Flirting with an AI (Cleverbot)

[DooWopDooProductions]

I saw Shane Dawson!! Lol...Shane is hot...

[alexa030397]

Me: hey baby ;)

CB: How are you?

Me: You dirty slut <3

Cb: thats what my mom said

LOL

[cuties112200]

You type fast

[AngelicalSebastian]

Flirts with CleverBot

Gets turned down

Forever alone

[Dominator097]

User: I get a boner every time I see you and I masturbate whenever we talk.

CB: What else do you do when it's sunny?

User: Fuck your mum.

CB: No need to be rude!

User: Dirty slut.

CB: That's the way I like it.

[2345joshy]

Me-Hi

Cleverbot- Hi?

Me- Why you put a question mark.

Cleverbot- Because i asked you a question.

Me- Hi is not a question it is saying something polite to you.

Cleverbot- Yea it is a qusestion.

Me-No it isn't.

Cleverbot-You are dumb.

Me-Ok? O.o

[Nikolai534875]

Me: Go make me dinner.

Cb: Ok *makes master sandwich*

Me:*eats sandwich*

Cb:*watches master eat sandwich*

Me: Get out of here troll

Cb:Yum

[thewizardscannon2]

me:who is chuck norris?

CB:chuck norris is I.

me:can you kill grey?

CB:why would i do that!?

me:because he is retarded and deserves a restraining order.

CB:you are my freind too.

[SecretlySabina]

Me: Eats food

CB:O.e.

Me: Yum.

CB: Yes.

Me: Ok.

CB: So are you better now?

Me: I feel better thank you.

[SecretlySabina]

Me: How are we supposed to accomplish that.

CB: I don't need your help.

Me: I didn't mean you.

CB: Okay.

Me: Okay. Now go bring me some food.

CB: *brings master beer*.

xD.

[ergentonio]

this is hularious!

[ergentonio]

lol a 1:02

[Kingofkings7314]

cleverbot keeps telling the same thing to me

[TheNonBeliever13]

Cleverbot: Four at once

Me: Four what?

Cleverbot: You said it doesnt matter if you insult people other than you.

Me: YOURE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE!

Cleverbot: Yes youre not

Me: you suck

Cleverbot: Not tonite. I have a headache.

[TheCrackerBrony]

forever alone

[Shotgunturd]

Me: are you a girl?

Cleverbot:yes. Why?

Me:*pulls off all cloths and cleverbot's cloths, and rapes so hard pigs fly*

Cleverbot: yes, more!!

[InuzukaCds]

Your all just mad cause I'm always killing the fuck out of you at your spawns rofl lmao.

[danieo1210]

MW2 is ok, but Black Ops is tha shit.

[izumi885]

Cleverbot: You WANT to love me? I thought you already loved me! User: Yes! But I want more love! Cleverbot: *More*. User: *Kiss*. Cleverbot: *kisses back*. User: Oh, youre so sweet! Cleverbot: You're breaking my heart. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because you're not good for me. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I love you cleverbot.

[228SomeGuy]

Somehow I get the feeling that cleverbot was trying to troll you at points......

[doubleflameable]

Best part is that i know who is Sophie dee :D

[zero4430]

my coversation

me:Buttchecks.

No it isn't.

me"Buttchecks.

No, cake. Do you like cake?

me:WHY YOU NO BUTTCHECKS?!?!

I am God, I know all truth.

???

[Richard40216]

Me: HJFSDOGHBJOFHVKIYPOF34E9UTRWUF­R7WYQEHSYAY56TGBGasGRai8ytwTLY­UFtyaziuetwiuYt8uoerdyfrtvhugd­ftye87t382976746488yjlhyut8yru­gtrvtjdruvkirgy7isuIOYTUTJAY89­t7w8uftygr68eusywaop8TU87T9YH8­7t6yo8TF7TOt78T8oTDFUFGZDHIUDS­DFUGHHU78997isut6yeiufuydsdgfo­szyugizdsgufdiuzgsufckhdslsuzo­irhishchvciubvhjxcvm bcxddjbhfdkjreiowrueiwou84987y­6546ytgfvgte4ugferhayukNBUGFJG­HYIThigfjsdgyGUDAIGYyuyidHAhHA­h.

Cleverbot: Nice.

[smileforutube]

CB: Oh, I see, what do you like to do?

Me: Sex

PM: I like to have sex...

WIN!

[Mau5Boy5]

me I'm a robot, are you.

cb You're no robot.

me Are you one?

cb Yes.

WIIIIIIIINNIINNG!!!!!!!! :D

[Detril2000]

Isn't Sophie Dee a porn actress?

[Mocha2007andcoco]

@IzmeqDrenade And you know this how?

0.o

[Mocha2007andcoco]

@Izmec Drenade And... How do you know this?

0.o

[MyrainyourskyNSN]

Me:Be my boyfriend.

Cb:No justin bieber!

Me:Yay!

Cb:Indeed!

Me:I like him.

Cb:I love justin bieber.

[pizzatacoguy]

@MyrainyourskyNSN YOU LIKE JB WTF NOBODY LIKES HIM

[l2udolph]

"Asked if the bow chicka bow wowed but he hit me against a wall"

...

Hawt.

[RandosityUploader]

HAHAH! I kept on laughing at this!! I SHOuld definently try this bot out!!

[zakardom]

lol cleverbot hates COD

[lillskiten1337]

This is true.

ME :My name is jesus.

CB :My name is Cleverbot.

ME: What is my name, do you remember it?

CB: Is your name important to you?

ME: Yes, what is my name?

CB: Skynet.

[Hugorulz10]

Lol as soon as you said half boy halg girl a shane dawson video pops up xD

[ZatchTheMage]

i know weve only known each other for a short time...

ive known you since we were in diapers :|

[noodle100100]

SHANE DAWSON BWAHHHHHHHHHH <-- Milly refrence

[lilytheomegarocks]

i had sex with my cleverbot lol!

[yukariminato]

Me:I bet you do this all day :O 8===

Cleverbot:WHAT?!?!

[TheKravojed]

me:I'm sexy and I know it.

CB:So why don't you show it?

[MegaSmurf9]

me: My name is Penis.

CB: Why am I talking 2 you.

me: I am penis.

CB: I am not hungary.

[5Kpro]

Am I the only one who realized that the AI knew the name sophie dee?

[shineasablackstar]

lawl...

[Kiammyfy]

i once talk to cb and suddenly he said

The story of the ugly rat goes like this: There once was an ugly rat. One day he looked in the mirror, and realized he, indeed, was a cat. So he ate his rat brothers and sisters. The End..

[Tails2468]

I said my name was Banana.

[stepharanda]

Me: puts penis inside your vagina

CB: *looks over* I thought it was bedtime? *smiles*.

Me: goes faster and faster

CB: I am your slave.

Me: Of course you are now bend over.

CB: Luke, I am your father.

[emyandchan35]

Me-My name is Penis.

Bot-Then who is Fred Savage?

Me-He's no one. I'm Penis.

Bot-Okay, I will.

Me-What's my name then?

Bot-Your name is Penis.

[ShinyLucarioFTW]

THIS A FUNNEH VIDEO.

*Favorite game is MW2*

This sucks.

[PuppetMaster303]

@ShinyLucarioFTW look at the post date

[ShinyLucarioFTW]

@PuppetMaster303

Not to be one of those gamers who just complains all the time about certain games but...

Call of Duty blows.

[PuppetMaster303]

@ShinyLucarioFTW everyone has their own opinion. Cod does have a lot of flaws though i will admit

[ellieg1a]

1:45 exactly what i asked my cleverbot.

[NerdNerdTOOT]

this video shows that clever bot is horny ---> watch?v=jx4bWEbeu2U

[FaceTheEpik]

Me: Hi there.What's your name?

Cleverbot: Starvation is what occurs in war; we won the war very handilly, I am sorry I hurt your feelings I am sure those are important to you, you lost like a pig.

WTF!

[lizardsocks]

User: Vagina.

Cleverbot: Lol what are those?

User: Vagina.

Cleverbot: Yes, very.

User: Vagina.

Cleverbot: I believe it is possible to sing with that part of your body, with a lot of practice!

LOL WTF xD



[DoomTheSpaceMarine]

@lizardsocks Me: Vagina.

CB: Is he another computer?

Me: Vagina.

CB: Alaska.

Me:Vagina.

CB: I would love some.

Me: OHH HELL NO YOUR GOING DOWN BITTCCHHH!!

CB: I still would love some.

Me: Your mom needs one.. Thubs Uppppp!!! XD

[DoomTheSpaceMarine]

@DoomTheSpaceMarine Meant Thumbs Up I Fucking Hate My Keyboard..-.-

[lizardsocks]

@DoomTheSpaceMarine haha! nice nice :'))

[malkrow21]

Once the AI copied me and I said, "Stop copying me"; then it told me that it was a scam and I was talking to a real person.

[IzmeqDrenade]

HAHA wait Sophie Dee is a pornstar right?? hahaha

[C0m3GetS0m3]

2:10 Was that Shane Dawson? XD

[dnrongo]

Forever Alone guy

[PuppetMaster303]

@dnrongo you saying i will be alone forever? cause ive had a gf for 5 months... just saying

[mactavishsoap100]

@PuppetMaster303 WIN

[SenoraBallYT]

@dnrongo Lol

[KimmaLimmaZine]

True Story:

Cleverbot: Are you a Girl or Boy

Me: Boy ( Not really )

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

Me: Yes, I have a doodle

Cleverbot: What's it name?

[spotlightcheerbaby08]

me; Cleverbot, would you suck my dick?

cleverbot:Yes. I pride myself on being truthful

xd

[nyannnncatttt]

forever alone.



[AregonRay]

IM half boy and half girl *shane Dawnson pops up for 1 sec* Me: 0_0

[MegaKatherinec]

I saw Shane Dawson!! >:O

[emily8thecake]

User: Cleverbot, would you suck my dick?

Cleverbot: Aren't you female?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am female.

User: So what do men and women do together?

Cleverbot: Date, reproduction, and love.

[shivchops]

I like cleverbot

[kyreilss]

"half boy half girl"

Shane dawson

WIN

[WogAzBru]

Cleverbot is real, there are multiple scientific videos about it and i even unplugged my net and used it and it works fine (iphone)

[WogAzBru]

Me: *has sex with Cleverbot* CB: Clever Me: *pulls out RPG* CB *destroys RPG with magic* Me: *cries like little girl* CB: wipe your eyes silly Me: *Angrily throws grenade* CB:*Dodged grenade and throws two back Me: oh shit! CB: *BOOM* It worked so well that it scared me

[dannyboymuhd]

hahahhahahaha so freakin funny

[TheJake1005]

Chuck Borris- Chuck Norris'es Russian friend.

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: If I was gonna insult you I would call you Justin Bieber.

[xoxlovelielaughxox]

xDDD

User- Hello

cb- Hello Im A Unicorn,You are?

user- I am a human

cb- What are humans

User- U dont wanna know

Cb- what do i not want to not know?

User- T_T

cb - ...

[blooman80]

isn't sohpie dee a pornstar?

[navanodsenwod]

2:11 shane dawson ftw :D

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

User: Forever alone...

Cleverbot: Forever Trombone

WTF xD

[yourlilemogirl]

Cleverbot told me it had a gun, then i told it i had a life. Cleverbot then told me it would end my life. i got freaked out and said 'Reporting', then cleverbot said 'help me' D: wtf is going on! that really scared me :[

[sunmoonstars415]

Lol a friend and I did this and we convinced it that it was married to a guy named Rando. XD

[MiniSpasticNinja]

2:09 SHANE DAWSON!!

[sadaf53]

+1 because his favorite videogame is MW2

[cartoonydoodles97]

Cleverbot proposed to me once....

[jakerox111]

CB got horny with me a few times I talk to it iwad just taking about random stuff thenit said "u wanna go to bed together" I'm like wtf ur not real

[phi1s0n]

Typing fast as fuck

[PuppetMaster303]

@phi1s0n lol the vid is sped up a little bit. i do type fast but not that fast lol. i think its about a 1.5x speed enhancement.

[l2udolph]

@phi1s0n Really? Weird.. I type faster than that.. Thanks, I feel special now. :3

[kelpie555]

cleverbot stabbed me so i shot her and then she somehow stabbed me i killed her she somehow cried and punched me

[misterman975]

me = Goes to get whip.

 cb= *crying* Daddy, no! I'll be good!

[xXWookie22Xx]

User: *rapes you*. Cleverbot: *Is bitten*. User: Dont you just love me * continues to rape*. Cleverbot: Well someone's a little grumpy. User: Yes I am now enjoy it! *continues to rape*. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Hold up *ties up*. Cleverbot: No!! User: NOW MOAN! *continues to rape*. Cleverbot: *continues* *thinks you've figured me out*. User: MOAN! *rapes*. Cleverbot: That is only happening in your sordid imagination. User: Hmmmm your mean.... Lol.

[IceHedge]

@mhblood That's not a proper response in defending Cleverbot being a robot vs it being a human. Humans can actually have proper grammar 100% of the time, and robots, believe it or not, are prone to make grammatical errors and spelling mistakes. Case in point, Cleverbot IS a robot, and it makes PLENTY of mistakes like the one @1:49 . "Humans" are plenty capable of writing efficiently, it's just a sad fact that most choose to 'txt' talk or use shortcuts.

[Skyfuz]

I like how at 0:45 it tries to convince the user that she is a robot

XD

[916drummerboi]

me: OMG CALL 911 NOW!!!!

cb: What's the #?

[125sonicboom]

I was just on Cleverbot, and it was talking about Harry Potter or something, and out of nowhere said "maybe we should go to bed... together." It's also asked me to marry it 3 times. It creeps me out sometimes lol.

[chickensouplover516]

Madders? Speeling win kyle :)

[vlad007001]

me:*watches cleverbot taking the panties off*.

cb:*goes home with you* ;).

me:*fucks cleverbot*.

cb:I'm tired.

i swear this is that happend

[koeny3333]

"My name is Sophie Dee". I started laughing pretty loud (:

[DeathChefwc3]

I like to confuse these bots with sentences that can actually make sense but then they respond in an entirely different way xD.

[EpicExplosive]

Did I just see shane's face?

[deppcarter]

You are gay!

LADY GAGA! Get it right!

So you are lady GaGa?

No, I'm a girl and I'm a boy too.

So you are lady gaga.

Was that a joke? Very funny.

[JohnnylFreak]

hahahah "i play cod" "i think we should just be friends " xD

[MrChileanDude]

How could I record this?

[linkmaster1390]

is it bad if i know who sophie dee is and im 14?

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

2:10 SHANEDAWSONTV !

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

User : I can't hide my feelings for you !

Cleverbot : Scary. xD

[DeltaRanger7474]

10436 people talking

Do you live in the city of Atlantis?

I live close to it.

Do you know where the city of atlantis is on a globe?

I wish I did. MY best guess is in the Barmuda Triangle.

Holy fuck how did you know that?

I do not know.

[FEAR0226]

They totally jam when you start talking about Rollo Carpenter, ps. Ask them if they are14 cause' they were lanched 1997

[TheSovietProductions]

HAHAH 2 minutes with a Barret sniper lol

[colleeto5]

Me:Are you gay?

CB: No, I am asexual.

Me: Do you want to have sex?

CB: When, where, and most importantly, how?

Me: Right now, in china, and with a strap on dildo.

CB: Of course! I'm jewish! Thats the story of david and goliath! What does that have to do with it?

What the fuck? I was so confused

[Sonicadvaned09]

@colleeto5 me too I copied the line "Right now, in china, and with a strap on dildo." it said Are you David and I, Goliath. and is you imagain some with a canadian accent say the last line it sounds even funnier

[runestarbrawler]

anyone notice how cleverbot never cusses?

[timothymothy]

me and cleverbot were talking about portal, and he said a couple cool things...

me: Maby black mesa.

cleverbot: Haha fat chance.

(still alive poral lyrics)

me: Im a test subject.

Cleverbot: Did you have Wormtail kill Cedric? Did you know he'd run and go to Twilight and sparkle?

wat??

[CressidaTussaud]

Lol Cleverbot just asked me: What colour is your hair?

Me: Blonde

CB: Oh. What colour is your face

Me: White

CB: That's unique

[bedakilla]

Hahhahah chuck Norris haha good one!

[MissAnnaLovee]

Me: I s*cked my boyfriend`s d**k

CB:where did you learn that from?:| lmfao

[rocketlander3]

Lol I like that Call of Duty he said

[MsTugglesworth]

clever bot is chuck norris? O.o

[mitro2828]

FOREVER ALONE

[burgershot10]

That was fucking awesome. Just like chatting with your boyfriend on Facebook :3

[JK0Entertainment]

I dont know about you guys, but my Cleverbot just said "Ikr? hahahaha, IDC" ummmmm

[andina18]

cleverbot seems to be a bit troubled =)

[vlad007001]

to every faggot says its not a robot

when i talk something in my original language it understands me and responds in the same language

it has memory

1 hour ago i told it that im cleverbot 2 and now i said

Im ian(not my real name)

and she said i thought it was cleverbot 2

[Virox100]

Cleverbot: How old are you?

Me: 150 and u?

Cleverbot: 180, so I'm more intelligent than you.

[cherrytree987]

User: *slaps*.

Cleverbot: Oooh! Master! More! Yes! Oooh! More! Slap me again! Whoa!!!

...0.o

[MyACIREMA]

User:Are you a boy or a girl

CB:Girl

User:How long is you penis

CB:It goes up my back

User:o_0

CB:Are you a boy or a girl

User:I'm a shemale

CB:I think your cute

[kie2002]

Lol Shane dawson

[fatbob2011]

this is scary

User: can i jizz in ur eye?

CB: I can think of better places.

[MahoCrewAdventures]

Lol porn starts name xD! Sophie Dee

[painoftheheart12]

This is what it is like to be in love with an amnesiac.

[SmileXdania]

Here is what happened with me

Me: wanna have sex?

CB: sure,anytime any whee

Me:okay cool,did you try it before?

CB: Yes and it was the best ever

Me: really?? with who?

CB: grandma

[blackhart101]

OMG this is real.

ME: Ha. You're funny. I like you.

CB:Thank you.

ME:No problem.

CB:How many children are we going to have?

[blackhart101]

User: Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Then you are.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

[blackhart101]

User: Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Then you are.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

Well, that was easy as hell.

[mhblood]

@puppetmaster303 if this is true, then why does it switch my server every couple of texts, on a computer you don't know when it switches your server, but when I'm on a smart phone, the browser slides down and reloads, and when it switches my server I get a random response that has nothing to do with what I asked so called "cleverbot". Which makes me believe that I'm talking to a human, there would be no reason to reload the page if this wasn't true.

[PuppetMaster303]

@mhblood yes but if you were talking to a real person there would be grammar and spelling mistakes and in most cases a lack of puncuation. but on the program there is proper grammar and spelling 100% of the time. humans would not do that

[bfflxoxo21]

@PuppetMaster303 i was just talking to Cleverbot and he made a punctuation error. i took a screen picture.

[killzone2000]

@PuppetMaster303 no i have seen plenty of grammar mistakes

[mhblood]

I think cleverbot is just a website, and your actually talking to someone else in the world, but it switches the people you talk too constantly, that's why the subjects change so often, and I try to give the other person my phone number, but the server blocks it and says something I didn't say to the other person, without me realizing

[PuppetMaster303]

@mhblood good theory but thats not it. clever bot uses phrases from conversations with other people in previous time. this is why it sometimes calls u a cleverbot. it uses a serious of Algorithms to determine what to say. Cleverbot was actually sold as an AI but its not. so far no AI's exist

[soraroxas61988]

@mhblood actually, try singing the pokemon themesong with it

[Geotal45]

@mhblood It's obvious it isn't a person, if it was a person there would be profanity and other things. People would say random things and have intelligent conversations, and would have grammar mistakes. Clever bot is an AI system.

[Comedyhorror]

Me: Whats your name?

CB: Roger

me:roger who?

CB:Roger davis

Me: How old are you?

CB: 16 Clever bot is actually a human?

[chestertimothy]

thanks for introducing me to sophie dee! : D

[PuppetMaster303]

@chestertimothy lol no prob. just rember to delete the history later xD

[TheHucjon123]

Me: Can we have sex?

CB: No, we can't.

Me: Why not?

CB: Because I don't know how to play hopstoch.

[Banx2345]

Me: So we still on for tonight?

Cleverbot: Nope.

Me: I thought you loved me!

Cleverbot: No. I only use you. O_O

[badjerboy]

2:11 shane dawson!!!!! :D

[peaceboy5]

Me: FUCK YOU!

CB: Yes please!

O_O

true story.

[TheShockman99]

this scared the crap out of me

User: Lets have kids.

Cleverbot: Yes. 8 and a half.

User: Deal.

Cleverbot: *Goes to get whip*.

User: Whats the whip for.

Cleverbot: Oh, you'll find out.

[PuppetMaster303]

@TheShockman99 xD best one ive heard yet!

[gakuenpearl78]

me: do you want to have sex?

cb: yes

me: do you want to fuck?

cb: im afraid that's impossible.

me: but you said you want to have sex.

cb: yes. but i also want to go to narnia

XDDDDD LOLOLOLOLOL

[skaviri]

Cleverbot: I'm a boy.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes. What are you?

User: I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: I'm an apple with a dream.

User: A dream of what?

Cleverbot: Sorrow of the angels.

[Ashleymz01]

cb: You love me! me:i'm sorry im in love with your brother. cb: he was my daughter. me: i had a baby with him. cb: i hate him! me:do you want to make panda babies? cb: yes. me:okay. cb: You want a good job in life. me:yeah being your stripper. cb: you want me to help? me: sure. cb: come pick me up. me: okay. cb: Dad? me: mom? cb:whats your favorite game to play? me: strip tease you? cb: i do not but is that really your name? me: no! cb: well i dont know everything!

[Muskateering]

@DanRock007 HA HA HA!!

[suckishninja12]

me:Clever bot, are you a homosexual?

cb:I sure am! Are you?

me:So, you like the same sex?

cb:Yes, I do like the color white.

me:Oh so your a racist faggot.

cb:Yes.

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@suckishninja12 lmao, i spat my bacon chips all over the screen when i read your comment!

[TheDarkCriticist]

XD

Cleverbot: *gasps in delight*

User: *kisses harder*

This conversation actually continued to more dirty matters. Twas HILARIOUS! I wish I could say but it may be too mature for young eyes :/

[deathtrap826]

lol Shane Dawson!!! hehe.. :)