Mastodon - Cut you up with a Linoleum Knife

[BigPapaKaiser]

Something tells me they ALREADY spent money on drugs xD awesome vid

[xXxPoiisonxXx]

...god damnit yes!

[T0shir4]

Ah, I keep picturing the gumdrop as Yusei D:

[saganemc2]

MASTODON ARE THE NEW METAL MASTERS BITCHES!

[metallica990z]

MASTODON IS THE BEST NEW BAND EVER

[jduplechin]

Aaaaaaaaargh!

[Friiiiick]

Brann Dailor is nachos.

[bestmuirhead]

@Friiiiick a very tastey looking nacho xP

[Friiiiick]

@bestmuirhead I definitely would.

Wait, was that tasty in the sense of delicious or in the sense of attractive?

[bestmuirhead]

@Friiiiick Delicious obviously xD

[Friiiiick]

@bestmuirhead Still would. Incidentally, I met him at roughly this time last week ;)

[asd68576]

what does this have to do with mastodon??

[bestmuirhead]

@asd68576 Maybe because its the band that plays it? x3

[HiatusAlerionHorizon]

I cannot contain my orgasms.

[bestmuirhead]

@HiatusAlerionHorizon Then don't ;P xD

[themaxeatsfood]

I will bite your torso and give you a disease.

[CloudStrife8372]

THIS IS AN AMAZING VIDEO ON YOUTUBE! IF I FOUND OUT YOU DISLIKED THIS VIDEO I WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND TEAR YOUR WIFE IN HALF!!!

[unrealassasination]

"Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes" Wow...thats hardcore

[drummrgy]

I WILL BITE YOUR TORSO AND GIVE YOU A DISEASE!!

[LeoSlikk]

fucking on me is really neat

[Fourmalletz]

why is it that i can understand what he is saying perfectly (without the subtitles), but cannot understand a word of Alex Garth in All Time Low?

[bestmuirhead]

@Fourmalletz cause this bands better? ;D

[burningcorps]

dont pull ur penis out unless you really need too :D

[PrimulaXRin]

Did anyone else like this more with the bonds beyond time abridged music video version of it? Lol I like the way jack does it better

[xiibu]

0:50 did anyone else notice "and don't whip your penis out unless you really need to"? CX

[havoc288]

boo the 50 dislikes

[cstar75]

I WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND TEAR YOUR WIFE IN HALF!

[FrankiMunez]

Sucking on me isn't that neat, but sucking my dick is, so go ahead kids. Don't like it? WALK OUT!

[earlthepearl88ify]

Your money is now our money! And we will......spend it on DRUGS!!!!!

[TheAndrewj96]

YuGiOh BBT Abridged sent me here.

[MKnightslasher123]

Sucking on me is really neat. Lol

[10beyondbirthday]

This should be played before every movie.

[EmoKakyo]

where can i get this song?!

lolololoo

[BLSmatt91]

SIMPLY A CLASSIC THAT GENERATIONS TO COME WILL ENJOY LISTENING TOO, IT SHOULD BE PLAYED BEFORE EVERY MOVIE

[skab1up]

take your seed out side lmaoo!!

[bestmuirhead]

@skab1up Leave it in the street! :3

[YourMasterDennis001]

@bestmuirhead Run over it after the show!

[than0902]

@bestmuirhead Run It OVER after the show!!!

[ForcedChaos]

@bestmuirhead run it over after the show X3

[grimmenigma949]

@bestmuirhead RUN IT OVER AFTER THE SHOW!!! >:}

[AwesomeCore3977]

He's a gumdrop yo :D

[HotDogInATortilla]

@Kadda67 He is a green dot, the candy dots. Little round things.

[Kadda67]

WhWhat is that green thing

[Shotgun93Steve]

@Kadda67 A pickle, I think.

[Knhyd]

i actually really like the little intro song. :v

[iLeikHip]

They should play this before every movie.

[entropy44]

sucking on me is really neat

[starrychloe]

MapOfMetal web site with the usual commercial suffix that I cannot mention here.

[avmincolla]

love those king diamond high vocals

[therealgarygnu]

Always awesome....

[tsunamizc]

Someone needs to troll this video on their last day at a cinema. (and record it)

[cracknigga]

WHY THE FUCK IS THE BASS PLAYER DOING THE GUITAR SOLO?????

[unisyst]

I'm always happy when I watch %75 of the video and see there is no higher resolution/quality to watch it in.

[DrHooligan312]

This would shut all the loud ass black people up.

[chaosproductions4321]

Reddit sent me :)

[guthixsranger]

This is the Fucking best thing ive seen in a while!

[alexandrastoilov]

haha you cant beat my meat

[HighWarlordJC]

Fucking awesome.

[TheTreesonfire]

Im cumming

[Chatterbootz]

I wished this was played at every movie, that way i wouldnt get in shit by yelling at dumb fuckers who cant shut up during the movies

[jgq85]

41 movie-goers like kicking the seat in front of them.

[Tristriam]

I wonder how much Brann likes being nachos. :P

[acuegra]

haha i like how the nacho chips fly up while the drummers playing lol

[YOUNOTCOOKING]

sludge....metal? you guys just pulling shit sounding words out of the dictionary to define a genre now?

[bestmuirhead]

@YOUNOTCOOKING No I'm serious lol

I hate how many genres there are and how many are being made too tbh It's stupid, but still they are classed as sludge metal/progressive metal :P

[grimmenigma949]

@bestmuirhead sludge metal/progressive metal you donty know what the fuck youre talking about witch is why you dont like the genres, dude all i heard was thrash and heavy metal(meaning iron maidens style of metal not the general name of the music) but it was mostly just thrash

[bestmuirhead]

@grimmenigma949 Look them up before you start running your mouth tramp

[grimmenigma949]

@bestmuirhead this song is thrashy, not the band you idiot, but i know they are "sludge metal, that just one of the genres that is just there but we could do without, they fit into progressive groove metal just find...sludge metal lol

[bestmuirhead]

@grimmenigma949 I know what you meant and I still stick by what I said, It doesnt matter what ppl ''think they/or what a song sounds like''

them and there songs are still classed as what i said.

And sludge metal refers to the style they played before they got a record label

[ethanissocool]

@grimmenigma949 This is not thrash.... Compared to Mushroom head, Slip knot and others. You call Irom maiden thrash too? Perhaps you should shut up and listen to Run to the hills and Trooper nothing thrashy about it just fast.

[grimmenigma949]

@ethanissocool 1 i said iron maiden is heavy metal fool,

2 i know mastodon isnt thrash, this song is thrashy

3bitch, i grew up listening to maiden, i know what kind of music they are, shit i can play the trooper... with like 15 minutes of practice cause its been awhile

"heavy metal" is like iron maiden, black sabbath and shit like that

i dont use the term of "heavy metal" generalizing all the bands into one group of music

ps Mushroom head, Slipknot are not thrash LOL they are nu metal

[ethanissocool]

@grimmenigma949 I really don't find this thrashy. Compared to slipknot this is a symphony. I don't like that trash mushroom head puts out I found it to be thrashy. I guess it is just how you hear it. Why call names when we are in a dispute it is childish.

[Friiiiick]

@ethanissocool this is a million miles thrashier than Slipknot. They're nu metal and this song is practically thrash.

[grimmenigma949]

@ethanissocool just cause you dont think this is thrash and slipknot is thrashy, doesnt mean its up to how you hear it, color blind people think red is grey, but that doesnt mean they are right, you get what im driving at here?

[SmileyMcGee900]

@ethanissocool Your right, this is a symphony of pure metal being drilled into your skull. Slipknot is...eh....

[cugelth3clever]

@YOUNOTCOOKING You would be surprised. It's a pretty big genre with a huge amounts of bands and a good amount of history. Just because you haven't heard of it doesn't mean it's some thing someone pulled out of their ass.

[JustThereInTheAir]

@YOUNOTCOOKING yeah doo, ababababaababaabaabaababababaa­baaa

[PresidentWilburSwain]

@YOUNOTCOOKING Sludge has been a genre for a long long time. Although Mastodon is not and never has been "sludge." Progressive, sure, but not sludge. Sludge is what you'd think it is... slow. Very slow.

[andy123456789A]

@YOUNOTCOOKING Sludge metal is actually a fairly old genre.

[TheDSparky]

@bestmuirhead Don't forget to throw in Prog Metal as well. No denying that. :3

[bestmuirhead]

@TheDSparky I did o.o I put sludge metal/progressive metal xD

[MoonUnitLatina]

In this thread: people who don't know shit about metal.

[shivkite770]

@MoonUnitLatina this isnt a thread you fucking moron

[adsdfadfs]

@MoonUnitLatina It's making me rage harder than anyone will ever know

[cmonutube]

@MoonUnitLatina you say that like you have a superiority complex.

[MoonUnitLatina]

@cmonutube Actually, I do. But I've been told the first step is admitting I have a problem.

[zcuzcu]

Why would I pull my penis out?

[Marreidis1126]

@zcuzcu You wouldnt.... Thats a class 2 felony....

[ThatZkid]

@bestmuirhead Sludge metal is a genre now? They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for these distinctions now. Lol.

[lawlerloughlin]

Brilliant.

[cynicsfaith]

"Take your seed outside! Leave it in the streets! Run over it after the show!" hilarious! (and kinda f***ed up)

[tormentorgr]

@bestmuirhead Sludge metal? Looks like a new label comes up every month or two in metal...

[FatPlus1]

Haha, the pickle will mess you up for being a tool in a theatre.

[HardheadzNL]

"This should be played before every movie" I'd walk out every time.

Fucking dumb music for faggy long haired metal heads. FUCK THEM!

[ofBoats]

@joeptonies stop being a thumbs up faggot. Your embarrassing redditors.

[flare644]

why would someone eat pickles at a movie

[emadrak]

@flare644 that's a gumdrop

[blacktemplar2]

The nacho looks like Patrick Star.

[mazdarati2]

Like, Saved as favorite, and shared. Any more?

[antifolkhero]

At the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, they DO play this before movies.

[thenfm]

cure hipster faggotry: MANHOOD101. COM

[DudeIAmAPsy]

@aegisgfx it`s not meant to be comprehensible...but i get your point.I just don`t like it for the overly repeating melodic line

...oh,and this is progressive metal :)

[Degenesis0]

Well... I'm entertained.

[dingle1492]

@aegisgfx That's why they use subtitles!

[DuxunPlanetrunner]

@bestmuirhead Metal is metal.

[petachon]

this is the greatest video of all time.

[dalektaliban]

27 poeple have their penises out

[bestmuirhead]

@pleasestopcumming Its amazing how your comments gone :D

[pleasestopcumming]

@bestmuirhead but... but what about free speech? DON'T CENSOR ME! :'(

[NaughtySpank3r]

Wadsworth Constant applies

[theMeanGreen83]

@NaughtySpank3r no.

[dethl]

This is played every now and then at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, albeit not in its entirety. Freaking awesome.

[MermaFX]

@aegisgfx

Are you implying Mastodon is Death Metal?

[rodrigoamaya]

ok, I finally got it!

[TheFelblood]

The guitar solo was awesome, but how come it showed it being played on a bass guitar when the pretzel had an actual guitar?

[DavidMcCarthymedia]

they still play this at the Criterion.

[FongoBongo]

the guitar solo was amazing

[GlobalJukebox]

@FongoBongo no.

[FongoBongo]

@GlobalJukebox  yes

[Waltiswicked]

@WHlTEDEVlL You little pussy.

[cyberprunes]

They had me until the copyrighted time warner corporate part. Lame. Metal and corporate shilling is NOT cool!

[WhatTheHellsAGigawat]

Made my day.

[thepersian204]

The singer sounds a lot like Vegita from dragon ball z at 2:14

[plutoend99]

@WHlTEDEVlL nobody has a 'grip of reality' fag

[lucyrosereeder15]

Haha I wish they would play this

[boklem13]

INCREDIBLE

[joeptonies]

Thumbs up if Reddit send you here.

[xNivarius]

@joeptonies Rule #1: No.

[iamsopoor9]

@xNivarius Only occurs during raids

[KatMayday2012]

The lead singer is a green gum drop.

[SomeFunkyDude79]

when green gum drops go bad... he does have some valid points though.

[JMRSplatt]

Pictures of cats.  Chuck Testa. Rick Astley. Pineapples.

[buddawiggi]

@JMRSplatt what. no. reddit. balls. trees. nope.

[KushtrimTara]

Hahaha "Sucking on me is a reaaal treat!". I'm totally gonna pull that one on a girl next Friday night

[TheAlurr]

I don't have a wife. So i'll pirate anything i want - hah!

[blizzard424]

Epic

[KittehAnims]

Singer is pickle.

[PZigForex]

@KittehAnims it's..not..a..pickle. For the last time. It's a Dot. A piece of candy. Google "Dots Candy".

-Kevin

[qw7139]

oh i will beat your meat

[TheHamishbatten1995]

This song is very non Mastodon, very out of character. 

[dizon96]

Wadsworth Constant Applies

[adadega]

reddit

[thedavehatessheep]

The uploader's wife was ripped in half by movie concessions...RIP

[ItsAzureBlue]

The lead singer is supposed to be a gherkin.

[heuykiller]

Awesome!

[FindThisHumerus]

19 people have had their testicles dissolved.

[KaZ66612]

0:23 XD

[SneManden78]

I was just about to quit the video, when insanity began... Very funny :)

[eanum]

This is fairly AWESOME!!!!!

[PZigForex]

It's A DOT!! It's not a pickle! Google "Dots Candy". For crying out loud guys lol..go to more movies.

[demianxss]

"Be considerate to others or I will bite your torso and give you a disease." My new favorite line.

[PZigForex]

Oh my god..you guys..don't be dumb.

The lead singer is DOT.

Google "Dots Candy" and click on the Wikipedia link (first link). I can't be the only one who knows this. A pickle guys..are you serious? o_O

[Lovetek10]

@PZigForex I'm British and so have never heard of it.

[MrAndrewshepard]

Hes a fuckin booger

[killwinsock]

The green dude looks like a pickle tbh

[ziggerknot88]

@killwinsock i think hes a gumdrop

[Alliancez1]

THE GREEN THING IS A FUCKING GUMDROP!!!

[tsirosgoddammit]

Is that... King Diamond?

[toymasheenSH]

@tsirosgoddammit No I think it's just Mastodon attempting to be King Diamond

[BloodAndThunder00]

@tsirosgoddammit Brann. I thought the same too.

[fromundatarzan]

@tsirosgoddammit

yes

[braincellz1066]

@tsirosgoddammit its actually their drummer lol

[Phyre1988]

The lead singer is a "Pickle" IMO. I know some bigger theaters sell those. 

[Wokuum]

@Phyre1988  He is a gumdrop not a pickle.

[Phyre1988]

@Wokuum I stand by my opinion. you will notice i didn't state it as fact allowing for you to have your own opinion. A courtesy you apparently don't feel you need to have for others. You Jackass.

[surgeongeneral1]

@ffrmaster Guys come on the jube jube?

[sHuFFLeZ]

amazing

[solitaryman098]

"I will bite your torso" best line ever.