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  • hey guys I have a question. theres this boy that I like sooooooo much. I've had the biggest crush on him for 4 years, but its my brother's besfriend so I'm so scared to talk to him. is there any advice you have, like what should I do? i reallly want to talk to him :/

  • id tell him to go make his own damn sandwitch.

  • Females who flirt with guys that are taken? I know what you mean dude. I see it happen quite often in college classes, at parties, gatherings, events, and at work. Usually, guys who either already have a girlfriend, who are engaged, or who are married will usually have women flirting with them. The single guys usually get ignored and I don't know why.

  • I don't mind making a guy a sandwich, honestly :T

  • i hate it when girls talk shit about someone the second they leave -.- .. and imma girl, to be fair

    

  • I'd make him a sandwich any day ♥

  • oops I just assumed you were played . MY BAD :PP

  • DAM LMFAO . He said it all , Jay Have you ever been played cause it seems like it . lol

  • the biggest thing i dislike about girls are that they are so different. we are freaking different planets. (girls are stupid).

  • Yo, I'll make you a sammich. (:

  • When a girl makes you a sandwich, that mean she knows that it isnt a man woman thing its a I LOVE YOU enough to make you a sandwich and its not because men are better than woman.. its just a sandwich girl..

  • hahahah wwwwwooooooo<3 i agreee!

    "i hate girls who cant suck dick" lol

  • he looks high as fuck!

  • You do realize it stretches WAYYYY wider than that right??

  • I liked you

    then you moaned about us wanting equality and us wanting to pay then BAM, get in the kitchen.

    im all for making sandwiches, if you pay to take me to dinner! simple.

  • lmfaoo you're so funnny! and real, and DIFFERENT ;D like you would say shit and people wouldn't get offended ;D

  • gotta agree with most of what he said(except sexist stuff).....the make me a sandwitch part was just stupid though....he can make his own sandwitch lol....and when comparing guys and girls as being douches i'd say equal on both side

  • Cant take a compliment - YES. Dont appreciate little things - YES. Assume stuff - YES. All guys are douches - YES.

  • i hate when girls act like they are your bestfriend but tell your shit to the whole fucking world and when girls act ghetto knowing dmn well they are from the suburbs like bitch please.

  • what do he mean when he say boring girls??

  • @SaraaRocks ...okay hater.

  • Damn, All True, Well most Of it Anyways! ha

  • i hate conceited girls -_____-

  • YOU'RE SO FUCKING CUTE

  • AAHHAAHAH. omg I fucking love you ! <3

    

  • lmfao 2:35- 2:45...like a fn mcdonalds sign XD

  • so guys stfu! :))) u guys are bitchest!

  • we admited we have small dick. but our dick is pretty! and we got a lot of pussy!

  • @ilroejanbarraquias Are you subscribed to Timothydelaghetto too?

  • girls dont like girls all the time..lol..tru and DEAD

  • OK OK THIS GUY HAS THE MOST UGLIEST FACE ALIVE, and has a small yellow penis with his squinty eyes ew

  • "You look better when you're not talking" lmaoo

  • i hate when girls are in like a group and they are the skinniest one there and they call them selves fat

  • So u want girls to be your equals but we have to make you a sandwich?! Bitch please biggest turnoff ever!!!! I was like ohyeah hes so cute and right but then ..i was like fuck that bitch , like foreal .. :@

  • he is so cute

    i love him

    then he just said making sandwiches

    fuck you

    

  • i'm to strait to look into his eyes :( 

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  • hahaha best video on youtube????? hahah i love this guy

  • I like how your honest, and your really funny, i think that the majority of girls love a guy with a sense of humor, i would probably be laughing alot if i kicked it with you :D hahaha well peacee your respected for beinn a honest man, alot of guys cant do wat your doinn (: muchhoo loveee <3

  • I hate it when a girl doesn't keep up a conversation, like wtf I don't wanna keep asking open ended questions, u gotta keep the flow too

  • you are fkn disrespectful.. like, yeah. most of those things are true but i mean, girls that don't make you a sandwich..!? bitch, you're a grown man with 2 legs. get up and do it yourself. i swear, fuckin disrespectful guys now-a-days.. -.- smh

  • @Hollister4511 who woould'nt make this niigga a sandwhich?! he's fine ass hellll!

    

  • @SabrinaBieberGraham not even, he's like, asian or some shit.. probably has a small dick. he is NOT cute .

  • I swear those are contacts!

  • Your eyes and smile - 333

  • your eyes are gorgeous 3 I love this video (:

  • LMAO @ ! 1:35 !

  • FEMALES who pretend to like something that guys like(football, break dancing, cars etc) when they don't know SHIT about it. Get outta here with that shit, when you get caught your ass just looks dumb AF!

  • why take the guy whos taken! i love that one and boobs and ass so many whores ugh luv that 1 too bitches need 2 listen carefully

  • you have a beautiful smile

  • vaginas ewww

  • personally, i love to cook. shit i basically live in the kitchen. but one thing i hate are whiny bitches. when youre so nice and all they do is "WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME!?! why am i not good enough?!" and i always say the same thing back: "why dont you stop complaining, i dont throw around the word love and i met you a month ago." then they get all "oh im sorry" and make you feel like shit. that pisses me off. oh and YOU ARE FINNNEEE. just thought i'd let you know.(:

  • your mixtape is the shit..

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  • i hate it when a girl is bitchy when you say something about her good or bad

  • lol alrite shut up you look better when ur not talking lmao.! (:

  • i was insultd by a kitchen thing i dont thing we r all equall but we do hav da same rites...and if my bf was sexist 2 me ya id make him a sandwich, wit his best friends jizz in it ;)

  • i hate girls that r slutty and ugly but think they're hot

  • Wow

  • Aha` yu one sexy beast. Better be thankful ^_^

  • I hate girls who wear the exact same clothes as their mates and wear 5 inches of make-up.

  • girls who cant be original...

  • 3:55 = XD

  • Man,can u just close ur big mouth for a sec its annoying nigga

  • basically he just likes a real girl lol, respect the things he said but when the kitchen part come on took it a bit to far :') wouldnt want me in the kitchen you'd get poisioned lets b honest >.>

  • That's mean. xD

  • i don't care what yall say, i like him.

  • your not a gentleman.

  • he looks smacked all the time...

  • he thinks he's cute... stop exposing your small ass DICK

  • I hate when girls hate other girls but they friend them up when they're around. I hate when girls love drama and think anyone gives a fuck about it. I hate when girls try on purpose to show their ass but you can tell they're trying too hard. I hate when girls brag about how many guys they talk to as if it's a good thing. I hate when girls are groupies. I hate when all a girls cares about is guys and tries to impress them all the time. I just hate waste bitches.

  • What`s the problem, everyone? Just turn gay.

  • damn your disrespectful..

  • Sooo Trueee  ! Lmfao !

  • yo, u were sound till NOW!!! dont tell us to stay in the kitchen bitch!!!! we can go wherever we want when we want and we dont like makin motherfuckin sandwiches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @AideenXx2 Someone's insulted...

  • You are SOOOOO rude, that it's kind of funny. At least, online it is. If I saw you in real life and you said this to me, I would straight up feel like socking you in the face.

  • You used pokemon as an example, and therefore I respect you... even if you were referring to a vagina

  • DEEEPPP AS FUCK! Lmao :-)

  • I hate it when you KNOW a girl is unhappy or mad, and you ask them "whats wrong?" and they say "nothing". They expect you to automatically know what's bothering them.

  • your eyes <3

  • i mean maybe we can only feel 3 inches but 3 inches isnt gonna keep it in there and we certainly feel when it falls out. Its definitely not all about the size but all yall ladies know that if its big enough you wont just feel it in your vajayjay you will feel it in ur freckin stomach. It all depends on what you like.

  • Wow I thought he was chill until he mentioned the kitchen....

  • he has a point and sum them reasons i hate bout girls lil hoes needah respect em selves and he fine!!! :P

  • He makes sense... but he can be nicer about it,

  • idc, hes sexy *.*

  • I hate that females always get an attitude even if ur asking a simple question and when they act snobby ass hell

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  • every single video tht he made makes a whole LOT OF SINCE TO ME !!!!!! every single ONE

  • 3:00 3:08 , took the words out of my mouth

  • 3:32

    LOOL

  • He remind me of that chinese kid from how high... "I got twee enchez uf ha deek"

  • Love It!!!

    

  • *points down* " I hate girls who don't keep up with their Pikachu. If your shit smells like a dead pokemon, take that shit to the pokecentre. " I AM DEAD.

  • I hate girls who seem to think that orange is a natural skin color.

  • 2:17 made me creaaasee!!!! LOOOL

  • I Admire Your Eyes :D LOL

  • LMFAO. I ALMOST PISSED MASELF LAUGHIN AT 1:57

  • i really hate how the majority of girls give others girls a bad rep... we arent all completely retarded and desperate to impress. we also dont all go looking to start shit over absolutely nothing. quite frankly, i'm not a fan of girls and it isnt because i'm a bitch or because i'm jealous.. its simply because girls cause too much bull and feel the need to dumb themselves down. that must be an awful lot of fun.. -_-

  • I hate it when other girl dog people because they don't dress a certain way or their teeth arnt "perfect" or when they point out a ity bity flaw..

  • LOL check out your pikachu, take it to the poke center and revive a bitch

  • I need sunglasses when I watch your vids...your teeth...so white...O.O

  • Your eyes ♥

  • ugh i have to admit i am one of tgose type of girls who get stupid around a good looking guy...its not a act tho..jus nerve issues.i guess that comes with growing up....

  • Ugh I hate girls that are so clingy, its makes me sick. it just shows how insecure they are with their relationship.

  • I hate when they're like, "You know what I'm talkin' 'bout" when I am as clueless as a motherfucker.

  • Dude since your brought up girls who pee on the toilet seat. As a female i feel the need to tell the other females who do this. FLUSH THE DAMN TOILET NOBODY WANNA SEE YO BLOODY SHIITTTTY AS REMAINS IN THE TOILET. We're women thats so uncalled for. ugh be clean. ok im done :)

  • wait! that didnt make sense! i meant you spoke for me about how i feel bout them crazayyy ladies out there! though i am a female myself. i do have the same hatred as you! keke okays bye!

  • hahahahahahahah you make me laugh so hard at 4 30 AM!!!!! u spoke my words for females!

  • FYI by doing your smile and your "eye smile", it doesn't make you cute. Just saying. Girls don't like guys to try to act cute.

  • Nice flag......!

  • I think I just fell in love lmao . You single ? :)

  • I got that same flag!! ;)

  • he's soo handsome, i cant get over it

  • LOL i really don't care what people say about you . YOU'RE AWESOME ! and your pree much just stating FACTS haha :D .

  • i love your teeth!

  • I love your eyes. That's all I can stare at. :) What I hate about many girls... hmmmmmm, that they expect WAYYYYYY too much from the guy in the relationship. Ughh, annoying, haha.

  • ^_^ 

  • :))

    

  • YOU'RE MY DREAM GUY ♥

    Finally someone spoke the truth (:

  • you have a beautiful smile! lol

    #Compliment

  • Lol This Made Me Laugh, Cause' I Agree With A Whole Lot Of What You Said (:

  • whered u get ur hat man? i would love to know man

  • i hate it when women refer to themselves as bad bitches or im the baddest bitch alive! but u get mad when a guy calls u a bitch...but u call urself a bitch sooooo thats okay? no its dumb ur not a dog...ur a woman...a queen stop disrepecting urself....or when they call themselves BARBIES....wait wat! how are u barbie...are u plastic??? if ur a woman & u call urself a barbie go get help ur not a toy (unless thats wat u wanna be) i cant stand that crap -_-

  • Ahaha damn you sexy xD

  • that toilet thing! omg I fuckin hate that too and I'm a girl!

  • Jay Fluent is the REALEST! Funny, but sooo TRUE! :)

  • lmfaoo he was just saying the truthh.. and when girls try to act dumb because they think they look cutee !! worddd

  • lmao ctfu @ smell like a dead pokemon lmaooooooooo!

  • Ladies, If you came to the conclusion that JayFluent was a douchebag........ You were right.

    Also his Squirtle only seems to be 3 inches. Mothafuckah needs to find a water stone and evolve that bitch nah i meannnnnnn!!!!!

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  • @bboynerve actually the 3 inch thing is a none fact, what I hate is when a guy brags about fucking the shit out of a women....most men think it's all about the speed or how aggressive you are without knowing it's all about technique and it has nothing to do with length...most girls just don't kno and a big one to a girl looks better to most but girls and guys have a lot of stupid braincells floating around without knowing the truth of anything.

  • @mooreshi

    Actually mooreshi i didn't say it wasn't a fact. It is KNOWN (none.......wtf???) fact. But using that as an excuse doesn't mean you don't have a small squirtle.

    Also a skinny ass politoad does make a difference. Need to get some girth on that bitch and make it a PoliWRATH!!!! NAHH I MEAANNN.

    So please learn some grammar or fucking spelling before you talk to me about lost brain cells.

    Just incase you need to look it up..... Girth = Width..... idiot.....

  • so someone sucked on your dick before? :3

  • @janjanjane96 Dont get jealous lol

  • HaHaHahaHaha soo funny lol XD

  • You sound like Chris Brown!

  • agreed!! i do as well

  • Just stfu! Its just a joke! Geez you people need to calm down! Even if you didnt find it funny who cares its just a video! He's not even talking about ALL girls hes talking about some of them not all of them. Hes here to entertain and speak his mind and if your not entertained just fucking leave damn. Girls stop getting butt hurt and stop going into defense mode thats stupid!

  • @classicalvin I cannot believe you are calling him out on something so stupid yet understandable. I don't think anyone really likes it when they are doing "sexual activities" with someone who's no good at it. If you do, then more power to you, Also If you're watching a video and hear something you don't like, leave it's that simple.

  • @SaideeLee btw youre a fat filipino cunt

  • @Vanglal BTW That was such an awesome and original comeback! I bet you're proud and you feel accomplished now don't you? Yes, yes you do. Good boy. You're such a big tough guy calling people names and and telling a guy off about his opinions behind your computer screen. & BTW I am straight so yes I guess you can call me a dick rider! I do believe you are one as well.

  • @SaideeLee LOL! Not even that, just the fact that he's contradicting himself. Whether he is or isn't (he isn't), YOU can't deny that a few things he pointed out is contradicting towards each other.

  • @JayFluent If it's haters that are causing you to take down half your vids please stop! Don't forget about everyone else who loves them!

  • @SaideeLee stfu dick rider

  • i love you jay fluent!!! Hey haters go suck some the only reason you hatin is because your pokemon stanky!!!

  • I hate when guys ask if I am PMSing. LOL [:

  • I hate when girls fight online about dumb ass shit that and when we pretend to be drunk and also when we use a high voice you sound like a chipmunk don't do it

  • thumbs up for die!

  • @RBFlo84 I agree .. i'm half filipino and this is just making us look bad . -_-

  • "I am a Gentlemen"

    the number of times he said bitch whore or any of those slurs was ridiculous that was a waste of my time.

  • well i don't see any ofense in what this guy is saying ( im a girl BTW) and for the thing about sucking at sucking dick....well he's being honest here i guess all the guys think this way let's face reality =_=

  • When the music got on at 00:06 I got scared......O_O

  • I think this is very stereotypical. Half of the shit you just said about women, guys do x10. stfu.

  • This so funny im so glad im not like those girls

  • Stop fake smiling and wearing that stupid hat. Little girls might like it, but women don't.

  • so sexii r u taken

  • I'm so embarrassed to be Filipino.

  • pokemon center!!!!! LMAAOO

  • "please, revive a bitch" lmao

  • your MUSIC is better than videos like these ..

  • u say u dont like girls with smelling cuchi wht about women feet fufu!!!!

  • hahahahahaha . oh damn . :)

  • damn you got some pretty eyes.!! :)

    but i love this video .! :)

  • it looks like you cant open your eyes all the way

  • I love this <3

    

  • i hate when girls try too hard! W)

  • Girls don't really believe that they are pretty. 50% of females think that they are over weight, and 43% of 1-3 graders think that they are fat. That is how messed up society is. Every one is pretty. No matter what.

  • HAHAHAHA too funny omg!

  • omg, i about died. He's hilaaaarious! :D

    Don't hate people, it's meant to be funny. -____-

  • Hahahahaha this is hilarious!!

  • Another freakin knucklehead

  • a lot of this shit goes both ways. its not just girls doin it

  • "you look good when you're not talking." xD