Furries are Serious Business

[PyroFox04]

@16XxlucasxX9 Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

[iamawsum100]

Dude, you're like the even more-so bad ass version of 2 Gryphon! xD

[PyroFox04]

@iamawsum100 Not really, but thanks anyway.

[Teken2759]

0:40 you sound like uberhaxornova when he goes retarted.

[PyroFox04]

@Teken2759 I have no idea who that is.

[MrRayray806]

"hang our heads, sit in the corner and color" story of my life... lol

[dragix00]

just brillant as ya speak the whole truth sir i thank ya for this

[SergeantQuin]

You, are, amazing!

[1970CamaroZ]

More videos...pweeese..

[SamsonTheCatFox]

OMG!! This video speaks the REAL truth!!! I agree with you on every issue!! Especially how we furries should NOT even respond to trolls! (: great job and GREAT points made!! (: I think this video should be seen by every furry and troll or hater out there and they"ll definatly learn something from this rant. (: A+ and epic WIN!! (:

[PyroFox04]

@SamsonTheCatFox Why thank you!

[Hancockified]

Someone should give this guy a medal. More people should rant for our kind

[CaptainSpecialMan]

Gee I wonder why the ratings are disabled. Can't take a bit of heat, big man?

[PyroFox04]

@CaptainSpecialMan Actually, it's because I really don't give a shit about video ratings. What do they matter?

[CaptainSpecialMan]

@PyroFox04

If you didn't give a shit about them, why did you bother disabling them?

[PyroFox04]

@CaptainSpecialMan Because I don't give a shit about them. So now, they're not there for me to give a shit about!

[deathhard3]

@PyroFox04

You sir

You are awesome

And you should feel awesome.

[Cheeze939]

I wish this was in HD because then you would be Chuck Norris :D

[Cheeze939]

AW FUCK I LOST

[PyroFox04]

@Cheeze939 MWAHAHAHA

[normalfag]

I love fried watermelon and chicken...also, the song playing in the background is awesome.

[PyroFox04]

@normalfag It's "We Hate," by Sworn Enemy.

[normalfag]

I love fried chicken and watermelon.

[freyaabbas]

Furries X_X

[PyroFox04]

@freyaabbas Pretty much.

[ThePeopleneedhelp]

well...they could switch to gas made from hemp :D..cheeper .....biodegradele :D

envioronment friendly :/

[WolfkinCreations]

This made me laugh, Its like a "Two" parody. Way to go, and now to the fridge for more beer. But wait! You made some good points with good humor behind it. Hazah! Ok, beer.

[PyroFox04]

@WolfkinCreations I approve of this beer.

[iamawsum100]

We <3 you, Papa Pyro!

[PyroFox04]

@iamawsum100 We love you too. Err, I.

[warriorkittykat108]

I totally agree with this my mom and my whole family and half the people I know think furries are creeps now because they watched some stupid show said we are people who are addicted to wearing animal costumes i'm just like WTF!!!! Stereo typing

[MultiKooRoo]

This rant is a huge win, and I totally agree with all of those points.

[CadpigV2]

You make a lot of good points and keep it entertaining. Just hope some people DO learn from this video not to lump us all together

[ClockworkFoxStudios]

Amen.

[freyaabbas]

@ClockworkFoxStudios LOL!! AMEN!

[caepha23]

this reminds me sooooooo much of 2s rants. and i mean that in the best way possible.

[flowingmarc]

u sir, are awesome

[gibson82650]

o.e think i love you c: hardcore music in the background too

[jaackgirdlers]

Good points, some of them nul but well done. First coherent arguement ever made for furries. I salute you sir.

[PyroFox04]

@jaackgirdlers Considering how long this dilemma has been around, that's really kind of sad.

[jaackgirdlers]

@PyroFox04 Yeah, most people who argue on either side are just essentialy throwing insults at one another but not making actually positive points in either regard. It becomes a battle of ego's, so in a sense this is the only video that doesn't turn into one side going off on a tangent on how "they don't get us 'cause they're haters" or vice versa. Sad how all these people preach about stopping hate and understanding each other yet they hate each other exactly the same.

[mr13579100]

haha... well i am just as sly as a real fox(though i am an arctic fox) and if ANYONE pisses me off or my friends, i am able to get them back HARD........

[Iforgot276]

dude very good points! :3

[raverfur]

YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER! THANK YOU!

Only way to REALLY define a furry: A person into Anthropamorphic animals. Thats the ONLY one. 

[PyroFox04]

@raverfur Well I don't know about EVER.  That title belongs to Bruce Willis.

[raverfur]

@PyroFox04 ... Who is Bruce Willis? o.o

[PyroFox04]

@raverfur You've got to be fucking shitting me.

[raverfur]

@PyroFox04 Uh... No? XD I feel stupid now (btw, i'm only 16 .-.)

[svtfiremedic1126]

HA! Love it....

[darkhusky88]

I have no idea why people are comparing you to Silverautomatic. Hes an idiot and you make total sense.

[PyroFox04]

@darkhusky88 I don't even know who that is.

[darkhusky88]

@PyroFox04

He ran a forum called Watch Your Step. he tried to police the fandom and had a legion of trolls who went onto FA and attacked furs and accused them of things they had no proof of.

[ArticSkyWolf]

First Video I saw of you.

Nice rant and you have all every good points!

Subscribed!

[PyroFox04]

@ArticSkyWolf Thanks!

[PichuBoy]

funny ass rant haters to me are like filth they can be washed away simply by ignoring thier simple ass words

[coolgyger]

Man Pyro, your liver must be hatin you. what's the most alcohol you've consumed in a single sitting?

[PyroFox04]

@coolgyger We don't keep those kinds of records around here.

[HUSKARINO]

Hahaha , thats awesoma man , best rant ever ... Subscribed

[PyroFox04]

@HUSKARINO Well I dunno about best EVER, buuuut thanks.

[HoshiGiniro]

you posted this three days before my b-day ... your rant made sense thank you for doing your part to end stereotypes ...even if its a sea of piss (lol) I'm a furry and even i have a hard time describing what a furry is i like how you put this ....i am subscribing

[PyroFox04]

@HoshiGiniro Thanks!

[DragonScratch]

First time watcher.. I'm in love <3

[PyroFox04]

@DragonScratch =B

[DragonScratch]

I so love you.. Date me? lol

[PyroFox04]

@DragonScratch My fiancee might not like that.

[TheWhitewolf789]

I can see why you got a brain freeze that was a decent sized glass of beer ><

[PyroFox04]

@TheWhitewolf789 SSSUURRGGEEEE

[hazlov2004]

You sir are awsome =)

[PyroFox04]

@hazlov2004 SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT. Others, not so much.

[mizzyGM]

Yeah! Tell them, PyroFox! People still quite being stereotype against furries! Because I'm one! Some people kept saying like 'Go & find other furry to fuck" I mean WTF?!?! Just I'm a furry, It doesn't fucking mean I would bloody do that >.> Be in the News or something that make everyone bloody stop being stereotype on Furries, we are who we are & we are fucking proud of it! I will also subscribe this ^^ Thank you for trying to make people stop being stereotype & talking bullshit about furries

[PyroFox04]

@mizzyGM Thanks!

[RavenwolfeDresden]

LOL i love this, you remind me of 2 gryphon xD

[JMarchOHare]

This rant got me to subscribe. :D

[PyroFox04]

@JMarchOHare AWW YISS

[JMarchOHare]

@PyroFox04: What I liked about it is that it completely shatters the image of furries as passive, non-confrontational little emos who have no love lives (or any other kind of lives), dress up in mascot costumes and wank to bad nude drawings of Lola Bunny or Minerva Mink. Bottom line, we're just cartoon fans, for Christ's sake! It's no weirder than being a Trekkie, a Twilight nut, a football fanatic or any other kind of fandom.

[PyroFox04]

@JMarchOHare Yeah, but it'll take a lot more than one dude like me bitching about it to change anything. God forbid the media looks into something and exposes truth for once.

[foamyfan231]

All I gotta say is this...I'm a furry and I'm damn proud of it

This rant...downright made me laugh my fucking ass off since its true. THANK YOU, Pryo you are one smart motherfucker, keep doing your rants

Thank...you...from a furry myself

[PyroFox04]

@foamyfan231 I WILL CONTINUE RANTING RANTILY WITH MY RANTINESS

[dragonyox]

Subscribed, you rule.

[PyroFox04]

@dragonyox Thanks!

[WolvenCheiftan1993]

I would like to shake this mans hand. And about the shovel, i usualy would keep it and decapitate the fuck. :j

[TeamThrillseeker]

Thank. You. Pyro

[Belltheotter]

dude.... your fucking epic!

[PyroFox04]

@Belltheotter =B

[LILRYE1]

5 stars, at least I'm not the only one explaining the furry fandom to dumb asses

[1970CamaroZ]

O EM G UR SAHNYING TAHT FURIIEZ R LIK E GAWD. U R SO DUHMNB" I could see someone righting that.

[PyroFox04]

@1970CamaroZ I could also see someone writing "writing" as "righting."

Hmm...

[1970CamaroZ]

@PyroFox04 FUCK. I guess i'm just so paranoid that the world is gonna end..

[NurrenNife]

One might say that he's furrious.

[PyroFox04]

@NurrenNife I C WUT U DID THAR

[hansen456852]

This is hilarious XD

I would "Like" it if that was possible

[PyroFox04]

@hansen456852 Yeah, I tend to turn off the "like/dislike" stuff on all my rants, simply because there's gonna be people out there who will dislike it simply because they like what I don't like, or vice versa.

[BambixProductions]

i LOVE the shit outta this video :3 you rock

[PyroFox04]

@BambixProductions I rock...

But do I roll?

[EveryonesQT]

THIS^^^^^^^

[PyroFox04]

@EveryonesQT Is delicious.

[joninfiretail]

I damn near spilled my drink laughing so hard at this. Damn good work

[PyroFox04]

@joninfiretail THE DRINK NOOOO

[beastdude507]

*Raises his fist in pride to PyroFox* Respect, brother. Respect. Thank you posting this.

[TaylorD9229]

I want too meet you.

[Cashuea]

Respect. I wish more folks realized this too. On BOTH sides.

[PyroFox04]

@Cashuea Me too -- but there's just too many narrow-minded people for that to happen.

[ITSbigwillystyle]

fucking awesome video, I saw this on FNN and this truly is THE video that should represent and educate others about the furry fandom. Nice Job.

[ThaJ23]

Wow. It takes a lot to make me favorite a video. It truly must be a sight to be seen, but, you sir, deserve it. I have liked, favorited, subbed, and now commented. This video should be obligatory for anyone new to the fandom, and, especially people who just keep feeding trolls and wondering why they can't win. Good work.

[PyroFox04]

@ThaJ23 You can't win because the troll's game isn't set up for you to win. It's like playing a child's game where the child makes up all the rules as you play.

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it!

[ThaJ23]

@PyroFox04 Yes. I just wish more people realized this.

[SephMcLoud]

wow.. i gotta say.that was brilliantly put .thankyou

[PyroFox04]

@SephMcLoud I think most people already know the shit I'm talking about. They just need to actually internalize it.

[Lessil0]

Congrats, this was on the Furry News Network. Wonderful rant, you are an artist. (Subbed)

[PyroFox04]

@Lessil0 Heh, I saw. I didn't even know it existed 'till someone pointed it out.

Thanks!

[HyperAnthropomorphic]

DUDE YOUR AWESOME!

[PyroFox04]

@HyperAnthropomorphic >YOUR

>YOUR

>YOUR

>YOUR

>YOUR

SPRECHEN SIE GRAMMATIK NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN

[PyroFox04]

@cherucheruchan You just used two of my most favorite words together in one phrase. Sold.

That's mighty kind of you!

[cloudfan362]

i totally agree with everything in this video, while i am not a furry or anything, i still believe it is wrong to just clump everyone all into one group. stereotyping has been around forever and will probably just keep on going but the world would be a better place if everyone just shared your views.

[PyroFox04]

@cloudfan362 Yeah, too bad that'll never happen.

[cloudfan362]

@PyroFox04 yeah, too bad, but your rants are great, i hope it at least changes some people's thoughts

[halopromise]

I'm apparently the 666 viewer. : / Anyway, you sir, are freaking amazing. I laughed and agreed with everything said. You are skilled in the art of ranting and bringing up great points, I only WISH more people could see this. Maybe they can get it through their damn skulls to shut up and stop judging everything so quickly. The drama of it all is driving people nuts, a lot seriously over act and need to get over it and live their lives and stop clinging to stereotypes.

[PyroFox04]

@halopromise It's a shame stuff like this happens -- it doesn't have to pertain to just furries (and doesn't.) People are way too satisfied with believing what they hear other people say about people and things. God forbid people actually look into something themselves and form their own opinion on something.

[halopromise]

@halopromise Yep. And most know this of course, will never just vanish. It wont just stop, but if people simply use common sense it could decrease with simple understanding and listening. Not freaking out by hearing a name and like hearing two sentences on what it may be. A never ending cycle. Of course it's not just for furries, realistically any fandom or like you mentioned in the video race, is not going to have all perfect people. Theres always that one person who might make them look "bad"

[gabrielthecreoshan]

FUCK YES! YOU HAVE EARNED PIE AND Cake! seriously, thank you for putting this up. I'm tired of beoing asked where I hide my suit... and Don't have one... damn fucking rascism. but serious;y, keep kicking ass man.

[PyroFox04]

@gabrielthecreoshan Glad you enjoyed the video, but this "fursecution" thing is not racism, its stereotyping. Furries are not a race.

[unsteddy]

Holy shit! It's like you read my mind and put it in a video! FUCKING THANKYOU!

And you described Agnostic Atheism perfectly. No seriously, i'm Agnostic.

and Twokinds forums has no trolls. Just sayin.

[SirSlaughter100]

You sir have deserved a cookie! *gives cookie* Keep being kickass...or else....I love this rant.

[PyroFox04]

@SirSlaughter100 COOKIE HELL YEAH

[SurvivorMurk]

i found this very interesting & hilarious at some points. XD very good rant!

faved, like'd, laughed, & support!

[PyroFox04]

@SurvivorMurk Thanks! Glad you liked it.

[xydexx]

Turned it off in less than 60 seconds, sorry. Angry, ranty people don't impress me.

[Shadowtail03]

@xydexx ha then why the hell did you come to a ranting video, reading stupid comments like your confuses me

[cheesecakeNL]

Nice vid. If only it was created couple years ago when the whole furrywar shit started.

Greetings.

[PyroFox04]

@cheesecakeNL Like I said in the comments. This is not for the stupid troll/furry war crap. Glad you enjoyed it all the same though.

[ZiddersRooFurry]

I like the part where you think youre as good as 2 the Ranting Gryphon, only aren'tOr the part where you thought furries needed a spokesperson..no thanks, I chooese to speak for myself.

[PyroFox04]

@ZiddersRooFurry Can you show me where in the video that I said I was trying to be as good as 2? I'd enjoy that.

And about going and speaking for yourself...no one's holdin' ya back!

[ZiddersRooFurry]

@PyroFox04 Your editing, camera angle, delivery, attitude, everything about this video is a blatant ripoff of 2's style. That, and you're stating the obvious. Honestly, the best way to deal with peoples misinformed opinions? Just fucking IGNORE THEM and do whatever you were doing before you let whatever other people were saying about you get to you. Learn to ignore the haters and laugh at yourself. All this type of thing does is encourage people to act even more victimized.

[PyroFox04]

@ZiddersRooFurry

Editing: Frequent cuts sharing one angle have been around far longer than me or 2.

Camera angle: What other angle do you want, a ten-minute shot of my crotch as I rant? Makes a bit of sense to point it at my face, dumbass.

Delivery: I'm not as rapid-fire as 2, and go further into detail on things.

Attitude: Sure, next time I'll be nice about what I'm ranting about. That'll get peoples' attention more efficiently.

Hey, better go get your argument that we left back there.

[AleisterRavox93]

Wow, that was amazing. That really needed to be said and I couldn't have put it better myself. You sir, kick ass!

[PyroFox04]

@AleisterRavox93 Heh, thanks.

[RottenEggCreations]

That's about right. I always thought the whole way to deal with a supposed negative stereotype (in this case something out of the ordinary being labeled as negative and used to degrade a person due to majority rules) Which I don't see as negative or positive, just "is," is just to stop letting it affect you. My advice Fuck people! Look up "Try Not Giving A Fcuk." Believe me it helps. 

[PyroFox04]

@RottenEggCreations Yeah. And like I mentioned, a lot of these furries are doing it to themselves by pissing and moaning so much when someone calls them a bad name. People need to learn that this is the fucking Internet, and there's bound to be people who just don't like you.

[Sorenich]

AW BRAINFREEZE.

I like your points, sir. I cringe everytime someone asks about that shit when they see an anthro sketch in my sketchbook. Because then they HAVE to go into the damn sex fetish nonsense. And then my insides that cringed previously decide they would be better off dead.

[PyroFox04]

@Sorenich Yeah. it's pretty lame. Glad you enjoyed it!

[RogueFox89]

Thank you...thank you, thank you, thank you...I just saw this as a Furry News Network post and I have to say I completely agree with what you had to say here!

[PyroFox04]

@RogueFox89 Thanks!

[prophetofreality]

good way to put it. ive never thought of it like this before thanks man! :)

[PyroFox04]

@prophetofreality A lot of people haven't.

[Blu3wolf1]

i'm gonna help you to spread that. it true and you have a very funny way to express it :)

[PyroFox04]

@Blu3wolf1 Heh, thanks!

[TheIronweasle]

Oh, and also your like 2 the ranting gryphons clone super awesome =)

[PyroFox04]

@TheIronweasle Uhh, sure. Tell them I turned the option on.

[PyroFox04]

@TheIronweasle He's a big inspiration for me. Him and Maddox.

[TheIronweasle]

Wow this is pure win, and dude, allow embedding, you got your own story on FNN!

[wolfeedarkfang]

Having finished watching your vid, i gotta admit, and you've probably heard of me doing this, but i used to be one of those furries who respond to trolls. However I learned my lesson since then. Word of advice to everyone reading this, this guy is right. DON'T DO IT!

[wolfeedarkfang]

Right on bro. Faved and giving good rating.

[TheFlyingSwede]

>B[ Fucking Science! Lol.

Nice video.

[PyroFox04]

@TheFlyingSwede Thanks!

[Ozzypig]

Yes, just, yes.

[PyroFox04]

@Ozzypig watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

[MaugrimBadwolf]

Found out about this on Furry News Network - Very cool

[PyroFox04]

@MaugrimBadwolf Furry news Network, wat?

[PhrozenFox]

Sweet, I like your take on all this bullshit.

You didn't mention how we're often mistaken for zoophiles, though. :C

[PyroFox04]

@PhrozenFox Kind of collected in the "freaky fetish shit" clause.

[PyroFox04]

@TheFinalPurifier Yyyyep. People can't seem to realize that though.

[KitFireburn]

Let me just start by saying that this, and you, are fucking awesome.

This pretty much sums it all up about the fandom, shit, this should be published on DVD's and sold as Furry 101 for fucks sake, along with a free copy of how not to be an asshole on the internet.

But wait, isn't it just the trolls that are stereotyping us in the first place, i don't see my parents or coworkers stereotyping me, and they all know i am, and they can respect that. Because they're fucking HUMAN.

[PyroFox04]

@KitFireburn On the contrary, trolls aren't really stereotyping. They're just being stupid to be stupid, and when equally stupid furries keep feeding them negativity, it gives them a reason to continue being stupid.

It's like a big circle of stupid.

[KitFireburn]

@PyroFox04 That makes sense. Yeah, i forget, the stereotypers are the ones that actually believe the shit they read on websites as you stated, urban dictionary and shows like csi.

All in all, you have to know someone personally, you can't judge a book by it's cover.

Again, loved the rant, lots of good points and perspectives. C:

[PyroFox04]

@KitFireburn Thanks!

[TheCrazywolfgirl]

OMG YES. THANK YOU.

[GoWfan86]

AND DEN HERE COMES THE CLUELESS TRAIN! WHOO WHOO!

Haha, I haven't laughed that hard at much of anything in a while. I always enjoy watching your rants :)

[PyroFox04]

@GoWfan86 Heh, thanks!

[JaXXB0]

I have a few Furry friends, Good friends infact. However if everybody went around thinking everything of everybody Then well. What kind of fucked up world do we live in? Oh well though. You make alot of valid points. Love your videos buddy. Hows your Camaro doing by the way?

[PyroFox04]

@JaXXBIt's doin' all right, I'm a few weeks from going back home to TN and getting it actually.

[BlademasterFox365]

Dude...you are probably the most badass furry ever, leather vest, heavy metal music, and sunglasses inside (without looking like a douchebag). Also, I love how you use words like fuck, and motherfucker as verbs rather than swear words. I do that too.

Seriously, this shit right here should be on fucking, Daytime TV or something. Because seriously, this shit right here needs to be spread worldwide, and fucking fast. I know what sterotyping is like, I'm a fucking ginger XD

[PyroFox04]

@BlademasterFox365 XD

[cabose1993]

All you stereotyping, generalizing fucksticks out there!

Best line.