9 Voters Who Lost Iowa For Santorum

[ncheelz28]

o my god that oatmeal did look like newt gingrich!

[thesteelersrockin11]

comedy channel and was going to subscribe; but this video changed my mind.

[thesteelersrockin11]

This is such a bigoted and ignorant video. I thought I had found a new co

[tythefrog23]

What song is that at the beginning?

[islamconstitution]

I got picture and video evidence from Egypt supporting Ron Paul's position on foreign Aid being

just a gift to tyrants and their business men, deepening Agitation and not an asset for strengthening America, our interests or our display of good will. the video is called;

"On USAID and President Ron Paul" on the main page of my channel.

i dont know what more evidence does anyone need to stop the madness. I urge all Americans over seas to do their part however they can, im trying.. thanx, spread.

[nickv999]

Get-cho coat! Get-cho COAT!

[BrightCurtain]

holy shit! That does look like Newt!

[Brendo321]

Im confused Santorum won the Iowa caucus

[codyownz2]

@Brendo321 At first it looked like Romney had won by 8 votes, but they did a recount because it was so close and Santorum ended up winning by 34 votes.

[quadsome1]

this is not even how caucus work. not everyone has one vote. people go to some sort of community center and the people at the community center vote and who ever has the most votes in the community center gets one vote. so it is who ever wins the most community centers wins, not the most total votes.

[TheEmot1con]

@quadsome1 grammar is hard :(

[MackLel38]

only 34,000 views?

[TehFunnehMann]

Vermin Supreme 2012!

[TheCreativityofGOD]

It's funny now that Santorum was declared the winner...so what really happened?

[ryanmulhern123]

Anyone notice that at number 3, 4, 8 and 9 there were 2 people who were going to vote for Santorum but then changed their mind or were unable to vote. So this clip shows 13 people who lost Iowa for Santorum. Did I look into this clip too much?

[balsphinktahr]

Obama.

[MrHarshassme]

go ron paul

[echonoid]

LOL 0:40 if you google Santorum: "The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."

[WHYYOUNODUBSTEP]

@echonoid Holy shit he is right

[MickeyMouse37]

Too bad Romney is the one who lost Iowa...

[cordawg89]

the first guy needs to visit Aperture Laboratories

[Wafledor]

anyone else have a ron paul add on the right of their screen?

[nlgGamer]

0:51 Romney!

[fububalla]

@nlgGamer I know, the best one heheh

[Leftovervictim1991]

Lol!! Ron Paul all the way to the white house! Let's make it happen!! Vote Ron Paul 2012

[supersithmonkey]

So, Santorum lost by nine votes and this video has nine groups (the people who changed their minds away from him). Makes sense. Except most of the numbers are groups of people changing their minds. See numbers: 3, 4, 7(probably), 8, and 9. College humor clearly isn't very good at math. Funny sketch though.

[Berkinhimner]

@supersithmonkey i think being funny took higher priority than math, just guessing.

[AndyJRC]

I can't wait to watch the right forced to follow party lines and vote, Romney. Oh, let the good times roll. LOL

[ilovecomputers123]

Learn what a caucus is... then we'll talk!

[dman7714]

NEWT 2012

[dcollegeboy]

The first one was the best one.

[TheMegaMrMe]

@ThePlottingPanda nope.

[Megamean09]

0:53 silly Collegehumor, Romney's supporters aren't passionate enough in their support to try to sway someone else!

[TheAwesome45]

@Megamean09 Collegehumor didn't do this, Jest did.

[Imperiused]

I would vote for anyone who appeared in my owutmeal.

[harj2009]

and its kind of harsh to attack santorum just because he isnt in favour of gay marriage

its not separate but equal...its your different but no one cares

you cant change the definition of marriage

today gays, tommorow animals

[RyanNHoang]

@harj2009 the different is, gays are tax-paying adult human who raise family, work, contribute to society, raise children as good as straight people. Animals don't.

Also, the different between gays and polygamists are polygamists have since Adam a history of abuse financially and physically towards women (just look in the bible). Example: young girls are raped, boys are ditched out of their homes by polygamists in Utah and Arizona.

[Megamean09]

@harj2009 Fuck you.

[spiritpunker]

@harj2009 Learn some basic history or anthropology on marriage. This is quite basic knowledge.

[BaggyOz]

I can't help laughing at his surname.

[Holidayruin]

wait... but for #5, wouldn't that make Santorum lose by 10 if he voted for Romney?

[HenryDoinit]

Ron paul 2012

[EQRELH]

rick perry lol

[silentdethmonky]

Mitt Romney 2012

[RapsAlive]

@silentdethmonky

Oh god.

[Smalltownherofilms]

There was a Vote for Santorum ad next to the video while I watched it...

[bc123132123132]

Newt Gingrich does look like a bowl of mushy Oatmeal

[myfirstsubscriber]

Is anyone else going to find out Santorum's policy on immigration?

[violetsugarlemons]

The oatmeal has spoken ……

[NerdDUBstepO]

@violetsugarlemons ron paul!

[rgafni84]

So just to be clear... Santorum supporters are crazy, racist, homophobic, xenophobic, delusional religious zealots who don't believe in science and support Jim Crow laws. I just saw my first and last video here.

[RioT65O]

@rgafni84 They also can't take a joke.

[darkelite94]

@rgafni84 but they are

[RapsAlive]

@rgafni84

You mad? Yeah, you're mad.

[TylerTboneMix]

the ending made me spit out my oatmeal

[nstgc379]

@TylerTboneMix Afraid you were eating Newt?

[TylerTboneMix]

@nstgc379 Afraid to have a piece of Newt with me

[plozano12]

Separate but equal...EEEEEEE

[pocapaypay]

THIS-IS-HILARIOUS!!!!!!

[Blazing234]

Ron Paul is shitty.

[shambrawk]

@Blazing234 you don't understand how much I love shitty. pure, unadulterated shitty, as opposed to a frothy santorum squirt. just love to rub that shit on my gums, stick it up my nose and moan

[Krooksbane]

@Blazing234 I agree Ron Paul is pretty shitty

[thomassegaert]

am i the only one that doesn't get it?

[nstgc379]

@thomassegaert You and anyone else living in a whole.

[thomassegaert]

@nstgc379 or anywhere but america

[kingofdiamonds101]

Marvin E. Quasniki for president!

[oberdinger09]

SOOOO MUCH TROLLING!!!!!! p.s. ron paul 2012! XD

[Runescapemania100]

@oberdinger09 hoorah 

[DoctorKeithMacKenzie]

I want Gingrich Oatmeal... :(

[MasterTodd24]

Silly people, Ron Paul's for bigots.

[csinosmagyarlany66]

9. was funniest :P

[Theobrothers]

Also, are you saying that couples only have 1 vote?

[nstgc379]

@Theobrothers In Santorum's world they do.

[Theobrothers]

@nstgc379

Hahaha.

[Theobrothers]

Iowa had voting machines....?

[HooverTV]

@Theobrothers no they have ballots that you hand right and but them in a box

[Theobrothers]

@HooverTV

I know, check their #1 point again.

[HooverTV]

@Theobrothers srry my schools internet is slow so i just read comments and answered to some.

[Theobrothers]

@HooverTV

Cool.

[kevem]

awesome

[Xiansiempre]

:35 haha

[Migratingchimp1]

lol if you google Romney definition its a hardy Irish sheep. so... a Romney Santorum ticket would be the greatest thing ever!

[Krooksbane]

Ron Paul Bias.....thumbs down

[JohnWesleyMethodism]

@Krooksbane Okay, I gave you a thumbs down. You're welcome!

[airgear87]

The only kind of smart republican ron paul.

[zeppelin2224]

Santorum might be a little crazy, but he's better than the insane Obama.

[edan513]

hmmm i counted 11 there

[alexmeyers1985]

"seperate but equal" she sounded so gleeful.

[ZoflaDmitri]

I have really no idea what this is about :)

[Preacherjonson]

@ZoflaDmitri The Republican's in the U.S are electing their representative to take on Obama in the next general election, Santorum is a nutjob which is what they are getting at :)

[MichaelCorcoran94]

Liberal bias

[angrydead]

@MichaelCorcoran94 goddamn liberals making fun of our scumfuck candidate-how dare they be bias against him!

[Preacherjonson]

@MichaelCorcoran94 Liberal is the way to go...except Nancy Palosi, she's the Democrat Bachman :S

[jegget]

wow. didn't mean to make you guys mad.

[syrscycsw]

sooo funny.



[jegget]

these aren't jokes. it's a bunch of clips of unoriginal, leftist talking points.

[angrydead]

@jegget ironic you use the term talking points while using right wing rhetoric.

[gerry135]

@jegget your lack of humor sucks just as bad as your political views.

[anonymootle]

It's a sign. Get your coat. Get your COAT!

[anrupert]

They do realise the couples made it quite a few more than 9 people?

[Laforeta]

@anrupert Some people did not vote (one less for santorum) while others switched to other candidates (1 less for santorum and one more possbly for romney)

[anrupert]

@Laforeta Ok, so it would have had an even larger effect, but that wasn't the point anyway, the videos title says '9 voters', it's not '9 voters'.

[glurp1er]

@anrupert Not sure, a lot of right wing fellows don't believe women can vote...

[anrupert]

@glurp1er Ha ha, this is best!

[desidol22]

This is creative and hilariousss!!

[Linkgt]

Awesome!



[captainzaptain]

Too bad they stole all these jokes from other comedy shows...

[knight4618]

0:50 by far my favorite part. xD

[xxkarinaaxx]

Ron Paul 2012

[Jaybirds1397]

@xxkarinaaxx He's got no chance,don't jizz yourself

[LeeWanderer]

@xxkarinaaxx Keep reaching for that rainbow.

[coryoreo25]

@xxkarinaaxx YES.

[Procrastuhnatuh]

bahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[RoachTheIPark]

It's a sign

[telivani]

The #1 Search from Google for "Santorum"

Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum.

[1inchfemur]

@telivani don't forget the semen.

[deadflagbluesxxx]

6 is my real life.



[tacoswamper]

LMFAO!!!!

[OSUisme]

I will be 18 soon and will be able to vote for the next Presidential Election and I have no clue who this dude is... So is that bad? -_-

[zintex8]

@OSUisme I'm from Denmark in Europe and even I know who he is O.o Yeah... it's REALLY bad.

[smokeweed442200]

theres a vote for ron paul ad on this page

[powmcpowerson]

Santorum is a douche

[smkinbowls420]

lmao look up the definition of Santorum on google... like it you laughed

[Fureth32]

@smkinbowls420 You mean, "The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."

[WiskeyDickBomber]

hahaha separate but equal... hell yeah those were the days.

[TreyarchIsGay]

None of these people fit the description of a stereotypical Santorum suppporter.

[mrdirtyyellow]

are the last two people midgets? i cant tell, the guy looks really short..but everything is so proportional in the background..

[marshallegnor]

Yah this sucked.....

[randomfriendlyguy]

i would vote for anyone besides Sanscrotom....

[BlackHawk75657]

@MackLel38 SO DID!!!

[SephirothTheGod]

It really doesn't matter who you vote for, whoever gets elected is just going to screw us all over anyway. -_-

[Karzaveer]

:57 number 6, guy on the right sounds like Zachary Quinto lol

[SwuaveWEB]

Ron Paul :)

[jaffarm]

@SwuaveWEB first and last republican i'll support :)

[yutao1]

There were 8 voters...

[marc2008ln]

305 views...423 likes and 37 dislikes.. I must be REALLY bad at math.

[ukchill1]

GOP represents the dumbest shit-sticks in existence

[OddRobb]

@ukchill1 Democrats are complete jackasses. Thats why its their party mascot.

[ukchill1]

@OddRobb awkward moment when the invisible dickhead thinks he is real people

[SpadaccinoLuciano]

@OddRobb Indeed, my friend.

[Thatguy11723]

i say we say screw it all and rise up in bloody revolution..

[seminoleboy96]

can he agree all the candidates are just awful

[drumstarrockar]

Andrew Hunt music!!!

[Imperiused]

That oatmeal did look like Newt Gingritch.

[soccerstreetboy]

@K3Spice (Reading your comment above) I am not a republican. In fact, I believe most of the Republican Candidates are outrages! I was simply backing up my comment that he is a liberal. ( If you don't believe me do some research.)

[jpny2008]

My favorite is 0:58

[TheOrest055]

lol



[lamborger]

It's too bad that all of the people who know how to solve all of America's problems are too busy commenting on youtube videos.

[SpadaccinoLuciano]

@lamborger You're a funny person, you. But youtube, while just a site for "fun" is still a place to communicate. I'd like to spread the word anyway I can.

[VibrationsDrawn]

@lamborger I am hitting the like button for your comment.. hitting it SO hard!

[Micartel]

Santorum sucks

[suppersamsam]

no vote for VERMIN SUPREME!

look him up. he wears a gumboot on his head

[ryancicocki]

:( I wanna go back to the 50s

[ryancicocki]

Im voting for Santorum and I find this funny. Especially #2

[OddRobb]

SANTORUM '12

[EpicHaxThriller]

I still can't believe he was even a possible candidate from the beginning...

[mrajaxx12]

lol

[MultiMonsterFish]

i think i wan to vote for rick.... wait im not a republican. ha ha ha

[CrimsonGlory999]

*googles santorum's immigration policy*

[brockencydesucks]

Ron Paul's ideals are that of freedom and peace a vote for anyone else is just a vote for more of the same political corruption and bullshit and war. If Santorum wins I can almost guarantee we will go to war with Iran.

[technonickhun]

IM DEMOCRAT...IM NOT VOTING FOR ANY OF THOSE. HAHA!!!

[SpadaccinoLuciano]

@technonickhun I feel for you, son.

[MackLel38]

thumbs up if you googled santorum's policy on immigration

[soccerstreetboy]

@MackLel38 Unfortunately....

[MeleeMunchkin]

What am I suppose to be seeing in the oatmeal? lol

[MrPatrickFarrell]

@MeleeMunchkin that's the joke.

[ashwadhwani]

Wow Newt is looking good too;)