Giorgio Tsoukalos on alien gold rush

[dafuckyouguy]

im basing this on absolutely no evidence whatsoever

[WCScum]

Dude. This guy just recited the plot from a short story called Alien Gold.

[danceaddict143]

An atmosphere of gold??? Wtf?

[1AUsomeguy]

Of course this makes so much sense!!!

[NickH6789]

This guy should stick to writing Sci-Fi books. His theories are completely ridiculous.

[droxek]

I totally called this.

[finxoner]

Zecharia Sitchin's has been debunked by real historians. He grossly mistranslated the Sumerian Tablets

[severrnijKGU]

... despite the fact that you can find heavy metals in much heavier abundance elsewhere in the galaxy they chose earth.

[fireketchupII]

@severrnijKGU Well it obviously isn't abundant here anymore because the ancient assonauts stole it all.

[7footballfanatic7]

This guy is a fucking genius!

[DEEZNUTZCORE]

The ancient ALIENS had GLOBAL WARMING on their home planet. Thats how the gold got depleted.

[colin9413c]

alien gold miners... are you serious? this isn't minecraft.

[acecase25]

what does gold have to do with the atmosphere again

[Plantfoam]

He started off by using Sitchin as his primary source. I"M DROWNING IN A RIVER OF LOGIC.

[Docs4]

So assonats coudnt find gold in all of space !?! only on earth! We are special.... ALIENS

[acecase25]

@Docs4 we were just the closest or were we...ALIENS

[GuiGoZzZBr]

Anywone ever saw couboys vs aliens?, its the same story

[madd0gsquid]

i laughed at the other ones this is just dumb lol

[chosen1Imcoming]

24 carat gold Mr T starter kit?...... Aliens!

[IronRooRoo]

Why go to Earth to mine gold, when you can find a million times more in any fucking asteroid belt around the galaxy?

[ProudToBeVeggie]

All I hear is "derp derp derp crazy shot that doesn't make sense ALIENS derp derp derp"

[TheUndutchified]

isnt this the plot of cowboys and aliens wtf rofl

[Darthlnvader]

Can make ships of inter planetary travel but cannot master transmutation?

[JR262133]

seems legit

[wotevrrr]

ancient assanauts

[KikiiMcI]

@Aetheilas I think you're high as fuck watching thirty second Giorgio videos.

However, I think you've cracked the "how the fuck does anyone come up with this bullshit" - Copious amounts of hallucinogenic drugs.

[GodEquals3]

Seems legite XD

[DhanKOTB]

@GodEquals3 literally exactly what I just said to myself. Could it be possible that you're an ancient embodiment of me from 5 days ago? I say yes.

[benbowcott]

sounds like a rip off of cowboys and aliens

[thisvideoiscool72]

Id love if this guy turned out to be 100% correct on everything he's ever said

[crazymuffin147]

OF COURSE

[13DUH]

Right, and the aliens use solid oxygen coins as currency!

[empemitheos]

@13DUH this explains the current gold bubble

[PPAChao]

And then they named the Jews the administrators of Earth and taught them in the dark arts of fractional reserve banking to ensure that humanity can still have enough money even when the gold standard inevitably becomes unsustainable after they have taken all of our gold to… put… into their atmosphere.

Oh dear, this explains why the Nazis built a base on the dark side of the moon!

[Jaramo1]

BATTLEFIELD EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTH.

[KikiiMcI]

AHAHAHAHA. You have to be shitting me bro. Breathing gold? How the fuck does anyone come up with these batshit 'theories'?

[TheMadFedje]

how would one inhale gold?

[FormattedCompatible]

OF COURSE! Battlefield Earth totally makes sense now!

[wesside0yes]

And I base this on absolutely nothing, but you see that title being prompted below? Yes, that means it's the truth!

[Dncemnky]

ancient assonauts 

[swinubfan12]

@Dncemnky Theoretical assonauts

[Godfather91290]

They also needed more minerals to construct additional pylons!

[rbdzntsfrlk]

@Godfather91290 It makes sense! They were supply blocked!

[Godfather91290]

@rbdzntsfrlk They've been trying to mass carriers for centuries! Then when their fleet is complete it's GG for Earth!

[Dasii]

assonauts

[Devionking12]

What the fuck would make him think aliens breathe gold?

[ThatsMrFrank]

@Devionking12 aliens got bling

[Devionking12]

@ThatsMrFrank Fair enough my brotha

[w3bt3k]

@Devionking12 Is such a thing even possible? YES IT IS!

watch?v=cscDr9oWUO0

[Algolei]

No, not gold. Skittles. It was the Skittles level in their atmosphere that was depleted. And I can prove it by asking the simple question: Isn't it possible?

[TyRayDesigns]

Not saying its aliens.... but its aliens

[DonDiscord]

@TyRayDesigns Not aliens. Ancient aliens.