The japanese Tradition - Ocha

[1mudplug]

The Tea looks good but WOW, I would rather have you, will you marry me :-)

[JackInMilwaukeeWI]

What is she saying starting at 2:31?

[777juggy]

this is a chasen how to use it is a MYSTERY LMAO

[Cryozen95]

everything is a mystery lol.....

[GaladedridDamodred]

"It's a mystery." Why do you need an egg whisk to make tea?

[jamesmcashan1]

does the hot water need to be in celsius? is celsius a fake hero person name instead of generic, like "philip screwdriver"? are those bugs flying out of tea from an unclean warehouse full of dried dead fish and stale food in leaky cellophane packages? why is it a useless caffeine drug "ceremony" like a religion, instead of an actual sanitary food service with no rude noisy bums in it? why do people get money to play, while millions have no house or food? - james mcashan for the US Senate

[shamille724]

LOL　これが日本お茶ですが何か　Buuuuhhhh　orz

[keikomiu75]

korea?



[adrian2004tgm]

she creeps me out

[onjimana]

LOL owattara kouhi nadode reraksu shimashyou WTF XD

[mi1sa2ki4]

茶筅ー！w

[lordmetroid]

When you are finished, drink a cup of coffe to relax.

[lolguy00]

womans place!

tea making and sandwitchs

[DICCM1]

大いに異義ありwww

[seiyayamashiro]

茶せんの使い方不明w

し○い○い

ま○こ

[kiyomax55]

senri yamazaki?

[wheillebhertt]

hahahaha Iwas laughing all the time

[nakaufoo]

い　ま　。

[demonapiccolo]

She's doing a good job at not laughing, I can't say the same for myself!

[BouncerYan]

3 years later you're still taking a shit!? Holy crap man XD

[hmoob704]

she's HOT!

[SugarHikaru]

"Im tired, I will continue later."

Meanwhile.... 4 years later.....

[MrKetoujin]

thats a very funny vid! Thanks!!

[UTAUxyz]

People are taking this one more seriously than the others in the series, it seems xD

[lunternaut]

80° WTF???? you want to have a burned mouth?

[haruOMFG]

How much later? Obviously it's been over a year since people started commenting on that. =/ What's the point of keeping it up?

[tcorp]

She's either an awesome actor or that's one hell of a CGI rendering.

[mashroom99]

粗茶と良いお手前が逆だ!!恥かくぞ!!

[themiukou]

That's all joke!!

It's not true!!

[fubbles05]

please continue the translation!!! :<

[pacificrules]

Very interesting. Thanks for posting.

[willfox12345]

The best thing about this video is the translator literally getting bored and giving up.

Seriously, I laughed so hard. 

[ModestTruth]

@willfox12345 You're so right lmao!

[TheForgottenSeason]

lol, you must blow your tea to cool it down at a 30 degree angle and 175 miles a minute XD best part

[danelletakarai]

i thought this video is for real.....was wondering why putting too much tea leaves in the teapot and the thermos kinda gave it away...

[MysteriousGirlof2011]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. this looks soooooooooo fake and the translation stops in the middle of the video. WTF.

[Cypeq]

haha yes because drinking tea is such a big thing ;D just fuckin make it so u like the taste takes few tries.

[Nat4Brendan]

"I'm tired... will continue later."

Lol that's so like me. xD

[daiquirikiss]

later is like 3 years ago... is that your definition?

[smmonar]

I never knew tea was so math mathematical. lol

[banoffeelife]

LOL !! 終わったら　コーヒーなどRelaxしましょう !!

[Mugsi]

WTF! Don't just do something half way and say that "you got bored"! WTH?

[hasikunsan]

珈琲は無いわー

[ViLLaPiNoZ]

lol that so much tea leaves in a tea cup

[downtownwalker]

とってもかわくて面白かった女子のスプーフが楽しかった。よく出­来ました、　ウンコchan。

[skinwahandsich]

@VladiSSius you mean "prick much, eh?"

[skinwahandsich]

I'm tired, I will continue later? You are a fucking idiot unkobakka. I hope you have cancer.

[VladiSSius]

@skinwahandsich prick much eh?

[jyogkuro]

I am japanese .

Manners are very wrong.

It is not necessary to refer.

[viicious]

@jyogkuro 冗談だよ~

[pastelpeach22159]

@jyogkuro This is meant to be a joke.

[bellylaughing]

I am American and know that this is made to be funny. I laughed - very good joke on an important tradition. Thank you for making me laugh. I will now watch it again.

[kyky77ful]

I am Japanese.

This is a lie.

[maryberyboo]

"How to use it...Is a mystery." I know how to use one :C

[Rasheedpatterson]

i love Japan because stay in school not like us she look like that WOMEN from GODZILLA VS MONSTETR ZERO I KNOW HOW TO SAY MONSTER IN JAPANESE NOW PS IM BLACK MADE RESPECT TO JAPAN if eny body call me the word n come see me

[gobberdude45]

Would it burn to drink 80 degree celcius water?

[pewmanfustudios]

@gobberdude45 The water would be about 176 degrees F, so it would be pretty hot, but some people like to drink it that way. I know this video is satire, but just for info, Japanese green tea is usually brewed at 60 degrees C because of it's delicate nature. (By comparison, black tea is brewed to boiling at 100 degrees C.)

[HaraTyanDazo]

They are comedians not famous.

They wanted to become famous, and made such a foolish video.

[saad6633]

I don't think these kind of clothes would be found in Japan anymore

Viva many cultures that have been destroyed by globalization

[Milkymalk]

What's sad is that so many people probably believe this when they see it, which somewhat overshadows the comedic value for those who know better.

[touyasayaka]

it's just for entertainment, you cannot rely on this series.

[olengz23]

くれわ　ほんとか？



[edashibaMU]

ほうーなるほど。ってちがうよ！

[nrtmoRLF]

そんな茶の飲み方が日本なんかにあるかいなっ！！ｗｗｗ

[sylveriuz]

for full eng sub

/watch?v=xe0idflAic4 For full eng sub

[sylveriuz]

for full eng sub

[ANYAWAKA]

いま！！！！！

[shinochang]

お茶っ葉こぼしてるしｗ

[Killermuffin1]

...Japan comes up with the weirdest things...

[etokko3]

オチ最高。このシリーズ面白すぎ

[AtukanAmazake]

違う違う、全然違うよー！

[johnmasterof]

ohhh man what a good laugh.

[Thugmunk]

translation fail

[nos3020919]

美しい女人

[USArmyTheStrong]

Their tea is awesome.

[SpeedOfLight]

This chick is kinda hot. Like the tea.

[eyewitnessol]

this is going to mislead alot of people ! hahaha ~

[booksundaynight]

　外国の人々はこんなの本気にするのだろうか…

[booksundaynight]

　外国の人々はこんなの本気にするのだろうか…

[sandravaladez]

Beautiful girl, hilarious video...

[MegaRequiem]

勉強なるわ～。ってアホかぁーーーー！！！！！？(笑)

[2009hzrenhe]

Excelent joke. On a sober note, the ideal temperature should be varied depending on the tea leaf.

[emmydrost]

i love her kimono!!

;DD

[tim1210]

unkobakka = poop idiot

[yurianne07]

no not traditional, like girl was like "tea set, huh???". man "modern" japanese drinking coffee; wtf. Ask a PRC chinese or a korean to drink scotch instead of... oh yeah theyll drink anything....

[yuki11snow]

これはひどいｗｗｗ



[anikinippon]

LOL!!!!! Excellent!

[buzzlikeyear]

this translation bites big time

[tamelise]

I love how messily she pours way too much tea into the pot and it falls over the edges....

[Lovu4ave]

It's my first time to get access to Japanese humor....

Great!

[baboysai]

anybody know any translations to Dogeza video?

[logician360]

"I'm tired, I will continue later"??!

Swizz!

[unkobakka]

@logician360 lol sorry love.

[Akane1313]

@unkobakka faeleia posted a translation. Would you be willing to just stick it into the video for the sake of convenience? (please?)

[stanofeminem]

@unkobakka =)) cracked up alot

BTW, the woman in the clip looks beautiful :D,

[chibiloverful]

wait...u drink the tea leaves?

[lordtains]

translate it! XD

[TT810525]

お茶っ葉いれすぎW そりゃこぼすわW

[s455164]

太虎爛.......

[sincityfire]

Relax with some coffee... LOL

[jmeexun]

this is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen !!!

It is so subtly hyronic.

To understand it you need to know how the real tea cereminy works.

It is a parody of the real thing and it is absolutely brilliant !!!

[Dparrey]

@jmeexun Hmmm...not that subtle. To anyone with basic knowledge should EASILY get the joke lol

[Clearie552]

i f-ing LOVE this show. when you're done, enjoy some coffee!

[81890332]

この女優さん(?)お美しいです。笑いを心得ていらっしゃるww­

[papakaka]

@81890332　山咲千里っていうそうです。キレイで若く見えますよね

[sumirei001]

lol I love this series, so funny even though I don't completely understand. Hopefully one day I will :D

[theamazingbiff]

Is there another video with an english translation?

[Chardonnay2008]

Poor!

[fetaify]

lol.

Japanese joke is difficult ! haha.

日本のお茶はほんとうに飲んでみたいですね！

[springsummerxxx]

LOL very well-made very funny video :-)

[Akemi2407]

「これ日本のお茶ですが、何か？」ｗｗ

[maisouii]

So hilarious, I laugh every time I watch XDD

[bsol07]

oh man does anyone have the dating one? the link in sidebar is down! i hear its the best

[marouko]

LOL its not decumantary!!!

its comedy hahaha!!

[METAL4SNAKE]

茶筅の使い方はナゾですってｗｗｗ

[masataka953641]

.... fail -.-

[giansantiago]

i think i understand the ending a bit "afterall is finished lets relax with a cup of coffee"

[shadowdarkness9999]

コーヒーで茶をふきだしたｗｗｗ

台無しだぁぁぁ！！！

[yojosuknyu]

green tea is not japanese

plz stop making other countries` culture look like japanese. there`s no original japanese one cuz japan has learned from neighbor coutries and invaded those

[kwl912]

This a comedy don't take things so seriously, you're sounding pretty possessive there. People live by learning from others, and how they live is their tradition/culture.

[javieradrianchomer]

まいど

このビデオは冗談ですよね。(＞▽＜；

意味が分かるけど、二つの意味があるでしょう。ですよね。ρ(･­д･*)ｺﾚ

どうして彼女はこんなことをしましたか。

これは本当の飲み方じゃないんです。

なるべく教えて下さい。

ほなまた(｡･ω･｡)

[ultimate6662007]

ahhhhhh!!

[INUMIMI28]

コーヒー飲むな！！

[DanRo87]

lawl, o-cha math :]

[an3826]

これ、外国の人が観ても二重の意味で理解できないと思うw

字幕付いてないし

[MariusJP1]

@an3826 Tell me an3826, what exactly can't we stupid foreigners understand?

[mochipoteto]

ラーメンズのコントなんですよね。

ラーメンズ出てきませんけど。

さすが、おもしろいです。

[Janeb34]

this is sooooo wrong that's why it's so funny.

[verticallimitt]

i know that i am an ignorant fool, but does anyone know where a translated version is?

if not, then can anybody make one?

(i'm in high school and i promise to take japanese as soon as i can, so dont beat me up)

[tamaquiandre]

@verticallimitt so have you got translation of this video?

[javieradrianchomer]

このビデオを見たい場合は、まず日本語を習わなければなりません­。日本語がわからなければ、このビデオの理解ができません。

[altynkazyk]

日本語だけでなく、ある程度日本文化の知識も必要ですね。そうで­ないとこの冗談は通りません))

[seonidh]

Quite a funny video, please take with a pinch of salt.

[RazorbackX99]

She is cute, damn!

[faeleia]

In the way of tea, one has to calculate the perfect timing as well as angle, conducting self in a heartfelt manner to correctly predict without fail the mental arithmetics and mechanics required for tea making without appearing flustered.

2:49

Once this ordeal is over, let's relax with some coffee! :)

How was it?

This is Japanese tea. Any problem with that?

--end--

Apologies for any mistranslation. My Japanese level under JLPT 2 standard.

[RandomNinjaOfEvil]

I'm sure we hear "This is a tea whisk....It's a mystery" in there.

[RandomNinjaOfEvil]

Whoops, it was further down.

[faeleia]

(1:37) Pouring of the tea is to be divided into 3 times. Pour 30cc (no more, no less) for each of the three times. Blow gently. (1:54) Direct the air at a tangent point of 33 degrees towards the surface of the water, maintaining airspeed at 175m per minute. Repeat this three times, and the heat will dissipate. (2:12) NOW. Say "Ahh." Say also: "This is low quality tea but..." When recommending it to another party, say: "I've got skills."

[faeleia]

(00:58) Japanese people will then scheme to achieve the moment of perfect 80 degree celsius. That is done by swirling the teapot. (01:07) This action serves to not only lower the temperature of the tea, the leaves will mix with the water to produce a 'tea-like' shade and a 'tea-like' smell as well. (01:18) Just like that, leave the pot alone for a few seconds. This is a tea whisk. (Cha-sen) The way to use this is.... .... a mystery. to be continued... (upwards)

[faeleia]

Part 1:

Ocha - a popular form of Japanese drink. Naturally, it is to be drunk in the cafeteria and such.

Unfortunately, the correct way to make tea has been gradually forgotten. So, let's study.

Example:

Take out the lid. Pour tea leaves until it reaches the lid. Empty contents into a small teapot.

(00:44)

Get some hot water from the flask. From this point onwards, the water begins to cool.

Traditionally, it has been believed that tea at 80 degrees is the best.

.. to be con't (upwards)

[Freedom20xx]

おいおい。

嘘を教えるなよ

お茶っぱを大量に入れて、80度が飲みごろなんて・・・。

[yhclthukai]

茶葉の量　信じちゃダメだよｗｗｗ

[acaciazynx]

ahhh~~~ to iu~

[catfishnchips]

aaah to iimasu lolz

[TAKKUNCHU]

コーヒー以前に色々違いすぎて書く気になれん（笑）

茶葉の量がすげぇな

[chibicup]

This is a joke video. This isn't really how it's done in Japan.

[Lazymewe]

1:33 made me laugh :)

[yani7nov]

Subtitle pllleeeeaaaaseeeee....

[Xakanis]

She is seriously 47?

[BiologicalClock]

She seriously is. If you go to her official website, it says so on her biography. And there's a screenshot from this video on there, too.

Shocking, but true!

[shiretokosouichiro]

結局コーヒーかｗ

[Lazarus171]

IT IS TEA TIME, CUTE JAPANESE LADY!

[hellonicholas117]

she is 47 :D

[thifincactar12]

i loled at 1:20

[BFG8000]

Where are the subtitles?

[TAMAMO2]

Her name is 山咲千里(Yamazaki Senri).

She looks young, but she was born in1962.

[bhtrb456546]

the japanese girl is beautiful

[MusashiXyy]

Beauty is not what important/

[uarhara]

she's very hot !!

[mdfjami]

that girl is hot

[RoseyM]

Dude...What the hell?

Lol

[FranzKri]

I love this video.

[saxmanrandy]

This is bloody hilarious. It is self-parody, made by Japanese people for goodness sakes.

You should really get out more often.

[karmacop911]

what is the last line? "things like coffee.." and i cant make out the rest.

[gagothesith]

「終わったら、コーヒー等でリラックスしましょう」 When done, let us relax by having coffee or something.

「いかがでしたか」 So what do you think / how did you find it / did you enjoy it?

「これが日本のお茶ですが、何か？」 This is Japanese tea. What about it / have you a problem with it / have you anything to say about it?

[gagothesith]

「終わったら、コーヒー等でリラックスしましょう」 Owattara, ko-hi- nado de rirakkusu shimashou.

「いかがでしたか」 Ikaga deshita ka?

「これが日本のお茶ですが、何か？」 Kore ga Nihon on ocha desu ga, nani ka?

[nickmessenger]

1:20

Kore wa chasen desu.

This is a tea whisk.

Tsukaikata wa,

It's method of use,

nazo desu.

is a mystery.

[KimihiroWatanabe]

美人　好みです

[kozurenihon]

これが日本のお茶ですがなにか?

[Raidodol]

shut up

[blackwatertrs]

They must have told her to hurry, she dumps the tea all over the place while pouring it into the pot...lol.