Eve's conversation with God

[danielino1972]

..sei bellissima, ciao!!

[PSYREBRO679]

HOHOHO thats Funny! :)

[mesmanu]

te habras quedado agusto

[015asd]

calm the f@ck sown, its a joke!!!

[MasterTerran]

you motehr fucking cult follower,nothing you say its true,you are dreaming,and nothing will happen in 14 oct,your videos are shitty,i hope they remove them

[alaskanjammer]

so you are saying that you've never lied, your NOT proud, arrogant, selfish?? Wow it sure must be lonely in you world!!

[RodTalon0000]

The problem is, we are programmed to believe that males are masculine and females are feminine. This is a social lie, and a crime against humanity. Men do not understand that when they ostracize themselves from the feminine principle, they do not separate from females, they are separated from being fully human.

[RodTalon0000]

The beer drinking moron is an image that many men identify as "male". You have to understand that the way we perceive a man to be is very damaging to society... because we are raising small boys to separate themselves from the feminine principle... such as, creativity or emotion. It is a proven fact that people who do not nourish their feminine side (males and females both have femininity) are incapable of achieving their true potential.

[RodTalon0000]

I don't mean that every person that enjoys beer or football are morons, and I certainly don't give every woman credit for global female accomplishments... for every 100 women that were burning their bra, there were thousands eager to please the male and be submissive to him for an eternity... (idiots)

[maximotion]

Woman, that was good! I like that version. : )

[Wisdom601]

i don't believe in religions just to let you know. that would be equally degrading to men as the current religions are to women. good video.

[frankfihn]

Proud, arrogant and self admiring right here! LOL Nothing's changed.

[newname363]

aww poor women, trying to think .. its ok though, you are so cute i think we will keep you

[falafilqueen]

Behind every great man lies an even greater woman

save ur words pls

[ratkillerinparadise]

Calm down, its just a joke.

[ratkillerinparadise]

Don't ever forget, Eve was the idiot that ate the apple after listening to a serpent that told her to. Hence the reason we are in trouble in this world now. Thanks Eve.

[khwin32]

could be so! hehe. Well we all know the Bible is written by a sexist. Because at the time sexism was 'normal'. Because Bible was written and assembled by man and god is imaginary. What was the last event in your life that definitely happened with presence god? (or - how did god clearly manifest himself to you, and why are you so sure).

[julztulz]

oh stop it.

you don't know who wrote it, sherlock.

If you don't believe God exist, then why do you ask about something that supposedly doesn't exist? you cant create or imagine something into existence without it being there already.

[MetaLz1337]

You actually do believe that women are smarter then men? i guess thats why all smartest ppl in the world were female. like Alberta Eintstein.

[RodTalon0000]

Actually (ironic) woman are biologically more advanced than men. That includes their brains which are more evolutionary evolved, as far as the shape. Further more... in America 57% of bachelors made are from females. 80% of our special ed classes are boys, and 70% of our D's and F's are earned by boys...

 It probably has more to do with the way we raise men in America... lol football watchin, beer drinkin... morons ;)

[julztulz]

Men aren't raised. we do the raising.

the shape of the brains doesnt mean they have evolved into something more intellectual.

fottball is a calculated physical chess game that you should not be insulting maybe cause you don't understand it.

women drink beer too. insulting ppl drinking beer is juvenile.

maybe you are describing your husband or your dad and your not happy with your life.

maybe you are envious of the magic stick?

[RodTalon0000]

I don't mean that every person that enjoys beer or football are morons, and I certainly don't give every woman credit for global female accomplishments... for every 100 women that were burning their bra, there were thousands eager to please the male and be submissive to him for an eternity... (idiots)

[Duwami]

Women smarter? lol what universe do you live in?

[SamanthasWorld]

LOLOL have you ever seen the show "Jackass"? How many Females do you see trying stupid stunts like that? LOL

And howcome I never heard of "Male Intuition"?

[Duwami]

Men and women are equally intuitive. But women are more emotional. They tend to equate emotions with intuition. That's their fallacy. I'm a male and I am more intuitive then any woman I've ever known.

[GODandPEACE]

Don't make fun of God unless you feel like it.

[SamanthasWorld]

wasn't making fun of God, was making fun of Men ;-)

[GODandPEACE]

I don't believe in God, I was just joking with you.

[executionerofgod]

@SamanthasWorld god is a man is he not? and you. youre definitely a woman. i'll be your dady. :)

[MissDumont]

haha cute cute cute

I liked it

[vanity7venus7]

i totally and completly agree..ure sooo right!

[omigoshbritt]

i liked it haha :)

[GaryAntonioChaney]

lol good one

[gogreen18]

hahaha so funny! i love feminist jokes!

[djstix87]

wow thats mess up... but funny lol

[tminisms]

interesting eve... I always thought of God as the Sri Mother first...

In Sri..... t

[stephenvbc]

it was a wonderfull joke than kyou for sharing....

[BJEcomedy]

dont smoke kids ull turn into a mexican lol. this a joke dont take it searisly!

[Leighlee59]

look who is a racist. That is making fun of THREE different nations: Spanish, Mexican and Native people of Mexico. And I doubt she is Mexican. :P

Oh, and I wouldn't go making anymore comments like that, cuz there are plenty of white jokes out there.

[RancidPunk182GD30S2M]

fuck u asshole

[beyoncelover11]

ur so funnny and i like ur way of tellling stories.

[kurdapyojr]

just hope you can tell this jokes to everybody especially to those who has 3 or more wives

[SwirlingLights]

Lol, that was great! =)

[jaxisawesome]

in the bible...man was created first

[GothicJump]

In the bible, teens who outspoke against their parents were stoned to death by the village folk...so shush.

[neha614]

*Muah* to Samantha

[nonenuna]

lol it's a great joke!!!

[aliquigs]

heheh i liked it!

[Mansonfan9999]

This is pretty funny, but I think the version written in the Buy Bull is funnier.

[SamanthasWorld]

I never heard of the Buy Bull version..

please share :D

[Mansonfan9999]

It's a joke. Just pick up any old bible. They all say basically the same thing.

[SamanthasWorld]

Ha! lol oh Now I get it lmfaooo

The Bible is a loveley Story book,

and I find a lot of it hillarious too :D

Specially the fact that some ppl still believe

that some of that stuff actually happened lol

But its all a matter of Interpretation I guess.. Ofcourse if you take something SYMBOLIC and turn That into something Litteral its gonna get funny :D LOLOLOL

[Mansonfan9999]

Symbolic or not, no book is true simply because it says it is. Books don't provide evidence for themselves. And symbolism can be very problematic. The Bible has no answers because it asks not questions.

[SamanthasWorld]

I have to agree..

I think we already have all the answers inside ourselves..

But aslong as we keep looking outside of ourselves for them we will never find sure ones.

[pearlsofsheBa]

the Answer is SELF! why go to anything else when you came here with SELF! True and I actually believe this version of the garden story...hey...it's just a joke! lol

[SanctuaryX]

Step away from the cigarette... lol.

[komoh]

thats fucking funny babe lolololololololololololol!!! tight video thanks for the laugh

[SamanthasWorld]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it :D

[CrispyTheCrab]

"so he will need your advice to think properly" ~ that was lol on the rib

[zeroows]

Yah right

[SamanthasWorld]

its just a JOKE, lol Realx!

[zeroows]

lool this is a joke too.

[LorNrr3]

Too cute.. :)

[just0me17xo]

lol nice joke :P

i never laughed...

but i was laughing inside hehe...

XD

[theslayergirl]

I don't beleave in god. So i'm rating down. Not funny...

[lightshow9]

NO OFFENSE BUT, WOW!!! YOU ARE HOT

[ichriscrocker]

iloveyou!

[allstarcheerleader96]

are you really cris crocker if u r ur awsome if not dont respond or lie!!!!

[dannette21]

you look like eve.

[AkaJojooo]

hehe..so god is a woman!..COOL^___^

[gforceram]

wow

[nvr2ez021]

lol funny!!!!

[SavannahKILLS]

that was delightfully witty

[sahinkaba]

sende kımsın

[Doyvidtheginger]

hm, its ok, 4/5

[atsagu]

please i enjoyed your videos but send those with more action,thanks

[MJJGod]

HAHA! Woman to woman! LOL "A flawed creature.."

Couldnt agree more, thanks 4 posting!

[iluvarin26]

Thank you for this video.

[TrishyxLou]

LOL that is funny!

[shark419]

lol good one!

[msmdr]

this is stupid

[minimasterpieces]

That's awesome and funny. ;)

Thanks for sharing.

[hungrehman]

Lol thanks.

[hungrehman]

Lol Nice Dont mind me putting it on my stream?

[SamanthasWorld]

hehe np go ahead luv, I'm so glad u liked it :D

[Asianl2emix]

hahhaha awesome! Lol

[mamzelleceline]

je comprend pas beaucoup l'anglais mais je sais que tu es tres jolie

[lousytshirt]

LOL - that is hilarious! And hopefully too true. :D

[quietcon]

good shit man, you didn't quite deliver the punchline as a punchline but a good video

[Hammadkazmi7]

lmao LOL

[Anguifera]

Haha! That was cute. =)

[palopup]

ha yeah she would want the secret kept

[chetaray]

ha ha ha!!!! very funny secret...i vote for that ha ha ha!!!

[Mirime93]

Lol! i'm a christian but that was hilarious xD

[makaZG]

Here's a joke.

God created adam & eve. he looks at adam and says "u turned out very good i'm happy about that.!"

Then he looks at eve and says "oh shit,u will have to wear a makeup".

[girlbajan]

idk if i followed that? is it like god is a woman? im like ofended (being a christian) but it i get the joke, i think.

[Anguifera]

Um... how can you be "like offended" if you're not even sure you get the joke?

[girlbajan]

cuz im a christian, and i felt guilty about watching it, but it was still funny how she said god was woman.

[Anguifera]

So am I, but it was just a joke. Besides, God is non-gender... and the point of the joke was that Eve was created first but would have to let man believe he was first due to his arrogance/ignorance. It was pretty funny, but I think the whole 'woman to woman' part made people forget what the joke was.

[girlbajan]

lol, yeah men can be like that, thanks for clearing it up though i always thought of god as a man, but i guess your right god is non-gender.

[ImAllisonWonderland]

I don't get the joke.. Isn't this in the bible?

[blackdescendent]

LOL.Seriously.

[Hammadkazmi7]

lol you r hilarous

[jusmihere]

LMAO!

[ChiyoYSayuri]

hahahha I love it~! yes we women are smarter,stronger and prettier :) great video

:)))

[LaLiN1383]

your beatiful

[lordmerlinssis]

lol nice

[CameronCourts]

lol thats hilarious.

[narutofan4life100]

the true story!! lol

[asakollaMJfan]

LOL ur so funny

[petachick93]

lol that was hysterical

[monkee390]

lol so true

[majoha2020]

ignore these clowns Sammy your queen you beautiful all these guys calling you a a Tranny must be closeted homosexuals any way levae me a message i would differently like to see you make more vids and send em to me

[GoofyBK]

lol hella fuk naw u slaccin lol dont u talk down at us woman lookin good doe shawty =}P

[ChiyoYSayuri]

Can you talk like you have some kinda of common sense and knowledge in your head ????

[GoofyBK]

i can talk type or talk howeva da fuk i want fuccin dipshit go succ ur momz cocc fuccface

[ChiyoYSayuri]

yea I'd like to see you try and get a good job while talking like that :)))

only tryin to help....lol calm down

[skyms2663]

lol :D

[Sw33tposter]

you have pretty hair.

[cassandradenis777]

ermm.. ok?

[Booshibonton]

cute joke!

xD i has 2 tell some1 :3

[MART1N35]

umm

ok?

this was a waste of my time theres 2 minutes of my life ill never get back.

[tibbyhergreatness]

that joke was not funny but true

and stop sending me videos

and you are not chirs crocker so stop talking to the camara

aight!!

[yesbeyes1]

i liked it. and your pretty. But when ya gonna stop smoking.

[SlayerX46664]

Maybe it was supposed to be funny, but I didn't really laugh >.>

[girlmusicaddict]

Lmao

that was weird

but i had to laugh

[mustangmeg8402]

lmao! that's funny.

[itisnotchriscrocker]

She's great even in clothes!

[itisnotchriscrocker]

She's great even in clothes!

[sickboy5284]

Stop Sending me vieos if your not gonna do nudes

[temporaryluvaffair]

like ir. this i funny but i luv it

[poisonedvampiress]

hehehe :D

[crazylezzie]

that was funny shit

[xvictoria413x]

lmfao

[TianaSidhe]

I like that joke. It makes a lot of sense. <3

[sopsterrr]

It's true. XD So totally true.

[TheVixenDevils]

lol thats so funny!

[alarmclock27]

uh.. idk>?

[pyrek07]

JA JA JA!!!

LOVE IT!!

thanks!!

[AbsinthHyacinth]

I like it.

[wingyee1997]

I like it! Men are just not as smart as women.

[NakiaMoraye]

That is bloody hilarious!

I love it!

[NJonasLover9512]

WOW, that was actually really funny! I give two fingers up, guess which ones? JK, but I really do give it two thumbs up!

[robin12721]

ur dad is funny sam

[TerriV]

LMAO!! Love it!!!! Thanks for sharing!

[itisnotchriscrocker]

You'll be very popular soon! Don't pay any attention to jealous fags who writes shit here!

[leg619]

stop sending me your shitty quality videos of your fugly self and your dirty, messy, bad taste, smoke-invested house okay? get a real life.

[DearNadia]

pre-subscribe to my vlog about my life as an editor of a startup mag in NYC, skincare, and more...

luv this vid by the way and thanx for the friend request

[Rthevampireslayer]

I like that hahahahahaha!!!

Your cute

-peace&love

_R

[cutiepinkpanther]

lol good video

[butterflieke]

great joke xD

[sponkoo]

ha ha ha ha. i love this joke! and i know its just a joke! i dont take it personally at all, and i'm a christian!

lmao :P

[GirWorshipah]

i like this version ^^! you're cool

[itisnotchriscrocker]

liekeraaijmakers, maya5892, tortorthedinosaurx3 be positive and your life will getting better!

[itisnotchriscrocker]

What a complete idiots you are! Registered to YouTube where people watching and sharing the videos but getting mad when somebody sending you videos! The stupidiest stupidity!

[maya5892]

yeah, what

tortorthedinosaurx3

said!

[KyandiKat17]

haha, yea, go women!

[obstreperousozzi]

If there was a god he would have made us all women and all lesbians.

Men just cause trouble.

End of.

;)

[lijnbussen]

ik ben belgiese mens ik versta geen reet van

fuck ip

[HayleyxCore6]

god is a bunch of shit.

[saima01]

lol

[dunskids]

what if God was one of us.........

[SamanthasWorld]

yeeeeaahhhhh......... what if . . .

;-)

[fearlessoldiers]

gut gut

[ETphonehome88888]

haha.

[jazzygypsy]

AMEN to that sister

[SamanthasWorld]

I'm a 1000000 % Female since birth!!!

But I'm Not gonna show you my boobs to prove it, so dont even get your hopes up!

[dani4ever92]

It all fits, haha :P.. lovely ^^

[ffaall]

Good one.

[ffaall]

Pressed Post before I could add that you are charming.

[SamanthasWorld]

aaaww thank you sweetness

[omega9003]

hola linda

[macrochips]

That was pretty good, officialy I am offended for my gender. But it was still funny.

[enyday18]

super funny i love it

[ANTHONYRAPPISAGOD]

haha, quite funny

[hiljoe08]

hahaha that was great

[24Cinderella]

really funny:D

[slbnov13]

funny...!!!

[Djhighdaniel]

Nice theory but it's not true. god Created man before he created woman. :)

[SamanthasWorld]

lie I already told donPabloArturo,

It was a JOKE! Not a "theory" lmao

LOL

You did what I told you Not to do..

You took it "serious"

hahaha

Where were you when God gave us our sense of Humor?

lol

[xHeatherxRocksX]

Oh my gosh!

I love this vid!

You rock!

[busra82]

she looks like a bitch!

[SamanthasWorld]

thats because I Am a Bitch ;-)

[red1general]

lol thats funny

[MonisiaPolska]

Hahaha :D

That was cool ;)