How kids get their hands on Halo Reach

[decka5001]

EXACTLY HOW!!!!!

[EthanG298]

0:56

thats what happens when you have a bla....oh god im not gonna say it

[iNvictaStudios]

Well, its true, ill give you that.

[iFalcoDZ]

I WANT CRACK TOO

[munkeyluv2011]

If children like this are the future then I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[DCking14682]

i cant say anything bad and i guess none of you can say anything bad either because i guarantee that at least half of the people who have watched this video has done this before

[availability103FT]

haha, nice thats exactly what they do

[SuperShadow118]

Come on

[jiob8]

Honestly, the only thing that annoys me more than a squeakers' voice is when you're at least 16+ (I'm 19) and they call you "kid".

[SchwarzRyan]

LOL

[aiden4343ify]

thats funny Hey mom after this can i have some crack?

[averaham19]

voices are SHIT

[cheese319]

Can't tell if win or fail.

[GodIsFake69]

Kid: c'mon (flashes pistol)

Store clerk: no (flashes shotgun)

Kid: (slowy puts away pistol)

Store clerk: (slowly puts away shotgun)

lmfao i love the fucking internet thats comedy you won't find anywhere else ever lol

[eg20100]

Well... thats how i get games lol

[starmanellis]

I AM 10 YEARS AND I HAVE HALO REACH!!!!

[Hexx910]

@starmanellis Good. Just do us all a favour and don't use the online until your voice breaks.

[jacobin48]

0:30 that kid has a gun *maybe a pistol* and that guy has a gun *possible chance its a normal shotgun* who would get a kid a pistol

[neoaustin164]

@jacobin48 the same person who agreed to get him crack.

[odst1999]

i realy dont know why u need tissues someone explain that to me

[jacktheripperrules]

@odst1999 its a reference to jacking off, tissues porn and lube, now do you still need someone to tell you what the tissues are for?

[AbridgedFan101]

I don't understand how this is possible.

Either 1) their parents are so ignorant that they don't care. 2) The parents are spoiling them 3) They just don't want to hear them whine.

[TrueGamer181]

This always pisses me off online too. Little fucking kids don't deserve to play such awesome games. They're too young to even understand the blood, gore and violence. All they do is throw tantrums when they lose, so I mute them. It's still retarded as hell to play against a little kid, though. They suck, because they're too young to properly use the controls. It's not a fair fight. That, and they're seriously messing with their fragile little minds. Games are WAY more explicit nowadays.

[ApotheosisFilms]

@TrueGamer181 I've played games like Silent hill since I was about 7, and I've noticed that shooters are mostly little kids it seems, like playing MW3, I can't play search anymore, I'll private chat anybody not to hear that one five year old who can barely talk screaming "Fucker" at everything that moves...

not trying to say they can't play it, just that maaaaaayyybbbeeee make a gametype just for them... were they are forced to hear there words said back to them before agreeing to say it aloud..

[necrontyr1800]

thats what my brother did 2 get BF3

[1234fivedude]

im a kid but i cant stand other children swearing saying mom jkes and screammin in their mikes!

[colebowlin68]

@1234fivedude Same here. Type in on your add friend thing Sniper Enemy4. God he's like a 5 year old. Oh and if you do tell him that he sailed here on a raft. I mean yacht. Because he's Cuban.

[LordFhalkyn]

Rated I: For immature little children.

[CaptainAlliance]

Internte porn lol.

[Pasterana199]

its ok if they get the game. just make sure to slap them if they have xbox live and start bragging about hacked/modded stuff

[bovineleaf232]

Reaterd:Mommy can I have some crack after this? Gay Mother: Shure sweety. Reatard: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Smart man:WHAT THE F***** HE DIDNT EVEN PAY FOR IT!

[kennysdeaths111]

im like 13 but i don't scream down the mic and im pretty good at halo i hear 5 year olds screaming down the mic all the time and it pisses me off

[T0ny998]

either that you have asian parents. (sorry for stereo type)

[NumerousLemon]

Didn't even pay for the game

[xModdedAngelx]

LOL its funny, cuz its true....

[FrailDtulpin]

What The XD FUCK

[littlebigpro64]

at least games like uncharted 3 don't have little kids or they would be ruined

[iplyrunescape305]

the kid probably drives her mom crazy thats why she says yes to all three things

[Caboose0110]

one reason why i went a bit off with call of duty: i played halo reach and most of the players were five to ten year old kids. so i bought black ops (MW3 wasn't out at the time) and there was 5 to ten year old kids playing and screaming down the mic for about 20 games. (don't worry i still play cod aswell as halo reach ;) )

[mlgmaddness]

@Caboose0110 thats what the mute option is there for lol

[chandler191]

LMFAO

[NamelessChicken]

You can't really play xbox live without a 10 year old screaming curse words into a mic

[WinnerNeedsCookiezzz]

@UltimateVillain I'm 12 and i completely agree...so.....yeah :/

[LinkFan4199]

The only people I know who are under 13 and are good at video games are friends of my friends. So these acquaintances are able to get an average of 28-1 in a BF3 match. They are also inheritor's. Unfortunately they are nerds, but then again I am to :P

[TRICKSANDSTUNTS1]

i want some crack now mom!!!!!!!!

[prototype4061]

What a fucking asshole

[bovineleaf232]

mommy can i have some crack next?

[EmoGrapefruit]

im the only one without an @ sign on my comment... FIRST!

[mrtobdobson]

then that kid took an arrow in the nee.

»»───(Knee)───►

[darkinferno864]

i hate little kid on live

[waffleblog23]

now someone has to do how kids end up in a corner after playing halo reach.

[UltimateVillain]

You can't play any games on Xbox Live these days without hearing a little kid who is clearly no older than 10 screaming swear words down the mic at everyone playing. And to top it off 95% of the time they have no skill at the game either. Thank God for the mute option at least.

[daddyman123456789]

@UltimateVillain i got cussed out an hour ago for getting in a warthog that a little kid wanted on halo reach he wouldnt shut up then i killed him :3

[UltimateVillain]

@daddyman123456789 Good for you, the parents clearly aren't doing anything to stop them so we the players need to.

[Stickman470]

@daddyman123456789 Same thing happened to me but then I ran him over :D

[rampuu22]

@UltimateVillain And thats why Pedobear was created,

[IsaacD39]

@UltimateVillain or own em and laugh

[MisterEclipse96]

@UltimateVillain You're welcome.

[colebowlin68]

@UltimateVillain Right? Then they scream because they die and get their Mom or Dad and they tell you to stop and then you tell them to go fuck off. He crys and ect. Come on. We all know this pattern.

[superhaloreachkid]

@colebowlin68 ikr i think if ur not at least 13 u should be band

[Roblox1122]

@superhaloreachkid Thats why they invented the mute button learn how to use it.

[John117lego]

@UltimateVillain I am 10 and hardly curse on my mic and I have had Halo- Reach for 1 month and I am already rank major. Play a game with me I will prove it to you. My GT is Snaggletooth72

[Bloodrain696]

@John117lego You're 10 no one wants to play with you...

[mrmegamaddude]

@John117lego me and you are the same

[mrmegamaddude]

@John117lego btw im megamad2

[SouthParkFan44124]

@UltimateVillain i'm 11 and i play live with a headset, and i don't curse! :|

[117DieHard]

love 0:25

[TheTomWarp]

So true..

[xWoLongx]

It's fine for a kid to get halo. I just don't understand who would buy them a headset.

[LaeBehleFere]

@xWoLongx Parents that would rather have their children nag other people instead of them.

[TheRaptorGaming]

@xWoLongx I agree If did'nt get halo 1 as a kid I would have not got into gaming.

[starfoxfan123]

I do very good in school so my parents don't really care what I play, as long as it has no sexual content. But I am way different than the rest of the "annoying kid" group. (I am 13yrs.

[MrBOOMheadshot32]

crack is going to far your retarted

[lonesoldier33]

See, when the current mature gamers have kids they're going to understand why these little brats shouldn't have access to games like Halo Reach, unlike these parents that buy the games oblivious to their content.

[bkzomen]

Its funny just the voixe recording meeds bit work...maybe a revamp? Of this?

[WolfoftheDoom]

a kid buys Halo Reach

4 days later: he breaks the game cause he never learned how to move the character XD

[aceistheplace46]

This is whats ruining todays games

[SodaForges]

Bad parenting :)

[clementekiller9]

@multireaper well chuck Norris just punches a Mexican baby

[rkoman10]

mom can i have some crack after this?mom;sur sweety

[MyHarrypotterfan13]

That's one messed up mom...

[GreenNova790]

@MyHarrypotterfan13 That's one messed up kid. How'd he get his hands on all that stuff he tried to persuade the clerk with?

[GroupIIProductions]

Some parents...

[rene11717]

Lmao so true

[rapidgamer1234]

Cracked? my xboxliive Is ??????? FuCkU

[LiLDiStUrBeDBoY]

got to love crack! :D

[robdawgpwnsu43e]

and thats why i hate parents that let their kids do whatever they want

[Falloutfan961]

halos rating is retarded! at most T theres no gore no major language issues and no particularly scary parts. i would go far as to say it could probably edge by as E10+ if people weren't so squeamish about zombies.

[Falloutfan961]

@Falloutfan961 also no im not some 8 year old troll, im 15 and i could (if i wanted to) pass myself off as 17.

[SuperBugsbunny4]

@Falloutfan961 you can assassinate people so i guess tht gives it the M rating. but still i think it shud be rated T not M

[Falloutfan961]

@SuperBugsbunny4 even so, the only one that actually deserves even a T rating is reach.

[Falloutfan961]

@SuperBugsbunny4 or it could be that if you push a body into a door if it closes the body spazzes out. not likely but the bodies sometimes appear to come apart like that.

[shanedawsentv3]

@M3G4SP0T amuture doesnt mean new or you suck amuture means you dont get paid for it we are all amatures exept paid gamers they are profesinal

[redmma04]

You do know that those are not real girls, it's just cardboard that says big booty Tuesday. If they were real then there eyes would blink!

[TheUnhappychicken]

how were you able to record the audio in you're toilet?

[s1rj0hn0fy0rk]

yeah, somehow i'm not surprised that this is how little kids get this game and then get online and ruin it for the rest of us

[Epsilonic]

Did you record the audio on a stapler?

[odst1999]

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[MrLeandrofabio]

c'mon *girls* NO! *porn, tissues and lotion* lol

[ginacartoon]

dude I know how you feel, I work at GAME and there was this kid who wanted to get Call of Duty, didn't sell it to him, but he got his mum, I explained the contents and she was like "yea yea" :I parents these days!

[diabirde]

Notice how no-one paid the black man for the game.

[JonathanX95xboxlive]

@diabirde the black guy even said it at the end of the video, and it was really easy to tell  -.-'

[keem025]

I don't get it.

Why are they robots?

[Voltzap]

halo should be like 12 cos its not a bad game. the closest thing to scary is those little broccolli in the flood . its only got a bit of bad words but it should be 12. and even twleve games should be like 7 

[ctmkcook]

Disipelen that little crap

[Ibrahims111123]

lol

[MultiUsermane]

Ill bet serious money a CoD fanboy made this....

[sexysquidward1]

My 1st m game was at 3 (not joking) it was gta vice city

[ericskowron]

@sexysquidward1 same here but it was halo

[zebu054]

@sexysquidward1 my first game was when i was 6 months lol it was the adventures of link lol i think i wanna go play it again

[sexysquidward1]

Why does everybody think that were ruining video games!? Wtf!! I bet ill be better than u at rdr,bully,space marines, hitman ,cod black ops(nazi zombies:) and saints row 2

[DUDEIMSIGNEDUP]

@sexysquidward1

simple, because you are :)

[JonathanX95xboxlive]

@sexysquidward1 oh god, please, stop right there...

[zebu054]

@sexysquidward1 most ppl think that for two reasons one they feel they cant say the things they normally would if there wasnt a little kid around or two they have no tolorance for a boys voice that has yet to hit puburty

[superjoe216]

You meet a high rank, you ask to be friends, he's an 8 year old American.Where have all my old chaps gone...?

[zebu054]

@superjoe216 lol ill be your friend im 21 but still american lol my gt is zebu051

[MultiHELLMAKERCHIEF]

kids are ruining halo. GO BACK TO YOUR WII AND LEAVE HALO ALONE!!!!!

[Aeletaz747]

@MultiHELLMAKERCHIEF douche i am a kid but i am pretty good at halo :( (wanna play with me? ;D)

[mikelm1999]

@Aeletaz747 your really a kid?

[Aeletaz747]

@mikelm1999 yes what is so strange about it?

[mikelm1999]

@Aeletaz747 nothing people ometimes lie about being a kid

[TheSovietPatriot2]

@Aeletaz747 Xbox 360??? I will 1v1 you. I will not whine like those tryhard bitches. I will say whether I win or lose, good game. So what's your GT???

[Aeletaz747]

@TheSovietPatriot2 ok my gt: aeletaz747

[Stickman470]

@MultiHELLMAKERCHIEF Halo is a piece of shit. CoD is also a piece of shit. I also find BF3 as a piece of shit.

[Aeletaz747]

@Stickman470 soo tf2

[Stickman470]

@Aeletaz747 tf2 is more of an arcade game but yeah that game isn't much better good either. I would still rather play CoD and Tf2 then Halo and BF3.

[VIZZICKS]

ok lets all be honest for a minute there is not that much blood in halo and not alot of cursing the real reason adult gamers enjoy mature games is because alot of us just don't enjoy children and would rather not deal with them and if it were up to me I would bitch slap every parent who bought there kid this game and made me have to put up with there brat kid so they don't have to so if any parents are readinfg this your offspring aren't cute.I hate them and would you atleat take there mic away

[vondy1234mark]

voices recorded with a potato?

[Bone3h3ad]

@vondy1234mark they work the best lol

[joshflorez1]

ok im 12 but at least im mature

[dagzero]

A puppy dies every time a little kid plays mature games :P

[MultiReapor]

@dagzero every time you jack offf chuck norris puches a mexican baby in the FACE!!!

[robdawgpwnsu43e]

@dagzero nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[devastator4040]

@dagzero Then we MUST kill all the CHILDREN!!!!

[StoneProductor]

@dagzero did you hear abount the death of 900 puppys while a free video game giveaway!?!?

[BahamutAli27]

Now we also know how MW3 beaten sales records.

[PREZILLA2009]

I was 15 when halo 3 came out and my mom wouldnt let me get that :(

so I just ended up playing halo 1 and 2 till 2009 when I became 17.

[SixStringSolid]

@PREZILLA2009 dude same, i bought halo 2 from my neighbor and hid it so my mom wouldnt see hahaha

[Lordroro101]

First M age 4... abe

[fallout10ful]

i live in Sri Lanka its rigth below india in the world map you can get halo reach when your 4

[Santa1936]

my first m game was at 4 and i havent gone insane yet

[SpIdErMaN4192]

i got my first M game when i was six lol now i am 15 :D

[NinjaKid1202]

i see why jeff likes his lap top and wait CRACK

[SpartanLegion300]

about 3 with halo ce

[SonicVersusMario]

First M game, was called life with my dad, ah the memories

[TheOrca333]

lolol

[dinoguy331]

see shit happens lol

[Bl0ckhe4d]

I haven't had my first m yet. I'm 13

[TheNoobification]

@Bl0ckhe4d fail.

[xxstrayblitzxx]

@Bl0ckhe4d really im 12 going on 13 in 4 months but dude like all mine were M man

[colvinnick]

my first m was i was like 5

[lPixxie]

LOL

[ShitWolfUSA]

i played my first M when i was like 12 maybe 13

[123mehran123]

@ShitWolfUSA Mine when I was 4

[spirtkid128]

i like the part where he says come on

[XxBlackOpsxX27]

Im Only 10 Why The Fuck Am I Aloud To Play Adult And Mature Games

[DIRTYGHETTOKIDS45]

@XxBlackOpsxX27 why are you cussing :umad:

[XxBlackOpsxX27]

@DIRTYGHETTOKIDS45 XD No Bro

[t3hc0mm3nt3r]

@zaku2155 the gun thing was my fav part XD

[clonetrex]

WTF she didnt even pay for it!?

[t3hc0mm3nt3r]

Atleast there's some mature kids out there that don't annoy the crap out of everyone -.- though sadly they get pushed in with the annoying ones

[darkmaster426]

@t3hc0mm3nt3r

Ah yes, recreation has pushed us to the limit where we all get comfortable being an anonymous voice in cyber space in which action has no consequence. Being exposed to a harmful environment as an adolescence is the common problem that arises amongst the internet. Although, I am just a mere prepubescent child, I haven't been infected by the indigenous rays of the society we emerge into today.

[jvfmasterchief]

@t3hc0mm3nt3r me...2007-2008 Then things changed......... 0_0

[coolhalo5]

@t3hc0mm3nt3r mature kids like me

[TheTkalb01]

@coolhalo5 and me