What's your favorite Democrat Joke?

[8arrows]

The funny thing here is that joke could be equally applied to Republicans. A pox on both their houses, I say!

[joeyman62995]

Voting is like driving.

Choose D to move forward, or R to move back.

I'm a Democrat obviously...

[urbman29]

@joeyman62995 move forward,ya,change our constitution for your own gain.MAKES SENSE NOW,im only 15 and im sick and tired of liberals.i live in a 80 percent liberal/democrat community.BRAINWASH

[joeyman62995]

@urbman29 How ironic. I am 15 as well and I live in an 80 percent conservative/ Republican community. Perhaps you and I could switch places? XD

[urbman29]

@joeyman62995 i hate extreme politics tho,also hate anarchists,crazy mofos.

[canadiandrumer]

whats the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?

onces a scum suckend bottom feeder and the others a fish

[AzyrenIshida]

My favorite joke is the one that's true. If only we had some...

[xpntrvfggd]

Why is that guy pacing back and forth and talking in a high pitched voice? He sounds and looks like he's got a dildo stuck up his butthole

[AwisemanisStrong]

See NWO Solution

[Patton204]

well its a good thing that got corrected then.

[guineapig1234]

How does entropy relate to evolutiion... I don't know what does the origin of life have to do with evolution. How do I get in these stupid conversations in which people actually think they are making a valid argument. This is what happens when people use drugs.

[RandomPoolGuy84]

My favorite Dem. joke is the one where those two Dems are stuck on an escalator and they refuse to move before someone comes and helps them.

[RandomPoolGuy84]

Where do you gather information then? Newspapers? Radio? Word of mouth? Those can be just as biased and faulty

[RandomPoolGuy84]

Interesting how we flip-flop history isn't it? At the turn of the 20th century, Socialists were for things like minimum wage, workmans comp., and overtime. Now we hate them with a passion.

[baconstory]

if u dont watch news how do you know whats going on in the world, the media?

and by the way, religion isent just a lack of facts, its kind of like insurance...if u die and god is true then your screwed, but god does'nt exist then u will be dead so whatever.

[baconstory]

says who msnbc?

[baconstory]

democrat joke ??

 Hillary Clinton

[guineapig1234]

I've seen things devolve but never get more complex from bursts of energy.

Either you can belive the second law of thermal-dynamics (Entropy) or I can belive Darwin. FYI Entropy can actually be proven in a lab.

[strongbadXCP]

Christianity = conservative politics? Obama goes to Church every Sunday, fool.

[guineapig1234]

Type in Rev. Wright and listen to what kind of church he goes to. I don't know what God they are praying to but I seriously doubt its the one I found in my Bible.

[xpntrvfggd]

@guineapig1234 Well, I guess you're not a Christian then, because Reverend Wright is.

[MrAnderson1985]

No, christianity doesn't equal conservative politics.

[brctom1]

Ann Coulter said it best with her book title...."If Democrats had ANY brains, they would be Republicans"

[guineapig1234]

Confuse a Democrat. Speak facts and logical.

[guineapig1234]

My favorite democrat joke. Smart people can be democrats. LOL

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@guineapig1234 that's a fact, not a joke

[aikido7]

Your comment got me thinking. Maybe stupid people are attracted to ignorant causes because those causes frame the world in simple, black/white either/or terms. Same with fundamentalists. BTW, Jesus was the #1 ANTI-FUNDAMENTALIST. Check out Nicodemus in the Book of John. Jesus tells him about being Born Again and Nick gets all literalistic & fundamentalist on him saying stuff like "You mean I have to go BACK into my mother's uterus & do it all over AGAIN?"

Stupid fundies don't tell ya that.

[aikido7]

ALL conservatives aren't stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives, Or start out that way. Actually, ignorance is a more honest, factual & better word. Ignorance is a deficit, error or misunderstanding THAT CAN BE CORRECTED WITH MORE INFO.

Conservatives are ignorant. When they ignore facts & evidence because it threatens ideology, THEN they are stupid.

[guineapig1234]

Confuse a Democrat. Speak facts and logical.

[aikido7]

Right!

Obama is the President--statement of FACT.

Obama is a Muslim, a pal of terrorists, a celebrity, an abortion advocate, an arab, a socialist/Marxist, Anti-Christ, arrogant idiot, shit eater, a fool, etc.

ALL Statements of BELIEF, OPINION, and PERSONAL CHARACTERIZATIONS....

They have NOTHING to do with FACTS, EVIDENCE or ACCURATE DATA. They are INFERENCES from perceived and actual evidence and behavior, but they use guessing of motives & mind-reading.

[mrob611]

My best democrat joke was when Shawn Hannity said: " whats the matter with buying oil from our friends"? And: "there is nothing wrong with deficit spending". Another is when Bush couldn't pronounce nuclear...NUKE-YOU-THAR...LOL! Another is Sarah Palin...what is the conservative fascination with ignorant hillbillies? How about when Bush invaded a country for no apparent reason...killing thousands of American soldiers? After eight years of GW, there are SO many!

[DobermansRock]

Tell a Liberal the truth and you piss them off.

[CannocheeAirsoft]

EPIC FAIL!!!

[aikido7]

My favorite Democratic jokes are

--the unity of the Republican Party.

--Newt's Twitter gaffe dissing Barack

--the lewd outrage, slacker mockery and the ignorance of reality-based facts & evidence found on the comment section of any YouTube video posting that deals with politics.

[yarwnna]

You guys sound like a bunch of sore losers....

[jaredredclark]

A black man walks into the white house looking for a job. he applies for president of the us. sorry they say we dont hire niggers. haha roflmao

[aikido7]

Headline:

BLACK MAN GIVEN NATION'S WORST JOB

[guineapig1234]

Headline. Most don't even Work! They get a check for nothing like royalty.

[aikido7]

You're so right. When I hear stuff like you are saying, I get so angry I actually get paralyzed with rage. I get so worked up I cannot even think to look up any real statistics on the topic or can't even focus on good reasons why someone cannot get out of povery--EVEN IT IS MY OWN RELATIVE OR FRIEND !!!

Seriously.

I get so disgusted I am just on the edge WAITING for someone to provide ME an answer, an outlet or an action for me to take so I won't feel so alone & helpless!

[unknowenmafia]

No Nitzer,This Is Not Hilarious This Is For Republicans And Republicans Are Retards,

Take Bush For Example.

[saint2435]

your stupid

[wahwahbeenie]

1 star rating for spam.

[Sleeeeve24]

not exactly hard hitting but the video clip was cool. lol.

[Nitzer69]

lol.  This is hilarious!