Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Review

[TheC0kiemonster]

~C=3

[vcihiethea]

where's kat ????

[MrHarrey1]

Why is the guy with the cap always so pessimistic?

[miraxxooxoxo666]

*left the review of Modern Warfare 3 after 4 seconds in to watch this instead*

Bi-winning.

No Charlie Sheen references?

Ok :c

[IVIanSour]

Draegon?

[jackattackk1313]

from jersey shore



[jackattackk1313]

u look like vinny

[movieman4341]

I wanna get it gor ps3 cuase i can never fucken understand how the thingworks i find game play with a keyboard is realy stupid but my ps3 rarely has glitches so i should be fine!!

[Sunno94]

@movieman4341 it gets kinda laggy on the ps3 unless you turn your auto saves off.

[blackhawke5]

i got it on the ps3 cause my pc is from the stone age and my save game data got deleted when i was 3 quarters of the way through the game. :(

[lukethedukea380]

of course its sucks on consoles, pc is where skyrim's at!

[FinbansCraft]

To be honest I don't enjoy the intro level to most Bethesda games, but they are still awsome.

[theGaminGuru098]

I don't think most people realize this but there is hotkey on counsel, if you go to favorites and hold down left or right on the d-pad it'll show a one or two, sure not as many as pc but still kills a lot of time

[iJnta]

Jokes on you for buying Skyrim on PS3!

[UYAoFAN]

@iJnta not everyone has a beast pc

[jamaicaboy544]

Living under a cock loll

[chrisspudster72]

the first 10 mins or so is just a tutorial and i think they did it really well. when you go to that first lil village (riverwood i think?) you learn how to do all the stuff thats new since oblivion (armour crafting, alchemy, enchanting etc) my flatmate started a save file on my ps3 today and she loves it. she doesnt really care for the combat or anything she plays more of an alchemist role which really speaks for how OPEN ENDED this game is.

[tinyswift1]

i love skyrim but i totally agree first 10-20 mins is rubbish but once you go past that its brilliant

[phoarful]

the thing with the giants is meant to happen, it shoots u in the air on purpose

[FrankieTheoret]

@phoarful but the smash there clubs down and u go flying 100000 feet UP in the air i personally love seeing myself go flying but i guess other people dont :S

[Closen0ugh]

GUNNS4HIRE

[legomen3]

my skyrim freezes and crashes relatively often and i have the 360 version. also horses are like fucking spider man haha i climbed a god damn mountain with a horse :D that's the only plus side to a horse in my opinion

[guitarb3ast7x]

What the fuck? Thank for spoiling the goddamn intro. Fucking idiots

[FlipadieFlip]

@guitarb3ast7x You could have stopped watching.

[guitarb3ast7x]

@FlipadieFlip I did. 

[FlipadieFlip]

@guitarb3ast7x Good. I would also like to point out the unexpected level of maturity in your reply. You have earned my respect. Have a good day!

[guitarb3ast7x]

@FlipadieFlip Sorry, I didn't expect that you needed an elaborate comment stating that I didn't watch the entire video.

[FlipadieFlip]

@guitarb3ast7x Don't be mean, It wasn't sarcasm!

[PatrikN793]

@guitarb3ast7x Stop crying faggot.

[guitarb3ast7x]

@PatrikN793 Okay, thanks for the advice. I'll make sure that next time I comment, I will satisfy your needs.

[PatrikN793]

@guitarb3ast7x Thanks. I hope you do.

[BallsOfTheDead]

i personally think that the first 10 minutes of oblivion were boring. but than i got out, and discovered a huge world where you can basically do anything you want! there are quests for everyone out there. every quest feals and plays different. thats what makes the elder scrolls games so awesome. not the first 10 minutes. i know he said the rest was good but i really dont think the first 10 minutes of a game are ever worth complaining about!

[Mediamonsta95]

BEST CHANNEL ON YOUTUBE EVER

[devilxx3]

@Mediamonsta95 agree

[lukethedukea380]

duh of course the console versions kinda suck, the pc one is far more stable

[metaitachi]

@lukethedukea380 Actually the console versions are pretty decent, ive seen my brother play it.

[JonAnimalFan]

@pjrene You just pointed out the flaw in your own argument. If it's good on the PC they probably already know this because they make gaming videos. :P

[awesomeo395]

ow and im pretty sure PS3 IS BETTER THN FUCKING XBOX 2 FUCKING IDIOTS THAT CANT AFFORD PS3

[01misheel]

@awesomeo395 if you got the money then buy a PC noob

[TheRexadas]

@awesomeo395 they both played in the ps3 idiot...

[MoreThanLuck]

@awesomeo395 I have an Xbox 360 and a PS3. Explain 1 reason why the PS3 version is better.

[videogameman555]

@awesomeo395 ps3 is almost the same fucking price -_-

[awesomeo395]

this game is the game of the year bitch unlike mw3 thats totally a waste of money and time

[D2Synua]

It's good but not GOTY in it's current state

[Arsonloke]

The game has frozenon me once and I had to unplug my xbox n the menus r laggy at times

[Arsonloke]

This game is glitchy as fuck but it's still one of the best games of all time and it's game of the year for sure I just unlocked dragon armor just saying

[milicp99]

im a argoian

[jonzadamonza]

Why would you post this garbage, left over footage? and where is the review?

[3killabytes]

@jonzadamonza Get real and deal with it. Why would you watch our show if you think we post trash.

J

[jonzadamonza]

@3killabytes Nice of you to reply to every single commentator. Anyway, some of your reviews are alright and entertaining so I had some expectations. But to call this a review of Skyrim is like discussing the theory of relativity and using up 80% of the time explaining why you don't like the color of Einstein's sweater-vest. For a while I seriously thought you had trailed off during editing and posted the edited-out bits by mistake.

[2bbe1]

300 years after oblivion

[blankprobe]

Adventure :D Beautiful music, views and nature. Irrelevant glitches.

RPG :/ Epic Story but no humor: Lame gestures and expressions. Fallout3 had more dialogue attitude.

ACTION :( Combat is restricted to stats, health bars and chance modifiers(% chance to stun someone etc) Poor sence of contoll. Weapons dont 'feel' right and their damage potential is set by a number instead of the obvious like weight, shape and aim. Doesnt matter where you hit the opponent- same damage regardless of limb.

80%

[Mediamonsta95]

not new vegas fallout 3

[Mediamonsta95]

they eventually fixed Fallout: New Vegas so they will eventually fix this

[mrZ0NES]

the guy on the left looks like vinny from jersey shore

[3killabytes]

@mrZ0NES I've never heard that before.

J

[johnathandon]

The guy with the glasses is a bit of a "try hard." I like how he has a tattoo to try to look like less of a nerd. However, it only ups the douche factor lol.

[3killabytes]

@johnathandon haha a "Try Hard"? The only thing I have to say to that comment is that if you did your research and looked into my background you would know that I'm a hero in the gaming community and a saint. I'm a man of honor. I think many of our viewers would disagree with your comment. Why don't you spend your time giving back to the community or would you rather get real and deal with it?

J

[DareToBlink]

@SuperCandyBeats I agree, that's why it won game of the year!

[99andrikkos]

Question: Is it worth it to buy this game or should I be waiting for Bethesda to fix the bugs??

[makiimedia]

@99andrikkos wtf!? :DDD go fucking buy it. there are almost no bugs in this game. i experienced 2 crashes and got stuck ones in 50 hours!

[brbjuke45]

@99andrikkos Wait for the GOTY Edition, im sure by then, it would be fix

[TheWitty135]

@99andrikkos It depends on your console. If you have an old model ps3, wait. New ps3 I think is safe (works fine for me), xbox is fine, and PC is AMAZING if you can run it (mine can't even run games from 2003). I've had very few bugs on my ps3 anyway.

[99andrikkos]

/@TheWitty135 i have an old (fat) ps3. Why do you say that it is "safer" on the newest ps3 slim model?

[ROCKSTAR3788]

is it just me or does mike look like vinny from the jersey shore

[Beatles4office]

that guy with the Optumus Prime is a DUMBASS

[sotojoseph123]

thumbs up if you always sing the song in the begining

[aaronkempster1]

It's cuz PS3 suck the Xbox has like 3 glitches I've seen nd thy only happened 1 time each... But no contest PC is the best

[123HGW]

@aaronkempster1 the ps3 doesnt suck its cos the developers didnt take the time and effort to optimise the game

[aaronkempster1]

I was an ork... In this game it's a species of elf... Nd a little kid says "my papa says your kind of people is why no one visits this town, I'm not allowed to talk to elves." I wish you could kill kids!

[DAlegend247]

Spoilers much! :L

[hawianpnch]

I Tink I Taw A Dreygen

[SuperCandyBeats]

Skyrim = Shittiest game ever

[3killabytes]

@SuperCandyBeats Wow. Have you ever played a video game before?

J

[OMGCREEPERLOL]

@SuperCandyBeats you comment = shittiest comment ever

[luisLr4]

WORST FUCKING REVIEW i have seen in youtube

[3killabytes]

@luisLr4 Get real and deal with it.

J

[martynblackburn1977]

These guys are cute. Would like to see them get it on. Skyrim looks good.

[mustangdude187]

I agree I think the first like 30 min is kinda silly...especially if you play it twenty times :P

[3killabytes]

@mustangdude187 YES! Agreement!

J

[LuvTheGfunk]

Thats why I fuck with the pc version..

[tazss159]

This is one of the msot overrated games of all time.

[hugofm619]

@tazss159 Overrated ?

Are you on drugs ?

[tazss159]

@hugofm619 No I don't take drugs or smoke any crap... yes, Skyrim is very overrated. It's a good game, but yeah.

[hugofm619]

@tazss159 No it isn't.

It has tons of stuff to do, and it's very addictive !

[tazss159]

@hugofm619 Skyrim has a lot of content, yes, but it's not necessarily better content then all the other games out this year. You can have a ton of bad content, now obviously Skyrim doesn't have bad content, it's great, but games like Batman AC just have better content. Things like the gameplay, storyline, voice acting, glitches and stuff like that are all better in games like Batman AC. Skyrim is great, but it clearly didn't deserve GOTY.

[hugofm619]

@tazss159 You're comparing a massive RPG with an action game.

Of course Skyrim has a lot of glitches but most of them are very fun

[tazss159]

@hugofm619 Yes, Skyrim broke the record for the most glitches in a game. But it's not just about the glitches, you can't say the game is more fun to play say Batman Arkham City. I didn't think it deserved GOTY.

[hugofm619]

@tazss159 Yet you're the only one here saying that.

You actually came here just to say that.

How sad is that ?

[tazss159]

@hugofm619 I came here to see the review. Did I say Skyrim is a bad game?

[hugofm619]

@tazss159 No, you just said batman is better.

That is pathetic

[tazss159]

@hugofm619 Yes, I said Batman is better, but did I say Skyrim is a bad game?

[Patamon246]

@tazss159 I don't know who you are, I don't know where you live, but you had better take that back. If you don't God help me I will track you down, I will find you where ever you live, and I will kill you.

[johnsnism]

skyrim was basicly my first rpg. and i was like 0.0 epic shhit!

[JusticeIsTheBest]

SKY.. RIMM.....JOB. HAHAHAH

[joeythekangaroo1000]

the soundtrack sounds better than the review!

[ig21100]

This should not have won game of the year... It is far to glitchy. If i'm going to pay $60 for a game I want it to work. This just feels like an incomplete product and having to wait for updates is just awful. Yes I know it's Bethesda, but that does not make it okay. We as gamers should not make it seem like its okay to sell incomplete products.

[diz096]

@ig21100 There will be always glitchs in these games and it will never all be fixed for 3 platforms for such a big game.

[gamenow44]

the ps3 version had way more problems then the xbox version. im not being a fanboy i was just saying

[JohnJimmyBill]

@gamenow44 Which is why I quickly traded in my unopened PS3 version for the 360 version.

[jfl125]

AGGGGHHHHH SPOILERS....... NOW I KNOW THE DRAGON REVIVES THE OTHER DRAGONS!

[Crow667]

I think Jay complains for the sake of complaining. Everytime you review a good game, Jay complains about it and everytime you review a shitty or mediocre game Jay stands up for it. The fuck?

[3killabytes]

@Crow667 Bingo.

J

[mr57708]

You can even make armour

"yeah for your cock"

[providencebreaker22]

If i worked for bethesda i would patch the glitches in this amazing game, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[MrJonas0319]

dräuagon 

[vuffer100]

wow this guy looks exactly the same as vinny from jersy shore only without muscles

[ScottieDoesntKnowX]

Play it on pc J,

Also if you get the horse shadowmere, you almost never have to worry about it dying. It can pretty much tank dragons.

[xNightRider360x]

Ur complaining about lag and glitches and saving problems. But ur playing on a PS3 way to go

[Maxter550]

i agree with jay. The beaning was horrible but the rest was awesome.

[cocofojo]

i have only experienced one or two minor glitches and take what they say knowing these glitchs probably not happen to you. this game is my favorite game right now and probably will stay my favorit

[THEkidNurCLOSET]

IM FROM BETHESDA DOTN HATE...except do...cuzz its glitchy like shit ;)

[gagedanielson]

DREEEEEGON

[Gazza660]

When you guys argue is hilairious xD!

[CannibalCatfish]

As a note for an prospective buyers who are put off by it, getting it on PC has almost no glitches or bugs. Even if you can only run the game on low-medium like me, i highly recommend getting this game on PC. I played the console version at my friends house, and it was fantastic, but it just doesnt compare the functionality of a PC. For a single player game like this, i see no reason to get it on console unless your PC is over a decade old. Mine is 6 years old and runs fine.

[jimmybroderick84]

is that vinny from jersey shore?

[Riley8ify]

Yup basically. Just returned my skyrim. Now I an spend it on something actually FUN

[DuckFinGaming]

the first 10 minutes is EPIC.. its the best one out of all of them, dude on the right sucks

[DuckFinGaming]

fuck this review, they suck at it, they bitch about it the whole time, its not that glitchy

[MilitaryMan006]

lol at these dumbasses arguing about the game for the 1st ten minutes rather than the 200 fucking hours the game has to offer

[Tye1029]

* SPOILER ALERT ABOUT A HORSE* Get shadomere its a horse that never dies do the dark brother hood and you eventually get it

[Aguacater87]

The start is pretty good, it's an Elder Scrolls game ffs, there's no epic CGI intros or whatever. After that you get the most huge and amazing game ever made. And if you guys wanted less bugs you should have got it for PC since it's first a PC game, not to mention the mods. Be thankful your shitty consoles still run games being so damn outdated.

[tankzed12]

i didnt noticed any glitch or bug other that your horse diseapears when you are on it or when the giant hits you with the weapon whatever they have and you fly away.i have skyrim on the 360 and i played for about 15 hours

[masticina]

I gotta agree this is such a huge game so .. and then glitches. Sigh :(

A shame just a shame! But yes once fixed its perfect

[Thelinanthony]

i would probably post a better comment...then i took and arrow to the knee

[AditaTheBest]

@Thelinanthony I used to be an arrow in the knee,but then I took an adventurer like you.

[58mfg]

I was reading the comments on this 3kb video....then I took an arrow to the knee.

[JustaC00lGuy]

Skyward Sword is better!

[instantlockerzinvit1]

@JustaC00lGuy no zelda is just the same thing over and over again every game, tes is different every game completley

[kastastan]

dregen!

[RetroHawk007]

Living under a cock xD lol

[ASerrant2]

Mike...your mustache is freaking me out!

[ZeksVonReptar]

Awesome. My little brother won a game of Skyrim; I hope he picked the Ps3 disk.

[billybobjimmyjobjr]

actually they just released 1.02 fixes most glitches

[pokebobstupid]

i never win a game ):

[ArkAngel3767]

hey bros i was hoping you guys knew how to do the slo mo finishers on ps3 console it would be great if anyone could tell me or if its just random .

[SpiceThemPotatoes]

@ArkAngel3767 There just random :)

[billybobjimmyjobjr]

@ArkAngel3767 its random but if it was happening all the time it wouldnt be as epic as they are

[MrVvivio]

Jay has a point. The beginning was sloppy in my opinion; however, Skyrim opens up to be one of the most epic games as you move along. I am over 50+ hours into it and I haven't even scratched the surface. Thanks guys!

[MrHeavyGunner]

@3kB should call the show 2KB are guys even friends Kat or did just pay her to be on the show?

[303jaybyrd216]

I think the need to Patch this game. And the guys head on the left.

[RetroHawk007]

AWWW YEAA lol Thank you so much :D love you guys

[emerorofbroccoli]

i liked the first 10 minutes ^.^

and mike i love you so much right now :D

[lulzingXDXD]

did anyone else just skipped forward to see how much they reviewed?

[SuperXboxreviewer]

@lulzingXDXD nope

[maikorage444]

lol The first glich i found was that i was in these mountains fighting a frost troll, then i see a dragon flying in a circle at 500 Mph! XD

[NothinRhymesWitJacob]

It is very important to stress that the game is different for everyone. EVERYONE will have a different experience.

[TENNESSEETITAN72]

SkyrimJob

[ResponsibleSnowflake]

Problem one: No suspension of disbelief. Problem two: PS3

[Meeganish]

What?! An Elder Scrolls game is glitchy?! No effing way!!

[KILLERxWAFFLZ]

great review guys

keep being awesomesauce

[CoverDrummer94]

just sayin, the pc version is glitch free for me so far...

[Loknop]

Dear Mike,

Punch Jay.

From,

Everyone.

[3killabytes]

@Loknop Dear viewer,

Get real and,

Deal with it.

From,

J

[ThreeKidsOneMac]

I agree, the first 10 minutes are very dull in my opinion.

[farmerjamesfergus]

The dog impression was PRICELESS!!

[ThreeKidsOneMac]

The glitches are fine. There was no game breaking glitches...

[senojnomis]

I've had hardly any glitches, but i dont count the textures because i dont give a s**t about graphics in games, that said, i am a serial saver and i am always prepared to load a save from 15 minutes earlier, so i'm safe from most things. the game is ridiculously epic, too good, i have no life when i sit down and play for 8 hours straight...