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  • cannot stop laughing every time I hear this!! Aussie truckies are great!

  • Lol the trucker deserves a beer

  • what a true blue Aussie ...got to love it..

  • hahaha this, is why i love our truckies australia XD :P they are the lifes blood of the country and they deserve the respect they earn

  • @LunaEclipse2010

    If only the people in Europe had the same way of thinking as you had towards us truck drivers..

  • Deadest funniest crazy call ever recorded. Trucker was one sharp cunt! Straight off the cuff he was up him." ya listening! did ya hear that! that's a fucken jake brake it's a fucken safety feature on a fucken truck and if I need to use it I'll fucken use it"!!! CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • good old aussie what a fucking ripper

  • Well Ye fuckin Ha!!!!

  • hahaha the dead cunt

  • you can go get fucked

  • haha gold!!!

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  • awsome aussie comedy

  • ..ahhhhhh..the deadcunt !!!!

  • Gotta love the Aussies. LOL

  • Fucking legends.... both of em :)

  • Love it, can't get enough of the sound of jakes, but IMO save them for when you need them and if you can avoid using them avoid it, you see basically empty trucks running around changing back every single gear hard on the Jake for know apparent reason, after all if you can save a little more or fuel and mantinence it makes you look allot better and gives you a better name, just my 2c :)

  • God i love my mates haha! Go Locky!

  • This is fucking brilliant !! Pissing myself laughing

  • U said what?

  • hahaha the dead cunt

  • You can talk all ya like cock

  • you know what i reckon? i reckon you can go and get FUCKED!.

  • HAHAHAHAH MORO- HAHAHAHAHAH your a fukin tool.

  • FUNNY

  • Fanbloodytastic

  • im a lover not a fighter lol

  • "You sound like a cowboy?"

    "Well yeah fucking har!"

    Fucking gold!

  • hahha funniest shitt

  • "id fuckin brain him!!!!" rofl

  • Hear that? Thats a fucking engine brake, a safety feature on a fucking truck. Lol

  • All good for all you do goodin bastards ,where do ya think ya coffee and cereal comes from in the mornin when you fucks wake up.WHITE LINE FEVER,LUV IT.

  • 1:38 classic

  • well you know what i reckon cock......i reckon you can go and get FUCKED!!

  • YEEEEEE FUKING HARR

  • Dont fuck with aussie truckers!!!

  • Fucking pisser sounds like a good mate of mine from watsons

  • @MrMumbo33 yeah watsons told me to tell you to fuck right off ya fuckin chink

  • yes i do cock!

  • This conversation could have been much shorter. It should have gone

    pranker: don't use ur engine brakes

    Truck Driver: D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

  • @ShayLee0501 What does that stand for? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

  • @MrCodeerror /watch?v=WxmUKVrT0iI

    Watch that and you'll understand what it stands for

  • @MrCodeerror does it look like i give a fuck

  • @MrCodeerror Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck

  • hahaha iam grants gf thanks for all the comments he is a legend in every sence of the word never a dull moment with grant around gooooooo truckies. :))

  • With the noise of a cowboy... Cowboy... The Fuckin Cowboy.

  • Listen here Cock!  Yeee Fuckking Harrrrr Cock!

  • Lol i like the truck driver.

  • 3 people must be "pencil pushing fuckin dickheads" or "do-gooding bastards"

  • Hey mate we are in nz and cant get enough.. can we fly you over to nz for a VIP weekend to get on the piss etc go to website dubdubdub.easternmotorcycles.c­o.nz and drop us a line.. your a legend!! cheers

  • where can i get a copy of this, Piss funny mate,,

  • just fuckin hilarious!!

  • Go Grant. The transport department fell is indeed a cock.......

    I use my Voith Oil Retarder ALL the time. Ir-respective of signs requesting not using engine brakes. Technically the Voith system is not an engine brake though, since it operates on the gearbox, not the engine!

  • Legend :-)

  • this was done in Tasmania by Dave Noonan from Hobart. the truck was an LTS900 with a series 60 detriot.

    Grant your a legend

  • I just love dinky di Aussies going off their scones.... PURE GOLD !!! "i'll just pull up here so i don't lose you i'm just in the mood to have a conversation with you" lmao... he's on the phone whilst driving... Cracks me up.....

  • Hahaha awesome

  • this is a crazy call from hot fm in townsville i think, thats where i heard it first lol

  • YOU CAN TALK ALL YA LIKE COCK!

  • Hi can anyone tell me what engine brakes are for? Why can't you use the ordinary Brakes

  • @glovefet Engine brakes are also called jake brakes. They are used to for slowing your tractor-trailer down on down grades. Sometimes, on a steep down grade, you need more than just your foot brakes to help slow you down and they conserve you brakes and keep them meltdown.

  • @wyattnkelly not all engine brakes are also called jake brakes. Jake brakes are manufactured by Jacobs manufacturing. Just sayin'. Although you are right, nearly everyone ( including me ) calls any engine brake a jake.

  • I think I understood half of the speach, and half of the part I understood was funny

  • @alfonsolagunas listen here cock what dont ya understand?

  • @alfonsolagunas ha ha, thick accent and lots of slang. I understood the whole thing and I love it. Grant Loch if you see this I refer to you as my Australian twin. When are people going to realize that engine brakes save lives.

  • lmao@trucker,,go get them pencil pushin pricks...tell em the way it is..everything looks good on paper but in the real world shit doesnt work all that great.. i hated to be drivin down the road,esp in parts of ohio and see a speed limit sign of 55mph..only a 1/4 mile down the road 25mph with no warning,,then a sign that says NO ENGINE BRAKES!!! Bullshit

  • aussies are so nice. :-)

  • Truckie: U ever driven a fucking truck?

    Transport Guy: No I haven't but what's that mean?

    Truckie: Well it means your a pencil pushing fucking DICKHEAD who doesn't know what he's talking about!!

    HAHAHAH GOLD!!

  • well ya know what i reckon cock, i reckon you can go and get fucked. lmao

  • mate i've heard aussie truckers talkin bout fat sheilas in horse floats - my dad responded by tellin em he saw a fat sheila in a cattle truck they said 'no f**kin way mate it was a horse float' i tell u - listening to an aussie trucker will kill your depression instantly.

  • @erikals2 we call them "truckies" not "truckers" mate!

  • If I wanna use the fukn thing I'll use it.

  • all you floggers going on about he was half right and all that crap.if you dont know the area he is talking about then you cant really comment about if he should of used them or not.dilston is a area on the tamar highway and it has a steep decent.so yes i would use my engine brakes with a full load too. Ye fucken ha cock.

  • I,m a truck driver egine brakes are very important mainly declines.In city you don,t realy need them many people just use them for nothing because they sound good .

  • @mrspydog50 Same here mate and to be honest i dont even worry about the wankers who complain simply because the fuckwits dont have a clue. i use my jakes whenever loaded on a decent because im sure they would prefer a rumbling noise instead of me taking everything out in my path.

  • have you seen joy ride the movie is saying dont piss off truckers

  • Yes I Do Cock!

  • sounds like my pa!

  • that driver sounds like a real smart cunt, theres no shortage of brain dead cunts driving trucks.

  • @MrDucati1198s I agree with that

  • the "jake brake" stops most crashes with trucks.relly the 1 on mine u can hardly hear when i use it!the maker of the prostar was smart with the damn jake on it.

  • this is unny

  • I love how he continually refers to the guy as 'cock.' He might as well have introduced himself as it.

  • love it love it!! wanted to yell at the transport bloke myself lol!! even tho it was a prank...so many cocks sook about this...would like to see em all swap jobs for a week!!

  • hahahaha ,i.ll use them if needed ........and a 6v92 detroit thy work good ,,,,,,yeaha

  • WTF. It was just a fucking prank!?

    THAT'S FUCKING GAY.

  • My dad used to be a truck driver, and this driver is 1/2 right. Sure, use your brake when you need to, but at the same time he should drive to the conditions where he wouldn't need to use it.

    My dad used to drive (and taught me to do the same) where you don't touch the brake. That is, you go slow enough so if a light turns red, just taking your foot off the accelorator will stop you in time.

    Of course, when he was trucking the time limits were realistic and allowed for safety.

  • @bersaba You're a fucking flog...

  • mint

  • Bloody beauty mate... what a good laugh.......onya Aussie !!

  • This guy is my hero !! GO AUSSIE !!

  • Lol that is funny shit

  • that bloke is a fucking pisser. very good prank call.

  • this wanka is fucking annoying what the fucking hell is a crazy call?!

  • Aussie humour mate....that's what it was...

    similar to your'' punked''

  • HAHAHA this is GREAT AYE! actually made me LAUGH! EXCELLENT VIDEO!

  • lol funny as fuck if someone has that plz send it to me lmao

  • What a fucking pisser, he's a real aussie bloke,

    LMFAO.

  • l m f a o, funniest prank call I've ever heard, it's funny how he's so angry and then suddenly laughing with the guy. Priceless call.

  • DO GOODIN BAAAAASTADS HaHa , ya know what I reckon cock, I reckon ya can go an get fucked! Fuckin Priceless.

  • Gold.

  • Excellent, mate. Excellent!

  • Lol,brilliant

  • legend

  • lmfao... I dont think the Department of Transport would really call yah.... they'd call the transport and the transport would talk to you..... maybe... I dont know :P - its funny to listen to:P

  • @5blacksmith5 dave you are a legend you give tasmania a good name

  • Dave Noonan You fuckin legend

  • He is dead rite about the houses been built beside the roads

  • He is dead rite about the houses built beside the roads

  • is their a place where I can Download a copy of the Audio from?

  • there's a program which rips the audio off vids. Not sure what it is called but thought that may help, just google it or something.

  • @nickthebigwhitefella

    well set up another link and type in youtube to mp3 converter, copy the link address and paste it in the yt to mp3 converter, click convert and you can dowload it ,plug ya fone in and put it on there

  • I don't know why so many people complain about engine braking, if they have driven a manual car at the least then they would understand the benefits from it. Especially since trucks deliver almost everything that they buy.

  • my father and i are sick of these do goodes some of these people that complain about truck driver wouldnt even know how to start a truck so why dnt they just shut their mouths

  • Fuckin they had to go for da engine brake tho me n my dad use to cop a hep of shit for that and at one stage he almost strangled a guy from vic roads but funny shit tho

  • not real?

  • Funny COCK

  • Just a shame this wasn't a real call, I think most trucker drivers would react the same way.

  • we do m8

  • coudnt have said it beta miself

  • This is a f##king funny call. My husband is a truck driver and laughed his head off for hours!! Well done.

  • I love it.

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