Hi, my name is Jeff and I'am an ass hole.. I was clean for about a week but last night I could not help myself and made my sweet little wife cry. Thank you for your time.
My goog God that man is undoubtedly, inconceivably, and inexplicitly almost as much of an asshole as I am!!! The differentiations are that I am British therefore this remedies any excuse I can have to not be an asshole
As much as I wanna flip you off, your kinda right. We know we're assholes but we don't care cause we're proud to be the assholes we are. If we weren't trying to be assholes, it would be much more of a problem.
they can have ALL the democracy they want, they can have a big democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square, and it wont make a lick of difference, because weve got the bombs, OK???
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I find it funny he says the swear words, yet the words on the screen say "BLEEP". Denis Leary kicks ass, for this was the song that made him famous (that and his rants)!
in the chair... w...waht is he squeezing? is that a breast implant or.. am i crazy?
purplegumibear 2 years ago
yeah its implants, lol man the things you do with money. lol
scabpicker1989 2 years ago
my theam song
slyman258 2 years ago
My Theme song :D
acpsuperfly 2 years ago
Love this song!
radicalgarbage02 2 years ago
I'm an asshole, and fucking proud of it!
Mictlanmatini 2 years ago
damn straight
slyman258 2 years ago
LE...
hylton7 2 years ago
HO...
DFurg 2 years ago
A......
king15060 2 years ago
SS....
PrinceSuperBen 2 years ago
This song is about Me!
billinok 2 years ago
love this song :D
swimma06 2 years ago 2
this used to be my ringtone
fsufan01977 2 years ago 2
'Maybe i shouldn't be singing this song, ranting and raving and carrying on...'
BamFang 2 years ago 3
two words "nuclear fucking weapons"
lmao
mikeyaaa 2 years ago 5
HAAHHAA thats rich !
888NiCk88 2 years ago
Jeff, Dennis Leary is awesome good! Great pick for your theme song, I've been there!
Jaundies 2 years ago
WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!! *salute*
BigBruinekool 2 years ago 5
I want to FUCK DENIS LEARY
Gergaloth 2 years ago
your mother fucked denis leary
Gwanja1819 2 years ago 4
She gave me the idea...
Gergaloth 2 years ago 2
talk about an awkward sit down...
Gwanja1819 2 years ago 2
Nah the chair was comfy as ever, it was the conversation that blew my mind!
Gergaloth 2 years ago 2
a sit down is a conversation! GOD! asshole!
Gwanja1819 2 years ago 3
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Gergaloth 2 years ago
I'm an asshooooole
Gergaloth 2 years ago
hey hey! HEY!
You guys are assholes.
ufos420 2 years ago
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boylikegirls345 2 years ago
"Sometimes I steal whole bits from Louis CK"...
(but do them better)
BFDeihl 2 years ago
Hi, my name is Jeff and I'am an ass hole.. I was clean for about a week but last night I could not help myself and made my sweet little wife cry. Thank you for your time.
buzzjeffshow 2 years ago 2
You should be proud of yourself, Jeff. Asshole on forward, my friend. Asshole on.
badacyborg 2 years ago
this song will make my morning drive so much more fun
jad144 3 years ago 2
on* is what i ment to say
BigSmoke2222 3 years ago
" I use public toilets, and I piss one the seat!" Lol
BigSmoke2222 3 years ago
and i walk around in the summer time sayin "how about this heat!"
Wolfie1889 3 years ago 3
My goog God that man is undoubtedly, inconceivably, and inexplicitly almost as much of an asshole as I am!!! The differentiations are that I am British therefore this remedies any excuse I can have to not be an asshole
picllle 3 years ago
"Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces!"
SEGCISR 3 years ago 2
EPIC!
Murf122 3 years ago
This song is dedicated to, well, ME! I love this song...
bruzer75 3 years ago
best song i heard on waafs walk and rock for change last night i was hilarious
smitty268 3 years ago
This song sums up America!
dagon213 3 years ago 2
As much as I wanna flip you off, your kinda right. We know we're assholes but we don't care cause we're proud to be the assholes we are. If we weren't trying to be assholes, it would be much more of a problem.
wyatt22a 3 years ago
America...Fuck yeah!
badacyborg 3 years ago
Team America FTW!
"Livin in America..."
UUTez2k7UU 3 years ago
Haha! And it's good livin'!
badacyborg 3 years ago
"We got the bomb", so nobody can say anything about it!
b33133rice 3 years ago
Im an asshole too lolz this is a great ass song
L33treyalp 3 years ago
This is bloody great.
nosferatu55 3 years ago
this song is deceted to my friend meg
-liz
00liz2 3 years ago
hes two face from the black knight :D
DEDEDE711 3 years ago
Hahahah
alwysrandomhuh 3 years ago
EPIC
EPIC
EPIC EPIC EPIC
Kingrazzee 3 years ago
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who ever says epic is gay
natbarletta 3 years ago
EPIC
rexdalewarrior 3 years ago 2
Don't forget the baby sealion eyes for headlights!
Nessthegreat 3 years ago
bloody brilliant
noforgivin 4 years ago
i use public toilets! and i piss on the seats!
XD
jfmedrummer 4 years ago
russia germany romania!
th3wu 4 years ago
they can have ALL the democracy they want, they can have a big democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square, and it wont make a lick of difference, because weve got the bombs, OK???
Serpico69 4 years ago
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Denis Leary stole Bill Hick's material after he died and passed it off as his own.
sergelapelle 4 years ago
ya i know what an ASSHOLE
Sierrafox17 3 years ago
propagandaaaaa
costi81 4 years ago
A-SS-HO-LE
IceWitch2020 4 years ago
one of the greatest songs ever
cloudfighter 4 years ago
D friggin L ok A.S.S.H.O.L.E
12stringbucky 4 years ago
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lokko111 4 years ago
a.s.s.h.o.l.e everybody!!
dominoin71791 5 years ago
I love this song. He is hot!!!! Thanks 4 the post.
abcJess 5 years ago
brilliant but whats tht ball thingy hes squezzing at da start?
SuperHoops13 5 years ago
silicone breast implant...i know i laughed too...
RisteardXD4 5 years ago
breast implant
teambionicle 4 years ago
classic
WilliamLaRochelle 5 years ago
THIS SONG ROX!!!
ClankClaw 5 years ago
dude this song is soo funny lmao
KcatrinaC 5 years ago
That's what makes this song good, he has a way of lightly addressing uncomfortable truths.
sfiser 5 years ago
One of the funniest songs ever... the problem is that points made in the video are uncomfortable truths.
blackturtleus 5 years ago
oh i haven't heard this is so long, loved it!
EndlessDrk 5 years ago
funny song. freakin funny
Xsniper90X 5 years ago
A must see classic...... Dennis is top teste :D
Slagg 5 years ago
I find it funny he says the swear words, yet the words on the screen say "BLEEP". Denis Leary kicks ass, for this was the song that made him famous (that and his rants)!
guitarpick2002 5 years ago
DENIS IS AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
loveXtheseXscreamsX 5 years ago
Song's hilarious but its really asanine how he sings it, LOL!
RideonRunnersHigh82 5 years ago
lmao this is stup9id in a funny way
Pyronic 5 years ago
I think you mean funny in a stupid way...?
briand769 5 years ago