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  • Why cant i hear anything?

  • Christmas is when jesus was supposedly born, not died. Just had to be the dick that pointed that out. He's still fuckin awesome though.

  • I'M GONNA ADVERTISE MY SHIT.

    Come to Dave's fishing shack where we have unbelievably low prices on the latest fishing equipment and bait. Also our Polish cleaning lady will fist you for a tin of dog food.

  • @rumonn3 You know, for a spammer... you're remarkably bad at what you do.

  • what's the first 25 seconds all about?

  • what's with the shitty intro ?

  • all the cunts spamming the film site, fuck off and die slowly pls.

  • People are way too serious I think Jim Jeffries shows us that we need to lighten the f*** up! lol!

  • @BrettVincent Why bother apologizing for the shit video quality of the video? Jeffries admits he's an ugly fuck! It won't be any funnier if I can see em

  • fix the quality

  • Perfect place for online streaming is moovi.co.cc. I love you guys, a lot!! Its just too good! I am speechless! Dont no what to say more about it, just great...

  • Did I hear Dean Winchester's voice from Supernatrual?

  • "...so anyone who's offended you can go and get FUCKED 'caus im spaz approved!"

    GOLD!!!!!

  • This is the greatest adventure movie, and it is cleaner than most you will find today. kookíca really has the best ones...totaly spectacular movies every day... You don't need cinema, enjoy in the best ones at your home... Watch it now for free.

  • The thing with this movie is that the movie actually goes into your mind a plant an idea. Just like Inception. I mean how many didn't think the whole world was a dream after seeing this movie. Just see it an kookíca, you will know what I mean...

  • Keep it to your fuckin' self!

  • this is one of that lough out loud movies , perfect to watch with your friends... I find it on kookíca and I think it's the best movie site

  • This story is very very believable and has one of the best actors. I loved this movie..it is the best movie I have seen in years. The plot is based in the great place, it has great pictures...it just could not be better. The one-liners made this movie even more enjoyable. See it on kookíca.

  • Great formed movie..I love this!!! It starts slowly and with great thoughts, and then comes a lot of speed, conflicts, fun and action, action and lot of action. Respected story, the best choice for warm evening in your bed...if you decide to watch it online, you can find it on kookíca.

  • I LOVE this guy! He is funnier than Lewis Black!

  • never heard this guy before pretty good though lol

  • I can NOT get enough of this guy.

  • that's the guy that built my gazebo 

  • just saw jim in edinburgh- awspme!!

  • Comedians have to be logical so they can take the piss out of the increasing lack of it

  • brilliant! x

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  • @donalorja Ok so first thing's first: The number of people in the UK who are actual natives is very small. Just about everyone migrated there at one point or another. I suggest you read a history book. Secondly: Yes it was a penal colony but it's also one of the most beautiful places in the world. You're countrymen are the silly fucks who took all the criminals away from one of the most miserable climates of the world to one of the most pleasant.

  • @MrMenzies It depends on your definition of native. People having been moving lands for over 2000 years. If by native you mean the Celts then they were all from france and ireland and there really was nobody before them. Then of course you have the romans from Italy and the Vikings and Saxons from scandanavia and the Normans from France again.. So really the term Native really does not apply to the UK.

  • he is too fucking funny...such class!!!

  • hahahaha cunting little peasant . . .. hahahaha

  • Best put down I ever heard was from my home town Greenock, Scotland. "Fuck off cunty bollocks!" Genderless and priceless. ;-)

  • fuckin legend

  • Hilarious guy

    Shit sound quality, can barely understand his jokes.

  • he's a right cunny funt

  • I think that is my new favourite insult - I've got to make the oppurtunity to call someone a cunting little peasant now.

    Honestly, why haven't I heard that before?

  • The best / worst put down i ever heard was when my mate called some foul mouthed woman a "septic cunt" pure class.

  • Hahahaha. I know a few of those.

  • yeah it does , right speaker only tho

  • lovely. Only the left speaker works on my computer. Ann must be in the same boat.

  • Jim is a bad-ass

  • wtf, random comment.

  • I must be a spaz, cos I just pissed myself at that :o)

  • Lol I have this on a CD, anyone heard the A Team part? That's some seriously hilarious shit.

  • upload!! :D

  • i hate political correctness. i like jim jefferies.

  • 1:20 mint joke about jesus

  • Fuckin hilarious!!

  • not british, aussie ya c-word

  • LOL@you.

  • So many keyboard warriors these days, too much idle time.

  • Lazy, lazy, lazy, bourgeois crap. Predictable set-ups, telegraphed punchlines, soft targets, boooooring! And all the crowd suck his dick, cos he's reinforcing their self-satisfied, middle-class attitudes. Hey Frankie Boyle, congratulations! I've found someone less funny than you!

  • haha you twat

  • Dear firkinfedup2

    I can't possibly compete with your dazzlingly witty repartee. Since you called me a "twat", I have realised that Jim is a comic genius, and not a lazy, smug, achingly predictable comedy slag who earns sackloads of cash from gullible middle-class 20somethings who wouldn't know what genuinely challenging comedy was if it was wrapped round a red-hot poker and rammed up their asses by the ghost of Bill Hicks.

  • Oh my god! How can I surely compete with someone who has such a strong grasp of the english language as yourself? Or are you attempting some form of humour? Fuck knows, and to be honest, I don't care. I just founds it amusing that you expressed yourself the way you did. Are you some kind of comedy talent scout? The Simon Cowell of the comedy world? Or just someone with an extremely strong opinion who thinks everyone else is wrong? I know where my money lies, you twat.

  • That's a very long response from someone who doesn't care! I am a stupidity hunter. When I see lazy, unimaginative garbage being posted on the net accompanied by adoring comments from stupid fans, I like to poke the fans with a stick, collect their comments and post them on my site. You are already a star firkinfedup2. We all think that you are a genius!

  • Well, I'm not a fan, this is the first video I've seen of Jim Jeffries. Also I very much doubt your website is as interesting as *any* Jim Jeffries joke. I wouldn't be surprised if you've even had less visitors to your entire blog/site than this one video that you hate so much.

  • I've just run your comment through a translator, this is what it came out with.

    "Wow, another reply, I wasn't expecting that, people usually give up on me by now. When I see things on the internet that I don't like, I get all self righteous and try desperately to troll people into submission by using articulate sentences in an attempt to look intelligent. I then post them on my blog that noone reads, but it makes me feel good because I'm a fucking looser. I wish I was like you."

    aww!

  • OK, firkinfedup2, I'll say this very slowly. Intelligent people engage with the arguments of people with whom they disagree. Stupid people resort to personal abuse. Pretty simple when you hear it spelled out, isn't it? It's that good old intelligent/stupid dichotomy. Your initials wouldn't happen to be GJ would they- just a thought.

    Love and peace.

  • Strange how no one else seems to agree with you isn't it? I would hardly class you as intelligent, you're hardly giving that impression. You're being extremely self opinionated and trolling on YouTube, hardly the mark of someone with intelligence isn't it? I think I've just about weighed you up now, you're a failed comic, it's probably something you wanted to do as a kid, never had the chance, so you still have this dillusion in the back of your head that you "could have been".

  • psoverlord Once again, no attempt to engage with anything I've said: just personal sniping and abuse (see previous definition of "stupid").

    By the way, being "opinionated" is a GOOD thing, so thanks for the compliment.

    If most people disagree with me that's fine- the dunces have always been in confederacy against me.

    Is your argument "the majority are against you so shut up"?

    Love and Peace

  • shut it

  • Or else what?

  • your mum's given her vagina out a thousand times, and that don't smell too fresh either, Jim's hillarious!!!

  • typical british closet case

  • He's Australian

  • u fucking spaz. jim hates people like you :)

  • hahahaha, funny as. Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi

  • E's a hilarious feckin bloke and if you don't like it: "...keep it to you fuckn self!"

  • This guy sounds like he's given this routine a thousand times. It's stale.

  • hahahahaha mad!

  • Hilarious guy. If you don't like it go and see Ken Dodd ffs. How do u boring pricks find time to pick out these vids just to say 'he's offensive filth blah blah' get a fuckin life. Go comment on 'the good life' and do us all a favour twats.

  • Jim Jeffries fucking rules!!! it's ok guys, he's spaz approved!

  • a joke, as we define it, is a joke, i don't find this man funny or original, but i do like the angle, we now have to oppose the politicial asspect and have a laugh, so fuckin what!

  • Dick off, dickface.

  • glitzipello, spot on! Manning and Brown are/were working-class comics so their humour is classed as "bigoted" and "racist". Carr/Boyle/Jeffries are middle-class artists so their humour is classed "daring" or "ironic".

    Fucking Hypocrites

  • bloody quality :D

  • no jimmy carr doesnt mean the horrible jokes he says where as manning did mean it manning was a sexist and a racist ! that the whole point .

  • For the'Alternative comedy elitists' who hounded fine comedians like Manning and Benny Hill off the TV because of being sexist and racist, who look down their nose at comics like Chubby Brown because of the same and because its not 'clever' enough, to then lap up the same kind of sexist racist crude jokes from Jim Jeffries, really does show how full of shit they really are.

    Bring back the old comics and lets get rid of the unfunny shit that has been inflicted upon us since the late eighties.

  • He tells a joke about spastics then follows up with "dont worry madam its just a joke" everyone laughs, thinks yeah it is and he gets away with it.

    Manning told jokes about Pakis followed it up with the same "its okay its just a joke" yet he satan himself to the same alternative comedy wankers who are accepting as just a joke,this boring,unfunny,scripted loser.

    Thing is, that Manning was doing this material 40 years before this loser and he was hounded off the tv for it. The hypocrisy stinks.

  • WOW IM SRY GEORGE CARLIN LMAO NOTICE THIS QUICKLY!!!!!!! ABOUT HIM LOLOLOLOL THATS MAD FUNNY THis is how george carlin does his stuff

  • i went there yesterday and saw him perform. completely disgusting and hilarious

  • go up there and do better then lol

  • your a pompous pommy fuckwit by the sounds of you who is offended by foul language whilst sipping on a lightweight poofter cup-of-fuckin tea!!

  • Jokes on religion I can take- it's just messing but making fun of the disabled just isn't funny.

  • as he said fuck you, he's spaz approved

  • your probably a prick and so is your moms friend

  • yea of course they would. cant handle and australian .fuck the workd needs to lighten up a bit

  • I heard from Jim Jeffries that your mom`s friend is a meaningless wank tissue. But that might`ve been old Jim just talking of course...

  • top comedian but has anybody got him doing any new material?

  • as a chiristian i find this a pissa lolz

  • the saddam hussein call had me crying

    CLASSIC LINE ! ! !

  • Jim Jeffries is one of the funniest comedians ever!

  • Australian

  • Indeed.

  • watch "some gigs go great, some not so great" where jim performs there at the manchester comedy club, and gets beaten up on stage.

  • yeah then comes back on and rips the guy!

  • yeah, it was really cool and funny, i dont know why ive got 3 thumbs down i like him jefferies was just saying it was a good vid to watch lol

  • haha clearly pissed off 3 people off!

  • u got the white bit right

  • Think ive found myself a new hero to rival the late great Bill Hicks. Legend !!

  • I really like Jeffries and his anti-religious, hilarious commentary, but nobody can really compare to Bill Hicks in my book. That may be just me though 'cause I'm a die-hard Bill Hicks fan, but Jefferies is quickly becoming one of my favorite comedians.

  • Just brilliant - he's one of the funniest men on the planet.

  • fucking amazing

  • this guy's the funniest man alive

  • Why does this cli cut out so quickly?

    It' a shame that we don't see his send off cheers.

  • Haha Religion is a LIE!!!!

  • I think that this guy is brilliant... its the first time that i have heard of him, and i think that he is straight to the point and doesnt give a fuck who he pisses off!!!

  • FRUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKIS

  • Fuck off,You cunt!

  • frunkus

  • jesus christ... THAT is y he sed christians r cunts (and y i think all other religious ppl r 'cunts'). because u cant even take a jk. theres something called 'black humour' meaning it insults any number of people in order to make other people laugh. If you cant take a joke about yourself then like he said - 'keep your fucking mouth shut!'.

  • So are you saying mormons are cunts then???? cause if you are that makes you a proper shit christain you cunt.

  • Mormons are not only cunts, they are also fucking retarded.

  • agreed.

  • COMEDY RIP OFF ALERT? Ricky gervais said the same Leppar joke.... who nicked it off who?? anyone know??

    J

  • Just to note! Jim has been doing the leprosy joke for 7 years! Before Gervais even started stand-up = Try and work out who nicked it!

  • i think shortly after he was punched

  • definitely one of the funniest around

  • funny clap clap

  • just fucking funny!

  • nice to see people can express themselves whatever way they want for a fckn change

  • funny funny funny. more.

  • hes really mean but hes awesome!!

  • 'its not like they can come n get us theres alot of stairs in this venue ya know' ahahaha this guy rocks

  • lol.. shit man... crude!

  • He's so fucking funny, just found out about him now!

  • Ive never seen someone so offensive on comedy store. it was fucking brilliant :D 4 urghs. lol quality

  • My current comic hero

  • 4 euurrrs lmfao.

  • eurs?

  • Jim Jeffries is the funniest man in the World!

  • Cheers for this, the guy is fuckin' funny.

  • you're a fuckin drunken fuck, ya mad bastard >:P