@TH3C4T4LYST well dear, the 'warts' on the back of the toad are actually poison glands, and people like to lick the secretions to get high and hallucinate.
So he used the toad's poison to make drugs? Seems a lot of drugs are made from poisons (like LSD). Many snort-type drugs are caustic and can dissolve the tissues inside the sinuses over time. And there's meth which makes you rot like a zombie and melts holes in your brain.
ago u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you.
I first watched this video when it came out & thought it was the funniest shit ever. 2 years later it doesn't make me laugh. I guess when you mature you lose your sense of humor. At least I can say it changes.
I wonder how many people aren't aware of the toads which, when licked, induce a drug-like effect from the poisons in their skin. If more people knew, this would be understood as humorous by more people.
rive tooooooooad
daryush002 2 months ago
this is funny and unfunny at the same time
g3orge13 3 months ago
toad licking arrest? lmao!
Tehwoon 3 months ago
what do you want tme to do master?
TheNishgrl 3 months ago
...da fuck?
Habilney 3 months ago
what is this crap i just watched?
gorillas400 4 months ago
It's Jabba the toad.
Fuzzer56 5 months ago
Think someone takes a rail here…
Sisyanor 5 months ago
What the heck was ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
JaceyDemy 5 months ago
It stairs, into your soul.
MegaKoolaidgirl 6 months ago
@MegaKoolaidgirl Stares, you mean.
Dazoto 6 months ago
@Dazoto :P
MegaKoolaidgirl 6 months ago
is that what he was giving the kids for halloween?
MattyMcCritic 6 months ago
what did they put in my drink
MrEdman127 7 months ago
The real toad is at 0:07. Look at that grotesque pile of blubber!
ReligiousZombie 8 months ago 19
politoad used hypnosis.
Zoro4rk 8 months ago
This video makes people know that toads are better than frogs.
ZirkTheLurker 8 months ago
dude i think im tripin lol
NoLimitRanger 8 months ago 2
oh fuck...
paweles882 8 months ago
I think he licked a colorado river toad...
Doomed747 8 months ago 4
What the hell did I just watch?
BravaCentauri 8 months ago 4
COLORADO HYPNOTOAD.
DelilahtheSpider 9 months ago
ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD
Goatllama 9 months ago 42
i have been hypnotized by the toad
lostboycmd 9 months ago
LMFAOOO one year later and I'm STILL laughing!!! XD
b1njjj95 10 months ago
this video is retarded
but what the fuck is the big deal about river toads anyways?
its a fucking toad yo.. it easily coulda hopped its warty ass in the house all by its damn self.
TH3C4T4LYST 10 months ago
@TH3C4T4LYST well dear, the 'warts' on the back of the toad are actually poison glands, and people like to lick the secretions to get high and hallucinate.
RaptorQueen 5 months ago
all hail him! forever!
CaptCamping 10 months ago
damn! now i will never be able to look at Jeff Robinov again!
dass0137 10 months ago
That was disturbing.
TharTassakahn 10 months ago
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pisirrinudo 10 months ago
We obey..all glory to the hypnotoad......btw.."arrestetd for lickin a toad" ?? seriously? XDDDDDD
kapibarra161 11 months ago
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
MrMauroDragon 1 year ago
My... BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quadroblitz 1 year ago
This actually would be the closet thing to a hypno toad.
after licking it that is.
trip ur face off @.@
MrFakegods 1 year ago
Woah what the hell!? I didn't even lick the toad and I'm freaking out!
joeseatat 1 year ago 2
All hail the hypno-toad.
MasterFreespirit 1 year ago
This video is stu... ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD!
SuperMonkey94 1 year ago
EM KCIL
marvelouzMe 1 year ago
What's wrong with a Colorado River Toad? Do they sell drugs?
PatrickMc1nerney 1 year ago 3
@PatrickMc1nerney lol. the 'warts' are actually glands that secrete toxins, and people like to lick it to get high
RaptorQueen 5 months ago
STFU FAGGGGS!
You ain't funny, fucking get a life.
IviettaLove 1 year ago
all hail the hypno toad!!!
xxxbustedsoulxxx 1 year ago
So he used the toad's poison to make drugs? Seems a lot of drugs are made from poisons (like LSD). Many snort-type drugs are caustic and can dissolve the tissues inside the sinuses over time. And there's meth which makes you rot like a zombie and melts holes in your brain.
IggyHazard 1 year ago
@IggyHazard You sound like a typical anti-drugs person - ignorant to the bone and proud of it ...
illegalsmirf 1 year ago
@illegalsmirf So you're pro-toad-licking?
IggyHazard 1 year ago
lol fat cop!
gokothegrate 1 year ago
what would have been better is if you played the toad song from family guy....MAKE A NEW VIDEO OF THIS
sasukeuchiha910 1 year ago
ITS HYPO MAKIS MINON
Blach1234 1 year ago
ALL GLORY TO THE COLORADO RIVER TOAD
Comito126 1 year ago
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necrotolax 1 year ago
@necrotolax hahah. you nailed em all man.
AaronLCoon 1 year ago
I don't know why this is so funny to me...
TheHuskerton 1 year ago
hypnotoad is the only defense aganst dr. hax
nosideup21 1 year ago
wait they found a colorado river to-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
agile52 1 year ago
made me and my girlfriend piss ourselves soooo funny
josephb787 1 year ago
UUGHH!! HE'S USING SHARINGAN! LOOK AWAAYYYYY!!!
Shikeii666 1 year ago
CALLARADU RIVR TOOD
fresca9990211 1 year ago
WTF. this is so retarded
mavking125 1 year ago
i may have to get one of these things. the oil makes you hallucinate. i just found that out haha, should be fun.
valchon123 1 year ago
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thumbs up if you just thought: wtf
Albin0Donkey 1 year ago
RIVER TOAD!
TEADRINKA 1 year ago
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ago u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you.
SoldierL96 1 year ago
@SoldierL96 I didnt do it and the lil girl raped me! XD
blackopsrule 1 year ago
@blackopsrule i know the shemale found me outside and... and... i dont wanna talk about it...
SoldierL96 1 year ago
rofl!! AWESOMEEE
Fminorpenta 1 year ago
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD whoa that made me feel dizzy
josta77 1 year ago
HYPNOTOAD
shadowserpentine 1 year ago
who the fuck posted this stuALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
MrAnnunaki 1 year ago
laughing so hard
reidobacanal5 1 year ago
lolwut
OpticalCow 1 year ago
Operation Bad CANDY!!! Holy shit thats to funny thumbs up if you want some bad candy right now =D
AFreeGamer 1 year ago
what the fuck..................... -__- lmfao
sasa33pep 1 year ago
i love skiALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
MusicCityRacer 1 year ago
what dose the toad have to do with the drug people?
REDeyedTREEfrog55 1 year ago
@REDeyedTREEfrog55 the 'warts' are actually glands that excrete toxins when it feels threatened
RaptorQueen 5 months ago
WTF???
BlobZandstuff 1 year ago
Yeah Hypnotoad!!
Cheeseian31 1 year ago
ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD
Tw4tz0r 1 year ago
a Colorado Ri...
revilor234 1 year ago
c-cant look away!
evilblades 1 year ago
I don't get it. People getting arrested, drug sting, Halloween...Glorious HypnoToad, what is thy bidding?
sparky413 1 year ago
I miss Futurama.
sparky413 1 year ago
@sparky413 the toads toxin from its 'warts'
RaptorQueen 5 months ago
ALL BOW TO HYPNOTOAD
sanfacona 1 year ago
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
sanfacona 1 year ago
OMG! I CAN'T MOVE!
CEJAZUPREMA 1 year ago
LAME.
D3XMAN 1 year ago
ddduuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Paradox1618 1 year ago
A COLORADO RIVER TOAD TOAd TOad Toad toad...A COLORADO RIVER TOAd TOad
Natervader13 1 year ago
hypnotoad will get them all
nubbubnub 1 year ago
LOL Futurama ref!!!!!!
pinetreepizza 1 year ago
what the hell is this shi-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Mrnotlonely1 1 year ago
Shit is still fucking hilarious.
Demithehunter 1 year ago
a colorado river toad
kendallbob 1 year ago
Epic
KingdomHeartsRulez12 1 year ago
il watch this while trippin on LSD!
harveyknicks 1 year ago
AHAHA
Hillarytalala 1 year ago
this is so epic on so many levels
Armidillodude 1 year ago
i dont laugh at much, because it takes something out of the ordinary to make me laugh, but i must say, this made me laugh!!
miniman1965 1 year ago
that's gold dude
roronoablade 1 year ago
0:28
Kakashi's Mangekyou Sharingan!
NickNet1 1 year ago
huahahhahahha
qplla 1 year ago
HYPNOTOAD!!!!!!!!!!!
RavingReflux 1 year ago 2
This is hilarious because it takes something relatively ordinary and makes it dramatic and psychedelic, even! XD
IggyHazard 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
kendallbob 1 year ago
As much as I love frogs and toads, I must say this is beyond lame... sorry.
rayne7806 1 year ago
@rayne7806 what do you mean?
RaptorQueen 5 months ago
ALL GLORY GOES TO THE HYPNOTOAD
G0odf3lla 2 years ago
LMAOOOOO
b1njjj95 2 years ago
for a fake ass shitty vid its pretty funny
will51sra 2 years ago
FAKE!!
taisentetsu 2 years ago
how shocking
GrumpyNinjaFairy 2 years ago
@taisentetsu no shit asshole
PsychoCharles17 2 years ago 2
what the hell is this???
shadowriser22 2 years ago 3
lol
123sporecreatures1 2 years ago 2
lol
123sporecreatures1 2 years ago
I live within walking distance of the largest concentration of these :)
revilor234 2 years ago 2
God, I know that all creatures, great and small, were put on this planet for a reason. But frogs and toads really get on my nerves.
gotch09 2 years ago
Its a fact that the colorado river toad is like drugs when you lick it.
Vidday365 2 years ago
ALL HAIL HYPNO TOAD!
shortymiget52 2 years ago 2
HYPNO TOAD O_O
im1just1here1 2 years ago 32
what the hell ? ?
archdevil1216 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAA WTF???
Scotsman707 2 years ago 2
fail o-o
sheepong 2 years ago
Reminds Me Of Futrama HypnoToad.
MrCssPwnage 2 years ago 3
oh my gosh its jus- ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD
zeroghostlyisdead 2 years ago 20
The Hypno Toad with the notable absence of actual hypno
ProughZack 2 years ago
They actually arrest people in america for licking toads?
platonicx 2 years ago
Why, do you do it on a daily basis?
SuperHaloStarwarsFan 2 years ago
LOL
N0pperab0 2 years ago 12
This one sucks..
NoneImparticular 2 years ago
Cccoolloorraaddoo Rrriiivvver Toaddddd
colinpownz 2 years ago
It's the HYPNO TOAD!
Archimonde259 2 years ago 27
@Archimonde259 all hail hypnotoad!!!
Spazadon 1 year ago
LMFAO.
Justakid12 2 years ago
paranoid lol...
BeatrizOria 2 years ago
wtf???
poprostutosiek 2 years ago 2
I first watched this video when it came out & thought it was the funniest shit ever. 2 years later it doesn't make me laugh. I guess when you mature you lose your sense of humor. At least I can say it changes.
PennyRoyaleTea 2 years ago 3
To inform all you confused people in the world: you can't get high licking the toad, it's a complete myth, you dry the venom and smoke it. Dumbasses.
imflyinn 2 years ago
you can tried it what can you add ...
platonicx 2 years ago
I'd lick it, like there was no tomorrow!!
ZaphodBeeblebro 2 years ago 2
he licked a toad.. o.O
buckster98 2 years ago 2
who that police man is fucking fat!
rueblisalat 2 years ago 3
hmm hmmm COLORADO RIVER...TOAD!!!!
hilarious
i1webcam 2 years ago
river toad.
Happylog1 2 years ago
boooring
Zefir123Fini321 2 years ago
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
CharlottePanicked 2 years ago 38
THE RIVER TOAD!!!!!!!!!!!
thefunkymunkys1 2 years ago 2
cool
DenizenInc 2 years ago
HYPNO TOAD
InternetHateMachines 2 years ago 5
STUPID.
FuzzyPinkAliens 2 years ago
funny as running(that means not funny)
superjay7716 2 years ago
only if yur a fat fuck
YonOtto 2 years ago
should i laugh or something
udin23 2 years ago 5
FREAK!
Joshyrockd123 2 years ago
...Wtf? That wasn't even funny.
CaptainSeasick 2 years ago 4
hahahah lol that shit was hilarious as fuck
Colorado river t ---ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Merrick0001 2 years ago
HA OMG!
CourtMonster549 2 years ago
C OLORADO RIVER T O A D
NBlunierProductions 2 years ago
Arrested for licking toads what the hALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
86naLa 2 years ago 2
omg i was actually getting hypnotised at the end lol
gurkinz 2 years ago 2
Okay seriously what the fuck is goiALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Garenzo 2 years ago 7
lol from news to crepy~
nandayoz 2 years ago
wtf???
b1njjj95 2 years ago
....wtf o.o.... that kinda got a little creepy towards the end there...
thehatedcat 2 years ago 3
WICKED!
intersparcolow 2 years ago
LOL!
vampadythie 2 years ago
Toad-licking? That is disgusALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
TobiJr2 2 years ago 20
I love the description.
"......you'll love Dramatic Toad less than half as much!"
sparkywundermutt1 2 years ago
brains... brains... mmmmm.....
ndyt 2 years ago
lol that was random...
and this man was arrested for drug dealing during halloween and police also found a toad =D
utubemaster666 2 years ago
colorado river toad
l3l0ody 2 years ago 5
ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD
bropink 2 years ago 3
umm...ok?
GvilleOvaloD 2 years ago
jeremiah was a bullfrog
kennylikes2lol 2 years ago
I wonder how many people aren't aware of the toads which, when licked, induce a drug-like effect from the poisons in their skin. If more people knew, this would be understood as humorous by more people.
tehnubzor 2 years ago 8
huh?
hahayou12345 2 years ago
Why was this to me recommended to me lol? still, awesome
TheTrueLegallyInsane 2 years ago
ALL GLORY TO THE HIPNOTOAD!
Glettso 2 years ago 3
Lol. What?
XcessiveEvil 2 years ago
Fucking shit wasted my time
Tboozytb 3 years ago
lol, EPIC WIN
karzplot 3 years ago 4
that was...er..how do I put this...interesting?
saradominrulez 3 years ago