FAIL Blog: Jumping The Smallest Of Jumps FAIL

[Truth3DD]

Looks like he and the sidewalk

(puts on shades)

had a face to face conversation

[MrFamilyGuyStar]

haha he tried soo hard not to laugh you could tell

[theweirdthings]

HAHAHAHAHA THE HELMET DIDNT EVEN TOUCH THE GROUND XD!!!!!

[crzcloud]

is it me or does it seem that jump ghosted his nutz?

[blazak]

Yeah, you really don't see many females doing this stupid shit.

[killerthe3rd]

Press 2 for OH

Press 6 for Ehh OORRRHHHR

[killerthe3rd]

OOOOOOOOOHRHRrhRHRHHHRH

[CODboy10]

Keep pressing one and watch him FAIL.epicly

[Nilaika19]

Haha 0:5 .... ouw ^^

[TheBigFreeze100]

press 4 for chicken

[TheRedspy9]

shouldnt there be a face mask for bikeing?

[eripena]

black guy is gonna steal the bike in 3...2...1..

[Crylex]

proof that helmets are useless

[hazardroll1]

I wouldve beat his ass if fatty hit my car

[Hunka3535]

That was almost a full on scorpion hahaha

[sateshmizrko]

You need to accelerate when you reach the ramp not slow down

[Strikerokk]

Ohh

[superfuckayou]

the cars are probably just laughin their asses off.

[TheAndreas196]

Never sit on the seat while jumping..

[mcoolle]

how many times are people going to fall like this, pull the fucking wheel up when u are at end of ramp...

[6point1man]

I'd have killed him if he had hit my car with that bike.

[CWrEcKBoY92]

Belly WIN

[Rockstardude98]

press 6 for bike rape

[THEMAKER888]

@Rockstardude98 in the back of the HEAD!

[C0D3C0W]

@kentfirewirks at least he

[1busm]

This is starting to turn in to you've been framed where all the clips are people falling off bikes and falling over.......

[phillyboy723]

Dumbass standing up

[jstuber1]

Hahaha. Retard!!! No offense. But come on

[Alientraveler003]

Igot it he tried to get off mid way

[Alientraveler003]

Front flip comin right up ,

[kentfireworks]

his stupid

[TheRPfilms]

Pizza rolls taste better without teeth mom

[MichaelmcchillVids]

@TheSunmanho you don't say..

[TheSunmanho]

hahaha US-Americans

[MulberryMurderMafia]

Ohhh double scorpion tail!

[brandoncountsskates]

pussy

[funnykompany]

it was way cooler than iff he would have landed it

[cammyboy911]

How the heck did he fail that jump?

[Random1765]

Learn phsyics

[M1nit0r]

don't hold right when you go off a ramp, newbie

[KeskinTRS]

useless helmet

[RamoncitoDF]

@KeskinTRS If you watch carefully the helmet protected his head from getting hit by the tire of the bike

[heix0]

@KeskinTRS The human being wearing the helmet is useless. :D

[MultiXFree]

Oooooooh

[SICKxMRxALIENxDUDE]

...Dammit! You could of done a hang 5! ...mother fucker....

[klutzny246]

Is the sidewalk okay?

[skexee]

least the cars are ok.

[traveler891]

I guess some people never learn -.-''

[AL0HA08]

I love it that the camera men always keep on filming and just don't give a shit about their friends getting hurt :-D

[Skullcatcher117]

at least he wore a helmet

[IronmanLE1]

is a slege hammer

[chobies]

at least he didn't hit a car.

[Georg3s]

watch?v=TdidGk9mWgY Video response hahahah

[11Brendan41]

forgot to pull up...

[butters226]

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[hunterlacroix11]

ooh damn id show him up if i didnt have this arrow in my knee...

[brettathias]

friend fail lol

[edgar17ortuno]

He first asks if hes okay and when he response yes he then starts to laugh Lol

[Nextlevelcarpfishing]

I used to mountain bi... FUCK IT

[TheModdersUnltd]

Do you ever take it off sweet jumps

[davido094]

win for the cars

[hepunk876]

good thing he's wearing that stylish helmet

[Arutusan]

it is funny because he is fat.

[billysandy]

I don't understand why he chose to land with his face.

[kettturton]

How did his right wrist not break!?

[Troyjames2]

Should of kept your foot on the peddle he would of landed it but he had to take his foot off..

[MeeAndChicken]

His helmet never done shit. His chin ate the pavement! He failed in every sense of the word other than failing to look like a retard on wheels, he managed to do that pretty damn well.

[oasis2008b]

You got like three feet of air that time...

[FTWLars]

why ??

[123RSVIDEOS]

thats why you have to lift up your front weel...

[brianmate12]

i rode a bike once then i took a arrow to the knee

[SharivanL2]

very owned..

[NorwegianBastard]

While attempting to jump, staying on the bike is usually a good idea.

[SoccerRyan46]

would of been better if his bike smashed up the cars

[DethWalkingTerror]

that helmet saved his life

[videoman362]

Is the bike okay? Because I care about its well being.

[Noor10005]

0:09 what kind of a laugh is that?!

[godenboi]

hahahaha... how u gona fail that?????

[jameslikesnumbers]

He lost his friend after the bet

[stuntdog88]

Wow you cant lean forward...

[iiTzDecMate]

its funnier coz hes fat

[wjnetwork]

hehehe its funny cus he's fat

[XxahfuckuxX]

Now that's what I call skills

[fallenforver]

That's what you get for having your seat higher than your handle bars!

[RikMcCloud]

Were the cars OK?

[FullmetalFreakthingy]

why dont people realize if your jumping you have to pull up on the handle bars at least a little... dumbass

[gamerduds]

you in the usa  your all losers

[idiotonabike]

This guy will never excersise ever again....

[kurisujpn]

Why do ppl think that ramps give a magic boost before takeoff that doesn't require lifting the front

[kungfoolai]

he got like 3 feet of air, he took it for a sweet jump!

[GN702]

keep pressing 1 and laugh your ass off

[boubito]

@GN702 Press 5! it's in slow motion XD

[Jerkishman]

he fails because he has no flags

[2011FcPorto]

At least he had the helmet on!

[drummaboi93]

Cement taste good?

[carlos78789]

You forgot to press space.

[Zenumo1]

wow this guy... is dumb... if you hit a jump you dont just sit on the bike and expect everything to be okay.

[averyacewilliams]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!! i know that guy in real life, he's such a gump

[XDavcEX]

At least he had the helmet on :P

[Jann442]

nooob



[ultrabeastmode]

pause at 0:16 him and the bike become one!!!

[ASgFilms9]

if you press 1 and watch from 0:04 to 0:05 it sounds like a frog and then a gunshot lmfao

[anthony81295]

Helmets don't do shit

[Maxyboy233]

That's dangerous you could have gotten ran over by a parked car!

[randomeguy1211]

wears his son in the carseat (happyweels) reference

[EliteTBaggerHD]

seat was to high :)

[Burn1ngSn0wMan]

clean fail

[YouPhailEpically]

It's napoleon dynamite.

[Nightakula]

hahaha fail!

[ImRecluses]

@Jstormangel Hes taking Physics xD

[11cjasp11]

Haha i love seeing physically incapable/ unskilled ppl hurt themselves!

[GameFace49er]

Really? Dude is Lame!

[xXxSuicideSingsxXx]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oool dude!!! xDDDD

[ZeWaffles]

Maximilian....

[AlexxIn3D]

LMAO at that black guy in the back

[TheSuperyall]

least he had a helmet

[paintsaint10]

The thing i found funny was that he is fat.

[daspense]

ahahahaha thats what you get for being fat, fatty

[maxnostax]

press 6 for chewbaca...

[franceee23]

0:08 for chiken sound

[shadyfan381]

No Balls were hurt or killed in the making of this video.. PLEASE DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME

[joshc0920]

hahaha i know this kid in real life.

[joespino126]

Light hands heavy feet yo that's all u have to remember. Don't pull back on handle bars but preload b4 the jump to even out the wheels yo

[RealMiners]

good thing he wore a helmet :D

[2010TCAND2013HGC38]

i take mine off sweet jumps too

[billybob22069]

there is a man with a bright career in freeride ahead of him

[ThisIsCJ10]

there is a pro bmx rider

[123QWEASDZXC98]

Dude youre really gonna do it with a mountain bike?! Dumb ass

[spiral92]

press 2,2,2 it sounds like santa (father christmas)

[jimskiv]

@spiral92 3,3,3 dumbass

[jemymac11]

@jimskiv It's 2, 2, 2.

[14rockgod]

the problem with all noob riders is that you just can't roll over the jump, you actually have to pull back, cause otherwise the same result is going to happen every time.... and for that we thank you for the ceaseless youtube entertainment

[MaladaptiveCatalyst]

he didnt even lift up his wheel...his big ass goofy helmet probably kept the front wheel down

[IIIIAnonymousIIII]

always fat white americans 

[lukistar11]

Well wihtout the ads we won't be able to watch videos on youtbe 

[xMaaze]

thats what u get for being fat

[mu11champione]

name of the song?

[ampharos101]

XD the biker tripped on the ad! o,o oh wait...nvm lolz

[Kongfoobadger]

That poor car got hit!

[heyitsmejason1]

wtf did he think was going to happen take off like in ET

[kavan1616]

thats what i call a bellyflop

[RelaxSmileEnjoy]

at least he didnt hit any cars

[papanatas032]

Betchwarmers!!! :D

[Irishluckily]

Don't people understand there's a technique behind jumping off ramps. For starters, JUMP OFF THE RAMP...

Gtfo a bike if you can't ride one

[putput2ky]

0:05 In soviet russia, bike ride you.

[punk3r7]

@putput2ky lol.

[jacobrod98]

press 6 lol

[phockeyrav]

At least he had his helmet

[fleaman2211]

@PoisonPeas make me cunt

[dinahmanatee]

@Nathan, lol I'm watching Napoleon dynamite right now. Lafawnduh- makes me piss

[nathan4waimang]

napolian dynamite would be proud

[akuorekelate]

nice abs

[FrankiEmo92]

imma steal his shit...oh wait he conscious. (look in the background)

[davetista]

lets take it over some sweet jumps...

[sdraulitolito44]

pull up retard! haha

[xXxXBurntIceXxXx]

Yea the thing about JUMPING a ramp is that you have to JUMP

[m3Grizzlee]

even the helmet didn't help

[823csims]

Typical Caucasian behavior

[marcmantione]

Cars are right there go on the road fuk

[ThatGuyOnTV564]

There's a special kind of bike for these stuff... its called BMX

[spottedteenaer]

FACE PLANT!!!!!!

[MastaYoshl]

ROFL....

[heyitsmejason1]

wtf did he expect 2 take off like in the fukin movie ET

[MrAssassinkill]

press 6 and 7 for floor rape

[GeorgeMathewTV]

Dude! Just press jump!

[prettynoonoo]

lmao face plats are too mainstream lmao 0:17

[ninjamuffin289]

His seat was waaaay too high

[Freedomskyzez]

Think he fell on his balls