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  • jess was so sexy 5 years ago

  • GOD, this monster (almost) makes me ashamed to be German.

    Fuck him.

    And where the hell did he find what appears to be fans?

    Although I have to admit, his movies ARE pretty funny. Which, considering they are mostly horror movies, is probably a bad thing.

  • I'll admit that I've never sat through one of his movies in their entirety (mainly because I like keeping my brain cells) but I don't get the hate for him. Let him make money however he wants, I'm not signing any petition to stop him doing what he wants to do, it's not hurting me.

  • He sounds like Brüno :D

  • @nothingness36 uwe boll, the patron saint of movie trolling

  • what the fuck is he talking about?

  • HERE IS THE PETITION TO STOP BOLL

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    ww w petitiononline com (slsh) RRH53888 (slsh) petition html

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    SIGN IT, MULTIPLE TIMES

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    Thumbs this up so everyone can see it WE NEED TO STOP BOLL from making anymore shitty films

  • @PromotingRape

    Nice and fitting nick.

    The world of cinema needs a bottom. Keep him there.

  • Ze food was pretty good.

  • I just saw his new film Rampage, and being one of his few original films, it was really good. It has an original and interesting plot, it's fun to watch, exciting, and it has an ending nobody will expect.

  • @TheCarlsonsRaiders Seed was good altough the intro is not needed

  • If i were ign, i would had poison his food so we could all watch him slowly dying on the floor!

    Nah, just kidding, if uwe boll want to make money by this strange method, i say let him. the games he based his movies on does not get worse by him making a movie about it.

  • Uwe boll is a director with no original vision at all. His movies, even his video-game movies, are lame cash-ins for more superior films.

  • I think Uwe Boll should start making video games, that shit would be epic! I mean his last film Rampage is about a guy in body armor mowing down everyone with machine pistols, so why not turn that into an epic video game?

  • @TheCarlsonsRaiders

    Hes made one called tunnel rats :P

  • Dear god this HAD to be an awkward atmosphere for those two......I mean Jessica looks REALLY stiff during this thing and doesn't really say anything. I actually pitied those two for having dinner with that guy.

  • Uwe Boll kicks ass. His movies may be shit, but the dude is an epic guy! He challenges and punches out critics in the ring, doesn't care about anyone's opinion, and just does what he loves, making movies! Also, looking forward to seeing Rampage.

  • @TheCarlsonsRaiders That doesn't make him "epic" that makes him a douche. And he obviously cares about people's opinion otherwise he wouldn't challenge them to boxing matches or get so offended when they Criticize his shitty ass movies.

  • let uwe eat

  • wine and thai food what the fuck is ign stupid as hell or what.

  • why why does this man get to make these terrible films WHY!!!

    he is probly the worst director out there

  • @gregapugh124 Your forgetting Roland Emmerich.

  • @TheCarlsonsRaiders true but even he is not as bad as boll I cant belive I just wrote that....

  • Uve Boll makes me wantt to nuke Germany his movies suck so fucking bad.

  • @ValkiryeMax Don't nuke Germany, we'd lose Werner Herzog.

  • uwe boll is the definition of face palm

  • Why does he always wear that same sportsjacket all the time?

  • OMG!!

    You invited Uwe Boll over for dinner!?

    That's like Mario inviting Bowser over for dinner.

    You should re-upload this video with

    Bowser's theme in the background (from SMB 1 for nes) ♪♫

  • Why waste good food? : /

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  • he should win the academy award for worst director ever.

  • I like his movies and I like him. He's a great guy.

    Haters can go cry while bleeding in a bathtub kkthx.

    Thumb down away =)

  • I don't think his movies are any worse than Michael Bay films or for that matter McG films. They deserve just as much hate as Boll.

  • The slight difference between these two is that Mr. America has some slight bit of a profession. I mean- just mechanically- his films are ok, common Hollywood-Action-standard.

    Boll instead isnt even able to do a single cut without giving the doomed soul that somehow decided to watch a movie of his the feeling of being seriously twitted in a horrible way!

  • @imeldaDuke

    I'm sorry but I have to disagree. Transformers 2 and Terminator Salvation were garbage. Having USD 200 million to splash on making a shit movie doesn't make it any less lousy.

  • Hm,I didnt watch these, I did Transformers 1. This would fit into my suggestions..apparently! ;-)

    By the way: I am German and I BEG YOU PLEASE DONT BELIEVE ANYTHING THIS CREEP TELLS ABOUT GERMAN FILMING! T_T

    I dont understand this. Why is this guy still making movies? Who gives him the money? Thats highly unfair to all the talents that dont get a chance like his.

  • @imeldaDuke I agree that Uwe Boll is a hack. I was just pointing out that there are other directors who are just as talentless who don't receive as much flack as he does.

    And don't worry; I've seen several great German flicks (not just Run Lola Run) and none of them have been by Dr. Boll : P. I guess lousy directors can be found everywhere.

  • @frazzl Hang on. Just as talentless? I can only assume you're talking about Ed Wood. Like I'm not the biggest Michael Bay fan but there's a huge difference between not enjoying a film and feeling that you were robbed of the time spent watching the film.

    Incidentally, the two American interviewers seem to have no idea about the world film industry

  • You don't have to go as far back as Ed Wood to find directors just as incapable as Uwe Boll. As I said earlier I reckon that both Michael Bay and McG are just as incompetent. Their product may be a bit more polished given the huge budgets they have to work with, but a polished turd is still a turd. This is my opinion. If you like Michael Bay then good for you. It's your prerogative to like bad movies ; ).

  • are you kidding me! Michael Bay has made some awesome films! Bad Boys 1 and 2 are two of my favourite films and the transformers series has turned out pretty good aswell.

  • @Deadcell205 If Bad Boys 1 and 2 are two of your favourite films, you either have exceedingly bad taste, or haven't watched too many movies. The first Transformers movie was ok. The second one on the other hand is absolute garbage.

  • The Bad Boys films are sick and yeah thinking about it transformers 2 was pretty shit. You seen shuan of the dead? if you don't like that film then your the one with the problem not me :)

  • @Deadcell205 "Shaun of the Dead" was decent. I prefer Edgar Wright's next movie "Hot Fuzz". Anyway if you enjoyed "Shaun of the Dead" check out "Zombieland". It's great :).

  • Nah Hot Fuzz wasn't as good as shuan of the dead but Zombieland was fucking beast, deff getting it on DVD

  • he seems like a nice guy (Sometime) but his movies suck and he is quite a dick often

  • boll is flipping off camera at begining

  • This is such a perfect example for the different eating manners in germany and the USA. Watch, Uwe Boll always has both above the table and uses his knife to cut the food, while the americans only have one hand on the table and only use their forks.... perfect!

  • It is because he is a guest. I'm sure if either two americans were a guest on a german show then they would be more polite.

  • Poison the vine you stupid fuck

  • He is so lucky people with taste weren't there to interview him. I (and I'm sure I'm not alone here) would've made the entire interview consist of me beating him with a chair. Maybe the table, if I had help. A 10-minute recording of his ass gettin' whooped.

    Now THAT'S satisfying entertainment.

  • Why are they eating Chinese food with him and kissing his ass? All time low for IGN.

  • Lower than the time they gave God Hand a 3.0?

    Well yeah, but it's a close one.

  • 5 stars for Jessica!

  • fuck boll. fuck him right in the ear

  • Ya know what would've made this great? If Uwe got drunk off the wine and gave the interview in a drunken rage. That would be the BEST interview of ALL TIME!!! Hell, it might even make up for all the crappy movies he's made!!!

  • lol, id watch that

  • what an asshole, he thinks that noone wants to watch french movies?

    Ever watched High Tension? Awesome horror movie, French movie. Cock bag.

  • Ha ha, he said he went to gym instead of school. No wonder, just look at his clothing, it seems like he just got from there.

  • lol

  • Uwe Boll, YOU SUCK!!!!!!!

  • He's doing Ninja gaiden now:(

  • nooooo!! god no please tell me this is a joke

  • He also said he wanted to do Metal Gear Solid; Hideo Kojima's on record saying that Uwe will NEVER direct a Metal Gear Movie. In fact, I THINK (but not positive, so don't quote me) he basically said, "over my dead body."

  • mine too, me, kojima and probably all the mgs fans in the world

  • Least he's not doing Zelda. Or a sequel to Super Mario Bros.

  • god forbid he does.

    if he does zelda, or metroid, or any other good game series out there, i will personally go over to germany and shove seventeen c4 charges down his hot air spewing lungs.

  • Don't worry about him doing a Zelda or Metroid game. I think Nintendo learned their lesson from the Super Mario movie.

  • i would hope so!

  • I'm afraid he'll survive that. I mean, he somehow survives furious criticism and hatred of those whose hearts he means to conquer. He is a walking nightmare, I believe the only good horror movie he will ever make will he autobiographic, with him telling us how he went to GYM and will box to death all his critics.

  • Uwe Boll deserves to die. DIE DIE DIE DIE.

    ughhh...

  • You had dinner with Uwe Boll and you resisted the temptation to poison him?

  • I don't care if he is a boxer or whatever, I'd still try to STRANGLE him. Go for the throat, go for the throat!!

  • Lol, ok the guy sucks at making movies, but at least he has made something of himself

  • yeah, but for some strange reason producers keep shelling him money and we keep seeing his shitty movies. The fact is the average jackass consumer is to blame for watching a video game based movie KNOWING it is going to place a new standard of suck.

  • So. I'm pretty sure none of his movies, but at LEAST HALF of them haven't made 50% of their budget. He uses a German tax loophole to finance all his movies and so he can basically make whatever movie he wants with no fear of consequences.

  • AIDS-infested homeless person, Fingered to death, irradiated, Tarred & feathered, kicked in the nuts, Given syphilis, feel the joy of having his own child for a week, then having the child EXPLODE, tied to an anchor, then thrown overboard, forced to play FF8, forced to watch ANY OF HIS MOVIES, get into a car accident, a plane crash and a SAILING MISHAP, all while being the subject of hate, criticism and ridicule for the rest of his disgusting ugly smug little life

  • hey whats so bad about FF8?

  • the draw gameplay element that takes three years to do.

    and triple triad.

  • FFVIII > FFVII IMHO :D

  • im not going to rag on you for your opinions, FFVIII is pretty controversial in terms of fandom, but come on, it's at least AS good as FFVII

  • and pitied by Mr. T

    or punched by him whichever you like

  • RAPED BY JOHN GOODMAN, made fun of on south park, frozen/shattered, buzzsawed in half, Zombified, maimed, RAPED BY CHARLIE SHEEN, kicked by chuck norris, Impaled, decapitated, eviscerated, lacerated, nuked, stabbed, dropped from a very tall building, mauled by a bear, pissed on by a drug-addled

  • Yea... seriously, FUCK this stupid ridiculous excuse for a schnitzel sucking piece of shit. This dude epitomizes the descent of the movie industry. HE HAS NEVER, NOR IS HE EXPECTED TO EVER MAKE A GOOD MOVIE. He should be electrocuted, burnt, shot, hung, drowned, smothered, pummeled, grenaded,

  • Uwe is great, hes talking a lot of sence especially in the last few minutes of this video.

    Hollywood is a disgusting propoganda tool used to shape political ideas and structure current events to be politicaly correct to the US way of thinking. If Mr Bowe has to make his way in the video game genre to get European artistic video appreciated that is what it will take. I hope he opens up a studio in Cologne and students get the oppertunity to produce some fantastic videos in the future.

  • HIPPIE!!!

  • LEAVE! UWE! ALONE!!! Leave him ALONE!! He just wants to make us happy! He just wants to bring our favorite video games to life with his creative genius! (And Kristanna Lokens titties)

  • Leave alone in the dark ^^

  • creative geniuous?

    ARE U HIGH

    ARE U RETARDED

    DO U SNIFF PAINT

    DID UR MUTHER DRINK ALOT?

    STOP BEING A DUMBASS!!!!UWE BOLL IS AN IDIOT!!!

  • hes just missunderstood. hes just trying to make movies.

  • i love the comments for this video

  • Everytime I get an email about new comments I get a little excited.

  • Dinner gets cold ...

  • It's not like the games he bases his shitty movies on are good to begin with you morons.

    Uwe Boll is great.

  • Tonight we DINE IN HELL!!!!!

  • classic

  • pity they didn't stick rat poison in his f'n wine.

  • Not just Americans either. Anyone who is sane will never understand his convoluted and strange adaptations of video games, or his all round insanity.

  • Im English. Uwe Boll is the absolute worst director in the modern era.

    Kiss it Olaf ;-)

  • LMAO @ IGN! seriously. Dinner.. with.. Uwe Boll LOL!? It's quiet possibly the only way they could stand listening to him is to have food shoved in their mouths.

  • Is he drinking red wine AND DIET Mt. Dew!?

  • You know whats great about this. Move the movie slider back and forth and watch the food disappear off their plates...WELL I THINK IT'S ENTERTAINING.

  • hahaha yum yum

  • amazing!

  • Hey, atleast Bloodrayne had boobhes

    and House of the Dead was hilarious,

    (not in the good way) but yeah...Alone in The Dark & Seed and Postal sucked ass. (imo)

  • This interview is more entertaining than any of Boll's movies.

  • AMEN!!

  • Amen, bredda.

  • Shoudlent we hate the people that allow him to make the movies?

  • eat your fucking food boll

  • its maybe poisoned ...

  • i hate this guy please tell me he isnt direcrting the new zelda movie

  • The trailer to the Legend of Zelda movie was an April Fools Joke. There is no Zelda movie in development.

  • Someone needs to handle this fuck up.

  • Who is the hot girl?!

  • Grow up!

  • I know you like men, but you don't have to get mad because I like girls!

  • why have dinner during interview stupid!!!!!

  • Uwe Boll rules!

  • What I find funny is a bunch of little kids on youtube think they are so tough that they can say stuff like "suck my balls Uwe Boll" and "Uwe Boll is a pussy" and "Uwe Boll is a fucking idiot" and all this wonderful stuff, yet they probably don't have the guts to say it to his face. It just shows how immature you really are. And personally, If you don't like Uwe boll, why watch his movie anyway? Did you think they could be good?

  • yeah but like anything, you need evidence for your judgement/opinion, hence how can we deduce that we hate uwe boll if we never seen his movies.

    you always need proof in order to obtain facts. So hence your argument is irrelevant and invalid.

  • are you the captain of the football team? uwe boll is a fucking self-congratulating moron. hes RUINING the movie industry. i understand that assholes like you and uwe prove themselves right with fist but thats not how an argument withs WORDS is solved uwe.

  • Well, personally, I very much don't support Uwe, thank you very much. He acts like a child and cusses and wants to fight everyone if something doesn't go his way. However, I decided that I will watch no more films from him, and I allowed him to be history in my mind. But to answer your first question, yes I am the captain of our varsity football team :)

  • Yeah, but regardless.

    Ineptitude is ineptitude.

    Uwe Boll could be the chillest, most awesome guy on earth.

    That doesn't change the fact that his movies do blow hard cock.

    Besides, his movies are fun to watch as slam sessions every once in a while, but overdosing is fatal.

  • you are fucking god in morals and im not being sarcastic.

    Fucking awesome.

  • In all honesty, yes, I would say it to him. Right to his face. And then I'd spit in his face. I don't care if he kicks my ass. I said what I needed to, and he acted like a violent idiot in response.

  • Wow. Uwe Boll actually believes every word that comes out of his mouth. You think he would of realised that no-one likes his movies by now.

  • "TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!"

    Or in this case, with Uwe Boll.

    Suck my balls Uwe you faggot.

  • When I saw Bloodrayne.. I was sooooooooooo disappointed. I was hoping for something similar to the video game. What did we get..? Uwe Boll! ..And a shit film! OK! Kristiana Loken may've been a good choice to play the lead, but the setting of the film was so crap!

    Anyway, a friend saw BloodRayne 2! Don't bother see that movie! It was shit! lol

  • I would've spat my drink out of my mouth, laughing at the bull shit he said

  • It's so true. Hollywood tries to keep everything nice and clean, and denies everything that isn't. And it's this mentality that's killing the movie world. Now this mentality is making it's way to video games. And video games are great because of their unconventional approach to telling stories, which is now getting destroyed all because of peoples bigatry and shallowness.

  • boll's movies have two things, jack and shit. and jack didn't show up on the set

  • did this dude at ign lose a bet or what

  • Boll's next project?

    Daikatana: The Movie

  • wow now you people discuss about the pronouncing??

    what the f** ?

    iam german and man it´s already good (i think) that nearly all of us learn english in school...but the pronouncing of the TH is quite hard for us. so pleeeze , do not make it worse 4 anyone trying to speak your language like me.

    i like uwe boll , even if his movies are not my thing. but he will be cult cause you don´t stop talking about him , think about it!

  • omg Uwe Boll is only a 2 rated director.. who the fuck wants to eat dinner with that homo.. he doesnt know how to direct his own movie..hes a true fucking copy... i heard Uwe Boll was mouthing off about Michael Bay or something... and i can tell him something he actually made a cartoon adaptation into a movie which was a success.. not many video games or cartoon adaptation will ever be successful but Michael bay did it.. if anyone can make video games or cartoon adaptations its Michael bay

  • looks like some good food.

  • Uwe Boll is a fukin' joke...don't even worth any kind of attention.

  • Cool ambience and office chairs LMAO!

  • What in the world? A dinner interview?

    And besides, it's Thai food (you can even see the styrofoam box it came in), and WINE?

  • "greatest director ever" haha yea right

  • Whats interesting about Uwe is that he is smart enough to be succsessfull in other areas than making movies but he countinues to make movies because thats what he wants to do and you got to respect that.

  • Theirs no way Uwe likes making movies. I think he makes movie just to mock people. He knows his a terrible director, so why would we respect him? hes obviously making movies just to mock people and give them something to talk about. So no until Uwe makes at least a decent movie then i will give him respect.

  • youre intelligent; i like that

  • only Boll would drink Mountin Dew and Wine at the same time

  • Watch out! he might eat your face!

  • I love this man's work. Whenever I'm in a bad mood, I always watch clips of HotD, and AinD. They make great comedies you know.

  • DAMNIT BOLL learn to pronounce english right. im gonna fuckin kill you imbecile.

  • Spencer if you are referring to his "ze", "mozer", "somezing" and things like that: I would love to hear you pronounce "ch"....

    ...hint: It doesn´t sound like "k".

    How damn poor to criticize someones accent in such a way!

  • well i can pronounce ch since i am german mein freund. i also can pronounce the english language right. that is what seperates the men from the bolls.

    und tut mir leid für dich wenn du genauso "gut" englisch kannst wie boll.

  • -you sure it doesn't look cheap?

    -not with this amazing candlestick!

  • IGN ! Dont fuck around and make videogame reviews! IGN ftw!

  • Poor, poor Jessica Chobot, made to sit there with Uwe freakin' Boll.

    She's better than that, she needs her break.

  • *Mouth full* "AWeeuussoommeeuh I luuuvphe Thahht Mooooveeeeee" 

    *Gags*

  • I'd collaborate with this guy. As long as it wasn't a video game movie. He seems like he knows his way around film, but video game movies should be high concept, big budget, Jerry Bruckheimer-esque.

  • Uwe you go to hell! You go to hell and you die!!

  • wait... do you die in hell?

  • I was quoting mr. Garrison.

  • Ah, of course. I'm sorry, i should have known, my South Park knowledge isn't what it use to be

  • how insightful of you... <<

  • Jesus! Old boy isn't even taking a breath. I havn't seen someone eat Thai food that fast ever. Anyway, I think Uwe seems nice enough a guy. I can't say anything for his movies as I have never seen one. I do need to take the time to watch them so I can see what the fuss is about.

  • guess wut boll, you still are the worst director.

  • he's a intelligent and well versed guy, too bad he's not a better director.

  • Why didn't you poison his food? WHY?

  • I hope you people aren't serious...

  • DEAD serious

  • You hope we aren't serious? His films are atrocities to humanity, mate! If the human race were to disapear today, and all that was left of existence was a gigantic stockpile of his movies, I would be embarased knowing that that is all that remains of our existence for future species to look at and wonder what the fuck we were thinking.

  • he's pretty intelligent actually

  • shame he cant apply that intelligence to filmmaking

  • If there was ever a proof that Jessica Chobot is useless, it's that video. She sits there for the entire interview without saying anything.

  • maybe she was afraid she'd say something by accident like "your fucking movies are horrible and I poisoned your food you Nazi!"

  • he last name is choBOT for a reason;

    shes an automaton built to lick PSP's and act like she knows about games while mentioning ROM's and eating with Uwe Boll...... all pre-programmed obviously...

  • what a classy dinner, take out chinese food, red wine, and diet mountain dew.

  • Lol Uwe makes me laugh.