Use My 'A' As A 'C'

[28steryan]

Kunt is my favorite Cunt, I love him xxx

[28steryan]

@28steryan Mike is sexy to but only when running kids over whilst pissed up xxx

[adamjmorris24]

amazing! arse is a cunt

[fraidy21]

i fucken love this stuff so hilarious my mrs is so sick of me singing it around the house ahahaha and the song bout amy

[BillyWigmore]

lmao basildon eastgate

[poopfist]

Just this once!

[randomlook]

Very funny guys, I'm surprised this hasn't broken through in Australia - this is the sort of 'non-pc' stuff that has disappeared down here, and most Aussie love that shit!

[Shmulvey]

Hang on how the FUCK can they ban music and art? This is bullshit! Anything that's out in the Top 40 these days I find more offencive. Same music recycled over and over with a different singer and videos with people showing us how much more money they have than me! I guess freedom of expression doesn't count anymore. If Damien Hirst did this song they would have it on the front page saying it was God like! This has pissed me off now! I may come back to rant later! Drinking a guinnes and mad

[Brummy010]

2:04 LMFAO!



[Dirtcreature]

I'm trying to convince my girlfriend that this will be THE perfect song as our first dance at our wedding.

[lordprimett]

Fucking legendary, Love this, just like the Nick Clegg version. Dont know why the YT channel got closed, mugs.

[joenorris1988]

Watching Kunt in Preston next Wednesday, can;t fucking wait!

[ReagansJellyBeans]

if trololololol and richard hammond had a kid, it would look exactly like kunt

[TheNialist]

Lol the Eastgate centre, Basildon forever!



[TheUnderblenge]

Kuntandthegang's real channel has been terminated by youtube! :O :(

WANKERS

[mikefordham]

@TheUnderblenge Don't worry we'll be back, bigger and harder than before and with all spunk dribbling out the end.

[Dirtcreature]

@TheUnderblenge Maybe You Tube ought to ask us if we want a vid removed before treating us like idiot kids and deleting it "for our own good". They haven't removed any of Michael Jackson's vids, and he touched boys, so why the hell can't they leave Kunt alone?

[TAIKAMIA1]

i can never walk around eastgate the same again...=\ lol

excellent stuff Kunt!



[takemeeasy332]

Fucking hilarious and catchy i love it!

[lancebond]

@Donnamarie1982 why should he be ashamed of this? he's not offended by it.

and what the fuck is reord store anyway it's RECORD store you retard

[mikefordham]

@Donnamarie1982 if it upsets you so much then would you be so kind as to write an angry letter to the Daily Mail? It's just we might reach the Top 40 by next week and we need as much exposure as we can muster.

[Donnamarie1982]

This is disgusting.You really ought to be ashamed of this.Those who came up with it and those who support it.It's crap like this that results in the horrific society we have today.I really hope this piece of rubbish DOESN'T get anywhere NEAR the charts OR reord stores.And more importantly,our children.Peace x

[RubyAlmqvist]

@Donnamarie1982

Piss off and listen to that X Factor shite instead then. Doesn't bother me what you think.

[The42bibles]

@Donnamarie1982 If you don't like it, don't listen.

Oh and its Number 66 in the charts!

[FoReSt4EVR]

@Donnamarie1982 Dont Like it? Dont Fucking Listen to it then.

[Goatmanification]

@Donnamarie1982 As if kids these days don't already know about everything in this song! And as if anything bad could come of it...

[mlgprotipsy]

@Donnamarie1982 FAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Brianthepig666]

@Donnamarie1982 kill yourself.

[choochooherecomes]

He looks a bit like Jimmy Bullard lol

[claypiesexygod]

i bought this fucking song on itunes like you told me to and it was my kids party yesterday and this fucking song came on twice! my father was furious and chinned me in the car park. Thanks kunt i hope you get in the top 40 or some shit. you owe me two pints.

[philmharvey]

This is an obvious contender for the Number 2 slot.

[satan666himself]

this is in the charts now number 66 so far haha

[TheWrongBoyfriends]

How could simon cowel resist

[MrCrappyfood]

<3

[guitaro465]

superepiimegalolz

nd wut do u where wen ur doin the gig in da documentry?

[Mrjimmy666]

That record company bloke looks like Burton C. Bell

[theskyisfalling100]

hey, whats yoor facebook called?

[g00dshit666]

fuck love it

[TheWonderfulWombat]

...his HEAD? That's gonna hurt.

[Pugragger]

@TheWonderfulWombat its not as bad as it sounds

[MrMashhead]

This is what the labour government have been doing to the UK since 1997!

[jpeeling123]

saw him last night! soo  fucking good!!

[killfill9]

this dude rocks so hard! i honestly would love to see him live!

[beatlegreg07]

Kunt you are the man. I wish i was at the zebra last week, i totally will be there next time you're in cambridge.

will cane it down to london to see you when you're there next too.

[theblackening]

Time for a FB group to get this to xmas #1 2010

[mikefordham]

That is a truly brilliant idea, and if it stops helmets like Joe McElderriere getting their wanky ballads to no.1 then all the better.

[schmagum]

@theblackening if RATM can do it, then why not? would have preferred 'Have a wank', though.

[wicksta1]

That mullet is awesome Mike. What happened to the wank fantasy video on here by the way?

[mikefordham]

Some cunt-dodger had it banned..."Inappropriate Content".

[Pugragger]

@mikefordham they should have a separate youtube for people with a sense of humor

[DrBadass92]

@mikefordham cunt-dodger might be my new favourite insult

[atombat]

@mikefordham Wow, they allow Jizz in my Pants video ----->

But no Wank Fantasy, lol fucking hysterical :)

[babyp3k]

violated Youtubes terms and conditions apparently, lol

[MrWankSock]

atre you kunt's management, MikeFordham? I'd like to hire his arsehole for 45 minutes in january please. What is the going rate? Will you chuck in a blow job if i give you a good review?

[mikefordham]

Thank you for your enquiry Mr. WankSock, our bookings department will be back to you sharpish. As I write I cannot guarantee fellatio as part of the evening's entertainment, it really depends how he feels on the night.

[MrWankSock]

Thank you for an easy, pleasant transaction. Excellent buyer. A++++++.

[25209098]

mike. on kunt's faisbook page you have a 'have you shit yourself?' pic. can i put that in my profile pics? i love it!!! just asking permission. its essentially free advertising and i wont edit it.

[mikefordham]

Mate you can do with it as you wish, what the Kunt puts up on there is for the people! All publicity is good publicity, though a certain Mr. Paul Gadd may disagree.

[25209098]

@mikefordham Thankyooou kind sirs! I shall spread the good word of youz around my gaff.

[25209098]

Who's the girl in geen with white trousers. I want her to use my arsehole as a cunt!

[mikefordham]

She was just this random bird that turned up on the day of the shoot. She makes me want to shoot if I'm honest.

[25209098]

Maaaan! Did anyone get up her? I wanna dine on that fanny like a greedy tramp over a bag of chips. Green lady, if you're reading' i'm a fairly attractive 22 yr old and I want you to shit on my cock.

[mikefordham]

Well I sincerely hope she does, we all deserve a stool over our privates from time to time.

[25209098]

Is nothing sacred mike? I try to woo a young lady and you have to eavesdrop with your smut! and where the fuck is she? if shes up for appearing on the cunting vid then surely she watches it, ergo sees my comments and shits over my ill formed penis.

[MitchD21]

Haha, Basildon Eastgate Shopping Centre!!!!

[tubingtothemax]

lmao thats grim!! how'd u get all thoes ppl to do that in middle of town lmao!! what year was it made??

[mikefordham]

They were rent-a-crowd, a.k.a. the Kunt army! The video was made on a very fucking hot day in 2006.

[IkkyPker]

ROFLLLLL never seen this video before of K & the gang... i live in basildon! :D so yeah well used of town centre!

[docterfook]

Docterfook approves. Nice use of Baz town centre

[mikefordham]

You are clearly a man of taste.

[george1punk2]

LOL

[Drizzlerman]

hahahahahahaha wow so funny and gross, this was a real dirty one

[loonie1011]

lmfao

[SturmMitfahrer]

Man this is Goooood Shit! fukin love it!

[xxakazzaxx]

actually the shit is around the brim

[MrFurbysingh]

Fancy doing a show in Prague?

[chibikay82]

Kuntifornia Wants Kunt!

[dannyexpress]

Kanada wants Kunt!

[straffster2]

lmfaooooo :P

[thezombo3]

basldon

[TheMusicPoint]

go on then just this once use mi arse hole as a cunt

[Jo1shmesh]

LOL. funyyyyy

[Dodershift]

one word: FUCKSTICKS.

[Dougiesuz]

Disco Minge Records?? ROFL!!!!

[YourAShitFace]

OMGosh Kunt! This song is sooooo exellent, you really have put the joy back into making use out of every whole. Lol.

Will you please make a song and come and play it out loud around Canterbury because I know I will come and help you sing it loud.

Thank you for sharing your musical talents with every one. xx

[zSimoriah]

Absolutely the best Kunt song, video great too, very well 'acted'!!!

[HadoukRich]

2:04 is amazing...

[MasterBeef116]

What is it..? =S

[saraXXXlmao]

Or You Might End Up With Sh*t Around Your Brim.

ROFL

[rubberduckzilla]

" shit around your brim" pmsl! epic

[saraXXXlmao]

Hahaha! rubberduckazilla woooop. <3 oasis

[fruitbizzle]

lol lick his ass

[timtamslammer]

Go on then just this once.....

[stonforcebassbohab]

Fine bend over ;)

[LukeTheRocker666]

This is brilliant! it best get famous!!

[kick52]

rofl.

[callisto9]

I love this song so much. Loved it two years ago, love it now.

[galactica04]

just gets better doesn't it.

[democes]

one of the funniest things ive evr seen but quite disturbing at the same time.

werer those random people following the kunt guy?

[stevensantosss]

use my ass , use my ass , use my asshole

[1livein]

do americans like this

[mikefordham]

I have no idea, I've never asked them.

[bboy1025]

love it. kunt is genius. its vulgar so most people that hear it think its just homo because they have never heard any of his other songs. i bet no more than a few hundred people know of him over here though. me and my buddies think hes hilarious though.

-american

[ArlianaChan]

a bit crude for me but quite enjoyable:D

[1livein]

neek

[NitrousMcBread]

Use my duodenum as a pancreas

[callisto9]

^ LOL!

[flowerpunkchip]

LOL

great chorus

and documents how some of the record industry works

[mattviralfactory]

easily the funniest thing in world

[rxten]

fantastic!

[KatieDent5534]

Hahaha

[BlaizeAngel]

hahahahhahahahha soooooooooo funny :) love it

[jay1c]

awsome!! look out MTV awards.

[happybonzo]

a blinder