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  • @TheTGRproduction you sir need to shut up

  • Fundamentalists always portray such commendable adherence to the tenets they allegedly advocate. While not atheistic or antitheistic myself, I find religion (indoctrination) to be a failure conceptually.

  • some theists really need to chill...if your God is indeed real and all powerful, he can take care of himself just fine without you getting all mad. God is more capable of taking care of himself than you are of you! Who cares if some non-believer mocks God? Let God handle it. Move on with ur life, alright? Chill...

  • We got some retarded comments below me.

  • GO TO HELL SETH MCFUCK FACE YOU RACIST PRICK THIS IS NO FUCKING JOKE THIS IS OFFENDING THE ALIMIGHTY LORD I DONT CARE IF I GET HATED FOR THIS GOD AND RELIGION FOR LIFE SETH AND SCIEN GO FUCK YOURSELFS

  • @TheTGRproductions lol your on a computer typing texts transfered through script all done by science your complaining why?

  • @TheTGRproductions Stop shouting, you're going to break my brain-drums!

  • atheists can be complete dicks most of the time. They have to relate everything to them atheists. Seriously, I think their just trying to be different and stand out from the rest of the world

  • @SgtAwesomes *some of them.

  • @SgtAwesomes there are some but what if you meet someone really nice and caring and find out he's atheist? are you just gonna hate him? i mean i have friends of a lot of different religions it honestly doesn't change anything between us. we don't try to push beliefs on to each other.

  • ima do that to my gf some day :)

  • @shadyboy969 :O ima do tht to ur penis someday lol

  • All I'm saying is how the earth came together, if the big bang theory says heat made a cell spontaneously generate it confuses me because a cell comes from another

  • THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WEN U BRING GOD DOWN TO THE LEVEL OF A MAN...............

  • why is Einstein dressed like the Doctor?

  • I am fucking hilarious and I find this Christian.

  • in case anyone is wondering, God is talking about Shrinky-Dinks in the beginning

  • How the hell did he get up there in the first place?

  • @RocManKing A plane.

  • @RocManKing You do know he passed away right? lol

  • @YukoValis: Lol, but he was on Earth when he killed that guy in the blue suit.

  • @RocManKing well yeah. He lived, then died, and was must the same to everyones enjoyment. ^^

  • @MegaPurplenurple123 oh like your any more civilized you fat shotgun carrying burger eating little bitch Canada isn't stereotypical like you fags in the USA I may live in Canada but we don't let you have a gun fuck you you prick

  • @TheHallowedHobbes That's because the framers of the Constitution for Canada were subjects of the queen and had their lips gently seated on her tit. While American framers had their foot up the kings ass and understood that it'd take an armed population to keep the slavers out. slaves can't own property to protect themselves from their master. gg slave.

  • Einstein is US and God is Canada. Not really. Canada sucks.

  • 1,454 people got head smashed in oven

  • When your first selecting this vid it looks like hes humping god hahahahaha

  • When Family Guy cut-away scenes were funny.

  • Einstein > God

  • look how tiny they are thats what she said

  • Are the creators of this depiction doomed to hell? i think not. actually they are living in a heaven on earth with all the money they make

  • wtf i laughed ! fuck this world

  • yoo where the deists at?

  • May god forgive me and you people for watching this

  • GOD:"Look how tiny they are!"

    Me:"Thats whats she said xD"

  • @Tjthechosenone well u hav a small penis

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  • EVERY ONE SHUT THE HELL UP AND WATCH!

  • huh?....

  • he cant he wouldnt have enough

  • if einstein id this to god imagine what darwin did to the poor bastard ^^

  • Battle field to here...

  • So God had to use oven mits, but Einstein is fine w/o them?

  • @linkthemain

    Einstein's relatively fine w/o them.

  • DAMN IT, EINSTEIN! LEAVE THE SHRINKIDINKS ALONE!!!

  • einstein MY hero

    

  • You people and your dogmas. This was a continuation of a gag wherein Einstein steals other peoples' inventions. It started with him at the patent office ramming a window on a guy's head and stealing the Theory of Relativity. Was it the best idea to post JUST this clip? No it wasn't. I'll end my comment with this: religious people shut up. You've ruined a lot for the rest of us. Atheists, I know we can be dicks, and it is somewhat warranted, but try to be better people. Goddamn children.

  • @CrystalBahamut

    You sir, are one of the very few non-biased self aware atheists, that I've been lucky to hear about on the internet, you have my respect. I'm agnostic

  • @CrystalBahamut  tell that to militant atheist, which just so happens to be the majority of you. as it is evident in the comments section.

  • @chillydogification So you're basing that assumption on the comments section of a YouTube video. Huh. And for the record I do tell people that. Quite frequently. I can tell from the way you worded that comment that you either consider yourself part of a religion or believe in a god. I have to ask; do you criticize both groups of people (atheists, theists) when they take things a bit too far? That would only be fair. And if you're wondering I don't mean this in as an insult.

  • @CrystalBahamut am basing it on the youtube comment section because it is the only one i can actually provide tangible evidence for, i am anti religion actually. and yes i do believe there is a GOD. it most cases it doesn't matter what one believes or not, its just human nature to always wanting to be right, its a certain type of person that is the problem. so blaming atheism or theist is pointless because you get idiots in both.

  • @chillydogification Fair enough.

  • @CrystalBahamut Are there any others besides the patent office of this one?

  • @CrystalBahamut i can't wait till you get tortured so bad by lava!!!!

    /sarcasm

  • @CrystalBahamut Well said, mate, but when it comes to religious zealots, nothing you say ever gets through to them, so I fear that you are just wasting your time even trying.

  • I don't get it?!?!?

  • @greenshark11 An earlier clip showed Albert Einstein at the patent office stealing the theory of relativity from a guy he beat up. Here he also stole God's invention of shrinky-dinks.

  • god what the fuck is with all these anti-science comments? its a CARTOON

  • God eat this!

  • 667 People are opposed to slaming gods head into a oven door then closing it

  • I only disliked the video, so I would be the 666 dislike :3

  • If the dislikes hit the 666, I'm going LOL

  • shiy man i laugh, i know im stupid

  • >_< omfg its a joke,it isnt made to make God look bad nor Enistein,ther just having a lil fun wit Enistein's inventions

  • 656 people are very religious

  • GET'EM ALBERT!!

  • Hahahahaha that was funny

  • the next person to talk about religon or atheism is a bitch...seth macfarlene and the south park creators (also robot chiken)are atheists get over it religous people and atheists dont be a douche

  • not funy

  • so a jewish person steals gods cookies...

  • @staldex ...those are shrinky dinks. You shouldn't eat them.

  • @staldex i d k,i find ur comment racist bout Jews

  • Einstein wins fatality!

  • Ok people. Enough with the Einstein raping God jokes. I just want to enjoy a real family guy vid and not some rick roll with rick astley... 

  • As you can clearly read I'm not leaving a joke about god........or am I?????

  • The Atheists have landed. Eagle 1.

  • atheists taking their shit here as well eh

    my god you guys need to get a life

  • this just goes to show you if your a scientist and can;t come up with anything steal from and kill someone else.

  • @MAnnaconduit1

    that kind of the joke of the clip...

  • @matzoball101 oh really hadn't noticed

  • @MAnnaconduit1 i don't like you.

  • @ratherlargepie I'll try to contain my distress

  • God has so much foresight god has! He is so distracted by cookies that his brian decided to actually ignore the fragile old man sneaking up on him. Assassinating god. I suppose einstein will take over.

  • Science 1

    Religion 0

  • @telivani

    because everyone knows that this is a competition

    heres a hint

    NO ONE CARES BUT YOU

  • @matzoball101 take a joke assface.

  • @lava172

    lol

  • @matzoball101 but they do..

  • @telivani Thank u for this video, it clearly shows witch side is more violent=)

  • @telivani no thanks man...no thanks

  • @telivani correction

    Science 2

    Religion 0

    he killed god AND stole his cookies, double win!

  • @commetsmasher Science 0

    Religion 0

    It's a cartoon...

  • @doodoodudex bro can u take a joke?

  • @Jewishpanda9000 I was pointing out the fact that it's a joke -_-

  • @telivani Fuck you.

  • Wow einstin was an idiot in family guy

  • It's funny because a cartoon character of Albert Einstein beat up a cartoon character of Yahweh.

  • are we having a fucking debate on a fucking 6 second family guy clip? keep your bullshit to yourselves, everyone. i swear out of the 2544 comments made like 10 are probably valid.

  • @lava172 guess what, your comments not one of them...

  • @torganya guess what, i dont give a shit.

  • @lava172 I think you do

  • @torganya really are we starting another flame war over something this retarded?

  • @lava172 Not really a flame war. I could give a crap if this guy insults me.

  • Einstein actually believed in God

  • @nolliesnaz no, he didn't believe in the god of the bible or any other religious god at all. He was sort of a pantheist, the universe and the laws of physics meant god to him

  • @CardPlay3r

    Really? It seemed that he pursued physics to understand the way god designed the universe.

  • @nolliesnaz He called himself agnostic. When he referred to god it was the kind of Spinoza God, or pantheism. Here's one of the things he wrote on religion

    "The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish."

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  • @nolliesnaz No sir. He used the word god figuratively.

  • look at this video and imagine the oven wasn't there and he WASN'T bashing his head

  • dislikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • God is baking cookies out of Justin Bieber's testicles.

  • @GrovyleXShinyCelebi That is completely false and I find it disgusting that you would claim that God would ever use Bieber's testicles for bakery. Seriously everyone knows God didn't give Bieber testicles!

  • @GrovyleXShinyCelebi What testicles?

  • @GrovyleXShinyCelebi What testicles?

  • @GrovyleXShinyCelebi Never thought he had 'em!

  • @GrovyleXShinyCelebi what testicles?

    

  • @GrovyleXShinyCelebi

    How is that possible? Justin Bieber is a girl?

  • @GrovyleXShinyCelebi  what testies

  • @GrovyleXShinyCelebi I'm sorry, were you implying Beiber has testicles?

  • @GrovyleXShinyCelebi you cant bake something that doesnt exist

  • @GrovyleXShinyCelebi what testicles

    

  • What episode is this?

  • notice how einstein didnt need gloves to hold the pan.

  • WHY ARE WE ARGUEING OVER A TV SHOW. WHY!!!!!!!!!!

  • I WISH GOD COULD SHOVEHIS OWN FACE IN THE OVEN

  • Wow would it really annoy some people if you keep telling them to hit 5?

  • I don't care what anyone thinks, I found this funny.

  • Hahahaha FUCKING RETARDS DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP.

    Honestly do you think your youtube comment is going to convert people or make them change their beliefs?

    OF COURSE NOT. COME FOR THE VIDEO, STAY FOR THE VIDEO, AND SHOVE THOSE RELIGIOUS COMMENTS UP YOUR ASS.

  • Really doesn't work without the setup.

  • I don't get it.

  • Not funny

  • Who was dreading the comment section after clicking on this video?

  • What the hell

  • 0:00 thats what she said

  • This is a video worth having a serious religious debate over.

    Like an idiot. I'm in.

  • And here's the religious debate! People taking a joke to far on both sides

  • These religion arguments are soooooooo pointless oh my lord

  • God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

  • God*

  • ...howed he kill god? ...aint he already dead

  • press 5 repeatedly

  • thats what she said

  • afro u rule i am atheist and if u r christiam thats up to you, i belive in what i want and u too, its something just yours

  • I used to be an aitheist, then I took an arrow to the knee...

  • It would be nice to see one video including God without any F**KING RELIGOUS DEBATES! Deal with it people, its out there. I'm Christian, alot of my friends are athiests and I don't give two F**KS! Super Christians, shut up, let Aithests belive what they want! Super Aithests, shut up, let Christians belive what they want!

    PS: Einstein belived in god, but wasn't Christian. Not Christian, Not Aithest, stop arguing!

  • @TheAfroThunder1

    People are idiots. Of course they're going to bitch and moan about shit.

  • @MonsuierBrain I know. There stupid tw**s... Nice profile picture, though.

  • @TheAfroThunder1 Einstein DIDN'T believe in God. He described his "god" as the laws of nature, an abstract view of the universe. It was a misuse of the word, and is very misleading. And even if he did believe in God, so fucking what?

  • @bryanhaw1 Albert Einstein is on record as saying that he did not believe in a personal God. The keyword is personal. Einstein did not believe that god knows about you on a personal level, that interferes in anyway in response to prayers. Instead, he believed that there was a God that maintained and created the harmony of the universe. I was making a point, that not ALL (As Seth Macfarlene lets on) people who belive in God are stupid. Let me guess, your an athiest?

  • @TheAfroThunder1 That's not necessarily what that quote implies. If you choose to infer that he believed in a god, but not a personal one, then that made him deist, and saying he believed god "maintained" the universe would be incorrect.

    Seth wasn't implying that all theists are stupid. I'm not sure how you came to that conclusion. And yes, I am an atheist.

    PS - If you're going to call someone a stupid twat, you might consider using the correct form of "there".

  • @bryanhaw1 Not all thiests are stupid in Family Guy, huh? Name 1 (I empathise, just ONE) thiest on FG that wasen't streyotypical. Go on, do it.

  • @TheAfroThunder1 That was cool how you just casually misquoted me. I said the video doesn't imply that all theists are stupid. As for your challenge of naming a theist on FG that isn't stupid, I will refer you to Lois. She is a moderate Christian.

    Family Guy doesn't mention religion too often, and when it does, it's usually about abstinence or young Earth creationism (which are certainly stupid).

    You should work on your grammar.

  • @bryanhaw1 Lois is not a "Moderate Christian". Seen "Not all Dogs Go To Heaven", when she acts really "Evily" to Brian when she finds out he's a athiest? She's abusive to Meg. And all the while, she's actually catholic... Not christian. So... Up for the challenge again?

  • @TheAfroThunder1 Catholicism is a sect of Christianity. How ignorant do you have to be to not know that? I'm tempted to believe you did know it, and are just trolling. Everyone in the show is abusive to Meg, it's an ongoing joke. There are theists who react negatively to atheism. That doesn't make them stupid. Beyond that, later in the show she accepted his atheism. Lois is one of the most respectable characters on Family Guy. She, Brian, and Stewie are the only ones who aren't stupid.

  • @bryanhaw1 Obviously, I knew that. Except for a few minor differences, Catholicism and Christianity are the same, but still a different religon. The logic that you say, if one person does it its OK. I understand recuring joke, but she is just awful to Meg with no sign of love. There are thiests that act negitavly to athiesism, but not all. Thats my point. How is Brian smart? Ok, he is, but theres a recuring joke hes rasict. Stewie trys to kill his mum. VERY SMART! (Continuing)

  • @TheAfroThunder1 A Catholic is always a Christian. A Christian is not always a Catholic. There is no "pure Christian" religion. It's all sects of Christianity. Nobody in the show is nice to Meg. Not a single person. Religion has nothing to do with it. Brian is racist because he's a dog. Dogs always bark at black people. Stewie built a time machine and a mind control device, among other things.

    I don't care about your original comment, I corrected you when you said Einstein was a theist

  • @bryanhaw1

    1. I said Einstein believed in a God. Not a Christian God, a God, which he said he does. 2. I have never seen a dog bark at a black man, at least not in particular.

    3. Fair enough on Stewie, but Lois still acts bad to Brian because he's an atheist, which most theists don't.

    4. Are you American?

  • @TheAfroThunder1 Einstein was an agnostic atheist, position I highly respect but disegree with.

  • @TWSYFree How the hell can you have an agnostic athiest?! He belived in A (The keyword is A) God.

  • @TheAfroThunder1 The word is ATHEIST with an e before an i. Thank you. xD Everybody makes that mistake. Now, to business. To be an atheist is to defend the phylosophical position that there are no Gods.To be agnostic is to defend the position that no one can prove it. An agnostic atheist is someone who doesn't believe there are Gods, but doesn't claim to know that for sure/ claims that it is impossible to know for sure.

  • @TWSYFree he's more like a Atheist Theist. He believes there is a god, but not a Christian/Jewish/Muslim God ect.

  • @TheAfroThunder1 Nope. He said that for him "God" was the Universe going as it should. Also there is a letter he sent to some guy that leaves no doubts abut his agnostic atheism.

  • @TheAfroThunder1 Now about Einstein position towards religion, he was either agnostic or an agnostic atheist. If you don't agree, I could bring evidence.

  • @TWSYFree More on the agnostic side of the field, but he was more like a agnostic-theist seeing how he believed there is a God but did not believe in a religion.

  • @TheAfroThunder1 Show me the quote where Einstein said he believed in a god. Everything I've read points to him having an abstract "god" which was a misuse of the word. Even if Einstein was a deist, I ask again, so what? Dogs do bark at black people.  That's why Family Guy has Brian barking at black people. He always apologizes for it. Just because you don't know theists who act negatively towards atheists, it doesn't mean they don't exist. They're abundant in America. And yes, I am.

  • @bryanhaw1

    1. I never said NO theist act negatively to atheists. I said I don't know any that do.

    2. Dogs must act weirdly in US 'cause here in the UK no dogs bark at black people.

    3. "In view of such harmony in t