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  • AngelFace----> I have been on ambien for some time now. one night I thought if one works good two would be better was I wrong. I started frying bacon. and mumbleing stuff that made no sense. my Bf said I was trying to drink the salt. i had No memory of any of this. IF you are going to take this medication take it and lay down. do not wonder around your house for 30 mins. Take ONLY as directed by you physician. Talk to your doctor about any

    out of the ordinary things you do while on ambien.

  • That's funny. I take that stuff for sleep and so far I've only sleep walked.

  • Another encounter with the Ambien walrus.

  • Once I actually put the cereal in the fridge xD

  • Ambien: The FDA Approved LSD.

  • hes not gonna remember he ate all that stuff.. my dad did that he ate ice cream and a hot pocket and asked me the next morning did u eat this?? I was like no u did after ambien and he says oh thats funny i dont remember

  • Staying awake on ambien is really easy

  • You know what's really good on ambien, 2 triple whoopers from burger king LOL

  • sounds like a good rate dape rug

  • Excuse me Nalts guy~ take your Rx as prescibed. Your setting a bad example. Some people do some seriously crazy shit on this drug. No joke.

  • I can so relate to that..go take a look at my ambien story on my channel

  • lol nub puts cereal in his firdge

  • It doesn't make you feel tired really, but very out of it. I never remember anything I do after fighting it before bed after taking one. I blackout.

  • That video was exactly my problem

  • im feelin a little werrdd, idk if 1 12.5 mg will trip me out

    but im deffinately feeling werd

  • Took my first dose about tonight...been laying in bed now for 6 hours and haven't felt a thing.

  • @Feelgood3009 you should talk to your doctor about upping the dosage, I can only take one little one because I'm so small but it all depends on how you handle medication and someimes weight.

  • This is definitely not what happens when you take Ambien. Ambien doesn't really make you tired, especially not if you're doing something. It does help you fall asleep, but it doesn't have that deep heavy sedative "need to sleep" kind of feeling like say, benzos do. It will only help you fall asleep if you're in bed and ready to sleep. Otherwise you will either trip, feel a bit woozy and weird, or nothing at all, depending on the person and the dosage.

  • this man has da mad munchies

  • I like to chase my ambien with a red bull on an empty stomach.

  • damn is this guy fried talk about the munchies he ate 3 days worth of shit

  • i took this and couldnt get to sleep, so after a while i went to get a drink of water in pitch dark only to notice a bunch of fuckin creature things throwing stuff at me like gifts and they land on me and i cant concentrate on gettin the water cuz these guys keep throwin stuff at me and i just want to catch them, then i finally catch them only to find out they wernt real

  • yup u eat alot and act crazy i found my mom eating all the doughnuts in the middle of the night and the sad thing is she ate two whole boxes of them!

  • NOTICED HE PUT THE MILK IN TH CUPBOARD

  • so true but be careful! you know you've taken too much when you take one,two eight and then wake up in another state in jail wearing your pajamas!!!!!

  • I don't go on eating binge after taking ambien, i sit at the computer, or get in bed read or watch tv...and i go right off to sleep.

    It's good to have an empty stomach when you take it.

  • lmao he puts the milk in the cabnet and the cereal in the fridge

    

  • that reminds me of me.

  • Boy don't I know what this guyis like. He's me on Ambien!!!!!!

  • eat up you out of shape fucking slob... worthless...

  • @duecelikeme

    I bet you're in the army or you're a baseball playing inbred alcoholic southern lunkhead oaf...or both.

  • GREAT STUFF!!!

  • Ambein makes you high

    even when you get into bed your high and passing out

  • that depends on the person i take 10mg a night i have a RX for it and have been taking it for 3 months even in the beginning did not make me high in any way just sleepy but the fact that i have been taking it so long it can take up to 2 hours for me to fall asleep. and that me laying in bed trying to fall asleep i can stay up on it all night but will pay for it later with a migraine and cramped eyes.

  • lolll. this is funny but only 50% accurate i just got nice lil bumb to the head lastnight after tha wheels onmy board locked up criss crossing astreet hhigh on valium and ambien ada whole lottta alc

  • yeah. im an ambien veteran and i can tell you that if youve never taken it and you want to know what its like when you take it, just watch this video. yep.

  • Man vs Ambien...man will always lose......there was acase where a guy died for walking off a three story building.........no sense in taking chances ...take it serious

  • i took 2 pills of ambein and ive stayyed awake for 4 hours so far... not doing much for me... im still waiing for the trippy shit haha

  • the trippy shit depends on the person i take 10mg a night have been for 3months now i have a RX for it i can stay up all night on it.

  • @XImTheBaddestBitchX they were probably just 1 mg ones. that's nothing. the trip won't be so great either. i took 70mg and i was fucking going insane

  • @XImTheBaddestBitchX

    I must be lucky. I take 1 pill and trip relative balls. Everything looks like its alive and talking to me, coats on chairs, piles of books, empty bottles, shoes. I also hear voices. Everything sounds like its talking. When I type under the influence the sound of the keys being hit actually says words. When I turn the lights off I see a fuckton of shadow people. Ambien rules. I'm on inferior Lunesta now. All that will do is make you fall asleep in weird places.

  • BTW...to all of you saying 'this is fake', of course it is. It's called satire. It was made to be funny, to entertain us. He didn't actually take an ambian and film himself, it's a 'short movie'.

  • I don't need Ambian to do that stuff! That's just how I roll...naturally!

  • i never get sleepy on ambien. and i take 4 at a time. i just dont remember shit the next day. lol

  • LOL this is the most accurate Ambien video Ive seen.

  • @nationalist818 nort for me im on it now mines deiifffifrent

  • helluva lot of fibre intake

  • how is he not fat

  • Ambien Wins!

  • lol

  • i took 1,,and nothing at all happend.i took 2 and the patterns on my walls started to dance but i was funtioning normal and not sleepy,i took 5 and i dont remeber that night lol

  • lol baby bottle @ 0:46 lol

  • Well, that wasn't very funny.

  • eating food with ambien will sober you up real fast. this is fake...

  • OMG THIS IS SO FUCKING FAIL !! First of all he switched the pill scene and took another one att the beggining. Second of all Ambien makes you not conserna about things it does NOT make you tired, You just fail misserably you lame looking cunt.

  • it's probably a re-creation

  • lmao, Ambien is a sleep aid. It DOES make you tired.

  • sometime it makes u hallucinate lol

  • I can relate, I had 8 back surgeries and take high doses of morphine and taken ambien cr 12.5mg and have driven to walmart, shopped, came home and found all kinds of stuff in the morning, a 42" LCD TV, a Wii, bunch of dvd's and some food and don't remember buying it or driving or even being in the store! Kind of freaked me out!!!

  • lmao.

  • Haha! I've done the milk / cereal thing before by accident. (I don't think I had drugs to blame either.)

  • haha i rember when i took this in 8th grade.. the computer thing happend to me alot, and i heard and saw faces in the wall and on my computer =/

  • never mix adderall with ambien

  • LOL

  • lol you dont know if your coming or going

  • F.A.K.E

  • dfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdf

  • Do any of you trip on ambien when u take it? When I take that stuff I see shit like I'm hallucinating. But thats only if I stay awake when I take it.

  • when i took it first time, i seen pipes. and i felt them, second time i tried to play rock band throwing the drum sticks and then passing out on the floor. it is a great medication

  • I don't trip, but my reality is definately shifted ever so slightly to the left. Drink a beer with it.

  • yeah dude, i tripped for a good hour or 3. then a passed out for a good 12.

  • hmmm....I wonder who worked the camera, if he really was "out of it"...When on that stuff your brain doesn't function normally....ergo, filming is out of the question. I set my webcam on record, and I was way out of it and forgot I was even looking at a computer, let alone a camera.

  • This seems fake for some reason, compared to other ambien/stilnox/zolpidem vids.

  • i meen at 1:00

  • lol wait somethings wrong at 1:05 !!

  • wow that was dumb.

  • lmao at 1:05

  • lol you killed a rat??? Dude why would you kill a rat?

  • can we create an ambien community? i want to interact with this guy

  • i stole a car and killed a rat while taking these

  • Ambien is the shit. Last time I took it I was running semi-naked through the street at about 5am. Such a good high

  • funny as hell i have anorexia but shit i take 2 ambiens and i am going to eat before bed and then forget that i did to wake up to see what was opened and eaten the night before

    haha

    so i can't eat all day but the coffee maybe an apple or a yogurt but im likely going to eat micro dinner smart ones or some froz yog500cals/max munchies for sure

    AND AMB 10 look the same just different letters numbers on the white pill between generic and brand t 5s r pink i never had a 5 generic

  • hahaha i do not remember tyng this last nite while on the amb wonder if i will remember this

    stuff is great

  • hahahahaha. you are ridiculous. this is such a sobering portrait of what ambien can do to you. and why it's great.

  • It killed someone I know.. Not funny..

  • the man took 10mg of brand name ambien

  • yep:)

  • fake

  • You're a complete idiot.

  • I agree. compared to other ambien/stilnox vids, this guy seems too with it. lack of talking too, many say you don't shut up when on ambien, as well as the camera work. bit to pro for a guy who's "out of it"

  • I still can't sleep, Nalts. I tried watching my old videos, and even that didn't work.

    I tried coffee...cigarettes...

    Anyway, just wanted to say hi.

  • thats b.s. ambien is a little round pill. its greenish.

  • no you're wrong. those were definitely ambien. brand name 10mg ambien are white little oblong pills marked AMB 10. they are a bit smaller than tic tacs. i don't even think there are generic ambiens available yet.

  • They have generic ambien out now, it's what I take. I have a little video that I made (I don't remember making it!) on my page.

  • ambien has gone generic with the name zolpidem tartrate. the man is taking the generic equivalent of Ambien from Apotex.

  • It's ALWAYS been called Zolpidem.

  • thats the real deal actually, same pill on here is the same one im holding in front of me which is prescribed to my mother... 100% real pill dude... dunno where ur getting ur lil green m&m's from - lol

  • the little green M&m's are a real drug, sleeping pill, but I do not know the name, it's not ambien, and hell of a lot stronger. more like Rohypnol or however it's spelt (that schizophrenic/date rape drug)

  • ya dude roofies

  • Sorry if this ends up being a second post: sometimes I'll be typing something into a YouTube text box and it will enter by itself.

    ANYWAY: I used to take PAXIL and I ate so much my weight went from 175 pounds to 247 pounds, also I had tons of memory loss. Paxil is an anti-anxiety drug but it's also used to help people sleep. I also ended up with amnisia which I think were episodes where I was sleep walking and people thought I was awake. DRUGS are evil!!!

  • not all drugs. how bout kimo therapy, that helps cancer patients. sorry im on ambien right now.

  • this guy just has munchies, this stuff does this to me also. Try to eat about 2 hrs before bed. I find that helps the best

  • Also he should try going to bed after you take the sleeping pill LOL which you're supposed to do. ha ha

  • It definately helps to be in bed and resting. If you're active or very stressed, the drug's onset is not as quick but it still works.

    And forget the other retards here who report hallucinations and the intanasal dosing. Kids with computers....

  • hahaha this is so true.. it just makes me hungry, gives me the munchies - ruins my plans for sleep :P then i start seeing things....

  • stop fucking exxagerating everything. im on ambien right now. and i don't feel the munchies. and you hallucinate small things. like u think something is moving when it really isn't. nothing big like Dancing Elves.

  • take the med on a empty stomache, it works a hell of alot faster. I have been using it for several yrs because of shiftwork but it is a great product.

  • You're right. The best time to take Ambein is when your stomach is 100% empty!!! It takes about 5 minutes to work and you stay asleep all night.

  • AMBIEN IS THE BOMB!!!!

  • Hard to sleep when you know the world is being run by shape shifting cold blooded reptilians from another planet.

    Peace

  • @CrazyMeds FFFFFFUUUUUU

    Trippin ballz, thanks asshole.

  • @CrazyMeds LOL!!

  • @CrazyMeds The Lizard King?

  • @CrazyMeds

    What.. in the fuck? lol.

  • hahaha, love the cereal part, only reason i searched this is cuz im try'n the same thing, 4 hours in, im doin just fine

  • this woulda been cooler if he'd not simply edited together a bunch of clips that didn't look real. figure that out

  • RIGHT.

  • Taking ambien AND getting stoned and trying to stay awake, now that's another experience.

  • ya dude whenever i snort it and do a bong load i fuckin see in frames for 30 min then when the weed starts to wear off i wake up in a puddle of spilled bong water 12 hours later.

  • why would u rail ambien. what a herb. Q-U-E-E-R!

  • have you done it? no so dont try talk about shit you know nothing of. and dont try to say u do know about ambien cuz what you just said proves you know nothing.

  • i could see if u were gonna rail some dilaudid or oxycontin or any opiate without tylenol in it. But to blow ambien, xanax, valium, restoril, etc... is not only a huge waste of meds but not even that much more effective. If u have to cop a high off ambien don't call yourself a stoner...it's embarrassing to real stoners...

  • You are an idiot. Insufflation of alprazolam is not only more effective than oral use but the absorption into the blood stream is direct. Any time you snort something it goes directly into two places, the GABA receptors in the brain (in the case of xanax) and the lungs where it is absorbed at a somewhat slower rate. Maximum blood plasma concentration levels of alprazolam takes about 1 hr. When insufflated (snorted) the effects begin at about 10 minutes with lasting effect for up to 8 hours.

  • noobre is right iv been on xanax for 7 or 8 years. sniffing it may not be the best for stopping anxiety but for fun its great. personally i do it both ways. P.S using some afrin nasal spray to really clear you up makes a BIG difference. you can get that xanax high from a much smaller amount. the flush is great to.

  • what a wonderful drug

  • haha u put the cerial in the fringe and the milk in the coboard. haha lol

  • I've done that shit before. I wake up and theres shit like that or like fuckin wierd ass shit done.

  • I take 10 mg. every night. I never remember what I did the next day but it usually involves eating very strange concoctions of food. Once I ate Grapenuts cereal with cocoa added to the milk. It was actually good. I don't think I would have ever thought of that if not on Ambien. lol

  • i've been on ambien- Finnish(stilnoct) for 7 years now and it only helps to ease the withdrawal symptoms.i get horrible crawings every evening. i can take 4-10 per night just to wake up in couple of hours to take some more.

  • this video pisses me off..ambien is way cooler than that

  • That is a lie. This video may be fake, but hard to eat while on Ambien? Come on now. I have seen a person very close to me make some of the weirdest things and chow down. It lowers your inhibitions.

  • Probably different people react differently to it, as with any medication.

  • You are probably right.

  • He's a Keebler man. I can respect that.

  • LMAO!! keebler man!!!!

  • i believe ambien is a mean way the french are getting back at the americans. After all the french invented it but consider it too dangerous to take. Only you suckers in america seem to like this dreadful stuff. I'm telling it's a conspiracy against americans who just love drugs, and anything that will keep their minds frozen.

  • THey consider it too dangerours to take Y?, ive taking them all day hahaha

  • i took ambien and my textured ceiling turned into boiling water

  • in the morning you dont remember much. i just took two ambien awhile ago and i wasnt planning on sleep so i just watched tv and on the computer. though the pill will take full affect for a few minute and people become totally disoriented for a while and this is the part where many people pass out. but me i just push through that stage and it gradualy goes away the same way it came. now im sitting here typing with only feeling slightly tipsy cus the affect is going away

  • im on 2 ambien right now and im trippin but not like that. i can still barely type right. and it fucks up my eyes. everything is double vision during most of the effect. i can't walk straight or see straight but i can kinda hobble around before i fall asleep.

  • Kevin, Trazodone really works too!

  • the uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­... hahaha and the SIZE of the cereal bowl... they only get used on late nights....

    (youtube doesn't allow more than two W's so I had to double up on the U's

  • that portrays everthing about ambien

  • healthy

  • nice....put the milk in the cubord and the cerial in the fridge...i think it was affecting him....lol

  • ambien isnt that hard to stay awake with i stayed up an entire day taking one before lol

  • I've been taking ambien for 2 years, and I am only 26 and have started balding, with the same receding hair pattrn as you? When did you start balding?

  • @nixonsinatra Yikes! I have been hearing about this hair loss thing and Ambien allot lately. Does it grow back if you go off the medicine is the question I need an answer to.

  • you should try weed. its would...kinda make more sense and tie all that eating together.

  • he put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard

  • Dude, you didn't take two of those, did you?

  • LOL! The music really added to the effect. Who is the artist?

  • Thanks so much for this informative video. I'll try taking medications orally now, I think. Somehow I'd just assumed all drugs were suppositories. Maybe I'll try DRINKING NyQuil next time.

  • I had the same problem. Then I tried a few alka seltzers and nearly burst my colon.

  • I never did that, but I thought the one rule was "never put anything in your ass that could make a pidgeon explode." (My grandmother cross-stitched that quotation and had it framed. She said Martin Luthur said it.)

    The point is, my turkey baster has never even seen a turkey.

  • i need ambien

  • hehehe

  • What, no crashing the car into a security gate?

  • D'oh. Didn't think it through enuf

  • You didn't drink vinegar did you? I've always found a nice big sandwich and a glass of coke helps, their are numerous occasions when i fall asleep at the keyboard :) Caffeine... the only true way.

  • Don't try ambien and tequila! Trust me on that one.

  • You lost the battle! LOL God, I love Ambien!

  • your videos are so cute. I just can't figure out why you don't have thousands of subscribers! =)

  • yeah

  • It's a conspiracy. YouTube makes it very difficult to find my stuff because I like to poke a lil' good-natured fun at 'em. They're worth 1.6 trillian, you know. Google's gonna buy 'em.

  • Say, I saw your Burger King outsourcing short on google video. Not sure who put it there, but it had around 200K views.

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