Go to church, give money, don't be a fag!

[rtisi]

there's some seroquel in this somewhere...

[SufferinSprings]

I have this entire show posted on my channel.

[thefl0ck]

welcome to the glen beck program...

[Makron5]

Any idea on what the name of this preacher is?

[MinecraftAdditict]

Satanists don't do that anymore xD. Ever been to a black mass? Ya just listen

[halburd1]

hahha lol i bet he searched far and wide for many long years, state to state, continent by continent for love in the gay bars. And now he's a bitter scorned gay guy. hahaha lol. oooops forgot he said don't laugh at him. hahahahaha

[halburd1]

stupid fake christian everyone, escpecially satangits knows you use baby fat not baby skin to make candles lol.

[Flint925]

There's no love cuz he's in there with em

[zaten7]

there is no love in my little pony NO LOVE AND YOU KNOW IT

[dan91709]

Christians. As an atheist, I'm embarrassed for them.

[mrcoffey]

Whoa!!! My gaydar detector went through the roof when this dude appeared on screen!

[ragekage209]

This is hilarious.

[babiker2468]

Doreittles :D

[zabukazar]

Is that Glenn Beck?

[halburd1]

@zabukazar haha lol his gay slightlier more demented twin

[gtpturbo]

This dude is off his meds!!

[officerbawden17]

So if you don't go to a church or give money you are a cigarette then strange but ok.

[AntiYourFacePhD]

Didn't they used to show this guy all the time on The Daily Show? Like in it's first season?

[capperz412]

His voice reminds me of Alan from The Hangover. Anyone?

[LilProveInn]

WTF o.O

[SubconsciousGatherer]

I'll bet this guy is a great companion on long road trips.

[bsoulski]

who ever sent me this is receiving a baby candle for halloween

[Chrisdvc26]

This has got to be a comedy act....right?....good comedian

[MyWictor]

unbelelivable . this guys shouts and complains.

is he normal? Or brainwashed?

[spoddog1]

is this for real? the mans a comedian.

[BlankPicketSign]

The Lies Fllllooooowww ^_^

[BlankPicketSign]

I lost it at "This guy comes to my house, He's a Satanist"

You know he's lying now =^_^=

[BuffaloTPU]

lol is this guy for fuckin' real?

[PatriotsDomain]

love in a gay bar....wasn't that a song by Aerosmith?

[KISSarmyGuy]

Sam Kinison mixed with Benny Hill.

[nathanck100]

LOL

[marcetclaude]

is it Glenn Beck?

[kingbushwickthe33rd]

He ain't a Satanist!!He's a Scientologist!!

[kingbushwickthe33rd]

And There's No Crying In Baseball Either!!

[kingbushwickthe33rd]

Johnathon Bell reminds of the ungodly love child that the late Andy Rooney gave up for adoption!!

[exetier]

I think you can get those melted baby candles at IKEA

[WhatStache]

someone please teach me how to melt babies into candles

[tweekyseagull]

I'm not eating Doritos. I'm eating pork rinds you idiot.

[369theraven]

Satanists don't sacrifice babies... This guy would be a great stand up comic.

[konohanominato]

hahah hilarious XD

[spidermarcus]

lol, who is this genius comedian? i havent seen him before! So funny! lool rofl

[aubhar]

How do you know there is no love in a gay bar?

[foxsniper360]

I thought I said in the bible to love thy enemy

[bobrobertMT]

I stole his car...

[naybobdenod]

well well well,where did this fruitcake suddenly appear from.We definitely want some more of him.Very entertaining to say the least.

[robcypher]

Holy shit!

[communistjesus]

He is PROBABLY A CLOSET GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY TOO...

[communistjesus]

Another RELIGIOUS NUT JOB who thinks he is JESUS' spokesperson on earth..

[Chadolution]

Is that a woman? Or a man with a woman's voice?

[TheBargar]

Mad as a box if frogs....

[naybobdenod]

@TheBargar just love your comment lmfao

[TheBargar]

@naybobdenod thanks... but he is.... Season greetings to you and your family

[naybobdenod]

@TheBargar Fruitecake I assume.

Thanks for the greetings,they are appreciated.

Seasons greetings to you also and of course your family.

Sincerely

JF from UK

[HellRehab]

Just the kind of nutty christian stuff I collect for my channel. If you like this crap visit my channel. Praise Jebus!

[Wreckeningbassist666]

do the priests who raped indian girls and threw their babies in the residential school stoves count as child sacrifice?

i guess it counts as one thing, they lived their full lives free of ridicule and slander.

but my elders don't forget, and they don't lie, and there isn't a time they don't cry while telling their story. oops got carried away.

just saying, men of "god" did their fare share of child killing.

[LamentingLegionaire]

@Wreckeningbassist666 and child touching.

[Some1toLove22]

@Wreckeningbassist666 WOW upon when was that event occur? I would like to see an article on that!

[Swordofswordom]

Come on, this is a joke; either that, or he's the worst bullshitter ever. (A GOOD bullshitter makes their stories at seem at least a little legitimate)

[suckME135]

Lmfao, sacrifice babies for demonic power? XDDD

Had his life threatened by 5 Satanists who invaded his house?

Got his car stolen?

This guy is a a hypocritical fuck! He spits bullshit and lies out of his ass, and christians are supposed to, according to their precious little commandments, not lie. Pft! What a joke. I see this too often, from priests/pastors/ministers. It's ridiculous.

[Airmanf7]

Bwaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaa!!!

[TheNikeadidas1]

I love Doritles

[Outragedjoker]

Lol

[uckosa]

I tried to go to church once but I took an arrow to the knee.

[dknightish]

If heaven exists, I guarantee it's the most boring place ever. Full of thoroughly unpleasant people like this guy and full of illogical people praying forever. Yawn. So choice is to fry in hell or be bored for eternity. Jesus, better start enjoying this life while we still got it.

[Ongarukat]

lol wut

[DonMezzo]

Jesus Christ, you gotta fuck the babies first, then melt them asshole.

[tweedon1]

If Barney Fife, (Julia Sweeny's) "Pat" from SNL, and Carl Rove had a love child.

[shadesters]

Why is this woman yelling?

[DBSaiyanTim777]

fucking retard...

[llewisddiaz]

This is a man?

[Acrimonator]

This is a parody, riiiiiight ?

[JoeLaTurkeyIII]

Anybody else think it was Abe Simpson at first?

[LOCUSTHATER666]

Homos seem to be happier then you are dumbass lol

[onenutmonkey234]

Why make candles out of babies? They tast so good. Praise satan!

[chadmight]

wow this makes me laugh beyond anything. please tell me this is real so i can laugh even harder lmao

[KJRUSS0]

High-functioning retards.

[gregrutz]

There is no love in a straight bar either but the sex is great.

[DORproductions117]

Damn it, how'd he find out about the baby sacrifice?!

[BorgMX5]

Please tell me this is satirical.

[vampslord]

poe

[SarsecPally]

So many potential memes...........

[Phendraana]

Is this a man or a woman? I seriously cannot tell 0.o

[BillybobSpangleberry]

I'd like to buy some of this guy's weed. And a melted baby candle would look great on my coffee table. It would really tie the room together.

[tangerinefarmer]

My car was stole........by satanists!

[tangerinefarmer]

My car was stole........by satanists!

[muta4thefail]

Is this a satire?

[kakashi76767]

Just found the perfect Republican nominee for president!

[GhostBusta234]

Fuck You, Doritos are Delicious!!!

[avdmeers]

He's the perfect representative for all religion: NUTS!

[newandjune]

wow, this guys great!!

no love!!

SATAN!!!

[VOTCM]

This guy isn't for real, is he?

[MrJohndoakes]

Johnathan Bell: he came from Canada in 1992, did two episodes on a Dallas public access station, then went right back to Canada, where he was arrested for child molestation in 1994.

His show was just him yelling into the camera; he called it "Success in Life", stealing the title from Robert Tilton's program.

For more information Google "Snake Oil" and "Screaming Boy"; it was far worse than I can write here.

[scuttlebuttz]

Baby skin candles burn twice as well as wax, and smell just delicious.

[24okay]

LOL This is funny as shit!

[mythicalhell]

HERE'S A "CLASSIC" REASON WHY RELIGION CAN'T AND SHOULDN'T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY! Religion poisons the mind

[TheSlimthijNetwork]

his car got stolen...gee i wonder why -_-

[Wutwut1n1]

At least satanists sacrifice their babies instead of brainwashing them for life

[flyersphan111]

LOL

[UninsaneRocker]

Sounds like the average tea bagger lol.

[The505Guys]

I bet he gets all the women!

[bsoulski]

He looks like limbaugh glen beck and Carl rove all put together, and sounds about as smart as them also

[AForkSpoon]

@bsoulski hahahah he totaly does.

[communistjesus]

@communistjesus They went HoMoSeXuAl on each other...

[paulkrules1]

@bsoulski even though limbaugh is considered 99.8% all the time

[aedonecro11]

This has to be satirical..... Right...... RIGHT!

[jdd94]

people don't read their bible cuz if they did they would realize how stupid it is!

[amalt37]

This guy is awesome. He speaks in ALL CAPS!!!

[mdmjwarner]

Melting babies into candles.... wow.

It is scary to think about where this guy's mind was when he thought that one up.

[MrPolaroidManReturns]

"There's no love in a gay bar!!!"

[krustyismyname1]

This looks like SNL to me

[jroyals26]

My car got stole....BY A SATANIST!!!!!!

[mateo6cro]

baby candles, the more i think of it the more i like it

[adorablecreature79]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Still think drugs are cool kids?

[mybriefcase]

OMGGG!!! who is this??!!

[Thewickedjunglist]

I call FAKE

[chavezalf]

LOL this in the closet cock lover sounds like knows first hand that he never found love in the gay bar

[7A35]

This weirdo is lying about satanists coming to his home threatening him.

[cjm608]

is this for real? this has to be a spoof.

[Flaw55]

Christians KILL babies!

[aebipesche85]

I´ve done got me some biatch like that before, but main... Thats hard. Stupid biatch. Dumb americans and they´re tv shows! Like 1 buck shows... Hip hop 4 life!

[kawanajanell]

Sorry to all who think that acting like this is a pre-req for being Christian, you are mistaken. I think this guy is bat-crap insane! He needs some serious help.

[TheDouchesupreme]

Seems crazy is a prerequiste for religious folks.

[mongoose704]

Typical ChristoNAZI. calling out people for being fat...with a double chin.

[Brinah]

he sounds feminine!

[rangerstar01]

Shocker this guy is from Texas.

[tonymice]

Please would someone help this guy. I think the first thing he needs it a nice clean change of underware. Wipe his butt reall good too. He crapped his pants. That is why he is so grumpy.

[AlvaroAndfriends]

This is not the work of the holy spirit!!

[jetmemphis83]

Hey preacher thanks for the F-Shack singned dirty mike and the boys

[Itallgoes2me]

lmao hard to tell the difference between a preacher preaching the word, and a stand up comedian making fun of preachers. Not sure where to place this one yet.

[placidelectric]

TELL me this guys not real, please bc he sounds so flaming and overdramatic.....this CANT be real!

[rebelpunk91]

Those same Satanists stole his car while he was trying 2 find love in the gay bars of the Dallas Metroplex. LMAO

[Peteromich]

Is this guy for real? This is incredible.

[DeLeeTiff]

LMFAOOO OMG THIWS KILLED ME

[madamewoselle]

LMFAO!!!!!

[GodsTalkingSnake]

How do you KNOW we're laughing at you? Is your inner voice of reason making you aware of how stupid you must be coming across?

[mrumsower]

quit shouting at me

[mastersduhgree]

Ummm.....this guy is funny.

[theundercoveratheist]

He talks like a faggot. I bet he is a nasty faggot.

[WeAreLegion00110]

Is this guy a comedian or for real? I can never tell the difference with these folks.

[coopmuch56]

i thought it was a young rush limbaugh hah

[raspberrymuffin]

If I was gay I would so take my girlfriend to this guy's church and we'd feel each other up.

I wonder how many hard-ons we'd get from that in the church, lol.

[inzanedogg3]

666

[jdarreola81]

Glen beck in the 80's pissed cus somebody fucked with him and told him candles were made from babies

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[papiculo860505]

Glen Beck!

[sweetsooziep]

guy1-hey guys i have the smallest head here!

guy2-Cool! i have the smallest arm here!

guy3-And i have the smallest penis here!

*they decide to go to gueinus world recods*

guy1-wow! i really do have the smallest head in the world!

guy2-And i have the smallest arm in the world! were so famous!

guy3-Man, who the fuck is justin beiber?

[GenericFurfag]

@sweetsooziep Leave the poor kid alone

[GenericFurfag]

@sweetsooziep Leave the poor kid alone

[criket527]

omg i laughed so hard when he talked about "satanists burning babies and making candles out of them". people fuck with this guy hardcore, obviously...

[lotuseater999]

Insane lunatic with A LOT of issues to solve. His sexuality is obviously ONE of them

[eazyevan1]

I stole his car and traded it for 2 melted babies and some candle sticks! Fuck my life is weird!! lol

[username7046]

is this real?

[AntonioDavidPickett]

Is that a lady!!

[ShadowHitman088]

@AntonioDavidPickett lmao that was my first impression, i at first thought it was a woman bitchin

[godsimaginery74]

Who is this guy kidding he is a homo.

[SticksNkicks]

Your boyfriend took your car to the gay bar!

[kaoit789]

the satanists stole his car too! lol

[UltraRockSounds]

Some preachers act more like stand up comedians.

[biggzcorey]

It's like Karl Rove and Gary Burghoff had a baby

[Seyahhsod]

Satanist kill babies?

Homosexuals aren't happy

How does he KNOW this.... ???

[bckm54]

@Seyahhsod he was the gay baby they thought they killed. :)

[Seyahhsod]

@bckm54

Better luck next time !!

[mustamissdher]

kinda wierded me out there for a minute...I was sitting there giggling at him and eating doritos just at that moment..classsic psych out!