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  • rive tooooooooad

  • this is funny and unfunny at the same time

  • toad licking arrest? lmao!

  • what do you want tme to do master? 

  • ...da fuck?

  • what is this crap i just watched?

  • It's Jabba the toad.

  • Think someone takes a rail here…

  • What the heck was ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

  • It stairs, into your soul.

  • @MegaKoolaidgirl Stares, you mean.

  • @Dazoto :P

  • is that what he was giving the kids for halloween?

  • what did they put in my drink

  • The real toad is at 0:07. Look at that grotesque pile of blubber!

  • politoad used hypnosis.

  • This video makes people know that toads are better than frogs.

  • dude i think im tripin lol

  • oh fuck...

  • I think he licked a colorado river toad...

  • What the hell did I just watch?

  • COLORADO HYPNOTOAD.

  • ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD

  • i have been hypnotized by the toad

  • LMFAOOO one year later and I'm STILL laughing!!! XD

  • this video is retarded

    but what the fuck is the big deal about river toads anyways?

    its a fucking toad yo.. it easily coulda hopped its warty ass in the house all by its damn self.

  • @TH3C4T4LYST well dear, the 'warts' on the back of the toad are actually poison glands, and people like to lick the secretions to get high and hallucinate.

  • all hail him! forever!

  • damn! now i will never be able to look at Jeff Robinov again!

  • That was disturbing.

  • WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • We obey..all glory to the hypnotoad......btw.."arrestetd for lickin a toad" ?? seriously? XDDDDDD

  • KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • My... BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This actually would be the closet thing to a hypno toad.

    after licking it that is.

    trip ur face off @.@

  • Woah what the hell!? I didn't even lick the toad and I'm freaking out!

  • All hail the hypno-toad.

  • This video is stu... ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD!

  • EM KCIL

  • What's wrong with a Colorado River Toad? Do they sell drugs?

  • @PatrickMc1nerney lol. the 'warts' are actually glands that secrete toxins, and people like to lick it to get high

  • STFU FAGGGGS!

    You ain't funny, fucking get a life.

  • all hail the hypno toad!!!

  • So he used the toad's poison to make drugs? Seems a lot of drugs are made from poisons (like LSD). Many snort-type drugs are caustic and can dissolve the tissues inside the sinuses over time. And there's meth which makes you rot like a zombie and melts holes in your brain.

  • @IggyHazard You sound like a typical anti-drugs person - ignorant to the bone and proud of it ...

  • @illegalsmirf So you're pro-toad-licking?

  • lol fat cop!

  • what would have been better is if you played the toad song from family guy....MAKE A NEW VIDEO OF THIS

  • ITS HYPO MAKIS MINON

  • ALL GLORY TO THE COLORADO RIVER TOAD

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  • @necrotolax hahah. you nailed em all man.

  • I don't know why this is so funny to me...

  • hypnotoad is the only defense aganst dr. hax

  • wait they found a colorado river to-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

  • made me and my girlfriend piss ourselves soooo funny

  • UUGHH!! HE'S USING SHARINGAN! LOOK AWAAYYYYY!!!

  • CALLARADU RIVR TOOD

  • WTF. this is so retarded

  • i may have to get one of these things. the oil makes you hallucinate. i just found that out haha, should be fun.

  • RIVER TOAD!

  • @SoldierL96 I didnt do it and the lil girl raped me! XD

  • @blackopsrule i know the shemale found me outside and... and... i dont wanna talk about it...

  • rofl!! AWESOMEEE

  • ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD whoa that made me feel dizzy

  • HYPNOTOAD

  • who the fuck posted this stuALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

  • laughing so hard

  • lolwut

    

  • Operation Bad CANDY!!! Holy shit thats to funny thumbs up if you want some bad candy right now =D

  • what the fuck..................... -__-  lmfao

  • i love skiALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

  • what dose the toad have to do with the drug people?

  • @REDeyedTREEfrog55 the 'warts' are actually glands that excrete toxins when it feels threatened

  • WTF???

  • Yeah Hypnotoad!!

  • ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD

  • a Colorado Ri...

  • c-cant look away!

  • I don't get it. People getting arrested, drug sting, Halloween...Glorious HypnoToad, what is thy bidding?

  • I miss Futurama.

  • @sparky413 the toads toxin from its 'warts'

  • ALL BOW TO HYPNOTOAD

  • ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

  • OMG! I CAN'T MOVE!

  • LAME.

  • ddduuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!­

  • A COLORADO RIVER TOAD TOAd TOad Toad toad...A COLORADO RIVER TOAd TOad

  • hypnotoad will get them all

  • LOL Futurama ref!!!!!!

  • what the hell is this shi-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

  • Shit is still fucking hilarious.

  • a colorado river toad

  • Epic

  • il watch this while trippin on LSD!

  • AHAHA

  • this is so epic on so many levels

  • i dont laugh at much, because it takes something out of the ordinary to make me laugh, but i must say, this made me laugh!!

  • that's gold dude

  • 0:28

    Kakashi's Mangekyou Sharingan!

  • huahahhahahha

  • HYPNOTOAD!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This is hilarious because it takes something relatively ordinary and makes it dramatic and psychedelic, even! XD

  • AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • As much as I love frogs and toads, I must say this is beyond lame... sorry.

  • @rayne7806 what do you mean?

  • ALL GLORY GOES TO THE HYPNOTOAD

  • LMAOOOOO

  • for a fake ass shitty vid its pretty funny

  • FAKE!!

  • how shocking

  • @taisentetsu no shit asshole

  • what the hell is this???

  • lol

  • lol

  • I live within walking distance of the largest concentration of these :)

  • God, I know that all creatures, great and small, were put on this planet for a reason. But frogs and toads really get on my nerves.

  • Its a fact that the colorado river toad is like drugs when you lick it.

  • ALL HAIL HYPNO TOAD!

  • HYPNO TOAD O_O

  • what the hell ? ?

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAA WTF???

  • fail o-o

  • Reminds Me Of Futrama HypnoToad.

  • oh my gosh its jus- ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD

  • The Hypno Toad with the notable absence of actual hypno

  • They actually arrest people in america for licking toads?

  • Why, do you do it on a daily basis?

  • LOL

  • This one sucks..

  • Cccoolloorraaddoo Rrriiivvver Toaddddd

  • It's the HYPNO TOAD!

  • @Archimonde259 all hail hypnotoad!!!

  • LMFAO.

  • paranoid lol...

  • wtf???

  • I first watched this video when it came out & thought it was the funniest shit ever. 2 years later it doesn't make me laugh. I guess when you mature you lose your sense of humor. At least I can say it changes.

  • To inform all you confused people in the world: you can't get high licking the toad, it's a complete myth, you dry the venom and smoke it. Dumbasses.

  • you can tried it what can you add ...

  • I'd lick it, like there was no tomorrow!!

  • he licked a toad.. o.O

  • who that police man is fucking fat!

  • hmm hmmm COLORADO RIVER...TOAD!!!!

    hilarious

  • river toad.

  • boooring

  • ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

  • THE RIVER TOAD!!!!!!!!!!!

  • cool

  • HYPNO TOAD

  • STUPID.

  • funny as running(that means not funny)

  • only if yur a fat fuck

  • should i laugh or something

  • FREAK!

  • ...Wtf? That wasn't even funny.

  • hahahah lol that shit was hilarious as fuck

    Colorado river t ---ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

  • HA OMG!

  • C OLORADO RIVER T O A D

  • Arrested for licking toads what the hALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

  • omg i was actually getting hypnotised at the end lol

  • Okay seriously what the fuck is goiALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

  • lol from news to crepy~

  • wtf???

  • ....wtf o.o.... that kinda got a little creepy towards the end there...

  • WICKED!

  • LOL!

  • Toad-licking? That is disgusALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

  • I love the description.

    "......you'll love Dramatic Toad less than half as much!"

  • brains... brains... mmmmm.....

  • lol that was random...

    and this man was arrested for drug dealing during halloween and police also found a toad =D

  • colorado river toad

  • ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD

  • umm...ok?

  • jeremiah was a bullfrog

  • I wonder how many people aren't aware of the toads which, when licked, induce a drug-like effect from the poisons in their skin. If more people knew, this would be understood as humorous by more people.

  • huh?

  • Why was this to me recommended to me lol? still, awesome

  • ALL GLORY TO THE HIPNOTOAD!

  • Lol. What?

  • Fucking shit wasted my time

  • lol, EPIC WIN

  • that was...er..how do I put this...interesting?