Human Vending Machine

[kokum100]

example of guerilla marketing....hahahh

[1k59j1]

I would do this if I was rich

[eric1love]

This guy doesn't get paid enough.

[missnatalie333]

now thats my kinda job :)



[sirdrakey]

man the economy is really in the toilet !!!

[barbarash]

I'd love it if he let one of the kit kats hang from his finger tips after the money had been put in, just like the vending machines usually fuck me over every time I want something.

[Wasakracker79]

Poor man

[LeeHyunKyu1000]

What If It Gets Stuck hahaha You'd Have to pay another Dollar for him to get it hahahahahaha

[Chingobongo]

worst job eva

[greatislandprod]

We used to have one like these when i was a kid. They were called shops

[Jamesrocky3]

wtf????

[VLS1998t]

umm I want a kitkat.. NO wait,, noo I want a kit kat instead

[ReXLR]

@VLS1998t

i dont get this joke?

[VLS1998t]

@ReXLR theres only kit kats in there :P



[CheezeBurgerman1]

What would you like a kit kat or a kit kat

[TayTalory]

Isn't that we invented them in the first place so that we didemt have to do it

[TheCaptain008]

And THIS is what happens to all washed up hand models. Damn shame

[SuperDeath74]

soo inside have the real person?

[germmsss]

shittiest job i've ever seen

[mattrules888]

Kit kat is getting smartter because they trick people into BUYING the candy so the people think their going to get him out but he was pourposeley put in their so people would buy the candy and try and get him out

[MorrowindGamer]

I feel so sorry for the guy who actually was employed for this work.

[vendlovewin]

You guys should check out the Vend.Love.Win. contest on facebook!

All users have to do is upload a creative photo or video that includes their favorite vending machine or vended product. On the last day of each month, the top 20 entries with the most votes will each win $200 for a charity of their choice or a $200 Visa gift card for themselves to spend as they wish. They’re also giving away a $5,000 annual prize for the absolute BEST entry before March 30, 2012.

[HumanDynamite777]

He should have said "I have lemonade too, only every 5 hours"

[333iskateallday]

What if you have to piss

[cravonauto8617]

@333iskateallday if u had to pee if someone pointed below your croutch u pee for them so it is a drink and candy machine XD

[333iskateallday]

What if you gota piss

[webkinzhamster571]

Cool!!!!!!

[TristanCometComedy]

I wish there could be more of those around the globe. More jobs is better for the economy! :D

[thegoodcommentable]

@TristanCometComedy Thanks Hitler

[DoctorRainbow8321]

@thegoodcommentable Hitler was a great guy.

[bigzbert]

So many choices in that vending machine....LOL

[RitvarLegend]

thats a job, im broke, im willing to do this kind of job. please contact me.

[hellzone100]

@Kritickos LMFAO

[JimWarDerName]

lol wut?

[inlaquinta]

There is a hole in the back you can  see

[MrCurtisCox]

hmm what should i get... that one no that one....

[HersheyChocolates]

His parents must be proud.

[wenomz97]

4 ppl are human vending machines!

[kcmoto001]

you bastard you ate my dollar! *spartan kick lol*

[LoIages]

What an awesome job.

[loudpreditor]

in soviet russia kitkat buys you

[loudpreditor]

the best job ever insidea kitkat vending machine

[CTproductions100]

You just broke my kit kat bitch!

[kayu38]

LMAO if i was working there and a hot blonde comes by i would start jerking off and wip my dick out

[sjnz90]

Ive seen a much better one of these what was it called again..... oh yeah that's it a GROCERY STORE

[mikolagorbacok]

Is this in brighton???



[f0x432432]

lol

[KyleCom]

I wonder how you explain this as a past job when being interviewed for a new one :)

[questionshinobi18]

lol wut?

[solesquad]

ohhhh that kind of human.. hhhmmmmmnnnn.............

[ENT931]

if i was him i would kill myself

[Shannonislike]

HAHA THAT MADE MY DAY!

[The1FreeM4n]

I sooo want this job

[T16Akatsuki]

a human vending machine..... sounds a lot like a concession stand

[1Oneto2]

I would so just steal every kit kat in there if I was him.

[T16Akatsuki]

@1Oneto2 no no no. obviously they dont put random people in there. hes trying to make money, hence hes selling the kitkats meaning he owns them

[Lundt93]

@1Oneto2 Don't comment anymore , pls.

[1Oneto2]

@Lundt93 Just did.

[macgeek2004]

Worst. Job. Ever.

[ElectricJellyDonut]

if it where me in that machine i would've thrown the candy down as hard as possible

[joshfif]

push it over

[roygbiv330]

hahaha nice idea. 

[TheOwnageBanana]

Lmfao hes mom must be so proud of hes job.

[tyronesmith666]

what a fucking dumbass

[suzyjonas]

whoa a job like that, lol

[Fayyzz]

Oh gimme a break...

[Terrox92s]

if i stod in there, i would eat them instead

[xxxanimepopxxx]

If I were him, after waiting THAT long, I would have walked away ._.

[cookiecrisp93]

you should do a flying jump tackle.

[sasukeu1234]

@cookiecrisp93 You mean to Glomp the "Machine" Right?

[greatballzoffire1990]

wtf? lol

[cptIdiot]

the person inside must be like "Fuck my job"

[applefan0711]

Wouldn't he starve in there all day???

[nomolos619619]

@applefan0711 Haha, no. He has all the Kit Kats he could ever want.

[apo115]

drop in a penny and no one's the wiser.

[killercrx91]

WHAT A JOB!

[ImPoliticalOK]

Good selection kit kat and er kit kat

[rewiI21]

COOL...what if you point to his DICK, would he drop it too!...LOL!

[twilightfunny]

that has to be the coolest job ever

[Unguidedone]

this is a great marketing method

[sakurar0cks]

hmmm as the theme song goes -says sarcasticly- "gimme a break."

[kemnea]

hmm should i take the kit kat?

the kit kat?

maybe f i cant decide ill just take the kit kat....

[quantumdelta123]

Mmm could be wrong but that place looks like London Paddington.

[outlaw2411]

Place rectum on screen... then lolz

[acjcanadian]

So this is where the economy is leading. Slaves trapped in vending machines. Lol

[ToneysWorld]

thumbs up for going green lol

[darkshad109]

0:32 fap fap fap

[Allenhagerty]

@darkshad109 ha!

[mylove1364]

thats sooo cool!!!

[Ingamells17]

I'd just tell the fucker to get a real job.

[cheapjug]

wonder putting hell note in, will the candy come out?

[cheapjug]

@29razorback29 thumb up for u i laught alot.

[cotton509]

no description available is the perfect description

[LotusDragon09]

You see, now this is a nice alternative! You get your vending machine and someone gets a job!

[Goey55]

how much money does the guy in there get?

[xStoodleyySFCx]

@29razorback29 that made me laugh alot.

[Frickis]

Where was that?

[thadea]

just pretend you are putting money in and point!

[1mic1beat]

haahah

working like a machine? Have a break, A KitKat

[METALMAN4Wii]

Ummm can he breath good in there because it looks pretty air tight ? except for the bottom door that opens to get the candy or sweets what the british call it. maybe if someone doesn't open that bottom door so he can get some air every couple of minutes he'll suffocate to death......?

[iKoNiiCzGamingPS3]

this is one machine im not gonna put my hand up to get the candy

[justinpiu]

u see when she bend down that was a big ass

[cormacmccoy]

That's in Waterloo station!!! or at least looks like it. one big problem with that tho, he's gonna heat up al of those kit kats, CHOCOLATE IS BETTER COLD!!!!

[hedgehogrock7]

wut if theres a fire he wood b screwed

[mrwiggles123123]

i wonder if he poops in there

[machinima5667]

i would pretend to put in the money then point at kit kat

[maxico276]

cool



[TheJackAllen]

Hahaha this is such a good idea, you'd make so much money!

[RomanixLink]

heh when he gets hungry he just eat all the kitkat bars

[koongienoob]

wtf u dont ave to pay?

[Hayden1911]

@koongienoob ya they put in money then pointed :Þ

[standardbp]

@koongienoob thats might actually be true because you could probably just act like you're putting money in

[DeathM10]

Wow.. He can get a snack from inside XD

[ConversTrucks]

nice advert

[dylandior123]

When I read the title of this video I believed for some reason or another that this vending machine would be vending humans, not confectionery lol.

[idkyoo]

so much how kit kat do you have to sell in order to pay the dudes min wage without losing money? xD

[hollowichigo778]

my job sucks lol

[lolo574]

bien pensé et réalisé

[StevenGarcia0]

VERY NICE ~ VERY CUTE ~ VERY COOL

[mwoodall13]

tip over the machine lol

[cRiPpLeD127]

Lol, nice butt at 0:32 XD Jk

[gagriz18]

there are so many uses for small asian men

[BojanglesUdon]

correct change gives you a thumbs up, incorrect change and he flips you the bird

[vivienneMK]

Omigawd, it'll be hell being inside the kitkat machine. I mean, you can't eat them nd I loveee kitkat :O

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

lol imageing him sign languageing "Go get help. Can't breathe!"

[joerush25]

Wow Grandma was just scamming it!!! did u see how they doped the money instead of putting it in the slot!!! Hacker Granny

[joerush25]

Dropped*

[ericvanhallen]

lemme tip it

[kennyscott11]

we need one of those

[dragonworld2008]

you don't need a gun.just tackle his ass.and the glass will brake.and you get free stuff.ha ha ha .hut 1 hut 2 hut 3 hicke

[LeoOfSilver]

I would fight the vending machine :D

[vtogvblog]

lol. garenteed for life.

[clemsontigerboy13]

you can see a hole in the back of it,someones just sticks their hand in it and drops it down

[astrangeone]

Lol. Can you imagine that guy's work day?

"Honey, I'm so tired...give me a massage...I kept dropping kitkats all day!"

[churgles]

haha, that's awesome!

[iwannabepresident]

ppl and their energy saveing ways

[RealSkyDiver2]

omg its ALIVE! Set it on fire!!!

[RastafariPoet]

Shouldve tipped it over lol

[ChrisMcQueen85]

@RastafariPoet Lol!!!

[tjb2k8]

fill it with water

[covertcolt]

can it give handjobs?

[koolsports20]

@covertcolt lol

[guessagainnigga]

you like getting hand jobs from man hands??? wtf

[morganmmm]

Great viral for KK and their newest advertising strapline 'Working like a machine?... have a break, have a kit kat' Just incase you yanks didn't understand, Crazy English Chocolate!!!!!!! Love it, good work.

[Cowboycurtis888]

are you read grammar?

[ps3animalfunds]

LOL maybe he has an auto explosion device D:

[obenrob]

cool job

[Dnn17halo]

zomg!

[WARPUDDY666]

love this vid I'm trying to sell mine maybe I'll

try that and just scream out BUY ME BUY ME DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUY ME LOL

[stone2008stone2008]

holy dick face jk

[coolfunny567]

Thats London Victoria Station I havent seen it for a long time.

[AfroSamuraiTheMaster]

on this one the snacks dont get stuck, you still get... a finger

[GoldenGhettoFilms]

sort of defeats the purpose of the machine.. still funny

[TheEnchantressBee]

at least this way you are guaranteed to at least get something. I can't stand it when you put money in the machine for an item and then it doesn't even give it to you....

[TheZickoPuppets]

I Start Kicking The Vending Machine And Be A Total Ass To It

[vem3r]

Imagine standing in one spot alllllllllll day, for minimum rage? yeah okay.

[EminetCarnage]

LOL!

[AirSn1per]

yeah i would do that to best job in the world!!! lol

[iRant4u]

I would so do that if they payed me, even if minimum wage.

[ryguy740007]

Me too. I'd also pretend to get the candy stuck, like in real vending machines, just to piss them off. lolz

[erikj9910]

lol that would be so funny

[Catmanahsoka]

Thats Stupid

[maxkl2]

L0L

[ard98]

Lol...

[LFOoN92]

LoL~

[91Macleod]

wheres the bread Danny? (standing infront of it) ummm tesco >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[91Macleod]

Danny Gillies best friend. ummm ummm ummm uhhh uhhh ummm i dont know

[MatTtackable]

This is awesome xD

[touchvending]

Maybe this is technology Touch Vending should embrace!!!

[C1TIZENNEWS]

why not just sell it to them normally!!!

[jrjuggalo159]

because this way is more fun!

[r3never]

rofl, ppl can just shake it hahaha

[Necrodius]

LMFAO wtf lol

[FastFROzen1]

the geto would probly copy this.

[kira102332]

That is so cool. =^.^=

*Luna☼

[LilRiceEater]

At least he gets to have all the kit kats he wants on brake!

[ShoopDahoop]

lol i wanna see someone try to steal it by sticking there hands in it and get there hand broken

[KDewey92]

hehe

[Hithall]

lol that would be a shitty job

[worklikeamachine]

This was as fun for all that made it happen as it was for those who saw it and got a kitkat!

[Colton5]

lol