HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THIS? WATER GLIDER, WATER SKIPPER, WATER WALKER FOR SALE

[bnewton81]

Looks like an excellent work out.

[Widowshijo]

I Need It.

[dnm25]

haters gon hate. This thing is sick!

[acheese9]

its like a water pogo-stick

[404slick]

Strap a dildo on it and it's sold

[thenerfergeek325]

crafty Europeans >.>

[bigglyguy]

Make it a sport :) Actually I think this certainly could do well if there were some flotation to go with it and it were easily foldable. A lot of sailors need to just pop ashore or out to their boat, where starting the outboard of some small boat might be too much. In effect make it reasonably easy and simple for people to walk on water, something more stable than a small and easily capsized boat.

[ezeeri]

oh Jesus.....

[GarlicandLemons]

this would be a great addition to recreational water sports at lakes in parks etc... add thiss to the pedal boats and trampoline, and you have a very fun summer camp or company outing or church picnic etc... Encourage enginuity

[tamasrockstar]

As far as recreational use, I would forget about it but maybe you cal sell it on an infomercial as an exercise machine but then you have a small group of people who own their own private lakes who may actually buy it since nobody in their right mind is going to take this thing out in public not to mention how many people have a way to transport this huge thing. I say cut your losses and figure out a way to put some wheels on it and maybe you can get some of your money back.

[tamasrockstar]

After posting my first two comments I was curious how other people felt about this thing and i have to say a few of you should write for late night shows. I was cracking up at some of these comments. I thought the same thing when I saw it, it looks cool as a picture but as soon as you see how you have to make it move its over from there. I just feel bad for the poor bastard that dumped his life savings into making such a worthless toy or exercise whatever you want to call it.

[tamasrockstar]

By the way I forgot to mention.... they already have a cheaper water exercise that doesn't require lugging around a huge contraption, its called swimming. Maybe you've heard of it?

[tamasrockstar]

Your selling this? you couldn't pay me to ride it! Good luck with it maybe there's people out there who think jumping up and down is fun. Figure out a way to put an engine on it and you might have something... Most people go to the lake/beach to relax and have fun and for exercise they go to the gym i don't see many people mixing the two. I'll stick with jet skis but you did have my attention until i saw it was powered by the rider.

[Tripadip]

The poor mans jet ski...

[lilpwnar]

fuckin looks gay as shit

[mexicalpango]

you need to drink lots of red bull before doing this....

[dextr0met0rfan]

it still looks retardet ;f

[scooterkid66]

I used one for a while once and they are so cool! For some people it takes awhile to learn while for others it is first try, and yes, they are legit it is a hydrofoil on back and it oscillates up and down when you pump against the spring and it rebounds creating lift. The nose has a blade that creates lift in front

[hakluz]

screw that.

[DaftSwank]

If you stop humping, you sink . . . right?

[aniki91344]

Cool Could there be a pedal version for it? I don't wanna look like I'm trying to hump something in front of people trying to relax by the lake.

[acheese9]

@aniki91344 just get a surf bike! they're like my life

[nattybuffalodread]

water glider is soooooo cooool!

[dcmann2112]

better not get tired going across that freezing cold lake

[Elemental2029]

Why not just put an oscillating motor on it to do the work for you?

[ganstaboii2332]

no i figure it out there is no rope its ligit it does float on water

[ganstaboii2332]

i think theres a boat in fron6t pulling ity that an't in the seen u could see a little rope go underwater in the front lol

[420DRo420ful]

FAIL ftw

[JeTsToRm12345]

My friend has one and I all ways sink on it cause I cant go up and down!!!!!

[mayawonnnna]

what happens when you stop humping? do you sink or bust a big nut in the lake

[SomethinDwnUrPantss]

@mayawonnnna you need to jump up and down to give you force over the water. obviously with no force, friction will slow you down and you will sink.

[blakefoster937]

i dont get it...

[NowLifeStarts]

I think I'll stick to wake boarding. You can jump up and down like a tard on land without the need of this device.

[zzomgitsme]

@NowLifeStarts ROFL

[42blackvelvet]

Must be to run out the extacy they took earlier

[LiMiTeDxStudios]

Dont stop

[SebFredenTV]

Ive tryed and its fucking inpsebole

[SamWing96]

DA FUCK?!?!?

[jaspersureshot]

fake...

[Kmannnnni]

loooks way too funny to be in the olympic sports..

[nintendokillsOoO]

very cool, but you look really stupid, if i had one id put a small engine on it, if you could.

[zeke64333]

I want 8

[lalolalopop]

hahahaha looks like my first time... ahh jokin but seriously what happens if you stop pumping?

[conceri]

Wiiiiiii!!!



[parakram2]

Who did this dude invent that hideous thing, for Kangaroos?????? Lmao!!!!

[PvtNinja27]

I want one

[bixbite2393]

this is a lot harder than it looks

[confusedphantom312]

do a back flip on it instead of trying to look cool and jump backwards AND THEN we can talk

[punisher77212]

I don't get it.

[MrNeighborhoodgang]

put a kangaroo on this thing

[daschundlover69]

or u could sspend the same price and by a ski do

[sakokosa]

can i attache dildo at the back ?

[PilosophyW]

So THAT'S how Jesus did it...

[playsafe869]

I wonder how many unoriginal knobs on youtube and used the will it blend line now? people it's been used to death and is no longer funny... in anyway. Get some new material.

[ZombieNewb]

It looks like it uses a lot of energy. will never buy

[projectseventyone]

you stop u sink

[d1353lp0w3r]

fix a 1 meter long dildo to it and you've got a whole new invention ;)

[Kevinasdfg]

I find the lack of jiggily boob jokes disturbing...

[MSIceWiz]

looks like a leg workout

[BlueVihtic]

I would like to see: Hot chicks on water skipper.

[flopez425]

i bet that thing tires u out like crazy! n no it will not blend to big

[44garza]

THATS A WORK OUT

[Misterchevlous]

He needs the life jacket because the sheer force from this machine will drown him.

[SexyBill1976]

Why walk when you can skip across the water like some sort of floating homosexual?

[Narutdrew7000]

I mean a shark wont notice you at all in the ocean with this lol

[batterymagic65]

Ancient Alien Technology

[neovintageretro]

Too tedious!! Fuck this if you want to relax on the lake!

[detroitbluesguy]

How does it work?

[IIOllieFTWII]

Looks tiring...

[Eushawn20]

pretty sure my roommates thought i was watching porn

[Givadanger]

Also what they dont tell you is it takes A LOT out of you. like youd think jumping like that isnt to difficult but holy balls do you get tired...

[Givadanger]

there like $200 i own one and im the only one in my family who know how to use it lol it is rather difficult to learn

[elijahking100]

cost???

[EmperorofCartoons]

"It effortlessly glides in water,"

I wouldnt call having to constantly jump up and down "effortless".

[NetwrkGaming]

But will it blend?

[hueyman15]

@NetwrkGaming shut the fuck up

[AydenMize]

@NetwrkGaming Nope...

[Gran717]

(it's so easy any 1 of these dumbasses can use it)

[gameboy3800]

teabagging solves all the world's problems.

[TheJedimaster6788]

and the point...

[MrKrazybudz]

made in china with a china man doing da jumpin jacks hahaaa

[dragonspy775]

Dear Santa can I have a thing that floats on water when I'm on it when it's only a small thing so watch this video

[toddn350]

I FUCKING WANT ONE!!!!!

[popp199]

aliens created this

[tscimcll]

Lol there are some funny ass comments on here . Just made my day

[vietgirl2012]

cool

[ripflick]

i wouldnt be saying shit if someone hot was bouncing around on that

[101andrewj]

best part is, with some quick changes, the machine can also fuck you

[LifeRuinerHxC]

oh great now i can look like an idiot while humping my way across the lake

[ThamosProductions]

took me two days to learn

[BlAcKoPsK1nG3]

boing boing boing boing splash

[RhapsodyoftheWolf]

to be honest this looks cool, but you look like a freakin' moron when using it..

[XyphileousLF]

@RhapsodyoftheWolf What are you talking about!? That guy at 0:29 was FUCKING BADASS

[luvmy08husky]

@RhapsodyoftheWolf well, everybody except the wet-suit asian lady..

[rlkosty81]

damn i want me one of those

[DragonsREpic]

hump-to-go!

[TheHaxman999]

where do you get that? walkmart?

[solobeast1924]

hump hump hump hump hump

[markwade7]

This is as Gay as it gets

[TIGIproductions]

How much

[Rad901]

Can i cross ocean wit those?

[ldbpftw]

im guessing its not fat ppl friendly

[lolshiaarf]

Shadowblaster1- its a pogo STICK on water... Dumbass

[aly10129]

well that first guy must be pretty lonely..

[guitarplayerone]

the music suits the invention perfectly

[wakeboarder5682]

new work out for the biggest loser...

[iRunIntoGlitches]

I dont hump water....sorry

[marksalot2116]

not for smokers...

[WillyJack777]

all that work to go a few yards....not practical but looks like it would be a good workout1

[kingmorbid]

You want, you lose....

[LiantRC]

何これ、面白そう!!

[salsamanrocks]

WHAT IS THAT

I WANT THAT

[Shadowblaster1]

iTS A POGO STIKE ON THE WATER DUMBASS

[rubixtattoo]

that sucks balls

[kikima3]

wtf? lol

[cataubawoman]

Americans will never go for it - too much like exercise.

[beacker1160]

@cataubawoman I would never reply to your comment. Too racist.

[cataubawoman]

@beacker1160 LOL, lighten up! Besides, Americans are not a separate race.

[daniwan3000]

@cataubawoman Fuck off, Hitler.

[cataubawoman]

@daniwan3000 Pathetic troll :)

[daniwan3000]

@cataubawoman You obviously have no idea what a troll is. Try again.

[SexyBill1976]

Navy Seals should use this

[whitecocopuffs21]

dear santa....

[Vorple]

I saw something like it in a documentary called "Borat", or something, that I rented from the video store. It must have been the tandem version though 'cause I remember his friend was riding it too. Was a while ago now and the details are hazy but it seemed quite similar. Not sure if they were using it outside though...

[blumpkinable]

i saw these on tv about 20 years ago

[talibanking]

Now just sit backwards on it and stick the handle up ur ass and u got a toy for fags

[skater862053]

i can only imagine if travis pastrana got a hold of this

[ejayarts]

This is why aliens are not making contact with us yet.

[TheRemoteMower]

@ejayarts lol fn l

[Clod15]

@ejayarts i loled so hard.

[txferrari1]

@ejayarts Haha

[hashbrownzz]

how the hell did i get here?

[Mrepidemiological]

this is frekin awsome those who dislike can suck a huge bunny

[DarthElius]

I'm sorry but there is just no way to look cool on that thing... You could put a block of ice on that thing in the middle of winter in the Arctic and still it would not be cool..

[mnkstrxx]

for sure??? lol look cool! i want try this!

[CornchipSO]

and what happens if you get worn out and have to stop? lol thats what i wanna see

[stonewallzach187211]

@CornchipSO it floats you fuckin no brained idiot

[CornchipSO]

@stonewallzach187211 uh no you have to keep moving or you sink you fucking idiot why do you think they never stop?

[CornchipSO]

:30 real stunt man right there haha

[Jazmineluvsgospel]

This seems like a good ass way to get skinny. Say for instance im the middle of lake tonkashithit, My fat ass is gonna keep pressing back to shore ;).

[kyron1994]

What happens when u get tired of boucing up n down in the middle of the lake? do u like sink? or what?

[IntarwebUser]

This would be an interesting alternative/addition to life rafts. No chance of deflating!

[gady100]

i bet is made in china

[Unguidedone]

/hydrafoil

[lej047]

YAY, look at me and my toy

[MrMaron1999]

WTF!!!



[Monscent]

Did you see that one cool kid go sideways on his?

[LeagueCommentary]

Now all you have to do is put an engine on it that will make an up-and-down motion.

[captnPillowPants]

should prolly keep this to my self but the only olympics i see this thing being apart of is the special olympics

[416asshole]

@captnPillowPant LMAO

[joohnnyersz]

did you ever think of a seat????

[ragingsk8er199]

its just so bouncy and wonderful

[renegade1179]

Does it come with a shield? I'm sure random people are going to be throwing beer bottles at you and whatever else is available in the immediate surrounding.

[emopenguinsluv]

You... want to be in the olympic's... pftt they'll never let you in if you look like your humping something!!!

[Martineidsvik]

you're pretty screwed if you ever get tired on that thing.. faar out on the sea?

[bino71219]

if that's made for sex then it takes 10/10 if its made for water it will take 0/10

[4560123678]

if that isnt sexual i honestly dont know what is.. but good job you sick minded aussies

[VonCakeMaster]

Imagine: a thousand soldiers appearing over the horizon, and storming the beaches... riding these.

Just because.

[PhilipFuss]

very innovative and clever... but if you look dumb doing it, it won't succeed.

[deltaleader37]

is that gonna be the new song everyones gonna put in there video

[fujins]

OMG, that is crazy:-D

[yahmana]

monkey ride

[SchraySchray1223]

so what happens when you stop humping?

[jummekhaar]

Finally something exclusively designed for homosexuals

[22j0kester]

@jummekhaar reminds me of mr. garrisons "it" from south park lol

[jummekhaar]

@22j0kester LOL

[ptrimblegocfsnet]

@jummekhaar laughed my ass off at that...

[jummekhaar]

@ptrimblegocfsnet My pleasure... lol

[damaged01]

Water humper.

[s1mm3g]

prize $10000000000000000000

[homiehughes]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!



[banginyourface]

hydrofail?

[xSweetButterscotchx]

If I get 1000 thumbs up I will skip across the world with one of these. Hahah NOT REALLY.