachine]

Fuckin' yanks.