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  • LAWYERED.

  • He'd be a good lawyer lol

  • This is one of my favourite parts of any movie of all time

  • hey Pinochio! its just easier to answer a question with a question .........

  • Prince Charming: You! You can't lie. So tell me, puppet, where is Shrek?

    Pinocchio: From a certain point of view, I don't know where he is.

  • me and my friends preform this scene at school about everyday and i get to be pinocchio!! wait- im a girl. ah who cares. im the only one of my friends that can remember his lines. lol

  • 4 people dont know where shrek is

  • just imagine pinocchio all grown up and married and his wife is like: where did u put the car keys and he starts doin this. XD i would like to see that

  • prince charming and the three little pigs diskliked this. how dare they!!!!

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  • pinnochio = laywer :D

  • ...Incomprehensable...

  • lol XDDD so funny @chaparron lol i wanna marry Arthur (a.k.a. Artie)

  • *facepalm* XD

  • I did this to my dad when he couldn't find our cat :D he got confused and walked away

  • i'm dieing to do that in real life!

  • @TheOnlyENC i HAVE done this in real life, i was at lunch and my friend took my other friends lunch and shes like what the heck wheres my lunch, then i say, well.. uh.. i dont know where its not! :) and she knew what i was talking about so she was like shut up. i love my friends!

  • HILLARIOUS!!!

  • haha

  • i love this part!! this is the funniest part of the whole Shrek 3

    :D

  • @kokocaramel  True!!

  • The video is edited, if my memory is sound enough to reiterate it in my cranial capacity(as it is)

    "It wouldnt be inaccurate to assume that I couldnt exactly not say if it or isnt almost partially incorrect."

    So you do know, where Shrek is?

    "On the contrary, Im possibly more or less not rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably knew or do not knew where he shouldnt probably be, if that indeed wasnt where he isnt, Even if i know where I knew he was... lol

  • Does anybody know where to stream the whole scene?

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha­hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahah lmao

  • hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahah

  • On The Contrary! To Funny

    -Pinky

  • Love it I want to marry pinochio

  • but.. he wears ladies underwear!

  • @carmelina182  IT'S A THONG!!

  • @chaparron7 im very sorry but if u ever heard of shrek the musical pinocchio gets a girlfriend, lee the shoemakers elf. if u think im lying (im not) look at the video Episode 10: the fairytale creature by: shrekthemusical. they interveiw pinocchio and lee and they talk about that. so hes not really availble. wow i do my research!

  • so funnyXD can't stop laughing

  • lol

  • for some reason i jus wanna beat up pinnochio

  • @squadup321 how dare u say that!!! he cant help but be annoying in this scene.

  • he hav a really2 high IQ..hahhahha

  • ... SO FUNNY! *laughing* *CRASH!!* *falls to floor dead form laughing*

  • hahaha oh god this is funny XD

  • hahahahaha i love this part pinocchio es amazing lol

    thx for upload it =D

  • ha ha ha! Awesome! One of the funniest things i've ever heard!

  • pinoCChio :D !

  • you! you can't lie! Where is shrek?

    Well...I don't know where he's not..

    You don't know where Shrek is?

    On the contrary

    So you do know where he is?

    I'm possibly more or less not deadly rejecting the idea that I undenyably

    Stop it

    Do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, If that indeed wasn't where he isn't!

    haha! pinnochio is hilarious!

  • @reaperfire1 *Definitely bro

  • who is the person who is behind pinochios voice?

  • cody cameron and he wrote that dialogue

  • XD This part is like the "intellectual" part of the movie, makes me roll on the floor laughing!

  • "I don't know where he's not."

    "You don't know where Shrek is."

    "On the contrary." "So you do know where he is?"

    "I'm possibly more or less

    not definitely rejecting the idea

    that I undeniably do or do not know

    where he shouldn't probably be."

    "If that indeed wasn't where he isn't."

    <3

  • "You can't lie. Where is shrek?" "Well, uh, I don't know where he's not." "You don't know where Shrek is." "On the contrary." "So you do know where he is?" "I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't. <3
  • this is my fav part of that movie lol :)

  • doesn anybody know if the roumer is true pinnochio is geting his own movie

  • @briwars he got his own movie in like 2002. its a disney movie. thats were they got the pinocchio idea in shrek from.

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