Total Recall-Get your ass to Mars

[RickLowerboy84]

Giant red glowing booger.

[dreemaze]

oh 240p, I guess it was meant to be.

[Germania9]

The THERE THERE THERE dude looks like Adam Sessler's dad...

[gmcclelland1992]

does anyone elses nose hurt right now?

[joepolaro]

Was that a Mars candy bar he was eating?

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

I got sent here by Joystiq's Continuum Shift Extend news

[vigo894]

@4illegalalien= So, hauser and Cohagen were lovers?

[celt29]

Get your ass to Motherwell.

[dcfog81]

Stupid Netflix's damaged Blu-ray f'd up this scene. Thanks for filling in the gap.

[largesatsuma]

Technology good enough to get people's asses to Mars, but that bug in his head is the size of a freaking golf ball!

[paulman34340]

I wonder how Colin's version of the scene will be like when the Total Recall remake comes out.

[km9OOO]

Now heuh comes da hawd paht. (points to head)

[blakereed92]

Ow...

[Amar7605]

Poor little mouse :-(

[Josh360]

@Amar7605

they're rats...

[georgespurs123]

Just pull it out, be careful, it's my head to

[rtti88]

'when you hear the cruch your dare'

[Kstall1181]

Get your ass to MAWS.

[vigo894]

What kind of a name is Cohagen anyway. Sounds like the town peter Griffin lives in.

[Ragitsu]

NASA, you need to get your ass to Mars.

[silentsurvivor2011]

21 people didn't get their asses to Mars

[tehkao]

Isn't it kind of unrealistic that bug was not covered with blood and buggers when it came out?

[tehkao]

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

[Scorpian16]

Get your ass to mars.

[MaverickNJ]

Looks like you have to watch in the lowest setting 240p

[SUBWAYFLASHER]

How about you get your ass to a VIDEO EDITOR.

[moh1612]

Why the fuck is the video & audio out of sync? How about you get your ass to Mars

[DylanPenev]

@moh1612

because there are fucking idiots like MaverickNJ who have no fucking idea how to export a normal video.

This video runs in SUPER SLOW-MOTION. Audio is normal the rest is shit!

[moh1612]

Just retarded if you ask me. See you at the party Richterrrrrrrrrrr 

[Keith459001]

flag for sucking balls

[wjfox2006]

This is the most out-of-synch video I've ever seen.

[Donmre88]

sounds like i should get my ass to mars

[HuasoPodrido]

I want see how they put that thing in

[joshAKAtheman]

the audio is like 2 minutes off man

[Veit81]

shit clip, do better next time

[delta0one]

go do de hilton and flash de brubakeridatdedesk

[Amar7605]

Poor mouse :-(

[daneoman1000]

dont ever become an editor, try and sync video and audio together yeah, fuck sake

[Urmean15]

Get your aston maws.

[sleepless4201]

Flash the Brubaker ID at the door

[finalcut75]

Go to th philton and flash blyblager idea on the desg

[hhmoklvx]

Play the video at 240p if you have a desync problem

[AidanMclaren]

@hhmoklvx

Thank you.

[Lufttygger306]

8 people didn't get their asses to mars

[boschrzr]

My ass is on Mars now.

[Tacom4ster]

This is one of all time fav movies

[HuasoPodrido]

was the audio setup by a chinese movie producer?

[j187killa]

I cant explain how much these movies remind of childhood

[j187killa]

get ya ass 2 MARS

[uspc40]

1:49

[cjrdf]

muy buena!!!

[TheCottonTop]

wow this is shit.

[DJAlfonsoSorryanew]

@TheCottonTop

FUCK

YOU

ASSHOLE!

[JohnCaledonia]

Taking that thing out of his nose is painful! But not nearly as painful as what Rachel Ticotin does to Sharon Stone later in the movie! Rachel gets into a catfight with Sharon! She spins around 360 degrees and kicks her square in the gut!

[BlueBlack125]

Just watched this again. Forgot how damn good it was, so many memorable scenes and great storyline. I think Arnie's best movies have to be True Lies, Total Recall, and Predator. Junior is hilarious too, the Arnie baby scene is kind of frightening. Just saw Red Heat for the first time with him and Jim Belushi, which is a pretty cool movie considering it was the first American film shot in Russia's Red Square. Us Arnie fans must stick together and swap Arnie trivia and movie tips. =P

[ImpalerXll]

He said "he was playing for the wrong team" lol....and that he did "Cohagens Dirty work". very suggestive , arnold.

[Keith459001]

fuck cohagen good lol wow

[autobot54241]

Hauser....that guy's a FUCKING asshole...

[pearldrumsarecool]

Eh ah aaah eeeeeeeh ahaahaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh made my day lmao

[eDrifter1]

git tew  thea choppaaaaa !

*plays really fast riff*

[youmjx42]

ads and audio out of sync. Well done. Next you can go find a sky hook.

[delta0one]

Ah this brings back memories right Lewis?! haha! they dont make shit like this anymore! this was like my stable diet as a kid.. i was brought up by Arnie!!!

[J3yeJ3ye]

goh do de hilton and flash debrubakideadedesk

[delta0one]

quality mate! haha!

[looker999997]

get your tuma to the choppa

[OmegamattShadowstar]

Am I the only one seeing a huuuuuuge desync between audio and video?

[scorchx3000]

@OmegamattShadowstar

Nope. I see (or hear) it also.

[gibsonsg91921]

@OmegamattShadowstar it isnt there on 240p

[Metalsonic2008]

@OmegamattShadowstar No you are not.

[odenskrigare]

@OmegamattShadowstar

There's a fix for this issue. Everyone pay attention: set the video resolution to 240p in the lower right-hand corner of the video.

[fancysnake1]

@odenskrigare lol it works

[ZakkRAGE]

@odenskrigare DO IT! SET THE VIDEO TO 240 RESOLUTION!!!! DO IT NNOOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[farplenorp]

Get yer azz to Mahz

[xrockthe40ozx]

You son of a bitch.

[finalcut75]

If Arnie tells you to put something in your nose... you do it ! But be careful because it's Arnies head too

[Warmonger0077]

porta le chiappe su Marte.

[797904]

THERE! THERE! THERE! THERE!

[AidanMclaren]

1:28 he seems a little TOO happy there.

[OverKillEngineer]

0:07: om nom nom nom



[ZDLR221]

twwwwwooooo weeeeekss

[Brady2k10]

i think this, terminator 2, predator and commando are his best movies

[Isaacbean]

...poor mousies.

[Isaacbean]

...poor mousies.

[gazmetal]

Get your penis to venus! Get your anus to Uranus!

[kaisergrendel]

@gazmetal Bahah nice one

[illuminatioracle]

get your anus to saturn

[ivehearditallbefore]

the future sucks

[javalily]

I always wondered,why is the GPS device bloody, if it was inside that plastic ball? Details people,DETAILS!!

[Brady2k10]

@javalily maybe the plastic thing wasnt protecting the bug fully, maybe there was a hole somewhere GET TO THA CHOPPA GET TO MARS NOW RUNNNN!!!!

[SuaveGemini]

That's an awful lot of blood for one rat.

[XenomorphLV426]

California's economy needs to get its ass to mars, right Arnold?

[fleamarket3000]

cars of the future sure are crappy

[anthony12338]

Don't worry its self guiding

[JarrardC]

THERE

[tstochuj]

why did that fucking jew kill the rat

[Kingofeurope]

At 1:24, I can't help but laugh at the face he's making xD

[TheScienceFoundation]

NOW WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS, get ready for a big surprise.

[billyhigdon]

SEE YOU AT THE PARTY VIKTOR!!!

[ares12790]

its RICHTER NOT VIKTOR

[billyhigdon]

damn, that's a badass name

[ares12790]

i know, michael ironside plays a badass character in this movie

[elektronikpuppy]

True Classic!!!

[alon1993]

OMG!! i just noticed that due to Arnold's accents it sounds like "get a ass to mouth"

[kingrollo123]

@alon1993  how exactly?

[alon1993]

@kingrollo123 listen carefuly when he says

ASS TO MARS, he cant say MARS so good

and it sounds like he's trying to say mouth

[kingrollo123]

@kingrollo123 are you deaf? he clearly pronounces the 's' at the end.

[xxashyy]

Micheal Ironside is one of the greatest villains in Hollywood.

[billyhigdon]

he also has one of the greatest names in the world

[kuraimauri]

in the future we will have those bugs inside our heads with the big brother google's latitude software broadcasting our position

[kjb86]

get ya ass teh Maws

get ya ass teh Maws

get ya ass teh Maws

get ya ass teh Maws

get ya ass teh Maws

get ya ass teh Maws

get ya ass teh Maws

get ya ass teh Maws

That's gonna be my new ringtone

[coolguy1843]

@kjb86 mines some place waaam some place waam

[kylratix]

this clip has a serious lacking of three-titted martian whores.

[klined]

@kylratix

FUCK YOU AND YOUR CRIPPLED BITCH

[kylratix]

is it immoral to decide that: if i couldn't have the three-titted martian prostitute, then i'd take the midget prostitute in her stead?

... we should open up a carrnie brothel in NV. it'd be just like total recall, but with less beefcake and terraforming.

[klined]

@kylratix

NV might need more terraforming than Mars

Midgets are not second-class citizens. If you don't her enough to choose her first, I think you would be better off alone. No midget wants to be with a man that doesn't truly want her

[kylratix]

@klined So, basically, you're saying that it's a Go on sodomy with midgets, as long as I treat them nicely. I mean, if she's wearing a clown costume and riding the Caspian Pipeline, then I'm legitimately in to her. It becomes a symbiotic relationship: midget sodomy and acceptance.

[klined]

@kylratix

They don't require nor want acceptance from the ignorant. It's not about acceptance, it's about appreciation. They are not toys, they are people.

Treating them nicely should be automatic. Only after a strong emotional connection has been established can more questionable recreation be pursued.

[blackbombs]

*points at n00b*

lololololol!

[XdjdaleyX]

No dont its a trap!

plus i love this film

[davestheman83]

augh!

[coondogtheman1234]

Get your ass to mars!

hfhgjk

Get your ass to mars!

hjkglg

Get your ass to mars!

Theres enough shit in there to Fuck Cohagen for good.

Take this thing out of the case and stick it up your nose, dont worry its self guiding, when you hear the crunch your there, just shove real hard, careful, its my body too. now pull it out slowly.

I actually have some wierd grabbing thingy thats exactly like what Quaid used in the movie it has that exact same spring end and the 4 grabbers.

[livetoriga]

@coondogtheman1234 AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[coondogtheman1234]

@livetoriga

LOLOLOLOL I know its mixed up but who cares I love this movie. someone should make a GTA like game out of it. Volition already made a game like this movie on the mines in mars but a full game based on this movie like everything you see in this movie will be in the video game.

[livetoriga]

@coondogtheman1234

That's be fuckin' AWESOME! You should get to change the appearance of your Arnie and make him even more ridiculous, or be able to make your own muscle head.

[coondogtheman1234]

@livetoriga

Always. id make my arnie super muscley and then just cause random chaos. id like if the game were like red faction where you can blow up buildings like in RFG + the ground like in RF1. and free roaming like GTA.

[Avidon218]

i <3 this movie so much! i dont care how cheesy it is or what eva i FREAKING LOVE IT!

[SpruikerSlayer]

just shove real hard. when you hear the crunch, you're there...Now get your ass to mars...

[VikingII]

I hate that guys face that goes "THERE!" with the Sensor. It just seems like a sloppy snot nosed Kid, drooling all over the place.

[edybeast]

"Get Your Ass To Mars"-slogan of the Martian Visitors and Travelers Bureau.

[UsernameRogen1978]

lmfao

[applexxcore]

there's enough shit in there to fuck Cohagen good.

[edybeast]

And Kah-lee-for-nee-yah, too!

[afnumero1]

get yohr ahss to mahrs

[coondogtheman1234]

in the TV version like on SyFy they only say "Get your ass to mars" fully uncensored then later when the goons find the computer and its glitching its saying "get your (..) to mars"like 3-4 times after Ironside shoots the rat.

[ZkinandBonez]

1:20 to 1:33 is not Really Arnold but a animatronic mannequin made by Rob Bottin (also made the alien in John Carpenters theThing)

[edybeast]

That's a cool piece of trivia. Thanks!

[clericjack]

No shit. LOL. Just kidding...but I think the bulk of the audience already knew that on day one. Regardless, the animatronic work was incredible. Done in the day when CGI was still a toddler. (Barely getting the grasp on walking, talking and shitting. LOL.)

[NinjaConsultant06]

I like how Quaid's automatic way of shutting down the computer is to just smash the keyboard.

I always liked Ahnold as an action star, because as crazy as it sounds, he seemed like the kind of guy you could just know casually, like a dude in your apartment building that you describe as "That's Arnold. He bodybuilds, beats the shit out of bad guys, and gets his ass to Mars."

[coondogtheman1234]

lol if I were him I would have just taken out the video disc and break it or the memory board whatever this thing plays the video from.

[coondogtheman1234]

@NinjaConsultant06

I would have taken out the CD or video disc or whatever and broken it in pieces instead of smashing the computer.

[NinjaConsultant06]

Yeah, but CDs are pretty hard to break. Granted, Arnold could pretty easily break one, but he'd get plastic shards in his hands for his trouble.

[coondogtheman1234]

@NinjaConsultant06

not really but you are right with the shards they go flying. I dont even know if that video player thing even uses CDs for the video it might even be a nemory chip or even a standard computer playing a video file but why would a computer glitch like that? most computers would just shut off and never work again so it had to be a disc or something.

[saberino1]

Damn those boogers.

[ATMofAnubis]

Get your motha to Mars.

[MartinKiller88]

1:11 WEEEEEEEEEGHHHHH

[Nevunder]

"Where da party at? [MARRRS]....Where da girlies at? [MARRRS]....If the party's at [MARRRS]....Then getcha ass to Mars"

[Nevunder]

BTW: Fun Lovin' Criminals RAWK!!

[rocksoliddude1]

get ure ass to marrws

[MultiRocker89]

i like at the end of movie

howd quaid if your listening too this that means quado is dead and your next i knew you wouldnt let me down sorry i had too put you through all that shit you see thats my body and i want it back soo good luck hey maybe we might visit each other in our dreams

[Quake161]

Ahh, back in the day when no one had to reload

[sickVoDKa]

"Get your ass to mars" . "Get your ass to Mars". "Get your ass to Mars"

[loyalROCKfan]

love the part with the nose,"AHHHHGGGGGHHHHGGGG" lol

[egg64]

"Just shove real hard"

"When you hear the crunch, you're there"

"Just pull it out"

"Careful, that's my head too".

God, can you say ambiguous.

[arashonline]

this IS the best movie of all time, folks. let's not kid ourselves, here...

[johnnyk427]

Oh man I know just how he feels when you pick a giant booger the size of a walnut, its a sense of pride and accomplishment

[MegaSpiderMan]

Epic facial expressions!

[blingyruss]

BUT I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO MARS!!

[takingyourtime]

THERE! THERE! THERE! THERE!

Worst bad guys ever!

[arashonline]

lmao. no kidding.

[SuperHaloStarwarsFan]

Here's the plan... Get your ass to Mars.

We can nail this son of a bitch, fuck you and me xD

[Wesley22296]

Total Recall is amazing, but it's jack shit without Johnnycab.

[SuperHaloStarwarsFan]

3:20 reminds me of Spaceballs.

"There's only ONE man who would DARE give me rasberry.... LONESTAR!"

[marko5280]

The Radar screen appears to be jammed!!

[Danventurefilms]

lol spaceballs ftw

[originalrhombus]

We should get our asses to Mars.

[Keith459001]

ouch

[bearcatpride]

"Just pull it out..."

[teddymv]

fuck cohagen good, lol

and i hate how some rock fags took this line and used it as their name so it was hard as hell to find this

[ozzylaza]

they dont make movies like this anymore....one of my fav hahah

[AugerMartel]

"...get your ass to Mars."

"...get your ass to Mars."

"...get your ass to Mars."