SantagatoTV! - The Evolution Of The Female

[NYG12BIGblue]

wait cooties arent reel, o shit, what the hell am i gonna do with this body???

[kitwaggz]

5:55 Forever Alone...

[Lucyia90]

This guy is god c:

[Chelsx3xx]

hi

[loveandmathematics99]

im in my newly single girl stage...haha you are spot on!!!

[iLOVEFameMonsters]

Theres something in my vagna and it wants to get ouuuuuttttt.

[sushi24515]

Holy shit... its a little person <3

[TheOneAndOnlyBone]

THERE IS A DEMON INSIDE ME! HOOOLLLY SHIT ITS A LITTLE PERSON! lmfao i couldnt stop laughing

[theofficialantigoni]

Theres a movie with Brooke Shields about the whole thing... a girl getting pregnant but not having any idea what it means ::P

[LostWordsXo]

THERE IS SOMETHING INSIDE MY VAGINA AND IT WANTS TO GET OUT!! im dyingggggg

[GemGem1293]

oh mah gahd, DYING srsly you should be a comedian dude lol

I'd purchase your comedic cd

[KimmyLve]

Follow On Instagram && Twitter @kimmylve :D

[Blrr2010]

5:56 - totally me.. HOLLLLA.

[TheYoFaith]

haha. :) From far away, you look like channing tatum nd you really sound like him. Justsayin. :)

[liquiddoomer]

Fuck YES! Funniest fucking youtube comedian!

[abcbamz17]

Dude is fuckin rad, awesome seeing another male willing to admit the truth and to just talk about how awesome women are sexually and non-sexually, though not much detail was mentioned about females and shit it was good to be reminded about a few of these things

[nmutua11]

so true except thank god i have nothing to do with the chonga stage like 90% of the girls on fb....and by the way i am in 8th grade 2 GREAT

[alienwithahamberger]

1:00 fuck yeah niggas

[micky1595]

you're fucking awesome

[MsRadster123]

You remind me so much of Vinny from Jersey Shore I dont know why!! Like if u think so too

[Preatyeye]

Omg the lil sneeze soo cute lol

[kykla7]

at 6:29 you totally looked like Shia Labeouf

[GioMartini197]

mike posner + vinny from jersey shore = this guy

[DJApollo691]

that baby scene had me laughing so hard my roommate came in to see why was so insanely funny hahha and i don't laugh a youtube shit

[TheYankeegirl3]

OMG Ive been to the field ur at in the pic at the end <3 #NEWYORK<3

[injectedcorruption]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my ENTIRE life. ajdshhfhekurwegsdkj

[FashionBaybeex3]

Asdfghjkl ilove u

[FOBLOVERRRR]

I'm half latina and SO glad I did not go through that chonga stage haha

[tatianne911]

LMFAO! omg hes hilariousss and cute too ;p

[anniesm1]

"I'm not gonna take my wallet out, you seen my tits man?"

[Sara2694]

1:03-1:18 Hahahahahahah



[julieenanaa]

the birth scene had me dying i cried. i had to pause and everything ... I LOVEEEEEE YOUUUUU !

[hopeshines2]

@julieenanaa omg im in the library and i almost died

[MixxelPixxel]

Cooties do exist, it's an old term made in the 1920's for lice.

[thegreenstripes]

OMGGGGGG, that birth scene was epic.

[MizzHonduras]

LMFAO IM FUCKING DEAD!

[gigigigi52]

he reminds me of a male version of Jenna Marbles :)

[RtTicuTte]

"man, i duno much about ostriches, but they just look really fuckin dumb"

[TheGrassIsBlue929]

lmao , this video had me LOLing , like legit. forever alone with cats ;D

[sharhanable]

ahahahha



[alabinki]

5:45 hilarious lol

[lovely1833]

proud to say i never went through the chonga stage. it was actually more of a british stage... but yeah, much much classier lol.

[SophiaMaria023]

you know what a chonga is?!?! LOL. I thought that was only known in Miami.

[browneyedoutcast]

@SophiaMaria023 omg me too! lmbo

[sofiamusicpage]

LMAO that was hilarious

[mariahmae1]

I swear, everytime I get bored I go on Youtube & just watch your videos ((:

[x4kathy4x]

LOL Cooties.

[debfigs]

does anyone else just absolutely adore him?

[Gr33kInTheAM]

omg going into labor lol I just died laughing

[heymynameiselias]

i can't stop laughing at the labour part i had to pause the video!!!!!! omggggg

[xo1angelsecretxo]

Guys are the dumbest animals on this planet...besides ostriches. GOD I FUCKEN LOVE YOU.

[InfamousChickk]

I can't believe you from Astoria D: when i moved out of brooklyn i lived in sunnyside. not that far :P now i live by the qcm >.> well you're really funny, keep it up :3

[ArianaTaylor11]

u live in astoriaa :D ayee

[xoOJDxo1994]

LOLOLOL

[danaabbs4]

"THERE IS SOMETHING IN MY VAGINA AND IT WANTS TO GET OUT! OMG IT'S A DEMON!"

so fucking funny

[soodp031]

the labour part had me rolling on the fucking ground!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude, ur hilarious. keep doing what ur doin

[happpyface06]

i almost peed myself at the giving labour part LMAO

[KatiSaraiTavo11]

hahahah ur awsome!

[Hatzopulos23]

anthrax lmfao

[reerrify]

Cooties=STD's :P

[bodmon32]

LMFAOOO OSTRAGES<3 

[Emilybieber4life]

Your eyes are beautiful

[soflyohmyyy]

no beard.

[lostanddefeated]

You have such good taste in music.

[KeshaLesha140]

I would have screamed too.....

[ithappenedin92]

Cooties don't exist, but germs do. And if someone were to spray me with their sneeze, I'd probably scream too.

[x0mariiaaa1]

LMFAO!!!! there is something in my vagina and it wants to get out!! its aDEMON!!!!! xD love u joe

[nataliee3317]

1:03 - 1:18 funniest shit ever!!! 'theres a person in my vag*** and it wants to get out!!

[bluefire10210]

the ostrich got me lmao

[bluefire10210]

its a little person!!!

[SydneyBehm]

I bet the 15 dislikes on this video is chongas. FUCK THE CHONGAS

[necoo214]

correction : my cats and I

[jcd74747]

ITS A DEMON!

[Director347]

ima get some tits lmao

[coolcurryboi]

LLLMMMMMMFFFFFFAAAAOOOOOO



[sanchez4490]

whats the second song??

[gevisgod]

Cootymist Attack!!!

[cutiepie0806567]

Your hot :)

[bluedolphin12dc]

how bout walk her to the door instead of sitting in the car waiting and when you go pick her up go to the door dont wait for her to get in your car while your sitting there like some creep. be a gentleman.

[leoandpao]

oh nvm NYC i figured! me too! :)

[leoandpao]

what part of the US r u from? Cause u brought up chonga and spanish accent lol... & how old are you? just to see if we're from the same generation :)...by the way it was funny! good job

[ehoyos92]

There's a demon inside of my vagina! LMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[vl0ra87]

LMAOOO. omg this video had me dying from the labor part to the part about the cooties and the sneeze lmaoo that killed me!

[narekabanba]

they probably thought they were taking a shit until it came out the other hole

[simplyXcmcluv]

LOL @ Eddie Davis's comment at the end

[CABSrHereYeahBuddy]

ur fucking halirous

[XOvalXO916]

can we send u dead animals ?

[RandomChelseaxX]

LMFAO. cootie mist xDDD

[misstania95]

lmfaoooo

[ohheysammm]

Holy shit, I went through the changa stage. nonononono. lololololol.

[livelaughsingh]

LMAOOOOOOO a little person, the voice omg I'm dead <3

[kitttty21]

i dont know much about ostritches but they just look really f*cking dumb lmfaooo

[failwhalehbts]

@failwhalehbts FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER <3 

[areley1]

The beginning oh. I almost died.

[1000greenday]

Lol i love the end pic i want his pin

[IhtsCamillahx345]

OSTRICHESSS LMFAO

[cindy8259]

it's impossible to think about the first woman who gave birth because there was a woman before her who gave birth to her, and one before that and one before that and so on :P

[MelanieMarieBarranca]

if we do send u mail can u do mail vlogs? and read the mail that u have recived in the week or in the month

[jsaunders0509]

the demon baby part, holy fuck. fantastic

[Angelogoutzi]

Yo Joe we should play ball at 48th sometime

[lanasgirl19]

Screw Jenna Marbles, marry me... :P <3

[PressSuscribeFor69]

Hey by any chance do you play COD(Call of Duty) ?

[aznskaterLOL]

omfg the chonga stage is so true!

[9GaggerMaydi]

you are famous in Homestead, FL. !!! my friends & i LOVE you !

[MelanieMarieBarranca]

you and jenna marbles would be great together

[marianahanias]

you can be the demon in my vagina any day..

[dxoxoable]

you and jenna marbles get marry

[cobby1447]

I just sent u a frog......live frog

[RoxyHeartsYa]

GILF. foreal.

[RoxyHeartsYa]

GILF.

[kevinduque19]

1:03 - 1:18 .....died



[DevourTheKey]

dont fkn killllll me omg so sexy

[oliviaottolino]

you're so hot

[Jennnaayyy89]

hahahaha omg ur videos make my day and are pretty accurate although for me i went from the learning straight to the discovery stage i had pretty strict parents so there was no chonga or the guess who i hooked up with stages for me lol

[CreatineGod43]

ya ik how you feel man

do a wwe one...

[fennelchannel]

I laughed so hard at the labour part.

[missworld0421]

omg he's nothing like jenna marbles meaning he is actually funny damn you jenna marbles fans are fuckin annoying

[Brownie199100]

Haha nevermind found it

[Brownie199100]

Lmao! Love your videos, Joe! Keepit up! Love ya! By the way, its tuesday where is my video?? Hope everythings okay

[chelseaxescamilla]

omfg its a demon, hahahaha

[TheGunzman892]

cootie mist (y)

[jeasinjay]

i fukking love this guy ! <333

[unpredictablepeeps1]

lmao my mom thinks im crazy cuz i cant stop laughing!!!!!!! XD

[reannaparisix0x]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[Jante131]

i knew there was something about him... he's DEFINITELY from Queens! (:

[elleoquence]

:') i'd eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with you.

[ciscoboi8]

wholly shit its a little person XD too freakin funny!

[TheChloeSpeaks]

Y U SO FUNNY?!

[vinny69ify]

bro you fuckin rock lol keep theam comming

[xFallenxAngelx100]

i just cried! (and made myself look like a complete ass in a meeting) watching this video. THERE IS SOMETHING IN MY VAGINA! AND IT WANTS TO GET OUT!!

[GoAskAislinn]

There is something, in my vagina, and it wants, to GET OUTTTTT. LOLOLOL <3

[osnapitznicky]

im dying !!!(:

at the sneezing part

[BLAhhxoxox]

why would people dislike this?

[AMYTRUDEAU]

I am fucking screaming at the labour part!

[MaiAndTophRule]

thumbs up for Pokemon reference ;)

[lovecece123]

u r so funny and hot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[1DirectionStories]

4:34 at least someone can admit it!

[falling123love]

i wanna have a make-out spree with you. 

[agustinoandmorgino]

2 dislikes = Ostrich,Marilyn Manson

[resurrectionblad3]

hay dude how old are you if you dont mind me asking

[chonchonman]

you r gay

[chonchonman]

hi



[ajbroekhuyse]

You have the best music at the start of your movies. (:

[EllaAngell]

I fucking love you. lmfao

[mishhee]

ITS A DEMON! lmao.

[pceballos1006]

i can't stop laughing and the video just started ...

[LiTtLeDaNCer54]

'like fucking eyes bout to pop out cause you don't know how to sneeze correctly'

[LiTtLeDaNCer54]

My Favorite Parts are From 0:47-1:19 'There is something in my vagina and it wants to get out!!!!!'

[uhearbutudontlistenn]

if i walk by you with extreme cleavage will you have sex with me

[TrustNoHoe681]

" i thought this was a pokemon move " LMFAO

[rwjluan101]

jared from subway. lmao.

[tmuldoon7]

holy shit ur like 20 min from my house!! :D

[57reta]

' Guys who i hooked up w/ , fucking Billy ,Mike & John, but not all at the same time '

[margaret84a]

LOL Your a dork.. but super funny! Keep up!

[letlosebro123]

i love you <3

[rwjluan101]

LIVE FROM MY BASEMENT.

[AnllllllZx]

I can imagine girls sending him nudes.

[kortneyzerphey]

marry jenna marbles please

[dancervecchio]

LMFAOOOO

[OneDlova]

I love his girl voice. awesomeness

[66sWIFEY4LYPH]

the reaction of the first women to give birth makes me think of how the first person to take a shit reacted! lol

[AugustVHope]

love how he shoves all girls in the same category its okay most of its right and he admits at one point some aren't exactly that way, but most are lol

[Whiteboyrep]

4:49 the ostrage LOL 

[rosemarieodonnell24]

vinny from the jersey shore... I SAY NO MORE

[jmontero87]

dude where you from you think like a smart dominican very nice content on your vids

[NBAsshole]

You sir are a god of comedy on youtube. I fucking love you. No homo. Maybe a little.

[Ashleybitches1]

dasnnn your really sexy ;*

[TheWordforyou]

soooooooo HILARIOUS!

[jmaritz328]

lmfaoo your sexy and funny at the same time!

[lyndion87]

LMFAOOOOO



[jkayheyhey]

hahahahah fuck, you're funny.