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  • Idiot why you drink it Lol ignore that shit

  • hahahahahah!!!!!

  • i got my first blow job after this.

  • haha this is super funny

  • 16 yr olds should never have to , or want to eat pussy, i didnt and when i was 16 i sed i never would, now that im 32, it is a must, and BTW, I only eat thoughs girls with that pretty pussy, and realy keep there stuff on point down there

  • OMG ROFL I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

  • My first was at her grandmas house... In The Balcony... While Her Mom, Dad, Grandma and aunt where inside... Nice ;)

  • gross

  • worst sexual experience first time and oral story doesnt count

  • i love how your shirt says 'i love eating' ahahaha

  • i couldn't do it,i was just becoming sexually active at the time and the thought was just revolting to me (still is,) i even dumped an entire 24oz Kamikaze drink on her,hoping it would help out..but all i wanted to do was gag! i finally told her i couldn't do it at all and never have from that point on...she was nice and gracious about it..but the blowjobs started dwindling after that.

  • LMAFO

  • Love this guy

  • whats the "abc" thing? lol

  • First blowjob!

  • Indeed you are a loveable motherf*cker Skyy!

  • talk about when you first time you got a blow job

  • Haha, this is totally funny Skyy

    i hope you do stand-up comedy someday, coz i would definitely watch it when i get there :D

    - Anglacer™

  • Ok good, so it's not just me who thinks vagina's smell/taste absolutely fucking disgusting! I don't know who the fuck ever said or says they taste/smell great, must have sprinkled some fucking pop rocks on that shit or something

  • that why that invented Listerine sky, u got some bad pun juice bro lol!!!!!

  • was bert related to burr redding from oz? i mean, he makes the same facial expressions.

  • are you using the green screen? xD

  • was this reacorded with a green screen?

  • What the fuck type of watch is that?

  • first time sloppy drunk

    

  • First time you got a blowjob

  • LOL!!!

    

  • Talk about your first time watching porn...

  • Battery acid myfriend, those "juices" are battery acid.

  • Bert seems like an angry pirate or something.

  • What juice was he drinking? The clap or something?

  • Skyy How many girls have you slept with? i know most of you guys are wondering the same thing.

  • lol whats up with the green screen?

  • Do you still talk to Burt? You should find him and puit him on your show. Mkae a show about it.

  • lol but you wanted 2 cum in her mouth, didn't you? :-P

  • @2:43 LMAO!!!

  • Thats so nasty.

  • tell us about the kinkiest, strangest sex you have ever had!

  • you don't drink the juice.... rookie mistake!!!!

  • sky, love ur videos but no more green screens. kinda hard to focus on the story when you start glowing green.

  • The first time, i ate pussy the little piece of skin underneath my tongue ripped... Lol

  • @MarijuanDon09 Holy shit..how did that happen?

  • @Dirtybird284

    trying a little too hard to impress my girl... it worked though, lol

  • @MarijuanDon09 Oh lol, I was thinking she had her hood pierced and you cut your tounge on it lol

  • @Dirtybird284

    lol

  • you just made the phrase "every thing is fair in love and war" true xD

  • I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I laughed so hard i think i might have a hernia now.

  • that was so nasty

  • im a new fan ive been watchn none stop the past week and a half show some love to the newby

  • do the funniest masterbation experience like gettin cuaght or just wrong time wrong place

  • This ABC thing didn't work for me. I kept forgetting what letter came next so I had to freestyle it. Then my tounge got really tired and I had to stop.....But at least I didn't say the alphabet out loud

  • oh shit i couldnt stop laughing!!!

  • hahahaahah sky you crack me up with your stories everytime

  • Seems like you caught a cold sky =(  Sorry

  • Rofl, " How did you think I got these new Jordan's?by knowing my ABC's!"

    hilarious xD

  • did it taste like fish sky?

  • hahahah

    

  • Ain't nothing like going down and making her squirm and beg for ur cock...

    If she's fine and clean she's just rewarding u and getting extra prepared for when u do fuck her.

    My first was a sex crazed squirter, u can imagine the amount of liquids I took in xD

  • @BrutusAlbion youre a virgin

  • @CriminalIntent89 u wish chump, just cuz u cant properly eat doesnt mean those that can are somehow dysfunctional. Get out of here u chump and learn to eat proper pussy.

  • @BrutusAlbion lets get one thing straight. the only pussy you eat is a cooked one from a chinese restaurant

  • @CriminalIntent89 Mmm I should try asian pussy once. Got so close but was already in a relationship. I should definantly try that cuisine too my friend. I'll ttyl little virgin buddy of mine. I got to look out for u, not many virgins like u are at this age left.

  • @BrutusAlbion i just owned you and youre still trying? ohh by the way buddy your pillow doesnt count as having a girlfriend or having sex just saying, virgin.

  • @CriminalIntent89 dude grow up, I'm done with you and your whining, I dont need to defend my ass from ur douchebaggery. Just cause u dont like to eat pussy u shouldnt take it out on me. I'd give u my facebook to show u I have a girlfriend, but I think ur a sadistic fucktard so I'll abstain. Oh yeah go jerk off to some good porn, I'll be scheduling a threesome soon ;) cuz words out, I eat good pussy and them girls want some more.

  • put any topic i want and it doesn't have to be sexual? sorry sky that'll never happen...

  • i learnt my abc on a couch :)

  • don't drink jus let it flow on d bed

  • YOU GOT TO GO DOWN ON HER YOU GOT TO NIBBLE ON THAT SHIT .... LOL .... did anybody else here about nicki minaj's nip slip on gma lol LOOK THAT SHIT UP !!!

  • first time u had sex in a public place

  • Skyy have you caught an STD? You're turning green bro.

  • oh noo, so much win..

  • Funny that he's wearin a T-shirt sayin I love eating strawberry shortcake lool

  • The time you couldn't get it up, and the girl was hot as hell.

  • I think she peed in his mouth.

  • I Feel Bad For That Girl Who Watches This Vid And Knows Its Her. Lol

  • First time you came on the girls face.

  • this is some sick shit lol

  • wat.jpeg

  • Sky is to black for his green screen, ha

  • First threesome story

  • Review the first season of Game of Thrones(HBO), I believe you watched it according to one of your fb posts.

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  • If only all Youtubers had the talent of being this entertaining at storytelling, hilarious video man!

  • @DeanLeysen he'd be good at standup.

  • tell us the weirdest possible sex story u have ever heard of :D

  • lol skyy is the fuckin king of story tellin first time i ate pussy was also first time i lost my virginity gud thing i didnt sip the juice lol

  • I liked 5:44 when the green came out haha

  • That second time was just carribbean mouth washing

  • lol. do you like giving oral sex now?

  • First time you got oral from a chick! tell us!

  • first time you fucked a girl on her period....

  • so how is it suposed to be done?

  • A story of the absolute WORST Bastard disaster ever. Just went down in flames like nobody's business.

  • the mistake guys make most often when trying to get with a girl!

  • @PeakOilCountdown Biggest Mistake guys make when trying to get with a girl Be confident and Be genuine.

  • @BikerBry Hey, dude! Being confident and genuine is a mistake??

  • @hotdrumchick Lack of those things (and failing to proof your responses).

  • @BikerBry Haha!

  • @hotdrumchick - Was that better? LOL

  • @BikerBry Do you care?? :-)

  • @hotdrumchick usually... yeah

  • @PeakOilCountdown Sorry... didn't proof my response... You need to be confident and need to be genuine. Basically try to get all fear out of your head and be yourself. Women are nothing magic, they are people like you and me. Women like a man that knows what he wants and goes and gets it. Even though it pains me to say this, nice guys DO finish last. With confidence comes a certain amount of cockiness. Don't be an asshole or a dick though, women judge the way you treat others.

  • Second time you ever penetrated

  • your best and most often opener

  • Dont watch this high just saying

  • Do you remember your very FIRST orgasm ever?

  • What an awful experience for that girl! She must have a serious complex now!

  • First interracial story and the race of the girl

  • the best nut you've bust.....WITH A GIRL! lol

  • your not supposed to swallow it?

  • Your first blowjob from a girl. xD this would be hell ass FUNNEYH.

  • tell us about a time when you talked a girl who said "I DON'T SUCK DICK" in to giving you a blow job

  • You got to make sure the chick takes a shower first and washes her pussy out thoroughly.

  • First blowjob!

  • toxic clunge

  • If this had been the first time I watched your videos I would not watch your channel again.

    This was disgraceful and disrespectful.

  • wow sky, you have balls for answering this questions. MAD RESPECT

  • tell us about your days in the military, any crazy shit?

  • All Hail Burt

  • what were the juices? :S

  • @weirdod00d911 applejuice! wtf u think?

  • I thought you were a Vagitarian Skyy.

  • haha. You win some, you lose some, eh?

  • is that background painted or what

  • Craziest place you had sex!

  • Burt needs to come on this show.

  • you useing a green screen,i can tell cause when u shake your hands they have a green line hahaha

  • Soo gross yet soo freaking hilarious! I love the way you tell stories Skyy.

  • Dude what is your stand on butt Fucking

  • Tell us more about your mentor and what you said to him after you took his spelling advice

  • hahahah so funny

  • great story skyy!

  • That's the nastiest shit I've ever heard.

  • ok so when you do the abc, should they be capital or lowercase?

  • @KOVER1NER neither. Skyy did an episode about it way back when. Look it up

  • @KOVER1NER DONT DO THE ABC'S

  • do a video about the Illuminati !

  • The link for the other video doesn't work Skyy.

  • @HomefrontPro The link works now :-)

  • liking the green screen

  • your first white girl, asian, european, south american girl. and also what race of girls are the best in bed.

  • Seal team Six really only have one known Confirmed Kill...... Just Sayin'

  • GOD DAMNIT I CAN'T CLICK ON THE VIRGINITY LOL

    put links in this vid please :(

  • What Twilight444 said!

  • Tell us how you became a vegetarian.

  • @1125899906842624 haha that prolly made him into a vegetarian after that experience!! haha jk

  • Dress as a drag queen and film Ask The John in public.

  • i ent eating for the rest of the day!

  • Skyy these stories are amazing !! Keep em coming.

  • ima thinking this wasnt really out side but really on a green screen bc when he does his fake Sprinting his hands have bad editing outlines

  • Nah, spelling the alphabet does not work.....Trust me.

  • What happened between you and Gina!!!!!!!

  • Do Illuminati

  • freeminecraft.

    me/?ref=

    342567

    free minecraft account, just saying

  • Might as well put up your first anal and BJ story keep the flow going.

  • Do your hands always glow green when you sprint??!? O__o

  • @charles125 its the green screen or are you being sacastic

  • @brockheinz Lmao yes I was being sarcastic.

  • Tell us the story of your first time giving a BJ.

  • @charles125 Skyy dont give no dam bj's he gets em

  • no more green screen, bro.

  • tell us the story of the first time you had anal sex !!!!

  • gross

  • SAW THE GREEN WHEN U HAD A RUN !!! :P

  • so does that depend on a girl or is it always like this and i better not to drink that?

  • turn off that background music it's goddamn distracting!

  • nice green screen :P

  • Talk about all types of advice Bert gave you!

  • Tell us your first erection story.

    Little Skyy: What's that?! Mom, something's happening to my dick!