Kobe Bryant makes fun of "The Machine" Sasha Vujacic

[DKvsLow]

Kobe's one of THEE softest players in the league.

But has an amazing jumper.

[LynchByInch]

@DKvsLow He gets whatever position he wants, gets to the rim, plays with a broken finger, messed up leg and multiple other injuries..... and you classify that as soft??

[lasoogneypubes]

@RASTAbrosShow Sasha is the best? The BEST??? I'm sorry but nobody thinks that Sasha is the best basketball player. They were trying to get a rise out of someone and you took the bait. 

[SportsFan2342]

kobe hates vujacic ive seen so many videos of him just making fun of him its hillarious

[HenkibenkiSan]

@SportsFan2342 you don't know anything. kobe and vujacic are like brothers.

[SportsFan2342]

@HenkibenkiSan i was joking

[Gunslingerprobst27]

Kobe, we hate you.

[TinCan916]

Sasha is a dumbfuck for giving himself that nickname, he averages like what 2 points a game and calls himself The Machine?! That nickname can go out to another deserving player that doesnt already have a nickname.

[jacobi1996]

@TinCan916 the anouncer gave him that nickname during a game

[bannedagainfromutube]

Rapist. 

[Zeethr]

kobe knew the machine wasn't going to stick around so why not make a few jokes at his expense while seeming witty to the media and the fans. kobe is truly a showman.

[lasoogneypubes]

@RASTAbrosShow Wow... You got trolled so hard lol... YOU should be embarrassed that you actually think that guy was being serious! Haha!

[12345gangbang54321]

LOL it doesnt depend of rings.....LeBron is 1000000000x beter player then "machine". LA lakers could sign me in 2010 and could i say that im better player then LeBron because i have ring?!?!

[choksi21]

sasha is so gay with his stupid hair

[aljazful]

@choksi21 fuck you sasha is the best

[choksi21]

@aljazful stfu LeBron is the best

[somedudey0]

the bricks machine :p

[Fygar000Pooka]

Now this PISSED me off.

[PedjaSM]

Obviously, day after Kobe did not bring the promised new' batteries..."THE MACHINE" need to use duracell-takes much longer.:D And he will soon become: MVP of WNBA'...There is no doubt... xD

[MPowerS62]

Machine is eating some Russian Peroshky's with Michail Prochorov in NJ.

LA don't need him.

[MyMagicShow]

Baldy man Kobe is Jealous of machines hair. 

[winzkb24]

@MyMagicShow Kobe can grow his fro when ever he wnts too :D

[johnnycochrancrap]

Just because Vujacic did a "big part" to help his team win the rings, it doesn't mean he's better than anyone, especially LeBron. Put LeBron in the same situation Vujacic was in and I'm pretty dang sure he'd have gotten the job done.

[Whitelionfanmartin]

thats f***ed up how kobe only said vujacic...so what he had a bad game,everyone has days where they miss,

[jocaa23]

people are so god damn annoying when they say sasha has a ring and Lebron doesnt. are you mentally retarded? just because he has a ring and Lebron doesnt, doesnt make him better. he was on kobe's team.. fuckheads

[3232James]

@jocaa23 LMFAO U MAD .... OH WAIT LEBRON COULDNT WIN A RING WITH HIS TEAM....now hes on DWADES TEAM HAHAHAHA

[jocaa23]

@3232James im not really mad, just annoyed, and your reply makes no sense to what i said... im saying just because sasha has a ring doesnt make him better...

[3232James]

@jocaa23 actually it does make sense b/c lebron is like sasha...actually as of right now sasha is better b/c he does have a ring. And sasha actually helped a lot to get that ring. Now the thing is lebron couldnt do it with his team the cavs so he has to go to dwades team in miami to get a ring...so as of right now sasha is better once lebron gets his 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 >.> w/e the fuck he promised then he will be better then sasha.

[jocaa23]

@3232James I gues in some sense he's better, but in reality and skill wise and everything really, (except for the ring issue) Lebron is better

[0nekhmerXViet]

@3232James what are you idiots? not even going to begin to tell you what's wrong with your statement

[5starrecordz]

@jocaa23 THANK YOU!!!!

[denzeldenzel123]

People say Sasha, Mengba, and Scalabrine have rings and LeBron doesn't. I will still take Lebron over them bench warmers

[rawrletsgo]

pretty sure everyone in the nba hates sasha vujacic

[TheSpiritOfTheTimes]

@rawrletsgo Have you surveyed all 450 players in the NBA to state this as a fact?

[Ray21Mex]

the image at the end looks like KAKA

[telj1]

@Ray21Mex lol

[Hinasil]

Sasha is the worst, he has a girls name and he isn't as good as Kobe. Suck it.

[DustinPedroia2008MVP]

stupidest thing ever:

2010 salary:

Derek Fisher $5 million (Starter)

Sasha Vujacic $5 million (Reserve)

[HDZ555]

Lamar

Artest

Kobe

Eeeertest

Ron

Sasha

THE BEST!!! 

[asimgreen]

Critical free throws pressure situation nigga lebron james would have chocked Sasha Rules...

[jaraha]

Sasha is one of the most embarrassing players in the NBA. It wouldn't be so bad if he was on a different team, but he's on the Lakers so his poor play gets exposed.

[yannic121]

@jaraha he doesnt get the minutes to play great

[jaraha]

@yannic121 - Maybe not, but we do see him get plenty of opportunities, and they always end in embarrassment.

[tuddy77]

KOBE YOU SUCK HOTT DINGLE BERRYS FROM MY GRANDMAS AZZZ

[sourpatch2009]

Sasha is so sexy.. dammit lol

[AllenIverson75]

and uh the machine needs new batteries

[ThatSARealness]

nobody respects sasha

[sanchinochan]

@ThatSARealness well i do respect sasha

[Celticpride90]

everyone is better then LeBron until SHE wins a championship

[ballsac12345678]

@Celticpride90 heard the crickets on that one faggot

[Celticpride90]

@ballsac12345678 ok? no need to get mad over the internet it just makes you look like a big douche big

[CPBlazier]

haha! mbenga has a ring!

[Joe402]

Apparently Vujacic used to be decent confirm/deny?

[vtecjedi]

@Joe402 Yes, about 2 years ago he was a huge part of the bench, however now with Shannon brown and a much more developed bench he sorta chills, he still can be effective if Phil NEEDS him, but rarely he does

[61alejo61]

suns are going all the way

[JKOhioState1]

Michael Jordandidint have one till 7 th year, so will LBJ if cavz ca pull it off

[ksraze1]

why is he called the machine? he fcking sucks balls!

[aerovilleguy]

the machine needs batteries..!!

[omann516]

the machine got a virus

[jurays1]

sasha is my favorite player in the NBA sasha has a ring lebron doesnt . lol

[cangriman0101]

@jurays1

I love when people set me up for this answer!

Lebron is on his 7th season and Michael Jordan won his 1st championship on his 7th season!

P.S.- 3 of Kobe's championships was thanks to Shaq!

[urnuttynut]

Well thanks to Kobe, Shaq has 3 rings too.. it works both ways.

And no one talks about this stuff when it comes to other players, people only say it about kobe, which i dont get.

Pippen won his cause of jordan. Jordan never won without pippen. Bird had a few hall of famers from what i remember. Magic had Kareem and worthy both of whom were first overall picks.

People make it sounds like Kobe with shaq was the equivalent of The Machine winning his title. Kobe won some games on his own.

[gkc4tsi5l]

@cangriman0101 dude im pretty sure u dont know bball history too well..first of all michael jordan was rafted in '83-'84 and he won his first ring in '86. stupid bitch! suck my dick and lebron will die wihtout a ring!

[bizophecles]

obviously u dont know your history either !! jordan did NOT win in '86...

[EagleDrumma]

@gkc4tsi5l you are no longer allowed to talk about basketball, becuase the GOAT did not when his first ring until his 7th season in the league

[bizophecles]

thats dumb, three of shaqs were thanks to kobe,...and horry and shaw and the whole team. that argument doesnt work. ..lebron should come to the lakers...a real team..before lebrom the CAVs were only known for Jordan's shot on Ehlo.

[pacmanisapatriotfan]

i love when people set me up for this answear james wont get his first this year

P.S- shaq would not have won anything if not for kobe and his game winning shot abilities

[EagleDrumma]

@pacmanisapatriotfan P.S. shaq was the MVP for all three of those Laker titles, he carried the biggest load.

[pacmanisapatriotfan]

@EagleDrumma so shaq carried the biggest load well i did not know shaq hit the game winner vs the spurs to give the lakers a commanding lead in that series or that he by himself brought the lakers back from a decifit againt the blazers i also did not know shaq was the one who put up 40 pts and 16 rebs against the kings in the close out game matter of fact did shaq show up to play on the road at all

[ryanww92]

@pacmanisapatriotfan how is this debatable when shaq was clearly in his prime. yeh kobe helped but the presence of shaq just being in the paint (yes even now) always makes a difference. u really think kobe would be defended the same way if there werent always 1 or 2guys in the paint to watch shaq? talk about hitting game winners n stuff.. the whole league, let alone game plans would be changed without shaq (shaq= reason the likes of tim duncan, KG refuses to play center)

[pacmanisapatriotfan]

@ryanww92 ok so what happens when game plan breaks down and the lakers needed some one to do it all drive pass defend perimeter offensense games plans were indeed made around shaq dont get me wrong but what happens when those game plans to shut him down work. who brought them back

[ryanww92]

@pacmanisapatriotfan this is why i said kobe "helped". shaq has done his part n the last few minutes kobe or whoever do their part n close the game out. without shaq game wouldnt even be close

I dont recall too many times where shaq was literally shut down n even when it does happen,like i said b4 kobe+ rest of lakers would be gettin a much easier defense on'em cuz shaqs probably triple teamed

just cant understand how u kobe lovers can not appreciate the Last Center Left

[pacmanisapatriotfan]

@ryanww92 shaq was great but iam more of a power foward type guy when it comes to big men

[lakershd]

stfu shaq wouldve have won anything without kobe or wade, lol and kobe is gonna own lebron this year

[EagleDrumma]

@lakershd well he hasn't yet, I mean did you watch the christmas game?? how much did the Cavs win by?

[lakershd]

lmao in the regular season where it means nothing

[EagleDrumma]

@lakershd well, if they play in the finals, Cleveland will have homecourt, and anyway, we know Cleveland can beat em in LA. therefore, the regular season does matter to a point. like what if they did play in the finals and both teams won all the their home games. does this matter now? that would make Cleveland the champs

[ishowyouapple]

yeeee boyy!!!!!!

[EagleDrumma]

@jurays1 LeBron is the best player in the NBA, Sasha is isn't even the best player on the Laker bench

[nanananalalala]

@EagleDrumma lebron best fisherman, sorry player in the nba lolllll

[REALMEXREV]

@EagleDrumma hes not even close to the best in no bench in the league!!

[9783007]

@jurays1 and sasha is probably gonna get his 2nd ring soon too =)

[REALMEXREV]

@jurays1 but he didnt contribute in getting that ring he should just hand it over to kobe. in three years nobody will remember sasha and lebron well u get the idea!!

[ray93950]

dude dj mbenga best player of all time definantly shud be in the hall of fame oh ya also adam morrison, his minutes of the bech are so effective!!

[LTLBawler]

@jurays1

Sasha also has an inflamed vagina and lebron doesnt.

LOL

[ellissmith23]

@jurays1 fuck sasha

[zacj15]

@jurays1 sasha was on a good team so he got a ring. did sasha start? no. sasha is a little bitch

[vivaldamo1]

@jurays1 He has two now :)

[chappychapz]

@jurays1 2 rings

[voulgier]

@jurays1 Only got those by playing on a team with Kobe.

[Smurfman12345]

@jurays1 has 2 now

[Heatfan96]

@jurays1 2 rings hahahaha i hate lebron he is a bitch

[MarcMafia1]

@jurays1 sasha SUCKS

[lightbilbs123]

@jurays1 so h still some shit

[vincentrich]

@jurays1

lol. So does Luc Longley.

Jud Buechler > Lebron James

[optimusman88]

@jurays1 yea nash doesnt have one either. whats ur point? sashas betteR? fucking dumass

[reaper61989]

@jurays1 Look what team he is on though. You play for the Lakers your pretty much gonna get a ring or 2.

[yeabuddy333]

@jurays1 the reason he has a ring is bcuz of kobe dipshit

[MegaNikol]

@jurays1 see thats exacly the point you dont have to be a good player just need a good team and lebron can be a good player but he had a machine team...

[MBC2HOOOOO]

@jurays1 i bet you like dirk, too.

[djchuckdeez]

they should trade his ass for some shoes

[JTsai]

@djchuckdeez thank goodness lakers are trading sasha this week!

[djchuckdeez]

@JTsai yeah they traded him for some Sketcher's Shape Ups

[Jmoney321654987]

@djchuckdeez THEY DID :D

[GuyanezeComedy]

@djchuckdeez They did lol

[KHDND]

@djchuckdeez no. a basketball

[Sizzouify]

The machine needs new hardware.

[MOISTTOWLETS]

sheshe is trash now. He had a decent game against the spurs and jazz but the whole season he has been pathetic

[westt34]

they always piccing on him

[MantisAtlantis]

Leave Sasha alone its friggen entertainment ... lolz

[bigevil50]

i heard after games sasha and DJ Mbenga suck everyones dick in the shower, the only reason the lakers are keepin them.

[691015005]

Haha everyone hates sasha. He is definetely the lakers team bitch.

[j43w0n]

the machine is a fucking defect

[TheShitHatemenow]

the machine sucks ass...

[emo1and1improving1]

kobed<33

[janetkort63]

what im trying to say is that we got a better team it dont matter if u got wallace go get who ever else u want to get the lakers will do it again

[janetkort63]

wallace, perkins,bynum denga,powell k.g, n dats it, gasol,odom,look,an we can use powell, pierce,house, artest,odom,look,,ray ray, kobe who owns ray ray, brown sasha, ,rondo,fisher farmar,brown say no more

[TheOldDirtyBastard]

im not going to, because i have no clue what you just said or were trying to say. i think youve got some rosters confused there too

[Togge14]

lol

[chefawkes]

When a bitch ass pussy needs energy to play bitch ass basketball. He relies on Duracell.

Duracel! Trusted Everywhere!

[NR92CP]

Rondo, Allen, Pierce, Garnett, Perkins, Wallace, House, Daniels, Davis > Fisher, Kobe, Artest, Gasol, Bynum, Odom, Farmar, Walton, and Vujacic

[janetkort63]

but kobe n fish got more rings n can give each one of those other players one look boston is the team to beat in the east but the lakers are that team to beat

[TheOldDirtyBastard]

kobe and fish only have more rings because another player won 3 of them for them. i think you know who that is. kobe and fish didnt have shit to do with those, even horry played a bigger role than them. and the big 3 only have less rings because before they all came to boston they had fucking terrible supporting casts. kobe, fish, and the big three all only have one ring.

[janetkort63]

look they said kobe wasnt going to get any after shaq left, an he made it n lost to boston who was a better team, but we made it again an took it , um we were banged up but we made to the chip, n lost to boston right, well we made it again an won, right, so were was boston at, right.....

[aebecedeone]

lol... thats all i can say to you

[Togge14]

aw damn man, cant beleve u went there.. lol are you serious? shaq won all by himself? kobes 20+ ppg didnt help out a slight bit? they were the best together, unstoppable 1 2 punch. yeah shaq was dominant, thats cuz in that era there was no other good Center. i mean, motumbo was probabaly the best after him lol.. enough said really.. but fisher i agree you on, cuz what he did, really any pg could do

[TheOldDirtyBastard]

i admit, i was being irrational about kobe. i just dont like him. yeah i know shaq didnt win them himself, per se, but he was the vast majority of the reason. there were good centers in the early 2000's though and three greats: robinson, duncan, and garnett. granted garnett and duncan are "forwards", but thats only in name. both would guard the other teams center as well. as far as good is concerned, there was mutumbo, alonzo, jermaine oneal, and big ben. all of them play insane defensively.

[TheOldDirtyBastard]

but as far as the rings thing. i myself believe shaq could have won them without kobe. im not saying he would have, just could. kobe wouldnt really have had a chance in hell. thats why i say he only has one ring. sure he played a large role, but it still could have happened without him.

[glutamin111]

you have absolutely no fact now wait, what fact you dont even have a theory to back that crap up.

Bryant is by far the best player of the past decade in the league

[acousticLU]

lol who gave him the nickname machine anyways?

didnt he name himself that? lol cuz hes one fuckin rusty obsolete machine lol

[DukeyLee714]

an announcer gave him that name

[MsFuckduck]

yes he got open looks cause kobe gets double teamed knows what to do but idiot vujacic cant make a 3 he doesnt need batteries he needs skill

[SPBTsnyder]

Nope he needs Duracell

[jrzdr]

hey your mom agreed to it

[DunkaholicSB]

Fuck, how old are you?

[violator014]

lolo mo, rape??? hes not guilty you bufoon

[MonsterHunterTube]

wtf

[RetarddHater]

it's a joke guys

[sidry]

how can he talk about team mate like that? i dont understand, why does his team mates dislike him so much?

[aznplayersz]

he doesnt disliek them, hes just saying a joke, sasha and kobe are close

[PlaidSoxs]

ya but sashas better than mr get crossed bryant.

[8MunchenBayern8]

sasha is better than Kobe? lol wow...what has the world come to.

[PlaidSoxs]

the world has come to suck your moms DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[JeffHardy642]

they have come to the point where they LUV "The Machine" Sasha Vujacic

[JeffHardy642]

*rolls on floor laughing my ass off*

[AxBxExLxAxVxAxLxOxS]

some of u forget sasha had an ankle injury and farmar tore something this yr

i know thia baout sasha

just to poke fun

jason kidd to the lakers perhaps iverson or marion

[xekit]

sasha was terrible this whole season and was even worse in the playoffs, much better last yr against boston...he really needs some new batteries

[doughboy8907]

damn sasha hasnt been the same ever since ray allen took his manhood in game 4

[n3croangel]

lol and he never will be the same. Once you go black you never go back.

[ggbiggs2693]

xD!!!

[sooperfukker]

well at least sashe doesn't rape girls.. in opposite to kobe.

[Nofutureforyou1]

kobe looks like an alien. 0.0

[falcon2400]

agree kobe is the ONLY reason why that rat is still on the lakers lol.......understand this if u play for the lakers.....u only need 2 people to like u.......phil and kobe.

[LAKERGiRL222]

Not really

Kobe surely likes Ariza and so does Phil and he might get traded, which makes me sad! D:

[falcon2400]

well ur gonna be a lot more sad when when u see what were gonna do to the lakers next year....theyre lucky they didnt have to see us again this year.......we had our superstar hurt.

[LAKERGiRL222]

Figures your a CELDICKS fan. HA im not even going to start. ahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahh­ahahaahhahahaahhaahahhahahahah­ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahh­ahahahhahahaha

[falcon2400]

u have nothin to start.......good job on letting ariza go......now were gonna pound the lakers worse than 2008.

better sit and pray that we dont get artest or ariza....cuz were interested in both

[nonameddog]

LOL yeah we let ariza go, but we got artest. so gl on pounding us now that we have a more physical defender and another veteran... arguably the best defender in the league.

Kobe

Artest

Pau

Odom

Fisher / Brown

how are you gona stop us?

[daveousz]

Kobe Bryant

Pau Gasol

Lamar Odom

Ron Artest

[daveminhas]

dont forget

Bynum

The Machine

Shannon

And

Big shot Fish

[nikkijonsey]

Kobe

Pau

Fisher

Ron

Odom

Bynum

[rikkulightbringer]

all suck

[Nightelfyo]

are the best lineup in the NBA actully... sorry.

[daveousz]

"CluTchLikeK0b3"

and your a boston son?

..C'mon Son..

[xXxLasersxXx]

hahah fuck your stupid artest is with lakers and ariza went to houston. really shows that you know anything about the nba

[falcon2400]

if u look at WHEN I POSTED the comment........it was before those trades happened u stupid retarded bitch lol

dont comment anywhere it just shows how fuckin brain dead retarded u are.....ur fuckin MAD idiotic

[darksaw5]

so I guess our prayers worked? Cause if you are a celdicks fan, then you didn't get any fool.

[BlazienBoy]

look at ur name.another lakers chesser.

[pokemonlover2481]

fuck peendog

[1heblackmamba]

why cant be just a little consistent and help the bench out damn he be just shooting bricks most of the time but i have to respect is 20 points in game 5 of nba finals last year

[AxBxExLxAxVxAxLxOxS]

i believe it was game 3

[PiMpSt3r619]

Sasha is a really good NBA player...

[supertajM83]

Sasha is my least favorite Laker since Smush Parker. He is so inconsistent and he sucks. I love the lakers though. Kobe's gonna get one so Shaq will shut the fuck up.

[101unique]

I love Kobe too THE BEST N B A PLAYER