Tortoise courtship of & mating with wok

[slaphed]

P.S. H.P.Lovecraft rules.

[slaphed]

Ha ha, that's very funny. I've had males try and mate my feet and a friend bought a lone male hermanni a stone tortoise sex toy which he fell in lust with but I've never seen one attempting to mate with a wok!! Our male marginata (seen on video above) will chase after you in the outdoor pens if the female has hidden herself away from him when he's feeling horny.

[porsche911gt3]

Tortoise masturbation.

[frozenpandaman]

wat

[Nyarlathotep1926]

Think of the risk of salmonella.

To the turtle, I mean.

When you make love to a wok, you're making love with every other piece of cookware it's ever encountered.

[kiwitoothpaste]

Cookware molestation is not funny. D:<

[asemoknyo]

Deeply sexual :D

[SPeNDA55]

wtf

[davidgorila]

jajaja eso es de verdad? me ha parecido ver una tortuga follando con una cacerola... ke saldra de ahi? sopa de tortuga? una tortuga ninja? jajaja buscadle una novia a esa tortuguita

[stevenkopfstein]

That's hot.