Primus - Hennepin Crawler

[CameronWasmund]

This album suffered from "People thought it was bad, Then stopped being stupid and noticed it was great."

[ColterDewitt]

@CameronWasmund

Well Primus does suck.

[BaronzPogz]

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­ck..



[TheCommenter7]

Unoriginal and sucks

[poopychocolate]

@TheCommenter7 IT REALLY SUCKS!! :D

[bjorn860]

@poopychocolate Agree with you Hennepin crawler does really sucks...

cheers from Iceland, we don't have Hennepin Crawlers, instead we have volcanoes x]

[grapegoat21]

hennepin crawler is that weird 4 wheeled contraption you see the band sitting in. you can see that picture of them sitting in it all over the internet. looks like an old horse buggy or something. but its pedal driven.

[asteriskcolon]

@grapegoat21 That image is the June 2010 Rehearsal EP album cover.

[destroyourselves]

they really needed to make this album? sounds like waste scrap songs from antipop.... pretty much shit. shame since there last EP was good

[kelthanius]

@destroyourselves Try listening harder next time.

[destroyourselves]

@kelthanius listen, i've been a fan of primus for nearly 20 years, and this just doesn't sound any different than the stuff they did ten years ago.. whereas animals should not try to act like people was one hell of an original record... do i hate them for that? no.. just a bit underwhelmed with this record is all

[kelthanius]

@destroyourselves Fair enough, opinions will be opinions. I think it's a good album, not near the quality of their first four but I'll put it above Antipop and Brown Album, and I fucking loved Brown Album.

[fattygoatshoulder]

the only "hennepin crawler" i know of is a legless male prostitute in downtown minneapolis

[poopychocolate]

@fattygoatshoulder Yeah.....we got lots of those. ._.

[Brodaddy1000]

@fattygoatshoulder hahaha, that comment made was like the olive in the martini for my day.... beautiful.

[harhainen]

is the style is changing or what.. do not do this to me dear god! i need my cut!

[JustAnotherHumanist]

I've seen the actual contraption, the Hennepin Crawler.

I saw Primus the same night, interestingly enough.

[Bonusbananas311]

who knows actually? maybe it is a fishing ler

[Bonusbananas311]

Hennepin Crawler is a fat slutty steam punk girl

[gelasicily]

BEST SONG OF THE ALBUM!

[inabit68]

Please would someone try to convince Les to bring back Tim "Herb" Alexander, all the umpteen million other drummers just dont seem to stack up!

[yarharfiddledede]

@inabit68 the drummer here is jay lane, primus' very first drummer, back when they had todd huth on guitar. i agree that herb was their best drummer, but just to clarify, he was not the first.

[poopychocolate]

@AngusMacIsaac1st Obviously you don't get the ironic slogan. :S

[yarharfiddledede]

@poopychocolate they actually stopped using it years ago. in concert, les told us "we don't say it anymore. instead, we do this. 'i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts (insert bass solo here)'"

[poopychocolate]

@yarharfiddledede Well I think just cause they don't use it doesn't mean I should stop saying it. :]

But if you want to say something else then go right ahead. ;D

[yarharfiddledede]

@poopychocolate fair enough, lol.

[cpfan7]

fucking awesome bass

[dicbrain906]

@AngusMacIsaac1st

You're a fucking retard

[lostaggy]

@AngusMacIsaac1st You idiot. Its their catch phrase from the nineties. "We're Primus. We suck" Why do you think everyone keeps saying it, stupid?

[jacobisreal17]

And it's all epic, everything about it.

[jacobisreal17]

This song reminds me of listening to them album for the first time....obviously. This song also reminds me of seeings them for the first time.

[eyow321]

a lot of people don't know what "primus sucks" means.

[particalman1]

@eyow321 But does that the whole thing!?!?

[eyow321]

@particalman1 uhmm.... yes? haha

[ninjacobra]

This is art.

[lostaggy]

Primus fucking SUCKS!!!!!!!

[poopychocolate]

@lostaggy :D

[thebrixman]

@lostaggy you too you too

[xChainedx70]

@lostaggy Then don't listen...go listen to your Justin Bieber :D enjoy fag

[TheClayflip]

@xChainedx70 saying primus sucks means you like primus..any real primus fan would know that

[Abe19James]

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

[pridefighter93]

hennepin is a type of pedal car

[OMGfluffy111]

You get to bite that pie in the sky

You get to bite that pie in the sky

You get to bite that pie in the sky

You get to bite that pie in the sky 8)

[steel7800]

Best song on a below average album. Shoulda stopped after the Brown Album. I love Les and that amazing sound he brings - but the vocals are not there. Nevertheless one of the best live bands ever. Every song is "cloged" and covered by machines his real voice is hidden and thats sad. I would of rather heard a whole album of just the band playing for 56 minutes with no vocals. 

[Aleowiciuos]

I'd say a Hennepin Crawler is a fly fishin' lure but what the fuck do piss shit fuck ass cunt fuck whore bitch do i know 'bout dis shit fuck i handn't listened to Primus since 19 fuckin 99 an I been fishin' ever fucking since and asshole if i know what the cuntin' shit's been going on since 'cause I'd had parts of my liver removed and fuck ass I used to like Primus but shit if i can't play a mother fuckin' bass better than Les himself now 'cause that butthole seems to have sniffed the same, .yup

[poopychocolate]

@Aleowiciuos That's like the best comment I ever got on these uploads. :D

[durpadoo]

@Aleowiciuos It may be a fly fishing lure, but that most certainly is not the Hennepin Crawler that this song is about.

[SuperQqi]

@Aleowiciuos you're stupid dude. you sound like an idiot when you type that kind of crap. mellow out. sounds like they put that liver in your head. youre a dick. stop posting anything, anywhere. save us the trouble of having to read your bullshit rants.

[Aleowishious]

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[requiem900]

@Aleowiciuos: dude. i was like...thinking the same thing just now.

[PuffSmelly]

bought the limited edition vinyl its so sick

[NotATubeSurfer]

@PuffSmelly does it come with anything besides just the album itself? I wanna get the vinyl eventually but just curious.

[PuffSmelly]

@NotATubeSurfer yea man 2 green lp vinyls a picture of the toy in a nest and a lyric sleeve and the cd comes with it to

[r2d29695]

this shnit is the bomb dizzle shnip znap boom. People who don' like les have no Idea how hard it really is to sound like this.

[paddlesailnitro]

I just find it amazing that Les can sing while his fingers are moving that fast. Actually I find it amazing that his fingers can move that fast. Jay and Ler are pretty incredible as well. Saw them the third time last friday (Kickoff to Green Naugahyde tour), and I just assume the ANALysts and dislikers need to see the band live. I'm pretty sure they would stfu and start bobbing up and down, a little smile on their face. Fun band. Hippie Jam funk metal, and Primus the pioneer.

[DustinTheWind2121]

You are not a real Primus fan unless Primus sucks. So if Primus dosn't suck your a noob haha f**k yo couch NI**A.

[potforpot]

@DustinTheWind2121 you dont make sense

[iNsaNeNic]

PRIMUS SUCKS!!

[bereavement12]

PRIMUS SUCKS!

[potforpot]

@bereavement12 i'd like to see you play anything that les claypool can, oh wait thats right you cant cause you SUCK! you cant play anything like this for shit, get a life an dont even try to be better than them because you wont be able to

[bereavement12]

@potforpot Grow the fuck up. If you were a real fan, you'd know what I was talking about. Now kindly GTFO

[tafishthefalls]

i tripped when i was your dads age,now primus make me trip,without dope.

[90thMeridian]

Did u trip off the “Dope” when Truman was president because nowadays dope is not refferred to anything u “trip” off of! Fyi

[itsamecooper]

If one more person pst "primus sucks" im going to kill your family.

[lostaggy]

@itsamecooper Primus SUCKS!!!!!!

[czech698]

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[grungenerd]

who ever thinks primus sucks can go fuck them selfs!

[nopeekingjon]

PRIMUS SUCKS!!!

[NotATubeSurfer]

I thought this song sucked, then it got to 2:00 and I realized it really does suck! Like holy shit this sucks worse than that shitty Blue Collar Tweekers solo!

[crustme444]

PIE, PANCAKES, AND PIMPLE CREAM? whata band!

[centsamilia]

yes i do, you're the fig to my newton debs, don't do me like that

[Debonardo]

Les Claypol - Professional Bass Player

[Poonard]

There's something really special about this album. It's creepy in a way but also very fun to listen to.

[yungwhye]

so far this song, hoinfodaman and eyes of the suirrel go the hardest 

[Bonusbananas311]

You do not want to ride the Hennepin Crawler. Trust me. I know from experience. DUDE!

[kelthanius]

I wanna ride the Hennepin Crawler!

[jdillie77]

Oh man! That's some PRIMUS!

[Bonusbananas311]

i had sex with a steam punk girl last night for a dollar.

[poopychocolate]

@Bonusbananas311 Fuck, man, that's great.

[TheBadandy2021]

@Bonusbananas311 hah, I can only imagine what was said after that incursion, "the boiler is rapidly reaching red on my psi gauge".

[Bonusbananas311]

you can ride hennepin crawler for a dollar and impress those steam punk girls

[cameronpaulmahar]

Jay Lane is such a fucking badass... don't get me wrong, I love Brain, look up to Herb, but Jay is just fucking awesome.

[Bonusbananas311]

This is the motherfucking JAM!

[skiener910]

Referrence to the Minneapolis pedal pubs?

[Bonusbananas311]

I hope this is their next single! It fucking sucks majorly.

[durpadoo]

@Bonusbananas311 For the most part I agree, although I certainly wouldn't mind Extinction Burst either.

[ulty77]

funky/dark/eccentric/very fucking nice :D

[MrDVDLAY]

PRIMUS . sucks .

[MrDVDLAY]

Thanx chocopoop. PRIMUS . bogus journey . 

[jessedyck1]

The first 5 seconds of this song tells me this album is going to be great

[Rados1978]

Primus diže iz mrtvih !!!

[drew25kra]

When I heard this, I knew the album would be boss....and I was right.

[tigerpaw54]

Thank you poopychocolate for posting all these songs! I am definitely going to buy this album. Primus rules!

[imrepohl]

@tigerpaw54 same here, and isn't that the way it should be? Do some research into what an album's like then when you know you like it, buy the bastard!

[PinkPorcupineTools]

IMO, Primus is more creative than Led Zeppelin, as well as more talented musicians. Not that I'm hating on Zep, but Primus is better.

[mghillsburg]

fucking awesome!



[heartdisciple]

That bass sounds soooo goood!

[meshuggahgrey]

Good to see these dudes back in action fuck you Primus haters 

[dudecometh]

@meshuggahgrey There are no Primus haters here, dude. PRIMUS SUCKS is the band's slogan.

PRIMUS SUCKS! = Primus rocks!

[meshuggahgrey]

@dudecometh nah Primus rules = fucking beyond doubt!!!

[dudecometh]

@meshuggahgrey TRUE!

[meshuggahgrey]

@dudecometh ty!!! lets go bash the true haters

[CoolCoverBro]

@meshuggahgrey Your the first meshuggah fan I've seen on a primus video. My favorite band is either them or primus.

[rage1331]

@CoolCoverBro lol Those are my 2 favorite bands. #1 and #2. I can't decide the order though...

[poopychocolate]

@rage1331 1) Primus

2) Meshuggah

there ya go.

[rage1331]

@poopychocolate I want to choose Meshuggah, but Primus is the reason for me being a bass player. It's all relative anyway.

[CoolCoverBro]

@poopychocolate Both have great reasoning to be the best, Primus has insane groove, has changed the view of bass forever, and just fun, while Meshuggah has catch 33, and some of the most convoluted music you will ever have lol, and I mean come on, the drums.

To me, both are the best :D

[poopychocolate]

@CoolCoverBro Dude, I never gave a crap what band was better. Through out my life I never had the time to decide what band beats what, cause something better comes out. It's just a matter of how you feel about it. I honestly don't feel like it's my obligation to decide what band is better than what. - I just put that list as a quickie. :P

Besides, I hate to say it, but there is plenty of bands who can be better than primus and meshuggah.

[CoolCoverBro]

@poopychocolate I agree with you, there definitely are, it is just what is your favorite is what it comes down, but you're right on what kind of mood you're in :)

[centsamilia]

my dad saw zeppelin when he was my age, i get to see primus

sorry dad but clearly i win

[bikerchad16]

@centsamilia you shouldn't compare led zeppelin and primus

[centsamilia]

@bikerchad16

you should really wear a helmet chadsworth, i didn't, and though i love both bands primus is definitely better live in my opinion.

[Jaildale]

@bikerchad16 Yeah, because Primus SUCKS.

[8Zeitgeist]

@bikerchad16 atleast not in the vicinity of anything made in china

[dan300878]

@bikerchad16 damn right, zepplin are shit by comparison. LOL

[pfonyt]

@centsamilia ~ Well, if you go to see Primus with your dad... then he will clearly win (lol)

Anyway, I saw both bands performing live. Zeppelin in (June?) 1980 in Rotterdam, a few months before Zeppelin's drummer, John "Bonzo" Bonham, passed away (R.I.P.). Zeppelin's concert lasted 2+ hours; only Mars Volta gave me the same impression. And, Primus twice in 1993 (check out my other channel [ pjoef ]) and this summer. Two SUPER-fantastic (and not comparable) bands, indeed!!!

[centsamilia]

@pfonyt

honestly dukes, not comparing bands? what is this teeball? get a grip. they both are majorly influential artists, it is damn well natural to prefer one over the other. especially from someone who has seen both, don't be such a damn pussy , who do you like better no one is gonna care

[pfonyt]

@centsamilia ~ Well, if you go to see Primus with your dad... then he will clearly win (lol)

Anyway, I saw both bands performing live. Zeppelin in (June?) 1980 in Rotterdam, a few months before Zeppelin's drummer, John "Bonzo" Bonham, passed away (R.I.P.). Zeppelin's concert lasted 2+ hours; only Mars Volta gave me the same impression. And, Primus twice in 1993 (check out my other channel [ pjoef ]) and this summer. Two SUPER-fantastic (and not comparable) bands, indeed!!!

[BuddyMETAL1]

@centsamilia CLEARLY you win. F Zep and F stupid BikerChadTenderMale69

[skweberic]

BI-WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[naddzdangle]

@centsamilia No, no you didn't. I have seen Primus a few times, but would give certain "body parts" from the left side to see Zeppelin. Not a win.

[centsamilia]

@naddzdangle

i never said you couldn't like primus or led zeppelin.

i said I believed they were better live

I don't give a fuck if you'd give your tiny chode to see zeppelin, it has nothing to do with me ya biscuit

[naddzdangle]

@centsamilia Sounds like your dad may have touched you inappropriately at some time. You might wanna seek out some counseling for that.

[durpadoo]

@naddzdangle You're a pretty crappy troll. Just sayin'.

[centsamilia]

@naddzdangle

my dad wasn't attracted to me, i looked too much like him. he said similar things about the gorilla of a mother you have. i'd still dog her though, anything that'd spawn something as stupid as you has to know how to turn a trick or two

[naddzdangle]

@centsamilia Hey now, let's get off of moms. I just got off of yours...

[centsamilia]

@naddzdangle I don't give a shit kid, I did too say they were better live.

go chop off your arm maybe john bonham will rise from the grave and beat you with it. lord i hope so

[naddzdangle]

@centsamilia LOL!!! While mildly amusing, and somewhat entertaining, I feel our communications should end here. Don't forget to brush your teeth, you have dick on your breath.

[centsamilia]

@naddzdangle. stop smelling my mouth, it creeps me out. my mom has the herp so the jokes on you digs

[Debonardo]

@centsamilia no you dont. that is all.

[TheStayMint]

@centsamilia Uhhh, I don't know about that. Your dad clearly won. Zeppelin is legendary, Primus is just amazing.

[jizzle765]

@centsamilia I love Primus too but CLEARLY you loose dummy!

[CoolKodiak]

Great song, well Primusian….

[odie420ish]

PRIMUS SUCKS!!

[456QXQ]

this is sexy

[larcon19]

AWESOME MUSICIANS

[RangerEd]

love that whammy bar man