Dwight Schrute Mix Tape #1

[tlv156]

dwight - "you said that we could come to you if we had any questions."

toby - "sure."

dwight - "where is the clitoris? on a website it said at the crest of the labia. what does that mean?"

rotflmfao!!

[lordtyrn]

blood alone moves the wheels of history...ENOUGH SAID

[alisme1]

Dwight Schrute as "the most interesting man in the world"

[oxidethrust]

(helicopter sounds)

Dwight what are you doing?

Vietnam sounds

Best line ever

[IMaes7roI]

thank you for not putting background music to these two videos..

everyone else < you

[eMarieSaysSo]

@carlosZ1981 agreed to the fullest extent.

[carlosZ1981]

dwight rules. best character ever.

[richtbee]

my two favorite dwight quotes ever

"I don;t have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog."

"I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching."

[Lottechoco]

lol he tipped his urologist..

[MrNewOrleansz]

'' I can...and do cut my own hair. ''

[stephie4066]

It's me... I'm the bobble-head. YES!

[stephenkoplin8]

i misspelled in front of the entire school the world failure

[stephenkoplin8]

i can raise and lower my cholresterol

[stephenkoplin8]

"there are a huge number of yeast infections"

[stephenkoplin8]

assistant to the senei lol

[rtsoccerplayer]

haha "STOP SPRAYING ME! GIVE ME THE BOTTLE!"

[EBHawc]

8:12 OMG! The most inappropriate music for an adorable and funny moment I've ever heard!

[xJTF2x]

Dwight is a legend.

[alexandradeyl]

very thirsty babies.

my grandfather was buried in it

[OZDE32]

the song that plays :020 ARTIST/TITTLE PLZ?

[crowsandelephants]

@OZDE32 It's the Office theme song. DA DURP.

[SirMildredPierce]

if you add yt:stretch=16:9 to your tags it will fix the aspect ratio

[hawkeyepierce123]

Great video!

[KidCroc14]

you can't fire me, i don't work in this van!!!

[pneshati]

yeah, i'm a baha'i too.

[xdo0odex]

So mystery solved :)

[mulletslayer23]

I'm the Lion. your dead

[BlakeBurkard4]

Dwight Schrute: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.

Pam: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?

Dwight Schrute: So I can lower it.

[thetruthis9]

I don't know if yall knew this but, the Schrute's have very thirsty babies..

[xghstryderx]

lmfao! i have never seen the episode where jim sprays them with the squirt bottle! what episode is that? Ive havent laughed that hard since angela threw the cat into the ceiling and it came right back out!

[TruthIsSweet7]

@xghstryderx jim sprays dwight and michael in the face with the squirt bottle in the episode where michael burns his foot on the george forman grill and when dwight rushes to help him he crashes his car and gets a concussion, when they try to take him to the hospital dwight tries to drink tequila and jim starts spraying him, its the funniest episode, dwight throws up on his car after he crashes it

[XxGREEN11xX]

i got the song asmy ringtone. my friend sent it to me.

[411MAGGOT]

5:42 to 5:57 im the lion your dead LMAO I LOVE DWIGHT BEST CHARACTER IN THE SHOW!!! LMAO

[tekon1994]

4:21 clip great

[ohwabbit20]

smells like chicken soup

[ohwabbit20]

I want him to have alll of the urine he needs

[CMXXXPUNK]

scene at 6:04 one of the funniest ive ever seen

[truegwbfan]

dwight is mota mota motivating

[melysec]

"...and I misspelled the word 'failure' in front of the entire school."

[aubs519]

Haha:

Dwight: assistant regional manager.

Michael: No, assistant to the regional manager.

Dwight: assistant sensei

Jim: assistant to the sensei? that's cool

Dwight: No, assistant sensei

[JohnRiddell3856]

Fact....this video is now on my favorite list. Thanks for the upload

[gza2k7]

im so glad there isn't a background song to this video, like so many others. let dwight shine! nice job, made my day, great video.

[Leffe7809]

best guy ever :)

[grovepimp21]

STAT MEANS NOW!!!

[rossbakerjustin]

standing tall and talented

[lookhowlongnameis]

BEARS, BEATS..BATTLE STAR GALACTIC

[aubs519]

@lookhowlongnameis lol. BEETS

[TheHam38]

@lookhowlongnameis Bears do not...... What is going on ...what are you doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wannabechef21]

AMAZING!!

[casanovaluver]

assistant to the regional manager!

[MrBarackObonga]

awesome editing, great vid

[isucyclones50]

i misspelled fayulyer too!!!

[ChicagoHoodlum]

I am not a bad person. When I left Staples, I took some of their leads with me but I never intended to use them. What did I intend to do with them? Who knows. Maybe keep them as a souvenir. Maybe use them.

[lilomamamc]

Watch at 3:14 OMG LMFAO!!!!!

[tlv156]

i have never seen that part before. hahahaha!! i just fell out of my chair i was laughing so hard. that's a classic!!!

[roflDRG]

i know dude lol. funniest office moment of ALL TIME!!! LMFAO!

3:14

[Azwraith1]

lmao F-A-I-L-U-R-E

[bedfordknight09]

LOL I LOVE DWIGHT

[hrdcorefshr]

'smells like chicken soup..ii have to go to the hospital, where we going?'

lmfao this show never ceases to make me laugh

[MeddyMagic]

The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies...lol...

[SoCalgrl24]

"I want him to have all the urine he needs."

[chefken79]

Great job on this mix, smiled  the whole time. Dwight rocks!!!

[AndNoted]

BEST IDEA EVER: Dwight Schrute and Stephen Colbert

[BetweenThePipes49]

Dwight's my sensai!!

[TheBraziliantV]

you can't fire me i dont work in this van

[BoxerSalinas]

this is a message, to everyone in this office, that i am physically able of dominating them!

[MoneyOvaErythang]

YEAST INFECTIONS!!!!.....there are a huge # of yeast infections in this county!LMAO

[moviephoneguy]

Dwight is the reason i watch this show!

[shaqdaddy11]

"im not dead, im the lion. your dead'

[tynertyme]

Bears..... Beats......Battle star Galactica

[poops1]

eye of the tiger out of nowhere at the very end... HILARIOUS LOL!!!

[nicci404]

I love his healthcare drivel... :-)

[lox3csimiami22]

Dwight is my favorite character on the show. :) haha!

[destructorcreator]

"Why would you do that Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?"

[Hailey5210]

@destructorcreator when does he say that? i cant find it.

[BrentFarmer31]

classic rocky painting ending

[broad08530]

Dwight: Assistant Regional Manager

Michael: Assistant TO the Regional Manager

I love that...Dwight is awesome

[torbjorn66]

haha i'm pretty sure the "health insurance" bit was twice in this video....

awesome anyway!

dwight schrute is a genius

[dvdcull1966]

BEST EVER! DWIGHT SCHRUTE IS A LEGEND

[MagicalM0nster]

never EVER gets old=]

[ImaLooker9]

that is....

INCREDIBLE.

[hatchetman664]

6:22-6:31 lmao the spray bottle u kant fire me i dnt work in this van lol

[princessbright333]

THIS IS SOO FUNNY! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!